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(Stuff.co.nz)   Shark bites surfer. Surfer punches shark   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 13
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4522 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Feb 2014 at 11:00 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-07 11:01:46 PM  
5 votes:
gifrific.com

Approves.
2014-02-07 11:38:56 PM  
3 votes:
Lizard poisons Spock
2014-02-08 12:13:01 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-02-07 11:01:55 PM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: The 28-year-old man was on his board about 50m out from Porpoise Bay Beach, near Curio Bay, about 8.30 last night when the attack happened

People surf at night?


Only the tasty, meatier ones apparently.
2014-02-08 01:12:11 PM  
1 votes:

zookrew: [img.fark.net image 850x850]


Came in for "suck my dick! I'm a shark!" ... Close enough.
2014-02-08 11:24:25 AM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: The 28-year-old man was on his board about 50m out from Porpoise Bay Beach, near Curio Bay, about 8.30 last night when the attack happened

People surf at night?


Johnny Utah approves
2014-02-08 04:13:54 AM  
1 votes:

That Guy Jeff: fusillade762: The 28-year-old man was on his board about 50m out from Porpoise Bay Beach, near Curio Bay, about 8.30 last night when the attack happened

People surf at night?

Why not? If there's enough light to see, it's not like your going to run into anything.

On another note,

An ambulance arrived about 40 minutes after the attack

That took a while. Good thing there was a doctor at the beach already.


EXCEPT A SHARK!
2014-02-07 11:36:52 PM  
1 votes:
Shark: "Suck my diiiick"
Surfer: "Bite me."
Shark: "OK."
2014-02-07 11:33:42 PM  
1 votes:
Florida has punched the shark.
2014-02-07 11:29:05 PM  
1 votes:
Well I see Mr. T AND Batman are covered. Now we need Adam & Jamie building a shark punching robot, because shark punching robot.
2014-02-07 11:27:15 PM  
1 votes:
...that's the Chicago way.
2014-02-07 11:23:26 PM  
1 votes:
Butthole surfer. Repressing that sharks natural behavior.
2014-02-07 11:03:19 PM  
1 votes:
www.rock977.ca
 
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