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(The Hollywood Gossip)   Teen Mom Farrah Abraham is claiming that Vivid is trying to backdoor her on a second porn tape. Vivid President Steve Hirsch claims he has the release in his hands   (thehollywoodgossip.com) divider line 58
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2014-02-07 06:18:25 PM
LOL this headline could easily be misconstrued as something sexual.
 
2014-02-07 06:29:07 PM
Team Janelle!
 
2014-02-07 07:00:16 PM
Another episode in the campaign for sound judgement?

/what not to do can be as important as what to do.
 
2014-02-07 07:01:52 PM
There's a 'Father Abraham' joke/song parody to be made here, but I'm not talented enough to come up with it.
 
2014-02-07 07:02:09 PM
I highly recommend the first one if you like watching hot girls get ass-porked
 
2014-02-07 07:04:20 PM
pride o'counciltucky

any of ya'll will be able to pick her up in 10 years at goofy's or the gold mine

beware of anal leakage.
 
2014-02-07 07:07:05 PM
She signed a contract without fully understanding it? I am shocked. Shocked!
 
2014-02-07 07:07:35 PM

Arachnophobe: There's a 'Father Abraham' joke/song parody to be made here, but I'm not talented enough to come up with it.


Farrah Abraham
Had lots of dicks
and lots of dicks had Farrah Abraham
Now it sounds like a yawn
when she goes poo
so let's not praise this whore.

/right hand, left hand
 
2014-02-07 07:08:46 PM
4-ps.googleusercontent.com

IN HER POOPER
 
2014-02-07 07:09:58 PM

STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS!

 
2014-02-07 07:11:35 PM
I bet Hirsch does have the release in his hand, and he is going to slap her in the face with it in court.
 
2014-02-07 07:12:49 PM

MagSeven: Arachnophobe: There's a 'Father Abraham' joke/song parody to be made here, but I'm not talented enough to come up with it.

Farrah Abraham
Had lots of dicks
and lots of dicks had Farrah Abraham
Now it sounds like a yawn
when she goes poo
so let's not praise this whore.

/right hand, left hand


Outstanding.  Out-farking-standing, you magnificent bastard.

blogs.ajc.com
 
2014-02-07 07:14:46 PM
and an author

and an author

and an author

and an author


lulz
 
2014-02-07 07:22:20 PM

MagSeven: Arachnophobe: There's a 'Father Abraham' joke/song parody to be made here, but I'm not talented enough to come up with it.

Farrah Abraham
Had lots of dicks
and lots of dicks had Farrah Abraham
Now it sounds like a yawn
when she goes poo
so let's not praise this whore.

/right hand, left hand


I knew I could count on Fark. Bravo, sir or madam.

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-07 07:27:29 PM
Dumb girl is dumb. When you sign a release to appear in a movie, the studio owns every frame that is shot and can use it however they see fit.

If there was a legal precedent for this, you'd see legit actors suing because the director used Take 3 instead of Take 5.

You'd think that by now, she'd know that decisions have consequences.
 
2014-02-07 07:30:53 PM
She now claims that while doing the promotional tour for her porn she had been drugged and raped on several different occasions.
 
2014-02-07 07:32:31 PM

ongbok: She now claims that while doing the promotional tour for her porn she had been drugged and raped on several different occasions


Ah.  The Linda Lovelace Gambit.

How frightfully droll.
 
2014-02-07 07:49:00 PM
i think it's been a few decades since she was a 'teen' mom
 
2014-02-07 08:05:14 PM
I'd hit it, but I'm a repulsive human being. So there's that.
 
2014-02-07 08:05:47 PM

ongbok: She now claims that while doing the promotional tour for her porn she had been drugged and raped on several different occasions.


I saw that. Attention whore playing the victim? NO WAI!
 
2014-02-07 08:17:17 PM

ongbok: She now claims that while doing the promotional tour for her porn she had been drugged and raped on several different occasions.


Riiiiiiiight.  Just like the prom queen who has no idea how she woke up next to the starting defensive line at the grad party.
 
2014-02-07 08:20:19 PM
She's broken and worn looking. Ew. Are her boobs fake?
 
2014-02-07 08:33:48 PM

ongbok: She now claims that while doing the promotional tour for her porn she had been drugged and raped on several different occasions.


Arachnophobe: img.fark.net

These two quotes seem to go together.
 
2014-02-07 08:36:04 PM

NickelP: Team Janelle!


Uh if any of them, Team that red haired girl!

Contrabulous Flabtraption: I highly recommend the first one if you like watching hot girls get ass-porked


there was a hot girl? I thought it was a porn star putting it in Mr. Ed's pooper
 
2014-02-07 08:51:39 PM
Great.  Now I guess I'll have to install utorrent on my new laptop.
 
2014-02-07 08:55:36 PM
i172.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-07 08:58:57 PM

ongbok: She now claims that while doing the promotional tour for her porn she had been drugged and raped on several different occasions.


She also swore up and down that the whole thing was a "sex tape" with her "boyfriend" that mysteriously got leaked.
You have to take everything this chick says with a whole bag of salt.
 
2014-02-07 10:27:17 PM
All I know is that I hate James Deen. Sick of seeing him. Sick of hearing about him. Wish he'd go away.

And Farrah Abraham has unattractive fake tits.
 
2014-02-07 10:42:12 PM

ZeroCorpse: All I know is that I hate James Deen. Sick of seeing him. Sick of hearing about him. Wish he'd go away.

And Farrah Abraham has unattractive fake tits.


Yeah, i can't watch deen either. He's still light years better than baldie,monkey face and the other big male performers though. I had the same issues with rocco and peter north as well. Porn studios really need to mix it up sometimes.
 
2014-02-07 10:44:10 PM
I like porn as much as the next person. But holy hell, go away already.
 
2014-02-07 10:50:39 PM
She's hot, but I hate anal porn, so that was a disapointment
 
2014-02-07 10:56:43 PM

drewogatory: ZeroCorpse: All I know is that I hate James Deen. Sick of seeing him. Sick of hearing about him. Wish he'd go away.

And Farrah Abraham has unattractive fake tits.

Yeah, i can't watch deen either. He's still light years better than baldie,monkey face and the other big male performers though. I had the same issues with rocco and peter north as well. Porn studios really need to mix it up sometimes.


Monkey face.  Is that the guy that has the bullet tattoo on his leg who seems to be in every single porn known to man?
 
2014-02-07 11:03:18 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: She's hot, but I hate anal porn, so that was a disapointment


I cant stand anal porn either. Mostly just stick to hentai these days, in which case anal would be watchable but "meh".
 
2014-02-07 11:28:41 PM

phedex: drewogatory: ZeroCorpse: All I know is that I hate James Deen. Sick of seeing him. Sick of hearing about him. Wish he'd go away.

And Farrah Abraham has unattractive fake tits.

Yeah, i can't watch deen either. He's still light years better than baldie,monkey face and the other big male performers though. I had the same issues with rocco and peter north as well. Porn studios really need to mix it up sometimes.

Monkey face.  Is that the guy that has the bullet tattoo on his leg who seems to be in every single porn known to man?


Ron Jeremy's secret to being cast in tons of movies? Showing up to work and following the instructions. I suspect the same whenever I see someone often enough in the industry.
 
2014-02-08 12:16:08 AM

stoli n coke: Dumb girl is dumb. When you sign a release to appear in a movie, the studio owns every frame that is shot and can use it however they see fit.

If there was a legal precedent for this, you'd see legit actors suing because the director used Take 3 instead of Take 5.

You'd think that by now, she'd know that decisions have consequences.


This, right here. Wait till she finds the film recycled into several dozen "best of" type things.
 
2014-02-08 12:45:04 AM
Eh, to each his or her own.

I just wanna see a Kat Dennings-look-a-like porn actress
 
2014-02-08 01:58:28 AM

phedex: drewogatory: ZeroCorpse: All I know is that I hate James Deen. Sick of seeing him. Sick of hearing about him. Wish he'd go away.

And Farrah Abraham has unattractive fake tits.

Yeah, i can't watch deen either. He's still light years better than baldie,monkey face and the other big male performers though. I had the same issues with rocco and peter north as well. Porn studios really need to mix it up sometimes.

Monkey face.  Is that the guy that has the bullet tattoo on his leg who seems to be in every single porn known to man?


Nah, don't think this guy has tattoos. He just looks like a farking chimp. A roided out freak with Chim Chim's head.
 
2014-02-08 02:58:34 AM

drewogatory: phedex: drewogatory: ZeroCorpse: All I know is that I hate James Deen. Sick of seeing him. Sick of hearing about him. Wish he'd go away.

And Farrah Abraham has unattractive fake tits.

Yeah, i can't watch deen either. He's still light years better than baldie,monkey face and the other big male performers though. I had the same issues with rocco and peter north as well. Porn studios really need to mix it up sometimes.

Monkey face.  Is that the guy that has the bullet tattoo on his leg who seems to be in every single porn known to man?

Nah, don't think this guy has tattoos. He just looks like a farking chimp. A roided out freak with Chim Chim's head.


You guys know that there's naked chicks in those videos as well, right?

/I keed.
 
2014-02-08 03:12:17 AM

drewogatory: ZeroCorpse: All I know is that I hate James Deen. Sick of seeing him. Sick of hearing about him. Wish he'd go away.

And Farrah Abraham has unattractive fake tits.

Yeah, i can't watch deen either. He's still light years better than baldie,monkey face and the other big male performers though. I had the same issues with rocco and peter north as well. Porn studios really need to mix it up sometimes.


I hate Rocco SO MUCH. Mostly, I can't stand how abusive he seems. I know some guys are into that (as are some women), but I really don't like watching guys hate-fark pretty girls. Not my thing. I also don't get into Rocco's obsession with the back door.

And yeah, there are some guys in porn who just bug me because they're so goddamned ugly. I think you're probably talking about the same guys.

So, just to be clear, here are the worst sins of guys in porn:

1. Talking too much. SHUT UP!!! I don't want to hear you. Stop talking. Stop making excessive fark-noises. Stop muttering when you're right in the girl's face. Stop asking stupid questions or making horrible jokes in the middle of the scene. JUST SHUT UP. Go talk in the gay porn. Maybe they want to hear your voice; I DON'T.

2. Bringing your weird fetish into a "normal" porn. This applies mainly to the ass freaks and the foot fetishists. Look, guys-- There's porn for that stuff, and I don't watch it. Why? Because I don't like to watch 10 minutes of some guy sucking on some woman's feet. I don't like to watch 10 minutes of a woman's anus being stretched out and toyed with, either. That's why there are fetish categories. Leave your weird stuff there, please.

3. Abusiveness. This could technically fall into the last category, but it deserves a special place. I'm talking about guys who slap, choke, insult, spit on, or hold down/restrain/armlock women during scenes in videos that aren't supposed to be abuse-oriented. Most of us normal types don't like watching you slap a girl in the face during sex, or spit in her face and call her names. That's not sexy. If I were into that, I'd look for S&M videos. In normal porn, though, I don't want to see the girl being treated that way.

4. GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER TITS! When you're doing her in a scene and she's facing the camera, don't spend the whole time with your big meaty paws covering her tits. They are there for the AUDIENCE to watch and enjoy. Don't cover them up, moron. We want to see them. We want to watch them move. We are not turned on by watching your hairy hands obscuring two of the best parts.

5. Don't tell the girl not to look in the camera. I LIKE it when she looks in the camera. Let her look in the camera. Stop barking orders and directions, and just be the dildo stand-in you're supposed to be.

6. In a three-way with another guy and a chick, don't constantly cover the girl up or block the camera. One of you needs to back off once in a while and go solo with the girl. You don't both need to be on top of her every second. We want to see HER once in a while, instead of a pair of man butts. We would like to see her face for just a LITTLE while without something in her mouth.

7. Interview questions we're sick of:
When did you grow those tits? (and the follow up: I bet all the guys liked those!)
When did you lose your virginity?
How long have you been in the business?
Do you like [insert activity here]?

In fact, forget the interviews entirely. They're lame. If we want to watch interviews, we'll watch the behind the scenes features. Just give us a flimsy premise and have sex.

8. For the director/camera operator: Trying to be the loud, funny "party guy" when you're not very funny, and are in fact kind of stupid. See: most of the guys on Bang Bus. This is especially jarring and unwanted when the couple are in the middle of a scene, and you're making bad puns, cheering, or whooping. If a straight guy is doing his business, the last thing he wants is to hear is another guy telling jokes and stopping the action.

9. Being ugly. Honestly, I don't care how big your member is, how muscular you are, or how skilled you are with the pole... If you have an ugly face (apelike, caveman, meth-head, etc.), you just ruin the whole scene when the stupid camera operator inevitably gets a shot of your head in the middle of a great position. We're watching a pretty girl, and BAM-- MONKEY FACE. Dammit.

10. Attempts to cover your face, or refusing to remove most of your clothes. I'm talking about the guys who are making "amateur" porn and covering their face with a pillow, towel, mask, or something else. If you can't commit to the career, or are worried about being seen by someone you know, then just don't do it. This also addresses the guys who do scenes with their t-shirt and underwear on, but they just pull their junk out through the hole or over the top elastic band. They probably have their socks on, too. Again, if you aren't all-in, then why are you there? It's not that I want to see your flesh, but that you look like a dork. The girl's naked, and you're pulling your johnson through through the dickhole of your underwear to do the deed? Seriously? Come back when you're serious about this career.

/And that's more than I cared to admit I know about porn. But I did it anyway.
 
2014-02-08 04:02:08 AM

ZeroCorpse: drewogatory: ZeroCorpse: All I know is that I hate James Deen. Sick of seeing him. Sick of hearing about him. Wish he'd go away.

And Farrah Abraham has unattractive fake tits.

Yeah, i can't watch deen either. He's still light years better than baldie,monkey face and the other big male performers though. I had the same issues with rocco and peter north as well. Porn studios really need to mix it up sometimes.

I hate Rocco SO MUCH. Mostly, I can't stand how abusive he seems. I know some guys are into that (as are some women), but I really don't like watching guys hate-fark pretty girls. Not my thing. I also don't get into Rocco's obsession with the back door.

And yeah, there are some guys in porn who just bug me because they're so goddamned ugly. I think you're probably talking about the same guys.

So, just to be clear, here are the worst sins of guys in porn:

1. Talking too much. SHUT UP!!! I don't want to hear you. Stop talking. Stop making excessive fark-noises. Stop muttering when you're right in the girl's face. Stop asking stupid questions or making horrible jokes in the middle of the scene. JUST SHUT UP. Go talk in the gay porn. Maybe they want to hear your voice; I DON'T.

2. Bringing your weird fetish into a "normal" porn. This applies mainly to the ass freaks and the foot fetishists. Look, guys-- There's porn for that stuff, and I don't watch it. Why? Because I don't like to watch 10 minutes of some guy sucking on some woman's feet. I don't like to watch 10 minutes of a woman's anus being stretched out and toyed with, either. That's why there are fetish categories. Leave your weird stuff there, please.

3. Abusiveness. This could technically fall into the last category, but it deserves a special place. I'm talking about guys who slap, choke, insult, spit on, or hold down/restrain/armlock women during scenes in videos that aren't supposed to be abuse-oriented. Most of us normal types don't like watching you slap a girl in the face during sex, or spit in ...


Wow. Do you like your salad dressing on the side, too?
 
2014-02-08 04:14:04 AM

Zul the Magnificent: ongbok: She now claims that while doing the promotional tour for her porn she had been drugged and raped on several different occasions

Ah.  The Linda Lovelace Gambit.

How frightfully droll.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-08 04:51:46 AM
ZeroCorpse: [wall]

Where do you find the time to jerk off?
 
2014-02-08 06:13:48 AM

ongbok: I bet Hirsch does have the release in his hand, and he is going to slap her in the face with it in court.


I seriously doubt Ms. Abraham will take her 'objections' as far as court. Something tells me that, should a contract exist addressing sequels (and we can be sure there does), it would also address compensation or considerations. I'm thinking Ms. Abraham needs all the consideration she can get.

More concerning are her claims that she's been drugged and raped 4 or 5 times since her porn debut. If I had a penis, I certainly would not stick it in this chick. She is legit crazy.
 
2014-02-08 06:56:37 AM
I think the worst part is she is a best selling "author" and from what I hear she is writing two more books, a sex book and a christian parenting book. From everything I've heard about this fruitbat she dumped her kid with her parents. And good job not having someone go over your contract sweetie, who would have thought porn producers would try something sleazy.
 
2014-02-08 08:26:32 AM
FFS! Stop calling it a sex tape you stupid coont.
 
2014-02-08 08:36:02 AM

ZeroCorpse: drewogatory: ZeroCorpse: All I know is that I hate James Deen. Sick of seeing him. Sick of hearing about him. Wish he'd go away.

And Farrah Abraham has unattractive fake tits.

Yeah, i can't watch deen either. He's still light years better than baldie,monkey face and the other big male performers though. I had the same issues with rocco and peter north as well. Porn studios really need to mix it up sometimes.

I hate Rocco SO MUCH. Mostly, I can't stand how abusive he seems. I know some guys are into that (as are some women), but I really don't like watching guys hate-fark pretty girls. Not my thing. I also don't get into Rocco's obsession with the back door.

And yeah, there are some guys in porn who just bug me because they're so goddamned ugly. I think you're probably talking about the same guys.

So, just to be clear, here are the worst sins of guys in porn:

1. Talking too much. SHUT UP!!! I don't want to hear you. Stop talking. Stop making excessive fark-noises. Stop muttering when you're right in the girl's face. Stop asking stupid questions or making horrible jokes in the middle of the scene. JUST SHUT UP. Go talk in the gay porn. Maybe they want to hear your voice; I DON'T.

2. Bringing your weird fetish into a "normal" porn. This applies mainly to the ass freaks and the foot fetishists. Look, guys-- There's porn for that stuff, and I don't watch it. Why? Because I don't like to watch 10 minutes of some guy sucking on some woman's feet. I don't like to watch 10 minutes of a woman's anus being stretched out and toyed with, either. That's why there are fetish categories. Leave your weird stuff there, please.

3. Abusiveness. This could technically fall into the last category, but it deserves a special place. I'm talking about guys who slap, choke, insult, spit on, or hold down/restrain/armlock women during scenes in videos that aren't supposed to be abuse-oriented. Most of us normal types don't like watching you slap a girl in the face during sex, or spit in ...


Slow clap.....no pun intended. Well said.
 
2014-02-08 09:14:13 AM

MutantMotherMouse: More concerning are her claims that she's been drugged and raped 4 or 5 times since her porn debut.


wow, seriously?
 
2014-02-08 09:25:29 AM

Coiled Hot 1: Slow clap.....no pun intended. Well said.


most of that can be boiled down to this.

don't show me the guy's o face unless the film is one specifically produced for women or couples.  Don't Tell My Wife I Buttfarked The Babysitter 9 was created for men to jerk off to.  I don't want to see a long lingering shot of Deen's farking o face.

Show the girl.

Show the girl.

Show the girl.
 
2014-02-08 11:18:06 AM

ZeroCorpse: drewogatory: ZeroCorpse: All I know is that I hate James Deen. Sick of seeing him. Sick of hearing about him. Wish he'd go away.

And Farrah Abraham has unattractive fake tits.

Yeah, i can't watch deen either. He's still light years better than baldie,monkey face and the other big male performers though. I had the same issues with rocco and peter north as well. Porn studios really need to mix it up sometimes.

I hate Rocco SO MUCH. Mostly, I can't stand how abusive he seems. I know some guys are into that (as are some women), but I really don't like watching guys hate-fark pretty girls. Not my thing. I also don't get into Rocco's obsession with the back door.

And yeah, there are some guys in porn who just bug me because they're so goddamned ugly. I think you're probably talking about the same guys.

So, just to be clear, here are the worst sins of guys in porn:

1. Talking too much. SHUT UP!!! I don't want to hear you. Stop talking. Stop making excessive fark-noises. Stop muttering when you're right in the girl's face. Stop asking stupid questions or making horrible jokes in the middle of the scene. JUST SHUT UP. Go talk in the gay porn. Maybe they want to hear your voice; I DON'T.

2. Bringing your weird fetish into a "normal" porn. This applies mainly to the ass freaks and the foot fetishists. Look, guys-- There's porn for that stuff, and I don't watch it. Why? Because I don't like to watch 10 minutes of some guy sucking on some woman's feet. I don't like to watch 10 minutes of a woman's anus being stretched out and toyed with, either. That's why there are fetish categories. Leave your weird stuff there, please.

3. Abusiveness. This could technically fall into the last category, but it deserves a special place. I'm talking about guys who slap, choke, insult, spit on, or hold down/restrain/armlock women during scenes in videos that aren't supposed to be abuse-oriented. Most of us normal types don't like watching you slap a girl in the face during sex, or spit in ...


For someone who says he watches a lot of straight porn, you sure do obsess a lot about the men's faces. NTTAWWT.
 
2014-02-08 01:10:32 PM
According to the lawyer, Farrah is "a mother, a public figure, and an author, and not a porn star "

How did he say this with a straight face?
 
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