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(The Blaze)   PETA gives kids outside of L.A. elementary school comic books with inserts showing cows being electrocuted and covered in feces. Apparently parents have a beef with this   (theblaze.com) divider line 115
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2014-02-07 07:51:35 PM
It could have been worse... they could have handed out Rob Liefeld comics.
 
2014-02-07 07:56:24 PM

FirstNationalBastard: It could have been worse... they could have handed out Rob Liefeld comics.


Even PETA wouldn't stoop to that.
 
2014-02-07 08:21:24 PM
I'd be upset too, especially knowing that PETA regularly acquires animals from shelters and then euthanizes them instead of giving them a chance to be adopted. They have a hell of a nerve preaching about eating meat or how animals are slaughtered. Bunch of hypocrites, IMHO.
 
2014-02-07 08:23:27 PM
They have such thin skins. Sooo easy to get back at them with not much more than a publishing package and a printer. Hey, that needs a photoshop contest.
 
2014-02-07 08:24:49 PM
As someone said in a thread yesterday: any story featuring any variation of the phrase "parents have a beef with this" should be instantly ignored.
 
2014-02-07 08:40:10 PM

Bathia_Mapes: I'd be upset too, especially knowing that PETA regularly acquires animals from shelters and then euthanizes them instead of giving them a chance to be adopted. They have a hell of a nerve preaching about eating meat or how animals are slaughtered. Bunch of hypocrites, IMHO.


Not just yours. IMHO.
 
2014-02-07 08:41:13 PM

fusillade762: As someone said in a thread yesterday: any story featuring any variation of the phrase "parents have a beef with this" should be instantly ignored.


Right? It really gets my goat.
 
2014-02-07 08:43:20 PM

Bathia_Mapes: I'd be upset too, especially knowing that PETA regularly acquires animals from shelters and then euthanizes them instead of giving them a chance to be adopted. They have a hell of a nerve preaching about eating meat or how animals are slaughtered. Bunch of hypocrites, IMHO.


https://imgur.com/gallery/q5awp

http://imgur.com/pr2Ab
 
2014-02-07 09:44:35 PM
Pretty sure PETA is a false flag operation for the meat and fur industries.
 
2014-02-07 09:52:53 PM
I wonder if PETA members wank to this stuff when nobody is looking.
 
2014-02-07 10:13:59 PM
FTFA: The newspaper noted that the organization seemed to stop short of actually apologizing but offered a peace offering in the form of dairy-free ice-cram sandwiches.

I don't know about you, but I don't want anything crammed into my kids, dairy-free or otherwise.
 
2014-02-07 10:18:05 PM

Heliovdrake: Bathia_Mapes: I'd be upset too, especially knowing that PETA regularly acquires animals from shelters and then euthanizes them instead of giving them a chance to be adopted. They have a hell of a nerve preaching about eating meat or how animals are slaughtered. Bunch of hypocrites, IMHO.

https://imgur.com/gallery/q5awp

http://imgur.com/pr2Ab


yup. http://www.petakillsanimals.com/
 
2014-02-07 11:14:09 PM
They went old school.
 
2014-02-07 11:15:32 PM
"We regret that happened. It was simply a mistake made by volunteers," explaining that the two pieces shouldn't have been put together.

So you're not only liars, you're gutless liars as well.
 
2014-02-07 11:18:06 PM
So in the end, it turns out the parents did have beef that had been electrocuted and covered in feces. Medium rare, they had it.
 
2014-02-07 11:19:02 PM

Calmamity: Pretty sure PETA is a false flag operation for the meat and fur industries.


No, just retards.

/vegetarian of 23 years
 
2014-02-07 11:23:23 PM
Don't have a cow, man.
 
2014-02-07 11:26:14 PM
Don't get me wrong, I love a good PETA bashing just as much as the next guy, but really now, the jig is up, these attention whores have been outed as the shallow, hypocritical attention whores they are. Why do we continue to give them attention?!
 
2014-02-07 11:26:29 PM
Let's do this "The Chicago Way." Get me a list of Peta families addresses and I'll send their kids a copy of my new coloring book, "A Goat(se)s Life."
 
2014-02-07 11:26:32 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-07 11:26:48 PM
In the military, we defined terrorism as "terror inciting tactics used to further political, religious, and ideological goals".  I submit that Peta is using terror inciting tactics in order to futher an ideological goal, therefore making them terrorists.

Attention whores too, but terrorists first.
 
2014-02-07 11:27:25 PM
Eat mor chikin?
 
2014-02-07 11:29:05 PM
I'd tell my kid to take one and say, "Thanks for the BBQ starter!"
 
2014-02-07 11:29:24 PM

Cpl.D: In the military, we defined terrorism as "terror inciting tactics used to further political, religious, and ideological goals".  I submit that Peta is using terror inciting tactics in order to futher an ideological goal, therefore making them terrorists.

Attention whores too, but terrorists first.


Nobody is terrified of PETA.
 
2014-02-07 11:29:36 PM
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2014-02-07 11:31:14 PM

Cpl.D: In the military, we defined terrorism as "terror inciting tactics used to further political, religious, and ideological goals".  I submit that Peta is using terror inciting tactics in order to futher an ideological goal, therefore making them terrorists.

Attention whores too, but terrorists first.


That's a pretty broad definition. Remember "shock and awe?" You could easily submit that the US military is a terrorist organization.
 
2014-02-07 11:32:13 PM

Cpl.D: In the military, we defined terrorism as "terror inciting tactics used to further political, religious, and ideological goals".  I submit that Peta is using terror inciting tactics in order to futher an ideological goal, therefore making them terrorists.

Attention whores too, but terrorists first.


They're not blowing anybody up, just showing kids photos of actual events.
 
2014-02-07 11:32:34 PM
The vegans oft insist on organic food, which must be fertilized with cow and chicken shiat.
 
2014-02-07 11:33:39 PM
Does anyone have pictures of PETA killing dogs? Those might come in handy.
 
2014-02-07 11:33:59 PM

Cpl.D: In the military, we defined terrorism as "terror inciting tactics used to further political, religious, and ideological goals".  I submit that Peta is using terror inciting tactics in order to futher an ideological goal, therefore making them terrorists.

Attention whores too, but terrorists first.


In that case, can we include the GOP?
 
2014-02-07 11:35:28 PM

Bathia_Mapes: I'd be upset too, especially knowing that PETA regularly acquires animals from shelters and then euthanizes them instead of giving them a chance to be adopted. They have a hell of a nerve preaching about eating meat or how animals are slaughtered. Bunch of hypocrites, IMHO.


Bill Maher, in addition to be anti-vaccination and a Total Fark spokes-person, is an executive for PETA.
 
2014-02-07 11:36:42 PM
They should have shown the kids Cows With Guns.
 
2014-02-07 11:38:34 PM
If you're squimish about where your food comes from then maybe you should rethink what you eat.
 
2014-02-07 11:41:31 PM
Should have thrown fake blood on the little farkers.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-07 11:46:07 PM

Nemo's Brother: Bathia_Mapes: I'd be upset too, especially knowing that PETA regularly acquires animals from shelters and then euthanizes them instead of giving them a chance to be adopted. They have a hell of a nerve preaching about eating meat or how animals are slaughtered. Bunch of hypocrites, IMHO.

Bill Maher, in addition to be anti-vaccination and a Total Fark spokes-person, is an executive for PETA.


He is a coont. I would love to see, or be the lucky one who gets to, punch him dead in the face.
His being part of PETA just confirms to me his uselessness for anything other tan topical, inane, and misguided op-ed ass-leakings.
 
2014-02-07 11:46:57 PM
I'd have given those kids something much worse.  Meh.  You know that's not true and so do I.
 
2014-02-07 11:47:03 PM
Well, since all the threads I wanted to comment in were locked, I'll come in and say nothing new.

Peta bad. Bad.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-07 11:48:50 PM

Dextro: Don't have a cow, man cowman.

Cowman:
scratchbomb.com

 
2014-02-07 11:50:35 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: fusillade762: As someone said in a thread yesterday: any story featuring any variation of the phrase "parents have a beef with this" should be instantly ignored.

Right? It really gets my goat.


You're just being pig-headed.
 
m00
2014-02-07 11:51:12 PM

Bathia_Mapes: I'd be upset too, especially knowing that PETA regularly acquires animals from shelters and then euthanizes them instead of giving them a chance to be adopted. They have a hell of a nerve preaching about eating meat or how animals are slaughtered. Bunch of hypocrites, IMHO.


Yep, exactly.

Their logic is that "domesticated animals are an abomination and shouldn't exist." It's clear they have no sympathy for animals... if they had their way, they'd kill every domesticated animal. That's pretty messed up.
 
2014-02-07 11:51:33 PM
If there's any agency on Earth that's even worse at outreach than the GOP, it's PETA.
 
2014-02-07 11:51:37 PM

whatshisname: Cpl.D: In the military, we defined terrorism as "terror inciting tactics used to further political, religious, and ideological goals".  I submit that Peta is using terror inciting tactics in order to futher an ideological goal, therefore making them terrorists.

Attention whores too, but terrorists first.

They're not blowing anybody up, just showing kids photos of actual events.


Yeah, lets show them snuff films too - those are actual events after all.
 
2014-02-07 11:53:37 PM

Bucky Katt: If you're squimish about where your food comes from then maybe you should rethink what you eat.


"EVERY weekday 20,000 pigs are delivered to the Danish Crown company's slaughterhouse in Horsens, in central Denmark. They trot into the stunning room, guided by workers armed with giant fly swats. They are hung upside down, divided in two, shaved of their bristles and scalded clean. A machine cuts them into pieces, which are then cooled, boned and packed.
[...]
Above all, perhaps, Danes are remarkably hard-headed about making money out of blood and soil: the Danish Crown slaughterhouse organises regular tours for visitors, including schoolchildren, with views of the killing line."

-- The Economist, "Bringing Home The Bacon", January 4th, 2014
 
2014-02-07 11:54:06 PM
But pork chops taste gooooood. Bacon tastes gooood.
 
2014-02-07 11:54:29 PM

gja: Dextro: Don't have a cow, man cowman.

Cowman:
[scratchbomb.com image 270x325]


Moo-oo-ood.
 
2014-02-07 11:54:33 PM

lilplatinum: whatshisname: Cpl.D: In the military, we defined terrorism as "terror inciting tactics used to further political, religious, and ideological goals".  I submit that Peta is using terror inciting tactics in order to futher an ideological goal, therefore making them terrorists.

Attention whores too, but terrorists first.

They're not blowing anybody up, just showing kids photos of actual events.

Yeah, lets show them snuff films too - those are actual events after all.


Those are actual criminal activities.
 
2014-02-07 11:55:38 PM

FirstNationalBastard: It could have been worse... they could have handed out Rob Liefeld comics.


Even a six year old wouldn't believe in a over-muscled, small-headed cow with five legs.
 
2014-02-07 11:56:08 PM

sno man: Bathia_Mapes: I'd be upset too, especially knowing that PETA regularly acquires animals from shelters and then euthanizes them instead of giving them a chance to be adopted. They have a hell of a nerve preaching about eating meat or how animals are slaughtered. Bunch of hypocrites, IMHO.

Not just yours. IMHO.


Agreed. Pilots and Paws moves the animals (dogs, reptiles, and cats) so they don't have to be euthanized. Unlike the so-called animal rights group that kills them shortly after they are brought in.
 
2014-02-07 11:56:58 PM

whatshisname: Cpl.D: In the military, we defined terrorism as "terror inciting tactics used to further political, religious, and ideological goals".  I submit that Peta is using terror inciting tactics in order to futher an ideological goal, therefore making them terrorists.

Attention whores too, but terrorists first.

They're not blowing anybody up, just showing kids photos of actual events.


Auschwitz & Majdenek were actual events, too. Totally acceptable for a 6 year old to comprehend in photos. PETA is total bullshiat if you are a vegans, vegetarians, or carnivores. Nothing more than attention whores that do less for their cause than help. I put them in the same file as Westboro Baptist Church in their march for Christianity.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-07 11:57:50 PM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: gja: Dextro: Don't have a cow, man cowman.

Cowman:
[scratchbomb.com image 270x325]

Moo-oo-ood.


And some folks are just pain pig-headed.....
cdn.ebaumsworld.com

/makin bacon...woohoo
 
2014-02-07 11:59:05 PM

wildcardjack: The vegans oft insist on organic food, which must be fertilized with cow and chicken shiat.


They are still unloading Noah's Ark.  You got a problem with that?
 
2014-02-08 12:01:34 AM

whatshisname: lilplatinum: whatshisname: Cpl.D: In the military, we defined terrorism as "terror inciting tactics used to further political, religious, and ideological goals".  I submit that Peta is using terror inciting tactics in order to futher an ideological goal, therefore making them terrorists.

Attention whores too, but terrorists first.

They're not blowing anybody up, just showing kids photos of actual events.

Yeah, lets show them snuff films too - those are actual events after all.

Those are actual criminal activities.


So? They're still actual events.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-08 12:03:12 AM

whatshisname: lilplatinum: whatshisname: Cpl.D: In the military, we defined terrorism as "terror inciting tactics used to further political, religious, and ideological goals".  I submit that Peta is using terror inciting tactics in order to futher an ideological goal, therefore making them terrorists.

Attention whores too, but terrorists first.

They're not blowing anybody up, just showing kids photos of actual events.

Yeah, lets show them snuff films too - those are actual events after all.

Those are actual criminal activities.


And you think PETA isn't criminal in their gross misrepresentation of their activities and killing animals that are healthy and adoptable?
 
2014-02-08 12:03:31 AM
Could have been worse.  Could have been inserts of penii into anuses.
 
2014-02-08 12:04:39 AM
Should I not have done that?
 
2014-02-08 12:05:49 AM

MrHappyRotter: Could have been worse.  Could have been inserts of penii into anuses.


I don't think it was a catholic school
 
2014-02-08 12:08:26 AM

MrHappyRotter: Could have been worse.  Could have been inserts of penii into anuses.


Please, sir... I nearly swooned.
 
2014-02-08 12:11:40 AM

fusillade762: As someone said in a thread yesterday: any story featuring any variation of the phrase "parents have a beef with this" should be instantly ignored.


Anytime I see a Farker complain about parents showing any kind of concern for their children, they are telling me that they are a childless basement dweller.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-08 12:17:26 AM

MrHappyRotter: Could have been worse.  Could have been inserts of penii into anuses.


This isn't church, pal.
 
2014-02-08 12:17:36 AM

Bucky Katt: If you're squimish about where your food comes from then maybe you should rethink what you eat.


Nope I was raised to know where i came from in fact the best part was

Nemo's Brother: Bathia_Mapes: I'd be upset too, especially knowing that PETA regularly acquires animals from shelters and then euthanizes them instead of giving them a chance to be adopted. They have a hell of a nerve preaching about eating meat or how animals are slaughtered. Bunch of hypocrites, IMHO.

Bill Maher, in addition to be anti-vaccination and a Total Fark spokes-person, is an executive for PETA.


Well found another good reason to not watch his tripe.
 
2014-02-08 12:18:22 AM
ha ha not clicking!
 
2014-02-08 12:18:39 AM

gja: Nemo's Brother: Bathia_Mapes: I'd be upset too, especially knowing that PETA regularly acquires animals from shelters and then euthanizes them instead of giving them a chance to be adopted. They have a hell of a nerve preaching about eating meat or how animals are slaughtered. Bunch of hypocrites, IMHO.

Bill Maher, in addition to be anti-vaccination and a Total Fark spokes-person, is an executive for PETA.

He is a coont. I would love to see, or be the lucky one who gets to, punch him dead in the face.
img.fark.net.

 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-08 12:19:05 AM

alice_600: Bucky Katt: If you're squimish about where your food comes from then maybe you should rethink what you eat.

Nope I was raised to know where i came from in fact the best part was Nemo's Brother: Bathia_Mapes: I'd be upset too, especially knowing that PETA regularly acquires animals from shelters and then euthanizes them instead of giving them a chance to be adopted. They have a hell of a nerve preaching about eating meat or how animals are slaughtered. Bunch of hypocrites, IMHO.

Bill Maher, in addition to be anti-vaccination and a Total Fark spokes-person, is an executive for PETA.

Well found another good reason to not watch his tripe.


/what you did there, saw it
 
2014-02-08 12:23:34 AM

gja: alice_600: Bucky Katt: If you're squimish about where your food comes from then maybe you should rethink what you eat.

Nope I was raised to know where i came from in fact the best part was Nemo's Brother: Bathia_Mapes: I'd be upset too, especially knowing that PETA regularly acquires animals from shelters and then euthanizes them instead of giving them a chance to be adopted. They have a hell of a nerve preaching about eating meat or how animals are slaughtered. Bunch of hypocrites, IMHO.

Bill Maher, in addition to be anti-vaccination and a Total Fark spokes-person, is an executive for PETA.

Well found another good reason to not watch his tripe.

/what you did there, saw it


Thank you! I'm here all week! Try the veal!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-08 12:24:30 AM

Latinwolf: gja: Nemo's Brother: Bathia_Mapes: I'd be upset too, especially knowing that PETA regularly acquires animals from shelters and then euthanizes them instead of giving them a chance to be adopted. They have a hell of a nerve preaching about eating meat or how animals are slaughtered. Bunch of hypocrites, IMHO.

Bill Maher, in addition to be anti-vaccination and a Total Fark spokes-person, is an executive for PETA.

He is a coont. I would love to see, or be the lucky one who gets to, punch him dead in the face.
[img.fark.net image 255x197].


That's right. Go ahead and make yourself feel edgy. He is one of the very few jackasses I would indeed take pleasure in giving a fat lip.

Now go retread your worn-out meme.....
 
2014-02-08 12:27:40 AM

gja: He is a coont. I would love to see, or be the lucky one who gets to, punch him dead in the face.


Dude, not cool. You don't say that you want to punch him yourself.

You're supposed to be all sly like and say that he deserved to be punched instead all passive aggressive like. You'd still get the same smug self-satisfaction, but without what little risk there may be of actually being called out on your internet toughness IRL.
 
2014-02-08 12:30:26 AM
More disturbing is they offered non-dairy ice cream bars as part of an apology.  The monsters
 
2014-02-08 12:31:23 AM
What was the comic of the murderous cow?
 
2014-02-08 12:32:04 AM

gja: Latinwolf: gja: Nemo's Brother: Bathia_Mapes: I'd be upset too, especially knowing that PETA regularly acquires animals from shelters and then euthanizes them instead of giving them a chance to be adopted. They have a hell of a nerve preaching about eating meat or how animals are slaughtered. Bunch of hypocrites, IMHO.

Bill Maher, in addition to be anti-vaccination and a Total Fark spokes-person, is an executive for PETA.

He is a coont. I would love to see, or be the lucky one who gets to, punch him dead in the face.
[img.fark.net image 255x197].

That's right. Go ahead and make yourself feel edgy. He is one of the very few jackasses I would indeed take pleasure in giving a fat lip.

Now go retread your worn-out meme.....


www.fatwallet.com
 
2014-02-08 12:32:15 AM
Since PETArds like to cover themselves in blood and run around the streets half naked protesting burger joints maybe they should roll around in some sh*t and electrocute themselves.
 
2014-02-08 12:33:14 AM

Cpl.D: In the military, we defined terrorism as "terror inciting tactics used to further political, religious, and ideological goals".  I submit that Peta is using terror inciting tactics in order to futher an ideological goal, therefore making them terrorists.

Attention whores too, but terrorists first.


wouldn't terrorists BE AW's, kinda by default?
 
2014-02-08 12:34:27 AM

Fano: What was the comic of the murderous cow?


This one?
landofblogging.files.wordpress.com
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-08 12:34:37 AM

super_grass: gja: He is a coont. I would love to see, or be the lucky one who gets to, punch him dead in the face.

Dude, not cool. You don't say that you want to punch him yourself.

You're supposed to be all sly like and say that he deserved to be punched instead all passive aggressive like. You'd still get the same smug self-satisfaction, but without what little risk there may be of actually being called out on your internet toughness IRL.


LOL. Lifetime NYer, used to work IT in methadone clinics on the dispensing controllers (certified and sealed PCs with servo pumps).
The places I used to go even the PD watched their steps. I was never ONCE worried. And I didn't have  guns and a shield like the 5-0.
I am not about to be the least bit concerned.

Thank you for the levity. And perspective.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-08 12:36:09 AM

anfrind: gja: Latinwolf: gja: Nemo's Brother: Bathia_Mapes: I'd be upset too, especially knowing that PETA regularly acquires animals from shelters and then euthanizes them instead of giving them a chance to be adopted. They have a hell of a nerve preaching about eating meat or how animals are slaughtered. Bunch of hypocrites, IMHO.

Bill Maher, in addition to be anti-vaccination and a Total Fark spokes-person, is an executive for PETA.

He is a coont. I would love to see, or be the lucky one who gets to, punch him dead in the face.
[img.fark.net image 255x197].

That's right. Go ahead and make yourself feel edgy. He is one of the very few jackasses I would indeed take pleasure in giving a fat lip.

Now go retread your worn-out meme.....

[www.fatwallet.com image 440x634]


Are you guys raiding the Smithsonian for this crap?
 
2014-02-08 12:38:52 AM

99.998er: whatshisname: Cpl.D: In the military, we defined terrorism as "terror inciting tactics used to further political, religious, and ideological goals".  I submit that Peta is using terror inciting tactics in order to futher an ideological goal, therefore making them terrorists.

Attention whores too, but terrorists first.

They're not blowing anybody up, just showing kids photos of actual events.

Auschwitz & Majdenek were actual events, too. Totally acceptable for a 6 year old to comprehend in photos. PETA is total bullshiat if you are a vegans, vegetarians, or carnivores. Nothing more than attention whores that do less for their cause than help. I put them in the same file as Westboro Baptist Church in their march for Christianity.


Wait... I had access to those as a 6 year old? Why didn't anyone tell me
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-08 12:40:32 AM

anfrind: Fano: What was the comic of the murderous cow?

This one?
[landofblogging.files.wordpress.com image 518x405]


Oh man, I sooooooo miss The Far Side.
What a creative mind. His stuff really never gets old.
 
2014-02-08 12:41:00 AM
Oh man, my kids saw the old, "Your Mommy Kills Animals" pic I was searching for, and their response was "Yes, she does, but not like that" as well as a, "They gave that to kids?!?!?"
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-08 12:43:39 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

One might wonder where all those boneless chicken breasts come from.
Well, wonder no more!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-08 12:45:11 AM

meat0918: Oh man, my kids saw the old, "Your Mommy Kills Animals" pic I was searching for, and their response was "Yes, she does, but not like that" as well as a, "They gave that to kids?!?!?"


Is that for real? Is that sick shiat something they actually print up and hand out?
 
2014-02-08 12:46:37 AM

gja: meat0918: Oh man, my kids saw the old, "Your Mommy Kills Animals" pic I was searching for, and their response was "Yes, she does, but not like that" as well as a, "They gave that to kids?!?!?"

Is that for real? Is that sick shiat something they actually print up and hand out?


It's for real

http://www.examiner.com/article/peta-s-comic-book-for-kids-shows-mom -h appily-stabbing-a-rabbit-on-the-cover
 
2014-02-08 12:47:59 AM
This is why people don't take PETA seriously - well, this and the slaughter of many dogs and cats.

I've seen cattle led to slaughter.  I've seen them killed.  I've seen them butchered.  Some of it was a bit disturbing, but it all seemed very clean and very humane.  The creatures I felt sorry for in the cattle processing plants were the workers.  There are people who cut up the same pieces of cows all day.

"Oh, hi, what's your job?"

"Well, I hold a knife and stand at a conveyor belt where every few seconds I have to grab a bladder from a cow and slice it open and drain the urine.  We kill 5000 head of cattle every day where I work and the urine splashes all over me so it's like I bathe in an Olympic sized swimming pool of cow piss every day.  BTW, what do you do?"

"I sit at a desk and read Fark all day and get paid 3 times as much as you."
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-08 12:50:24 AM

meat0918: gja: meat0918: Oh man, my kids saw the old, "Your Mommy Kills Animals" pic I was searching for, and their response was "Yes, she does, but not like that" as well as a, "They gave that to kids?!?!?"

Is that for real? Is that sick shiat something they actually print up and hand out?

It's for real

http://www.examiner.com/article/peta-s-comic-book-for-kids-shows-mom -h appily-stabbing-a-rabbit-on-the-cover


Then PETA is even WORSE than I thought.
 
2014-02-08 12:51:10 AM
I just tell my kids not to take anything from strangers. And if said stranger becomes aggressive, kick them in balls or coont. Then call 911 and stay a safe distance away to explain that the older person was aggressive.
 
2014-02-08 12:52:38 AM
In the arms of the Angels fly away from here
From this dark, cold hotel room, and the endlessness that you fear
You were pulled from the wreckage of your silent reverie
You're in the arms of the Angels; may you find some comfort here
 
2014-02-08 01:07:57 AM
kids deserve to know
 
2014-02-08 01:21:21 AM

violentsalvation: Since PETArds like to cover themselves in blood and run around the streets half naked protesting burger joints maybe they should roll around in some sh*t and electrocute themselves.


Now THAT would be some good reality tv right there.
 
2014-02-08 01:22:36 AM

Molavian: In the arms of the Angels fly away from here
From this dark, cold hotel room, and the endlessness that you fear
You were pulled from the wreckage of your silent reverie
You're in the arms of the Angels; may you find some comfort here


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2014-02-08 01:29:18 AM
If it takes shocking impressionable little kids to get people to grow up caring about non-human life, then go for it.  The perfect fairytale world so many of us fabricate to present to kids until they're "old enough" to handle reality does more harm than good, especially since in most cases "old enough" is whenever we no longer feel guilty about telling them the truth.  Not just about this, but a wide array of subjects.
 
2014-02-08 01:32:21 AM
Pattuq: If it takes shocking impressionable little kids to get people to grow up caring about non-human life, then go for it.  The perfect fairytale world so many of us fabricate to present to kids until they're "old enough" to handle reality does more harm than good, especially since in most cases "old enough" is whenever we no longer feel guilty about telling them the truth.  Not just about this, but a wide array of subjects.

Your opinion is disgusting.

And please try to avoid breeding.
 
2014-02-08 01:40:33 AM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Cpl.D: In the military, we defined terrorism as "terror inciting tactics used to further political, religious, and ideological goals".  I submit that Peta is using terror inciting tactics in order to futher an ideological goal, therefore making them terrorists.

Attention whores too, but terrorists first.

That's a pretty broad definition. Remember "shock and awe?" You could easily submit that the US military is a terrorist organization.


That pretty much defines every military operation since the close of the War of 1812.
 
2014-02-08 01:40:38 AM

MrHappyRotter: Could have been worse.  Could have been inserts of penii into anuses.


How come penii, but not anii?
 
2014-02-08 01:56:20 AM

anfrind: gja: Latinwolf: gja: Nemo's Brother: Bathia_Mapes: I'd be upset too, especially knowing that PETA regularly acquires animals from shelters and then euthanizes them instead of giving them a chance to be adopted. They have a hell of a nerve preaching about eating meat or how animals are slaughtered. Bunch of hypocrites, IMHO.

Bill Maher, in addition to be anti-vaccination and a Total Fark spokes-person, is an executive for PETA.

He is a coont. I would love to see, or be the lucky one who gets to, punch him dead in the face.
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That's right. Go ahead and make yourself feel edgy. He is one of the very few jackasses I would indeed take pleasure in giving a fat lip.

Now go retread your worn-out meme.....

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Spring 2007 ... is ITG still in print?
 
2014-02-08 02:15:45 AM

m00: Bathia_Mapes: I'd be upset too, especially knowing that PETA regularly acquires animals from shelters and then euthanizes them instead of giving them a chance to be adopted. They have a hell of a nerve preaching about eating meat or how animals are slaughtered. Bunch of hypocrites, IMHO.

Yep, exactly.

Their logic is that "domesticated animals are an abomination and shouldn't exist." It's clear they have no sympathy for animals... if they had their way, they'd kill every domesticated animal. That's pretty messed up.


Some years ago I heard Ingrid Newkirk advocating that all owners of cats & dogs should set them free. She felt that owning a pet was wrong yet what she is advocating would result in these pets being abandoned, the end result being that they go hungry, would be exposed to the elements and naturally, become feral. Many of them would end up dead, but that wouldn't bother her considering the large number of cats & dogs PETA destroys each year.

She's a despicable creature.
 
2014-02-08 02:24:41 AM
I don't get vegans who are vegan because they don't want to harm animals...as they munch on vegetables which were most likely ripped straight from the ground by heartless machines without their permission, leaving their now-empty husks to wither away in the field of their birth.  And fruits plucked from trees as casually as you please...but that's the equivalent of reaching up a womans vagina and plucking her eggs out to heartlessly devour in front of her...which, come to think of it, is basically what we do to chickens.

I went over to a vegan friend's house the other day. She was so vegan she didn't feed her cat any meat.  I watched her cat closely, and it was watching her with a certain expression...remember those old Looney Tunes cartoons when two guys were lost for days at sea, and one guy gets that certain expression on his face, and then we go to his point of view, and the other guy's suddenly turned into a roasted chicken?  Yeah, kinda like that.  I wanted to tell her "That cat's gonna eat meat, whether you want him to or not. And if you don't start feeding him meat...that meat could be you."
 
2014-02-08 02:25:10 AM
Paid for by General Electric?
 
2014-02-08 02:30:44 AM

IlGreven: I don't get vegans who are vegan because they don't want to harm animals...as they munch on vegetables which were most likely ripped straight from the ground by heartless machines without their permission, leaving their now-empty husks to wither away in the field of their birth.  And fruits plucked from trees as casually as you please...but that's the equivalent of reaching up a womans vagina and plucking her eggs out to heartlessly devour in front of her...which, come to think of it, is basically what we do to chickens.

I went over to a vegan friend's house the other day. She was so vegan she didn't feed her cat any meat.  I watched her cat closely, and it was watching her with a certain expression...remember those old Looney Tunes cartoons when two guys were lost for days at sea, and one guy gets that certain expression on his face, and then we go to his point of view, and the other guy's suddenly turned into a roasted chicken?  Yeah, kinda like that.  I wanted to tell her "That cat's gonna eat meat, whether you want him to or not. And if you don't start feeding him meat...that meat could be you."


I hope he eats her face!
 
2014-02-08 02:36:37 AM
I think PETA touched Dylan Farrow in the attic.
 
2014-02-08 02:37:37 AM
PETA= Westboro Baptist Church but with more animal slaughter
 
2014-02-08 03:02:58 AM

Bathia_Mapes: m00: Bathia_Mapes: I'd be upset too, especially knowing that PETA regularly acquires animals from shelters and then euthanizes them instead of giving them a chance to be adopted. They have a hell of a nerve preaching about eating meat or how animals are slaughtered. Bunch of hypocrites, IMHO.

Yep, exactly.

Their logic is that "domesticated animals are an abomination and shouldn't exist." It's clear they have no sympathy for animals... if they had their way, they'd kill every domesticated animal. That's pretty messed up.

Some years ago I heard Ingrid Newkirk advocating that all owners of cats & dogs should set them free. She felt that owning a pet was wrong yet what she is advocating would result in these pets being abandoned, the end result being that they go hungry, would be exposed to the elements and naturally, become feral. Many of them would end up dead, but that wouldn't bother her considering the large number of cats & dogs PETA destroys each year.

She's a despicable creature.


That... would be a disaster of epic proportions. Feral dogs can be particularly nasty, since their prey drive has been warped by centuries of artificial selection by humans. A feral dog pack will have an instinct to kill, but nothing to temper it. Coyotes and wolves kill for livestock for food. Feral dogs? The fun of it.

Of course, in a world where all the domesticated animals have been set free, the livestock would be outside the realm of human protection, too. Yeah. Disaster.

Nutjobs just do not think these things through.

/Love animals
//Not PETA
///Pets are friends, dammit
 
2014-02-08 03:55:40 AM

Pattuq: If it takes shocking impressionable little kids to get people to grow up caring about non-human life, then go for it.  The perfect fairytale world so many of us fabricate to present to kids until they're "old enough" to handle reality does more harm than good, especially since in most cases "old enough" is whenever we no longer feel guilty about telling them the truth.  Not just about this, but a wide array of subjects.


That is a perfectly reasonable position for you to take regarding your own children. As far as mine are concerned, I will make those calls - not you.
 
2014-02-08 04:37:44 AM

IlGreven: I don't get vegans who are vegan because they don't want to harm animals...as they munch on vegetables which were most likely ripped straight from the ground by heartless machines without their permission, leaving their now-empty husks to wither away in the field of their birth.  And fruits plucked from trees as casually as you please...but that's the equivalent of reaching up a womans vagina and plucking her eggs out to heartlessly devour in front of her...which, come to think of it, is basically what we do to chickens.

I went over to a vegan friend's house the other day. She was so vegan she didn't feed her cat any meat.  I watched her cat closely, and it was watching her with a certain expression...remember those old Looney Tunes cartoons when two guys were lost for days at sea, and one guy gets that certain expression on his face, and then we go to his point of view, and the other guy's suddenly turned into a roasted chicken?  Yeah, kinda like that.  I wanted to tell her "That cat's gonna eat meat, whether you want him to or not. And if you don't start feeding him meat...that meat could be you."


Cats will go blind if they don't get meat. They are not meant to be anything vegetarian, much less vegan... You might wanna tell her that.

http://www.essentialvegetarian.com/2007/07/08/7-reasons-why-your-cat -c annot-be-vegetarian/
 
2014-02-08 07:13:36 AM
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The one they made the beef on..
 
2014-02-08 07:17:02 AM
Bathia_Mapes Some years ago I heard Ingrid Newkirk advocating that all owners of cats & dogs should set them free.

My cats were always free to go and they always came home.  Until they didn't :(
 
2014-02-08 07:31:59 AM

IlGreven: I don't get vegans who are vegan because they don't want to harm animals...as they munch on vegetables which were most likely ripped straight from the ground by heartless machines without their permission, leaving their now-empty husks to wither away in the field of their birth.  And fruits plucked from trees as casually as you please...but that's the equivalent of reaching up a womans vagina and plucking her eggs out to heartlessly devour in front of her...which, come to think of it, is basically what we do to chickens.

I went over to a vegan friend's house the other day. She was so vegan she didn't feed her cat any meat.  I watched her cat closely, and it was watching her with a certain expression...remember those old Looney Tunes cartoons when two guys were lost for days at sea, and one guy gets that certain expression on his face, and then we go to his point of view, and the other guy's suddenly turned into a roasted chicken?  Yeah, kinda like that.  I wanted to tell her "That cat's gonna eat meat, whether you want him to or not. And if you don't start feeding him meat...that meat could be you."


Poor kitteh, no taurine for you.
 
2014-02-08 07:50:58 AM

soseussme: IlGreven: I don't get vegans who are vegan because they don't want to harm animals...as they munch on vegetables which were most likely ripped straight from the ground by heartless machines without their permission, leaving their now-empty husks to wither away in the field of their birth.  And fruits plucked from trees as casually as you please...but that's the equivalent of reaching up a womans vagina and plucking her eggs out to heartlessly devour in front of her...which, come to think of it, is basically what we do to chickens.

I went over to a vegan friend's house the other day. She was so vegan she didn't feed her cat any meat.  I watched her cat closely, and it was watching her with a certain expression...remember those old Looney Tunes cartoons when two guys were lost for days at sea, and one guy gets that certain expression on his face, and then we go to his point of view, and the other guy's suddenly turned into a roasted chicken?  Yeah, kinda like that.  I wanted to tell her "That cat's gonna eat meat, whether you want him to or not. And if you don't start feeding him meat...that meat could be you."

Cats will go blind if they don't get meat. They are not meant to be anything vegetarian, much less vegan... You might wanna tell her that.

http://www.essentialvegetarian.com/2007/07/08/7-reasons-why-your-cat -c annot-be-vegetarian/


Yeah, this.

If the cat doesn't have serious health issues, that simply means it's getting meat from somewhere.
 
2014-02-08 08:36:01 AM

Bathia_Mapes: m00: Bathia_Mapes: I'd be upset too, especially knowing that PETA regularly acquires animals from shelters and then euthanizes them instead of giving them a chance to be adopted. They have a hell of a nerve preaching about eating meat or how animals are slaughtered. Bunch of hypocrites, IMHO.

Yep, exactly.

Their logic is that "domesticated animals are an abomination and shouldn't exist." It's clear they have no sympathy for animals... if they had their way, they'd kill every domesticated animal. That's pretty messed up.

Some years ago I heard Ingrid Newkirk advocating that all owners of cats & dogs should set them free. She felt that owning a pet was wrong yet what she is advocating would result in these pets being abandoned, the end result being that they go hungry, would be exposed to the elements and naturally, become feral. Many of them would end up dead, but that wouldn't bother her considering the large number of cats & dogs PETA destroys each year.

She's a despicable creature.


I don't know what an Ingrid Newkirk is, but I'm pretty farking sure my cat appreciated having a warm home to sleep in and a regular supply of food and water.  I have no doubt she would have died a young kitten had I not adopted her as a pet.

She was sick and starving and had been shot with an air rifle when I took her in.
 
2014-02-08 09:24:46 AM

Calmamity: Pretty sure PETA is a false flag operation for the meat and fur industries.


Like how feminism is a false flag operation for MRA groups?
 
2014-02-08 10:02:27 AM

gfid: "Well, I hold a knife and stand at a conveyor belt where every few seconds I have to grab a bladder from a cow and slice it open and drain the urine. We kill 5000 head of cattle every day where I work and the urine splashes all over me so it's like I bathe in an Olympic sized swimming pool of cow piss every day. BTW, what do you do?"

"I sit at a desk and read Fark all day and get paid 3 times as much as you."


and this right here is why you continue your education, children.
 
2014-02-08 10:31:14 AM
OK, can we get this confirmed by a news source other than The Blaze? They rank just above the Mail in trustworthiness. That said, I wouldn't be surprised if PETA really did this.
 
2014-02-08 10:42:41 AM

Gyrfalcon: "We regret that happened. It was simply a mistake made by volunteers," explaining that the two pieces shouldn't have been put together.

So you're not only liars, you're gutless liars as well.


This. I hate PETA so much.
 
2014-02-08 01:05:59 PM
Silly PETA.   Inserting political agendas into textbooks is only for approved deviant groups.
 
2014-02-08 01:35:41 PM

Pattuq: If it takes shocking impressionable little kids to get people to grow up caring about non-human life, then go for it.  The perfect fairytale world so many of us fabricate to present to kids until they're "old enough" to handle reality does more harm than good, especially since in most cases "old enough" is whenever we no longer feel guilty about telling them the truth.  Not just about this, but a wide array of subjects.


Oddly enough, I agree. Showing kids where their food comes from is always a good idea. Taking them fishing (and then cleaning and eating the fish) is an excellent traditional way to do that. If you can't do that, just teaching them how to cook a whole chicken and going through the bag-o-guts will drive home that this was once living thing. PETA's little handouts have pretty much squat about the reality of eating meat or how animals are usually treated, however.

PETA is pretty much the Jack Chick of animal rights.
 
2014-02-08 01:45:57 PM
Somebody deserves a good cock punching.
 
2014-02-08 02:09:04 PM

Bucky Katt: If you're squimish about where your food comes from then maybe you should rethink what you eat.


Exactly this. People tend to be so far removed from the reality of where food comes from, it's unconscionable to eat a pig's corpse, for example, without knowing that what's on your plate was once a sentient mammal like yourself, as smart if not smarter than your dog, and that it suffered and died to feed your taste for flesh.

I have no problem with people who hunt and fish fairly to feed their families - they know what is to take another creature's life - but to willfully ignore that reality is akin to being a mindless bible-thumper who refuses to engage with things like reality, evidence, and facts. Somewhat less than human themselves, perhaps. And rumored to taste like chicken.
 
2014-02-08 04:53:29 PM

Gyrfalcon: "We regret that happened. It was simply a mistake made by volunteers," explaining that the two pieces shouldn't have been put together.

So you're not only liars, you're gutless liars as well.


PETA in a nutshell. Oh, and Bob Barker? You're an asshole for funding these assholes.
 
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