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(New York Daily News)   Some beauty queens will exercise and diet to stay thin for the pageant, then there's this Venezuelan beauty queen who had a plastic mesh sewn to her tongue to stay thin   (nydailynews.com) divider line 38
    More: Weird, Venezuela, Miss Venezuela, Venezuelan beauty, knife  
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2014-02-07 06:23:25 PM
One prominent California cosmetic surgeon charges women $2,000 to have the patches knitted to their kissers. The procedure takes about 10 minutes.

I can do it cheaper and faster.

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2014-02-07 07:29:52 PM
Looks like she might have had her penis removed also.
 
2014-02-07 07:31:07 PM
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Easy winner there
 
2014-02-07 07:32:32 PM
True story. I admit to being BMI challenged. So on my last trip to the doctor....

Me: "What diet do you suggest?"
Doctor: "Don't eat as much."
lol
 
2014-02-07 07:34:29 PM
Nava told the show her family spent more than $11,000 to make her a pageant contender, including cosmetic procedures on her nose and breasts.
The family runs a small shop in a poor, dangerous neighborhood in Caracas, and Nava said she hoped winning Miss Venezuela would be their ticket out.
"I want people to know that people from the slums can succeed," she said.


Maybe, I dunno, they could have spent that $11,000 getting out of the slum?
 
2014-02-07 07:37:51 PM
Fark putting in hard work at the gym or self control, I want a mesh patch that makes it painful to eat.
 
2014-02-07 07:39:38 PM
There's nothing beautiful about being vain and stupid.
 
2014-02-07 07:42:00 PM
And lesbians have plastic mesh sewn on their vaginas to stop them from liking teh dick.
 
2014-02-07 07:43:22 PM
Because self control is hard.
 
2014-02-07 07:46:04 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: Because self control is hard.


Actually it is.  That's why we have such an obesity problem.  For some of us it's very hard.  I'm still the fattest fatty in fat town but I try using self control every morning. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.  It's disingenuous to say it's not difficult for some.
 
2014-02-07 07:48:28 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: Because self control is hard.


To the extent that you literally have starve yourself into a size 00, I would say self control would be pretty hard. That pesky survival instinct can be difficult to overcome.
 
2014-02-07 07:49:31 PM

Pointy Tail of Satan: True story. I admit to being BMI challenged. So on my last trip to the doctor....

Me: "What diet do you suggest?"
Doctor: "Don't eat as much."
lol


My God... that's crazy enough to work!!! Your doctor is a genius!
 
2014-02-07 07:49:59 PM
I'm guessing she doesn't do a lot of French kissing.
 
2014-02-07 07:51:01 PM

Pointy Tail of Satan: True story. I admit to being BMI challenged. So on my last trip to the doctor....

Me: "What diet do you suggest?"
Doctor: "Don't eat as much."
lol


And yet that is the correct answer..  get off your ass more and eat smaller portions.. everyone is so caught up with the "diet craze" ..
 
2014-02-07 07:51:24 PM
Isn't this what sensa is for?
 
2014-02-07 07:52:16 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: Because self control is hard.


Only for failures...
 
2014-02-07 07:53:25 PM
I want to see her fail to make it past the second round of voting in the worst way.
 
2014-02-07 07:57:43 PM
Does it also make the vomiting hurt? I thought vomiting was a beauty queens second line of defense against weight.
 
2014-02-07 07:58:31 PM
JUST CONTROL YOURSELF ALREADY!!!!!
Farkin people...
 
2014-02-07 07:59:36 PM
So, probably no blowjob, huh?
 
2014-02-07 08:06:03 PM
There's an idea for junkies, cut off your arms.
 
2014-02-07 08:17:14 PM
Don't you need to talk during a pageant and such as? Won't this thing make you sound some sort of mentally challenged? Not like she hasn't proven it by doing this.
 
2014-02-07 08:18:20 PM
Why doesn't she just get one of these? (tongue replacing isopod.)

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2014-02-07 08:20:51 PM

Old enough to know better: I want to see her fail to make it past the second round of voting in the worst way.


Note the "runner up" in her title.
 
2014-02-07 08:21:15 PM
"You eat the same, but liquefied," she said.

I've been doing this whole eating healthy thing all wrong. Time to liquefy a candy bar.
 
2014-02-07 08:23:30 PM

wax_on: Why doesn't she just get one of these? (tongue replacing isopod.)

[www.uj.ac.za image 480x383]


Well I know I don't want to eat again for a long time.
 
2014-02-07 08:55:22 PM
Well, coming into THIS thread while eating was a horrible idea...
 
2014-02-07 10:08:55 PM

wax_on: Why doesn't she just get one of these? (tongue replacing isopod.)


The little tongue alien looks like he's smiling.
 
2014-02-07 10:24:03 PM
Looks like she shot krokodil into her tongue.
Eh, I'd still let her gobble down on me though, if I had nothing better to do.
 
2014-02-07 10:41:57 PM

EmmaLou: The little tongue alien looks like he's smiling.


Awwww!
 
2014-02-07 11:12:23 PM
I dunno, sounds better than gastic bypass.
 
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2014-02-07 11:55:51 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Looks like she might have had her penis removed also.


Or not. This IS Venezuela.
What clearly did NOT get removed is the crazy-in-the-eyes.
Lotsa that.
 
2014-02-08 12:27:27 AM
Maybe Monica Spears wasn't murdered in vain after all. Maybe their is a black market for tongue mesh in Venezuela.
 
2014-02-08 01:39:20 AM

Old enough to know better: I want to see her fail to make it past the second round of voting in the worst way.


"What the hell is wrong with your tongue?  Next contestant!  Get off the stage."
 
2014-02-08 02:10:48 AM
sad
 
2014-02-08 10:32:39 AM
How the hell is she going to blow the judges?
 
2014-02-08 10:50:45 AM
old news is so exciting . jpg

/saw this story months ago.
 
2014-02-08 02:34:04 PM

StoPPeRmobile: How the hell is she going to blow the judges?


Notice that she didn't get 1st place.
 
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