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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Nancy Grace shows a modicum of restraint out of respect for the three-year-old girl found dead in a freezer in California. Who am I kidding? It's Nancy Grace. She lambasted the parents while using the hashtag "FreezerTot"   (ajc.com) divider line 191
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2014-02-07 04:33:16 PM  
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2014-02-07 04:33:52 PM  
What did one cannibal say to the other?

Pull up a chair and grab a cold one.


/already have my handbasket for the trip south
 
2014-02-07 04:33:58 PM  

veale728: Benevolent Misanthrope: Damn.  Now I want Tater Tots.

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He looks like he would be so damned sloppy in bed. My legs instinctively cross just by looking at him.
 
2014-02-07 04:34:15 PM  

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Soon...

 
2014-02-07 04:34:47 PM  

BizarreMan: Mark Ratner: Obscure?


Given at least two other, previous references to Napoleon Dynamite.

No.


that's the joke. Try the veal
 
Bf+
2014-02-07 04:35:30 PM  

silverjets: ROFLMAO


Are you really rolling on the floor, or just lying about it?
 
2014-02-07 04:35:52 PM  
 
2014-02-07 04:36:28 PM  
Nancy Grace #FreezerTwat
 
2014-02-07 04:36:43 PM  

Malacon: Nancy Grace is responsible for getting Casey Anthony found not guilty.

Now it looks like she's going to try it again.


Yeah, but in a jacked up way, that was good for Nancy Grace too.  It's not exactly great TV if someone commits a criminal act and is promptly punished for it through our legal system.  She got a few extra weeks of fauxtrage out of the 'Not Guilty' verdict.
 
2014-02-07 04:37:23 PM  

KidneyStone: Corvus: How is this woman still on TV? She already drove someone to commit suicide and they still let her on the air?

It's disgusting

How does someone drive another to suicide?  If they're that weak someone else will come along and do it.


Your kid, the thing you've been doing right and well by in your life, dies.
You become severely depressed. Nobody seems able to help you.
You go onto a show, hoping to clear up some misunderstandings and get people focused on justice for your baby.
You meet the host. She's very nice, and kind of pretty. She talks to you for a bit and things seem great.

Cameras go on. The host berates you and tells the National Audience at her disposal that You are the guilty party for allowing your kid to die(things you're already feeling), and that you know more than you're telling, and when you start to sputter out of shocked anger and grief, you're told that it just proves you're guilty of harming, or allowing harm to come to your baby, and nothing you can do or say will show otherwise.

Cameras go off. You're talked to by the host lady some more, and taken back to the place you're staying.

You're left alone to wallow in all of that misery.

What would you do?
 
2014-02-07 04:38:01 PM  

Mikey1969: Wow, this woman has all of the tact of the shiat I just took.


lostcat: I'm old.

I'm so tired of hearing about social media already.

I can't believe that I have to live out the remaining years of my life hearing about this pointless crap that didn't exist for the first 30 years of my life.

So you think it's cool for her to do this because Facebook didn't exist when you were a young un'? Got it. Grace is kinda old, that will probably be her excuse, too.


Where did I say I think it's cool? Another person who has learned to read on the Internet, and just makes the words mean what he wants them to mean.

My crotchety complaint is that 30+ years ago, people didn't have the ability to broadcast their idiocy to the entire world, and it was a much less shiatty world to live in.

I make my living on technology, websites, social media, etc, but that doesn't mean I'm happy we have all this ME ME ME crap.
 
2014-02-07 04:38:54 PM  
nymag.com

nymag.com
 
2014-02-07 04:38:54 PM  
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2014-02-07 04:40:21 PM  

balki1867: Malacon: Nancy Grace is responsible for getting Casey Anthony found not guilty.

Now it looks like she's going to try it again.

Yeah, but in a jacked up way, that was good for Nancy Grace too.  It's not exactly great TV if someone commits a criminal act and is promptly punished for it through our legal system.  She got a few extra weeks of fauxtrage out of the 'Not Guilty' verdict.


I don't know what's worse. That you're completely right, or it that it seems completely normal.
 
2014-02-07 04:41:06 PM  
I know I'm supposed to be all butthurt about Nancy,...

but I'm trying to figure out where the parents got a freezer big enough for a suitcase.

Also, why would you kill the kid and then keep her?

/Spare parts?
 
2014-02-07 04:41:31 PM  
Nancy Grace.  One of the world's great misnomers.
 
2014-02-07 04:41:44 PM  
Nancy Grace looks like the kind of woman (?) who would eat her young.
 
2014-02-07 04:41:55 PM  

DrPainMD: [nymag.com image 500x262]

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Why is she sniffing her armpits? And why is waving her finger around like she wants someone to sniff it? I'm not gonna farkin' sniff that thing. There's no telling where it's been.
 
2014-02-07 04:42:30 PM  

DrPainMD: [nymag.com image 500x262]

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Well...........there goes that last desperate shred of sanity I had left.
 
2014-02-07 04:43:24 PM  

tlars699: KidneyStone: Corvus: How is this woman still on TV? She already drove someone to commit suicide and they still let her on the air?

It's disgusting

How does someone drive another to suicide?  If they're that weak someone else will come along and do it.

Your kid, the thing you've been doing right and well by in your life, dies.
You become severely depressed. Nobody seems able to help you.
You go onto a show, hoping to clear up some misunderstandings and get people focused on justice for your baby.
You meet the host. She's very nice, and kind of pretty. She talks to you for a bit and things seem great.

Cameras go on. The host berates you and tells the National Audience at her disposal that You are the guilty party for allowing your kid to die(things you're already feeling), and that you know more than you're telling, and when you start to sputter out of shocked anger and grief, you're told that it just proves you're guilty of harming, or allowing harm to come to your baby, and nothing you can do or say will show otherwise.

Cameras go off. You're talked to by the host lady some more, and taken back to the place you're staying.

You're left alone to wallow in all of that misery.

What would you do?


Almost as disgusting was her interview with Elisabeth Smart. Smart was trying to get support for a sex offender bill and Grace keeps trying to get her to talk about the details of her abuse on national TV.

As a rule I am opposed to violence and against women even moreso, this made me want to violate that rule.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2006/07/20/elizabeth-smart-shuts-dow_n _2 5430.html
 
2014-02-07 04:43:25 PM  
I have FreezerTots, too, but they're just Ore-Ida.
 
2014-02-07 04:43:33 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: I know I'm supposed to be all butthurt about Nancy,...

but I'm trying to figure out where the parents got a freezer big enough for a suitcase.

Also, why would you kill the kid and then keep her?

/Spare parts?


Maybe they killed her accidentally and didn't know how to dispose of the body? I'm not saying they did, just conjecturing.

Tots, mmmmm.
 
2014-02-07 04:44:32 PM  
We have no choice, Butters! We have to lock you away somewhere where even I can't get to you!
 
2014-02-07 04:44:49 PM  
I either would have not referenced the kid at all, Ore Ida called her something else.
 
2014-02-07 04:46:05 PM  

DrPainMD: [nymag.com image 500x262]

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She gots some big ole titays
 
2014-02-07 04:47:22 PM  

DrPainMD: [nymag.com image 500x262]

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I'm not ashamed to admit that I would motorboat those tits.

/I would be after the fact though
 
2014-02-07 04:47:44 PM  

ChipNASA: DrPainMD: [nymag.com image 500x262]

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She gots some big ole titays


Actually that's her butt. She pulled her head out long enough to film a show.
 
2014-02-07 04:47:52 PM  

jst3p: http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/05/nancy-grace-and-cnn-faked-a-split-sc r een-remote-interview/

wtf?


New to the internet? This was all over the news last year. I think the Daily Show poked fun at it, too.
 
2014-02-07 04:48:17 PM  

Malacon: I maintain that Casey Anthony was found innocent because Grace drummed up enough media attention to get a Lawyer looking to make a name for themselves to step up and take the case. If she had just kept her trap shut no one outside of Florida would have known or cared about the case and Anthony would have been stuck with a first year public defender who couldn't help her.


That says a lot more about our justice system than it does about Grace.
 
2014-02-07 04:48:54 PM  

zulius: jst3p: http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/05/nancy-grace-and-cnn-faked-a-split-sc r een-remote-interview/

wtf?

New to the internet? This was all over the news last year. I think the Daily Show poked fun at it, too.


No, but I take breaks from time to time. You should try it.

/probably happened when I took my kids on vacation
 
2014-02-07 04:50:08 PM  
She's a pockmark on the ass of, well, everything.
 
2014-02-07 04:50:43 PM  
TitMom's not even trying anymore.
 
2014-02-07 04:51:50 PM  

ChipNASA: DrPainMD: [nymag.com image 500x262]

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She gots some big ole titays EVERYTHING.

 
2014-02-07 04:52:41 PM  

Diogenes: You couldn't restrain Nancy Grace with a head halter, shock collar, and tranquilizer gun.


cdn.uproxx.com

Just tie the ropes tighter.
 
2014-02-07 04:52:50 PM  

vudukungfu: Freezer tot?
Oooooh, that's gotta burn.
Freezer burn.


Someone call the appliance repair man, cause you just got freezer burned!
 
2014-02-07 04:53:55 PM  

DrPainMD: [nymag.com image 500x262]

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Hawtness.
 
2014-02-07 04:53:55 PM  

lostcat: Where did I say I think it's cool? Another person who has learned to read on the Internet, and just makes the words mean what he wants them to mean..


I was going to respond to his post but I couldn't decide if he was an idiot or trolling idiot.
Your original sentiment is echoed here.
 
2014-02-07 04:54:52 PM  
OMG.  Would someone just shut this asshole up already?!

In somewhat related news...
The emergency broadcast system went off this morning.  All I gathered from it was that there was a child missing.  Then they proceeded to say that the alert was for all counties in NJ.  Then they read them off.
That was all.  No other information.  Like, for instance, what to WATCH FOR!!

Oddly enough 10 minutes later I got an Amber Alert on my phone that had all the information pertinent to the case.

15 minutes later, there was an arrest made.  The 4 month old baby was recovered safely and the kidnapper was arrested.
 
2014-02-07 05:00:00 PM  

Mikey1969: So you think it's cool for her to do this because Facebook didn't exist when you were a young un'? Got it. Grace is kinda old, that will probably be her excuse, too.


Wow you read entire tomes between the lines of what lostcat ACTUALLY said. That's impressive.
 
2014-02-07 05:00:50 PM  

tlars699: KidneyStone: Corvus: How is this woman still on TV? She already drove someone to commit suicide and they still let her on the air?

It's disgusting

How does someone drive another to suicide?  If they're that weak someone else will come along and do it.

Your kid, the thing you've been doing right and well by in your life, dies.
You become severely depressed. Nobody seems able to help you.
You go onto a show, hoping to clear up some misunderstandings and get people focused on justice for your baby.
You meet the host. She's very nice, and kind of pretty. She talks to you for a bit and things seem great.

Cameras go on. The host berates you and tells the National Audience at her disposal that You are the guilty party for allowing your kid to die(things you're already feeling), and that you know more than you're telling, and when you start to sputter out of shocked anger and grief, you're told that it just proves you're guilty of harming, or allowing harm to come to your baby, and nothing you can do or say will show otherwise.

Cameras go off. You're talked to by the host lady some more, and taken back to the place you're staying.

You're left alone to wallow in all of that misery.

What would you do?


Start drinking, I guess. Unless you've got something else in mind.
 
2014-02-07 05:00:51 PM  

tlars699: KidneyStone: Corvus: How is this woman still on TV? She already drove someone to commit suicide and they still let her on the air?

It's disgusting

How does someone drive another to suicide?  If they're that weak someone else will come along and do it.

Your kid, the thing you've been doing right and well by in your life, dies.
You become severely depressed. Nobody seems able to help you.
You go onto a show, hoping to clear up some misunderstandings and get people focused on justice for your baby.
You meet the host. She's very nice, and kind of pretty. She talks to you for a bit and things seem great.

Cameras go on. The host berates you and tells the National Audience at her disposal that You are the guilty party for allowing your kid to die(things you're already feeling), and that you know more than you're telling, and when you start to sputter out of shocked anger and grief, you're told that it just proves you're guilty of harming, or allowing harm to come to your baby, and nothing you can do or say will show otherwise.

Cameras go off. You're talked to by the host lady some more, and taken back to the place you're staying.

You're left alone to wallow in all of that misery.

What would you do?


But he's not that other person.

These types of emotional, theoretical arguments fall short because we're all humans with different levels of coping/overcoming.

What I've been through in the past four years would have driven most to suicide but when my coworkers complain about their husband drinking two beers too many and cracking bad jokes and they're just mortified...well, that's okay.  They are different and have different experiences.

I'm not defending the callousness of the comment, but even in your story, it wasn't just one thing that drove your theoretical person to suicide...it was many.  Some just don't take as much.

Best for us all to remember that and be ready to accept it if we do offend on accident.
 
2014-02-07 05:01:15 PM  

Malacon: Russ1642: She goes all ape and claims she's not going to stop until the mom's in prison for life. She has exactly ZERO influence on the case. None. Nada.

Actually, she has a lot of influence on the case, just not the way she wants.

I maintain that Casey Anthony was found innocent because Grace drummed up enough media attention to get a Lawyer looking to make a name for themselves to step up and take the case. If she had just kept her trap shut no one outside of Florida would have known or cared about the case and Anthony would have been stuck with a first year public defender who couldn't help her.

Nancy Grace is responsible for getting Casey Anthony found not guilty.

Now it looks like she's going to try it again.


Holy derp Batman.
 
2014-02-07 05:01:55 PM  

tlars699: KidneyStone: Corvus: How is this woman still on TV? She already drove someone to commit suicide and they still let her on the air?

It's disgusting

How does someone drive another to suicide?  If they're that weak someone else will come along and do it.

Your kid, the thing you've been doing right and well by in your life, dies.
You become severely depressed. Nobody seems able to help you.
You go onto a show, hoping to clear up some misunderstandings and get people focused on justice for your baby.
You meet the host. She's very nice, and kind of pretty. She talks to you for a bit and things seem great.

Cameras go on. The host berates you and tells the National Audience at her disposal that You are the guilty party for allowing your kid to die(things you're already feeling), and that you know more than you're telling, and when you start to sputter out of shocked anger and grief, you're told that it just proves you're guilty of harming, or allowing harm to come to your baby, and nothing you can do or say will show otherwise.

Cameras go off. You're talked to by the host lady some more, and taken back to the place you're staying.

You're left alone to wallow in all of that misery.

What would you do?


Ohhhh, the possibilities I could come up with when I have nothing to live for and nothing left to lose!
 
2014-02-07 05:03:03 PM  
How has Nancy Grace not been punched in the face yet? I assume that if she had, we'd have heard about it.
 
2014-02-07 05:03:43 PM  
Because freezertot is something something something OUTRAGE something.

Nancy Grace shows a modicum of restraint out of respect for the three-year-old girl found dead in a freezer in California. Who am I kidding? It's Nancy Grace. She lambasted the parents while using the hashtag "FreezerTot"

She's supposed to chill out about this business of killing the girl out of respect for the girl?  That's 10 pounds of sense in a 5 pound bag.
 
2014-02-07 05:03:48 PM  
imageshack.com
 
2014-02-07 05:04:25 PM  

durbnpoisn: OMG.  Would someone just shut this asshole up already?!

In somewhat related news...
The emergency broadcast system went off this morning.  All I gathered from it was that there was a child missing.  Then they proceeded to say that the alert was for all counties in NJ.  Then they read them off.
That was all.  No other information.  Like, for instance, what to WATCH FOR!!

Oddly enough 10 minutes later I got an Amber Alert on my phone that had all the information pertinent to the case.

15 minutes later, there was an arrest made.  The 4 month old baby was recovered safely and the kidnapper was arrested.


Same here. And I'm a cop on duty! I was like, "Um... how 'bout a DESCRIPTION??!?!1"
 
2014-02-07 05:04:37 PM  
i1184.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-07 05:08:45 PM  
She's got it wrong. Dead children are angels. Tots are angels who haven't died yet. Doesn't she read the New York Post?
 
2014-02-07 05:10:24 PM  
Is the hashtag #pepperoninipples being used?
 
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