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(WSBTV)   Thieves break into 13 cars, score 1 bible - a testament to their ineptitude   (wsbtv.com) divider line 19
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2014-02-07 06:13:13 PM  
I have a relative who works in a retirement community. Every so often they get a resident who can't find their car. Sometimes it is an indicator of Alzheimer's. Other times it is because they don't drive much and the car was stolen, possibly weeks ago.
 
2014-02-07 06:25:04 PM  
Too much risk turning to a life of crime. They're better off finding a regular Job.
 
2014-02-07 07:38:26 PM  
"They took my bible from my bible study bag, but they took the bible out and left the bag, thank the lord,"

I wish the people who broke into my car last time had done that. I was an AWOL record bag I got in London for 15 pounds and I loved it. They could have kept everything in it if they'd just left the bag and I would have been happy. I haven't been able to find another one like it for anywhere near the price. Why can't I find record/messenger bags with handles, dammit?
 
2014-02-07 07:53:28 PM  
Pages from cheap Bible make great rolling papers.

Don't smoke Revelations though; it will seriously screw you up.
 
2014-02-07 07:59:45 PM  
That's a unique way to proselytize.
 
2014-02-07 08:03:40 PM  
"They took my bible from my bible study bag, but they took the bible out and left the bag, thank the lord,"

Yes. Thank "the lord" for stopping them from preventing your bag from being taken. Ignore the fact that he also let them break into your car and steal your book.
 
2014-02-07 08:06:34 PM  
So they didn't take anything valuable?
 
2014-02-07 08:08:19 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Pages from cheap Bible make great rolling papers.

Don't smoke Revelations though; it will seriously screw you up.


You want to smoke Proverbs. The author was clearly high.
 
2014-02-07 08:12:54 PM  
Maybe God gave these thieves a sign.
 
2014-02-07 08:15:04 PM  
Will they be caught? Depends.
 
2014-02-07 08:19:18 PM  
The best part is knowing the thieves won't face any eternal punishment over this since there is no hell.
 
2014-02-07 08:28:34 PM  

had98c: The best part is knowing the thieves won't face any eternal punishment over this since there is no hell.


There will be if they smoke Revelation.
 
2014-02-07 08:48:16 PM  
Leavin your Bible in the car, that's a paddlin.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-07 09:13:55 PM  
Gideon checked out,
And he left it no doubt,
To help with the assholes' revival

/Deet un deet un deet un do deet
 
2014-02-07 10:08:16 PM  
Mixed emotions: Your teenage daughter walks in the door at 3am with a Gideon Bible under her arm.
 
2014-02-07 11:27:31 PM  
My strategy parking on the street in Detroit was to leave a Bible obviously on the front passenger seat. Never once had an issue parking in downtown. I always imagine some thug would peer in and think of going with his aunty to church as a kid and move on.

/might also be because I drive a stick.
//the manual transmission was called the "negro" button
 
2014-02-07 11:50:19 PM  
Those are some dumbass thieves.  Why would anybody target senior's cars?  Seniors have lived long enough to know better than to leave expensive crap in their cars.  The thieves would have done much better in a high school parking lot where the owners are mostly ignoramuses and think it is perfectly safe to leave their Walkman or boom box or whatever the fark in their car.
 
2014-02-08 12:12:01 AM  
Makes me think of this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S00y75ebq8

/Corb Lund & Hayes Carll
 
2014-02-08 02:05:05 AM  
Well, that's certainly new.
 
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