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(Daily Mail)   Doctors find that chlamydia can linger in the gut even after antibiotics, and then reinfect a person. The gift that keeps on giving   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 61
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2014-02-07 05:02:26 PM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: That report's tough to swallow.

FTFA: 6.8 per cent of sexually active females aged 14 to 19 become infected annually.

Let the slut-shaming commence!


CHECK YOUR CONDOM PRIVILEGE shiatLORD
 
2014-02-07 05:06:12 PM  

brap: RoyHobbs22: Clap

Sorry sir, Gonorrhea Jokes are two doors down, just take a left at .  Clam however, would have been acceptable.  Oh and by the way, DON'T try the veal, it tested positive for Old Joe.


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2014-02-07 05:20:53 PM  

Cheron: Bareefer Obonghit: Doctors looking for something to tell their wives find that chlamydia can linger in the gut even after antibiotics, and then reinfect a person. The gift that keeps on giving

I got the first case from a public toilet and the six follow on cases from residual in the gut, honest


I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
and grabbed my meat
 
2014-02-07 05:28:54 PM  
10 years ago I get an angry call from the wife who was just at the OB/GYN with this exact scenario.

The marriage almost didn't survive.

Now, thanks to Fark, I get to give the wife the biggest  "I FARKING TOLD YOU SO!!!!!" in history.

The statute of limitations on this one will be the same 10 years.

/am getting a huge kick out of these replies.
 
2014-02-07 07:40:40 PM  
Well, that explains a lot. My first one night stand give me chlamydia, I went to the doctor and got rid of it, and then it came back a couple months later.

I was wracking my brain trying to figure that one out, since no one had been wracking my other brain for quite some time
 
2014-02-07 07:54:31 PM  

AcneVulgaris: Cheron: Bareefer Obonghit: Doctors looking for something to tell their wives find that chlamydia can linger in the gut even after antibiotics, and then reinfect a person. The gift that keeps on giving

I got the first case from a public toilet and the six follow on cases from residual in the gut, honest

I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
and grabbed my meat


Aye-yai-yaiiiiii
 
2014-02-07 08:11:20 PM  

MassAsster: with helpful picture of what chlamydia looks like?!?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]


If diagnosed with an STD, many people biatches would be quick to point an accusatory finger at their partner herself.

/FTFH
//Whore!
 
2014-02-07 08:12:52 PM  

veedeevadeevoodee: AcneVulgaris: Cheron: Bareefer Obonghit: Doctors looking for something to tell their wives find that chlamydia can linger in the gut even after antibiotics, and then reinfect a person. The gift that keeps on giving

I got the first case from a public toilet and the six follow on cases from residual in the gut, honest

I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
and grabbed my meat

Aye-yai-yaiiiiii


Dude, that's from the poop-shoot song.
/Jeeez
 
2014-02-08 12:02:38 AM  

WhyKnot: so you are saying you are a magnet for women that have daddy issues...


No, no: two of the LEAST CRAZY, SMARTEST women I've been with had spectacularly shiatty fathers. (Probably just coincidence, but still.)
 And some of the sexiest women I've been with had alcoholic mothers who'd pass out, whose boyfriends would then molest them. (Sample size was 5 that I know of.) One creep would make her mom strong fruity drinks with pills ground up in them; she didn't tell her mom because the guy really loved her and when she was old enough they'd run away to get married, so she said, but they had to be patient because she was only 11. (FWIW I was 10 at the time and sort of naive.)


And some of the sweetest, cuddliest most affectionate women were certifiably nuts and/or amateur hookers, while the most "normal" were biatchy, overly demanding, too "pink" for words and not worth the trouble.
 So if I followed DSYDIC I'd still be a virgin. Not everybody wants a genius from outer space, y'know. Actually that was the one most common denominator: being willing to put up with me for at least 47 seconds.

 But anyway.
 
2014-02-08 12:10:57 AM  

brap: RoyHobbs22: Clap

Sorry sir, Gonorrhea Jokes are two doors down, just take a left at .  Clam however, would have been acceptable.  Oh and by the way, DON'T try the veal, it tested positive for Old Joe.


My bad, you know much more about STDs than I do.

/just sayin
 
2014-02-08 06:48:30 AM  
Too obscure?
www.wearysloth.com
 
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