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(Daily Star)   Pub promotes 'bag-a-slag' Valentine's Day event. Not surprisingly, many women have a problem with this   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 80
    More: Dumbass, Valentine's Day, play on words, barmaid, overreactions  
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-02-07 05:22:47 PM  
A Nottingham City Council spokesman said they were worried the event could "bring the city into disrepute".

Is Nottingham reputable now?
 
2014-02-07 07:54:27 PM  
the bag a slag event is a follow-up to the hunt for coont.
 
2014-02-07 08:24:36 PM  
Guess someone thinks they still wouldn't be able to get any
 
2014-02-07 08:28:03 PM  
"Bag A Slag, Grab A Hag"

www.crushable.com

No thanks.
 
2014-02-07 08:48:31 PM  

ZAZ: A Nottingham City Council spokesman said they were worried the event could "bring the city into disrepute".

Is Nottingham reputable now?


Not ever since that outlaw who hides out in Sherwood Forrest started to jump out and scream "Ho, Ha, Ha, gaurd, turn, parry, dodge, spin, ha, thrust!"
 
2014-02-07 09:15:12 PM  
Staff have since renamed the event to "Bag a non-slag."
 
2014-02-07 09:15:51 PM  
Pub owner George Costanza could not be reached for comment.
 
2014-02-07 09:16:26 PM  
Tagline: "Many women..."
Headline: "Feminist's fury..."
 
2014-02-07 09:17:09 PM  

fusillade762: "Bag A Slag, Grab A Hag"

[www.crushable.com image 390x300]

No thanks.


On the plus side, hags are really into threesomes.
 
2014-02-07 09:19:19 PM  
Otherwise known as "closing time"
 
2014-02-07 09:20:01 PM  
Slags need love too...
 
2014-02-07 09:20:36 PM  
I've been winning this game for years without knowing it
 
2014-02-07 09:22:14 PM  
Choke a biatch and feed her to swine should be the name of the after party.
 
2014-02-07 09:22:24 PM  
images.dailystar-uk.co.uk


I'd bag her.
 
2014-02-07 09:22:58 PM  
"Bag A Slag, Grab A Hag"

English to American translation?

I gather bang a slut, but grab a hag? Is that the same as an American hag? If so, am I being told to bang an ugly slut?

So confused.
 
2014-02-07 09:24:00 PM  
Lydia Hunt, 21, said: "I'd call myself a feminist and it was all a bit of fun really.
"It was literally just a play on words, and the term I used on the poster was supposed to be an empowerment thing.
"It wasn't meant to offend, it was just meant for a laugh and to grab people's attention.
"There are people who say the word slag is offensive but I would say that it's empowering to take it back."



It's cool, she's taking it back.

i239.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-07 09:24:32 PM  
I read that as Skaggs, and I was all like; well, you get out your sniper rifle and shoot them in the head.

/ I wasn't a big fan of the changes they made to the sniper class in the second one
 
2014-02-07 09:26:08 PM  
The amount of bitter tears of impotent rage this must have generated could supply enough water to the Middle East to turn it into a lush, fertile, oasis.
 
2014-02-07 09:26:54 PM  
The remarkable part of this is that it was a speed dating event. Where in fact you do actually bag a slag, if she was on your list and you on hers or grab a hag if you were on no ones matching list nor was she.
 
2014-02-07 09:27:00 PM  
Are they a slag?  What's the debate then?  Oh, right, women that aren't even involved have something to say...as usual
 
2014-02-07 09:27:36 PM  

RatMaster999: [images.dailystar-uk.co.uk image 620x413]


I'd bag her.


Her T-shirt's a little odd for a white chick from Nottingham:

www.punkandpissed.com
 
2014-02-07 09:28:50 PM  
Bag-a-Shagg

upload.wikimedia.org

/foot fooooot
 
2014-02-07 09:32:05 PM  

baconbeard: The amount of bitter tears of impotent rage this must have generated could supply enough water to the Middle East to turn it into a lush, fertile, oasis.


They're furious because there is no MAN to blame for this. But they'll find one.
 
2014-02-07 09:32:21 PM  
give a stint to the bint?
 
2014-02-07 09:33:49 PM  

RatMaster999: [images.dailystar-uk.co.uk image 620x413]


I'd bag her.


Hefty or Glad?
 
2014-02-07 09:34:44 PM  

iheartscotch: I read that as Skaggs, and I was all like; well, you get out your sniper rifle and shoot them in the head.

/ I wasn't a big fan of the changes they made to the sniper class in the second one


Just started playing BL2.  Playing as Zero.  I'm finding his special skill more or less useless.
 
2014-02-07 09:36:32 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: ZAZ: A Nottingham City Council spokesman said they were worried the event could "bring the city into disrepute".

Is Nottingham reputable now?

Not ever since that outlaw who hides out in Sherwood Forrest started to jump out and scream "Ho, Ha, Ha, gaurd, turn, parry, dodge, spin, ha, thrust!"


Don't be fooled by the quarter staff, it's actually a buck and a quarter quarter staff, but he wasn't gonna tell you.
 
2014-02-07 09:39:12 PM  
Duh. It's the only reason not to drink at home.
 
2014-02-07 09:39:37 PM  
They won't tell and they're grateful as hell.
 
2014-02-07 09:41:42 PM  
 
2014-02-07 09:43:10 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Otherwise known as "closing time"


i12.servimg.com
 
2014-02-07 09:46:11 PM  

RatMaster999: iheartscotch: I read that as Skaggs, and I was all like; well, you get out your sniper rifle and shoot them in the head.

/ I wasn't a big fan of the changes they made to the sniper class in the second one

Just started playing BL2.  Playing as Zero.  I'm finding his special skill more or less useless.


It's assuredly not useless.  Not as good as the siren's similar move in BL1.  But it's good.
 
2014-02-07 09:46:56 PM  

Mr.Bobo: Slags need love too...


Hookers are cheaper.
 
2014-02-07 09:50:10 PM  
www.wearysloth.com

Ali G: Jezzy, iz you wearing green? I knew it - you iz defected to the Iver 'Eath posse, innit? Come on - let's stab him!
Jezzy F: No, no - wait! Me mum, yeah, she put me yellow top in the wash with me brother's blue football socks even though they ain't colourfast.
Ali G: All right. But you tell that slag, that in the ghetto, washing non-colourfast synthetics at 60 degrees could cost you your life..

OR:

Ali G: BELONG? That's a very sexist way to talk about these biatches!
 
2014-02-07 09:57:16 PM  
Needs more Dinobots
 
2014-02-07 09:58:23 PM  
I don't see how "slag" could only apply to women. I think it's a perfectly good word to describe some men.
 
2014-02-07 09:59:15 PM  
I guess they don't mean waste products from the metal smelting process? I'm out.
 
2014-02-07 10:00:36 PM  

Dafatone: RatMaster999: iheartscotch: I read that as Skaggs, and I was all like; well, you get out your sniper rifle and shoot them in the head.

/ I wasn't a big fan of the changes they made to the sniper class in the second one

Just started playing BL2.  Playing as Zero.  I'm finding his special skill more or less useless.

It's assuredly not useless.  Not as good as the siren's similar move in BL1.  But it's good.


I came to make a BL2 joke about slag but didn't think anyone would get it.

That said I'm not a fan of the Zer0 either. Seems like you have to go melee to really be effective and I HATE melee. Currently enjoying UVHM with my Siren (even if her skill doesn't work on a lot of bosses it's still fun being able to phaselock something every 10 seconds or so). Also: BeeHawking, FTW.
 
2014-02-07 10:01:22 PM  

A Nottingham City Council spokesman said they were worried the event could "bring the city into disrepute".

Too late.

www3.nd.edu

 
2014-02-07 10:03:15 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: ZAZ: A Nottingham City Council spokesman said they were worried the event could "bring the city into disrepute".

Is Nottingham reputable now?

Not ever since that outlaw who hides out in Sherwood Forrest started to jump out and scream "Ho, Ha, Ha, gaurd, turn, parry, dodge, spin, ha, thrust!"


img.fark.net
 
2014-02-07 10:04:14 PM  

RatMaster999: [images.dailystar-uk.co.uk image 620x413]


I'd bag her.


Gah!  Make sure to double-bag, you wouldn't want that potato falling out in front of all the neighbors.
 
2014-02-07 10:05:18 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-07 10:06:04 PM  

ZeroCorpse: I don't see how "slag" could only apply to women. I think it's a perfectly good word to describe some men.


I'm not too hip on British slang, but I figure that it's equivalent to "whore" or "slut" so yeah, it's probably used mainly towards women though I agree with you. Men are sluts and whores as well. I'm a proud one and I'm with the gal behind this who sees that the word can be empowering. Nothing wrong with having a healthy sexually appetite and have the means to "dine out" quite often.
 
2014-02-07 10:11:01 PM  

fusillade762: Dafatone: RatMaster999: iheartscotch: I read that as Skaggs, and I was all like; well, you get out your sniper rifle and shoot them in the head.

/ I wasn't a big fan of the changes they made to the sniper class in the second one

Just started playing BL2.  Playing as Zero.  I'm finding his special skill more or less useless.

It's assuredly not useless.  Not as good as the siren's similar move in BL1.  But it's good.

I came to make a BL2 joke about slag but didn't think anyone would get it.

That said I'm not a fan of the Zer0 either. Seems like you have to go melee to really be effective and I HATE melee. Currently enjoying UVHM with my Siren (even if her skill doesn't work on a lot of bosses it's still fun being able to phaselock something every 10 seconds or so). Also: BeeHawking, FTW.


Been thinking about doing Siren or Mechanomancer next.  I really enjoyed playing BL1 as Lilith.
 
2014-02-07 10:15:00 PM  

baconbeard: The amount of bitter tears of impotent rage this must have generated could supply enough water to the Middle East to turn it into a lush, fertile, oasis.


Now now, the last thing anybody needs is those fine folks having more kids.
 
2014-02-07 10:15:43 PM  
 "The references were an unpleasant way of describing women."

.. well if women weren't so unpleasant to begin with...


/keed
 
2014-02-07 10:24:32 PM  
Bag a slag? Dibs on Terri Treas

/get off my lawn
 
2014-02-07 10:25:53 PM  

RatMaster999: [images.dailystar-uk.co.uk image 620x413]


I'd bag her.


I've done worse. So very much worse.
 
2014-02-07 10:27:48 PM  
i769.photobucket.com
These slags had to remove 'em and promenade up and down the bar.
 
2014-02-07 10:30:35 PM  
They should have taken a cue from Fark and called it "Meet a Hottie"
 
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