Agent Smiths Laugh: Because self control is hard.
Pointy Tail of Satan: True story. I admit to being BMI challenged. So on my last trip to the doctor....Me: "What diet do you suggest?"Doctor: "Don't eat as much."lol
Old enough to know better: I want to see her fail to make it past the second round of voting in the worst way.
wax_on: Why doesn't she just get one of these? (tongue replacing isopod.)[www.uj.ac.za image 480x383]
wax_on: Why doesn't she just get one of these? (tongue replacing isopod.)
EmmaLou: The little tongue alien looks like he's smiling.
drjekel_mrhyde: Looks like she might have had her penis removed also.
StoPPeRmobile: How the hell is she going to blow the judges?
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