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(Daily Mail)   Doctors find that chlamydia can linger in the gut even after antibiotics, and then reinfect a person. The gift that keeps on giving   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 14
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2014-02-07 03:25:00 PM  
16 votes:
Old news, my wife had one unfortunate relationship before me and its still coming back once in a while for her, bugs us to know end and its usually aggravated by warm locations like when she comes back from vacation or a business trip to the south.  Would you believe that disease can actually change the pigment of your baby's skin too?  We have four kids and *none* of them are white, its the darndest thing.
2014-02-07 01:55:22 PM  
3 votes:
Student health had a brochure entitled Chlamydia: It's Not A Flower.

It was always great fun handing it to the doctor and saying "If it were Doc, you would be thoroughly impressed with the urethra bouquet I am about to present you."

They never really found that amusing.
2014-02-07 03:50:18 PM  
2 votes:
FTA: "It can remain here even after it has been eradicated from the genitals, researchers at the Arkansas Children's Research Institute found."

At first, I was all... why are scientists studying STD's in children?
Then, I was all... oh, Arkansas.
2014-02-07 03:48:58 PM  
2 votes:

Nick Nostril: How's it get "in the guts" in the first place?

/inquiring minds wanna know


From an outdoors diet -- eating beaver.
2014-02-07 03:42:23 PM  
2 votes:
"Antibiotics sometimes manage to eradicate chlamydia from the genitals, but not from the gut, "

Solution.

Dont take it up the Gut
2014-02-07 03:10:34 PM  
2 votes:
Clap
2014-02-07 01:50:34 PM  
2 votes:
That report's tough to swallow.

FTFA: 6.8 per cent of sexually active females aged 14 to 19 become infected annually.

Let the slut-shaming commence!
2014-02-07 05:06:12 PM  
1 votes:

brap: RoyHobbs22: Clap

Sorry sir, Gonorrhea Jokes are two doors down, just take a left at .  Clam however, would have been acceptable.  Oh and by the way, DON'T try the veal, it tested positive for Old Joe.


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2014-02-07 03:41:39 PM  
1 votes:

Silly_Sot: Mitch Taylor's Bro: That report's tough to swallow.

FTFA: 6.8 per cent of sexually active females aged 14 to 19 become infected annually.

Let the slut-shaming commence!

To be followed by the white-knighting!


And after the white-knighting, the oral sex!

/Isn't that how we got here?
2014-02-07 03:25:03 PM  
1 votes:
Thread could use a slow clap.
2014-02-07 03:16:21 PM  
1 votes:
Bet Lisa McIntyre has chlamydia.
2014-02-07 03:11:09 PM  
1 votes:

Bareefer Obonghit: Doctors looking for something to tell their wives find that chlamydia can linger in the gut even after antibiotics, and then reinfect a person. The gift that keeps on giving


I got the first case from a public toilet and the six follow on cases from residual in the gut, honest
2014-02-07 02:37:59 PM  
1 votes:
Didn't Chlamydia play in the WNBA?
2014-02-07 02:10:51 PM  
1 votes:
Doctors looking for something to tell their wives find that chlamydia can linger in the gut even after antibiotics, and then reinfect a person. The gift that keeps on giving
 
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