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(STLToday)   Missouri lawmaker who says he's "not trying to kill babies or make kids unsafe" introduces bill that would inevitably kill babies and make kids unsafe   (stltoday.com) divider line 22
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2014-02-07 03:50:07 PM
4 votes:
Are they bring back Lawn Darts?!?
2014-02-07 04:03:12 PM
3 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Are they bring back Lawn Darts?!?


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2014-02-07 04:14:30 PM
2 votes:
"Make kids unsafe" ... for whom?

I mean, if you were endangering kids, I'd understand. But "making them unsafe" requires a thing they are being made unsafe "for". At any speed? To use with heavy machinery? To mix with bleach? At high tide?
2014-02-07 03:59:11 PM
2 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Are they bring back Lawn Darts?!?


Oooo!  I loved those!  I hope they bring back the old Clackers™, too.  Those were awesome!
2014-02-08 12:17:04 AM
1 votes:
theradicalhousewife.com

you're slipping, fark
2014-02-07 11:31:46 PM
1 votes:
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obligatory
2014-02-07 08:01:40 PM
1 votes:
FFS, this is why Missouri is such a damn embarrassment of a state.
2014-02-07 07:03:54 PM
1 votes:

ox45tallboy: Gawdzila: They could increase the child : caregiver ratio to  help alleviate expenses, but allowing one, maybe two people to keep 20 or 30 kids at a time?  That's a ridiculously unsafe situation.

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/do not approve


Every time I see that picture, all I can think is that each of the successive kids after about 5 were just dropping out of her snatch.  I can't believe that the muscles would have had time to recuperate after having that many spawn.

/Hot dog in hallway, you know the drill
2014-02-07 06:46:00 PM
1 votes:
officespam.chattablogs.com

Oblig.
2014-02-07 05:22:20 PM
1 votes:

kidgenius: Except if they're not licensed, how are you supposed to know? Word of mouth? Two years, they decide to re-open and take in new business....how the heck will the new clients know?


The Invisible Hand of the Free Market will whisper in their ears, because the Invisible Hand is cool like that.
2014-02-07 04:29:55 PM
1 votes:
O, Mighty Isis!

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2014-02-07 04:28:32 PM
1 votes:

Warlordtrooper: Given that these requirements and regulations exist for the sole purpose of limiting competition and keeping prices high, I'm fine with this.  More competition in the market never hurt anything.


And when your kid dies, you'll know not to give that daycare center your business with the next one. Thanks, Free Market!
2014-02-07 04:27:16 PM
1 votes:
So you have parents that won't be able to afford childcare if regulations are enforced? Have you considered, I dunno, maybe ensuring the parents make a living wage? Cause that just might help.
2014-02-07 04:21:45 PM
1 votes:
Because it's never "This regulation is too strict. Here is a change that would loosen this restriction while still maintaining the spirit of the regulation."
It's ALWAYS "These regulations are too onerous. Let's get rid of all of them."
2014-02-07 04:19:12 PM
1 votes:
Given that these requirements and regulations exist for the sole purpose of limiting competition and keeping prices high, I'm fine with this.  More competition in the market never hurt anything.
2014-02-07 04:18:41 PM
1 votes:
Rep. Scott Fitzpatrick, R-Shell Knob, has filed a bill to enable 93 of the state's 115 counties, including Barry County and other rural areas, to opt out of all state child care licensing requirements and, if they choose, create their own rules instead.


The way Fitzpatrick sees it, most child care providers in his area cannot afford to come into compliance with state licensing standards.

He said they lack the staff to meet state standards for adult-to-child ratios. He said they can't survive under the state's enrollment limits, which cap their number of paying clients.


3 words:

Fark you, asshole!
2014-02-07 04:15:05 PM
1 votes:
Wait a minute? Daycare? I thought women were supposed to look after their own sprogs, like God and Jesus intended. What are they doing working out of the home?

They should close these daycares just to show women that they'd be better off keeping their legs closed. The aspirin method works great.

Anyway, sounds like creeping socialism and Sharia law no matter how you slice it.
2014-02-07 04:14:02 PM
1 votes:
FTA: "The way Fitzpatrick sees it, most child care providers in his area cannot afford to come into compliance with state licensing standards."

On a similar note, we need to get rid of regulations for off-shore oil rigs so mom-and-pop oil companies can compete on a level playing field. Then when they leak millions of barrels of oil, the taxpayers can foot the bill for the cleanup.
2014-02-07 04:12:27 PM
1 votes:

Almost Everybody Poops: Those job-killing day care regulations are preventing the poor babies from growing up to freedom.


Funny thing for me is that the same people who deny evolution will jump on the 'freedom' bandwagon and use evolutionary principles and ideas to make their points.
2014-02-07 04:12:24 PM
1 votes:
I don't understand why they are so keen on letting the babies be born, and then do everything in their power to kill them.
2014-02-07 04:11:55 PM
1 votes:
They got the babies out of the womb, those suckers are on their own now.
2014-02-07 04:09:59 PM
1 votes:
Those job-killing day care regulations are preventing the poor babies from growing up to freedom.
 
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