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(Fox 59)   Two liters kill little girl. WAY TO GO LITERS   (fox59.com) divider line 170
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2014-02-07 06:08:52 PM
The TFers need to stop making fun of them now.
 
2014-02-07 06:09:34 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-07 06:10:30 PM
Well that's the last time I sponsor one of those dirtbags
 
2014-02-07 06:17:32 PM
I think I know who it was, too.

Two separate liters this morning were acting all high and mighty because they didn't pay for a free site just to post earlier. I bet their anger and rage just boiled over because they don't get the free cupcake smoothies and handjobs that we do.
 
2014-02-07 06:19:37 PM

FirstNationalBastard: I think I know who it was, too.

Two separate liters this morning were acting all high and mighty because they didn't pay for a free site just to post earlier. I bet their anger and rage just boiled over because they don't get the free cupcake smoothies and handjobs that we do.


I got my smoothie earlier, going to wait on the handjob until after dinner.
 
2014-02-07 06:23:22 PM

SmackLT: FirstNationalBastard: I think I know who it was, too.

Two separate liters this morning were acting all high and mighty because they didn't pay for a free site just to post earlier. I bet their anger and rage just boiled over because they don't get the free cupcake smoothies and handjobs that we do.

I got my smoothie earlier, going to wait on the handjob until after dinner.


The best days are when the lines aren't that long, and you get the handjob while drinking the smoothie.
 
2014-02-07 06:24:04 PM
The liters serve their purpose. Their grime-covered grotesqueries and ape-like bellowing are a wonderful diversion for my wordly, jaded sensibilities. But really now, sometimes they do take it rather far.
 
2014-02-07 06:25:57 PM

SmackLT: FirstNationalBastard: I think I know who it was, too.

Two separate liters this morning were acting all high and mighty because they didn't pay for a free site just to post earlier. I bet their anger and rage just boiled over because they don't get the free cupcake smoothies and handjobs that we do.

I got my smoothie earlier, going to wait on the handjob until after dinner.


I'm afraid mine isn't coming because of the snow. Drew, if mine does come today can you bring some cigarettes, too? I'm almost out.
 
2014-02-07 06:37:23 PM
When will people learn that the Power of FARK (tm) should be used for good, not evil...

/or, at least, used for awesome
 
2014-02-07 06:41:55 PM
THIS IS WHY LITERS CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
 
2014-02-07 06:44:03 PM

Cagey B: The liters serve their purpose. Their grime-covered grotesqueries and ape-like bellowing are a wonderful diversion for my wordly, jaded sensibilities. But really now, sometimes they do take it rather far.


you know they are gonna see this later, right?
 
2014-02-07 06:46:15 PM

some_beer_drinker: Cagey B: The liters serve their purpose. Their grime-covered grotesqueries and ape-like bellowing are a wonderful diversion for my wordly, jaded sensibilities. But really now, sometimes they do take it rather far.

you know they are gonna see this later, right?


Yes, but the words are too big for their tiny little brains to comprehend.

They'll think he's complimenting them.
 
2014-02-07 06:48:04 PM
t.fod4.com

"Liter is French for 'sponsor me you stupid fark.'"
 
2014-02-07 07:04:50 PM
The $5 a month doesn't make us superior, it's just that only the superior join the club. Sure the liters could, but they don't and that proves they are inferior.

/and homicidal.
 
2014-02-07 07:09:17 PM
I wonder if it was juggalos force feeding the poor kid faygo.  Tennessee is definitely in the meth belt, so it wouldn't surprise me one bit.
 
2014-02-07 07:17:14 PM
Waiting for liter vs TF pics.......

/mods don't like those.....
 
2014-02-07 07:36:31 PM
God, what a horrible way for that poor child to die. Awful.

Oh, and liters are filthy peasants. It is known.
 
2014-02-07 07:57:00 PM
I try to sponsor at least two people a month because... what the hell is $10?

but, If they're just going around killing children, and not in an ironic or comical way, I'm really going to have to rethink my policy.
 
2014-02-07 07:58:06 PM
I have absolutely nothing to add. Please post pictures of boobs.
 
2014-02-07 07:58:16 PM
I bet they were from the politics tab.
 
2014-02-07 08:18:59 PM

EvilEgg: The $5 a month doesn't make us superior, it's just that only the superior join the club. Sure the liters could, but they don't and that proves they are inferior.

/and homicidal.


Ha Ha... you pay $5.00 a month.
I only pay $4.17 Now who's laughing? Ok... it's probably still you.
 
2014-02-07 08:24:39 PM

Cerebral Knievel: but, If they're just going around killing children, and not in an ironic or comical way, I'm really going to have to rethink my policy.


How can you be sure it's not ironic? A dead kid in a freshly ironed jumpsuit would be hilarious.
 
2014-02-07 08:41:59 PM
media.newbeauty.com.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-02-07 08:42:34 PM
chivethebrigade.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-07 08:43:09 PM
citysubwaycreatures.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-07 08:43:49 PM
www.hottiesphotos.com
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-07 08:44:52 PM
www4.theladbible.com
 
2014-02-07 08:45:29 PM
images.sodahead.com
 
2014-02-07 08:46:10 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-07 08:46:39 PM
Bad!

img.fark.net

That's a BAD LITER! BAD!
 
2014-02-07 08:46:56 PM
wiwt.s3.amazonaws.com
thechive.files.wordpress.comthechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-07 08:47:28 PM
Wait ...

...

What were we talking about?
 
2014-02-07 08:47:31 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-02-07 08:48:25 PM
slicktiger.files.wordpress.com
www.beautyangleshop.com
 
2014-02-07 08:49:09 PM
www.newsgab.com
 
2014-02-07 08:50:00 PM
imbriumbeach.com
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-07 08:51:22 PM
us.cdn281.fansshare.com
 
2014-02-07 08:52:06 PM
I met a liter in real life once when I noticed he had the Fark app on his iPhone.  He had to put it down to shine my shoes.
 
2014-02-07 08:53:11 PM
thebeergardensa.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-07 08:54:32 PM
Didn't want to do it, felt like I owed it to them.
 
2014-02-07 08:55:21 PM
I'm not sure why this turned into a boob thread, but I'm ever so happy it did.
 
2014-02-07 08:57:07 PM
I am confused, TFA says it was grapes soda but the picture is of a white girl.
 
2014-02-07 08:57:38 PM
I'm lost
Each tit is a 1,000ml large?
Fark Liters are boobs?
Someone is posting in the wrong thread?
It's Friday and we need breasts?

I'm lost, but pleased.
 
2014-02-07 08:59:14 PM
Careful TF'ers

thechirurgeonsapprentice.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-07 08:59:27 PM
If little girls could; they'd murder you, and all of your family.

/ now who's the asshole?
 
2014-02-07 08:59:40 PM
Well... this thread delivered unexpectedly.

/wasting away again in literville after 10 years on the farks
 
2014-02-07 09:00:26 PM
I'm confused but pleased.

/not a bookmark
 
2014-02-07 09:00:42 PM
Liters are so immature.
 
2014-02-07 09:00:54 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

revoemagblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-07 09:01:07 PM

Arachnophobe: I'm not sure why this turned into a boob thread, but I'm ever so happy it did.


One of our TF lords bade it, and my Father who art in Hypertext provided.
 
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