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(Daily Mail)   Doctors find that chlamydia can linger in the gut even after antibiotics, and then reinfect a person. The gift that keeps on giving   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 61
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2014-02-07 01:50:34 PM
That report's tough to swallow.

FTFA: 6.8 per cent of sexually active females aged 14 to 19 become infected annually.

Let the slut-shaming commence!
 
2014-02-07 01:55:22 PM
Student health had a brochure entitled Chlamydia: It's Not A Flower.

It was always great fun handing it to the doctor and saying "If it were Doc, you would be thoroughly impressed with the urethra bouquet I am about to present you."

They never really found that amusing.
 
2014-02-07 02:10:51 PM
Doctors looking for something to tell their wives find that chlamydia can linger in the gut even after antibiotics, and then reinfect a person. The gift that keeps on giving
 
2014-02-07 02:37:59 PM
Didn't Chlamydia play in the WNBA?
 
2014-02-07 03:09:40 PM
I spit out my drink reading the article.
 
2014-02-07 03:10:34 PM
Clap
 
2014-02-07 03:11:09 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: Doctors looking for something to tell their wives find that chlamydia can linger in the gut even after antibiotics, and then reinfect a person. The gift that keeps on giving


I got the first case from a public toilet and the six follow on cases from residual in the gut, honest
 
2014-02-07 03:13:00 PM
this only affects girls, right? RIGHT?
 
2014-02-07 03:13:20 PM

RoyHobbs22: Clap


That's gonorrhea.
 
2014-02-07 03:15:24 PM
Chili peppers burn my gut.
 
2014-02-07 03:16:21 PM
Bet Lisa McIntyre has chlamydia.
 
2014-02-07 03:16:36 PM
cdn.uproxx.com
 
2014-02-07 03:19:26 PM
with helpful picture of what chlamydia looks like?!?

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-02-07 03:19:38 PM

RoyHobbs22: Clap


Dammit!
 
2014-02-07 03:20:37 PM
When I was in college I worked in the accounting office, and the bills from the university health service came through there. I swear, the single largest quantity of line items in the purchased-supplies list were chlamydia tests. Dozens and dozens every month.

/csb
 
2014-02-07 03:20:59 PM
No, herpes is the gift that keeps on giving...
 
2014-02-07 03:25:00 PM
Old news, my wife had one unfortunate relationship before me and its still coming back once in a while for her, bugs us to know end and its usually aggravated by warm locations like when she comes back from vacation or a business trip to the south.  Would you believe that disease can actually change the pigment of your baby's skin too?  We have four kids and *none* of them are white, its the darndest thing.
 
2014-02-07 03:25:03 PM
Thread could use a slow clap.
 
2014-02-07 03:28:30 PM
Chlamydia the queen of tattoo.
 
2014-02-07 03:29:00 PM
The straight and narrow can get boring sometimes, but damn if it isn't much less of a headache.
 
2014-02-07 03:37:47 PM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: That report's tough to swallow.

FTFA: 6.8 per cent of sexually active females aged 14 to 19 become infected annually.

Let the slut-shaming commence!


To be followed by the white-knighting!

/Starts popcorn.
 
2014-02-07 03:38:46 PM

farkingismybusiness: [cdn.uproxx.com image 617x346]


El Cunado is wise.
 
2014-02-07 03:39:11 PM

MassAsster: with helpful picture of what chlamydia looks like?!?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]


Worth it.
 
2014-02-07 03:41:39 PM

Silly_Sot: Mitch Taylor's Bro: That report's tough to swallow.

FTFA: 6.8 per cent of sexually active females aged 14 to 19 become infected annually.

Let the slut-shaming commence!

To be followed by the white-knighting!


And after the white-knighting, the oral sex!

/Isn't that how we got here?
 
2014-02-07 03:42:23 PM
"Antibiotics sometimes manage to eradicate chlamydia from the genitals, but not from the gut, "

Solution.

Dont take it up the Gut
 
2014-02-07 03:44:01 PM
How's it get "in the guts" in the first place?

/inquiring minds wanna know
 
2014-02-07 03:47:20 PM
What I hate about VD is that it plays into the "Sex is dirty and ebil" crowd's hands.  They REALLY  need to get science on this.
 
2014-02-07 03:48:58 PM

Nick Nostril: How's it get "in the guts" in the first place?

/inquiring minds wanna know


From an outdoors diet -- eating beaver.
 
2014-02-07 03:49:28 PM
Mitch Taylor's Bro: That report's tough to swallow.

FTFA: 6.8 per cent of sexually active females aged 14 to 19 become infected annually anally.

Let the slut-shaming commence!

FTFY
 
2014-02-07 03:50:18 PM
FTA: "It can remain here even after it has been eradicated from the genitals, researchers at the Arkansas Children's Research Institute found."

At first, I was all... why are scientists studying STD's in children?
Then, I was all... oh, Arkansas.
 
2014-02-07 03:50:33 PM

BumpInTheNight: Old news, my wife had one unfortunate relationship before me and its still coming back once in a while for her, bugs us to know end and its usually aggravated by warm locations like when she comes back from vacation or a business trip to the south.  Would you believe that disease can actually change the pigment of your baby's skin too?  We have four kids and *none* of them are white, its the darndest thing.


Is she also a Mensa member?
Well, what if I you had to move to the Arctic and you could never come home and you had to eat whale blubber for the rest of your life, would she still stay with you?
 
2014-02-07 03:53:47 PM
 
2014-02-07 03:55:57 PM

MassAsster: with helpful picture of what chlamydia looks like?!?


Now I kinda want Chlamydia...
 
2014-02-07 03:58:43 PM
Chlamydiot
 
2014-02-07 03:59:11 PM
WELL I'M NOT HAVING ANY SEX AND HAVEN'T IN YEARS

/LOOKS LIKE IM THE WINNER
 
2014-02-07 04:01:08 PM

orezona: No, herpes is the gift that keeps on giving...


This.
 
2014-02-07 04:07:24 PM
whelp, you gotta be choosy about the beaver you eat
 
2014-02-07 04:07:37 PM

BumpInTheNight: Old news, my wife had one unfortunate relationship before me and its still coming back once in a while for her, bugs us to know end and its usually aggravated by warm locations like when she comes back from vacation or a business trip to the south.  Would you believe that disease can actually change the pigment of your baby's skin too?  We have four kids and *none* of them are white, its the darndest thing.


[ open on married couple sitting together on the couch in their living room ]

s4.postimg.org

Wife: When my gynecologist told me I had genital herpes, I was confused. We'd been married for over twelve years, and had always tested negative for STDs.

Husband: But then I read about a recent scientific study. It said some forms of genital herpes remain dormant in women for ten or fifteen years - but, oftentimes, the virus went undetected in tests.

Wife: That would explain a lot. It made little sense to me that two married people without any history of genital herpes, could then suddenly be infected.

Husband: But then I explained it, that that was the end of it, and there was no need to talk about it any more. [ smiles ]

Wife: Our doctor told us about Valtrex, which lowers the chance of passing the virus during sex. At first, I didn't think it mattered, because we both already had the virus and neither one of us was planning to go outside the marriage for sex.

Husband: So true! Here's where you really just need to trust your doctor, and to not get all "caught up" in the logic. Even if you don't have multiple partners --

Wife: Like us!

Husband: -- it's a good idea to use Valtrex.

Wife: Because..?

Husband: Because it's important. That's why. [ wraps his arm around her ] There's really no need to overthink it. Is there?

Wife: [ smiles confusedly ]

[ cut to overhead shot of product superimposed over scene of husband and wife in their living room ]
s18.postimg.org

Announcer: Ask your husband if you need Valtrex. He may know more than your doctor. Doctors don't know everything.

[ fade ]
 
2014-02-07 04:14:13 PM

amaras: Mitch Taylor's Bro: That report's tough to swallow.

FTFA: 6.8 per cent of sexually active females aged 14 to 19 become infected annually anally.

Let the slut-shaming commence!

FTFY


That's exactly how I read it. Glad I wasn't the only one.
 
2014-02-07 04:16:58 PM
Who is Chlamydia Baby Daddy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O4BbMisj6s
 
2014-02-07 04:17:00 PM

BumpInTheNight: Old news, my wife had one unfortunate relationship before me and its still coming back once in a while for her, bugs us to know end and its usually aggravated by warm locations like when she comes back from vacation or a business trip to the south.  Would you believe that disease can actually change the pigment of your baby's skin too?  We have four kids and *none* of them are white, its the darndest thing.


lmao
 
2014-02-07 04:19:40 PM
Scary?  More like the best way to save your marriage.  "Honestly honey, I got it back in college (or in my Army days), but it cleared up with antibiotics, so I moved on past it.  Damn thing must have just flared up again all on its own."
 
2014-02-07 04:28:11 PM
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
 
2014-02-07 04:29:47 PM

BumpInTheNight: Old news, my wife had one unfortunate relationship before me and its still coming back once in a while for her, bugs us to know end and its usually aggravated by warm locations like when she comes back from vacation or a business trip to the south.  Would you believe that disease can actually change the pigment of your baby's skin too?  We have four kids and *none* of them are white, its the darndest thing.


Where do you live? I'd like to do some research on your wife's case. Let me know when you work schedule too, also for research purpose.
 
2014-02-07 04:32:19 PM

RoyHobbs22: Clap


Sorry sir, Gonorrhea Jokes are two doors down, just take a left at .  Clam however, would have been acceptable.  Oh and by the way, DON'T try the veal, it tested positive for Old Joe.
 
2014-02-07 04:41:40 PM

BumpInTheNight: Old news, my wife had one unfortunate relationship before me and its still coming back once in a while for her, bugs us to know end and its usually aggravated by warm locations like when she comes back from vacation or a business trip to the south.  Would you believe that disease can actually change the pigment of your baby's skin too?  We have four kids and *none* of them are white, its the darndest thing.


Phew. Big sigh of relief here.
 
2014-02-07 04:45:29 PM
 
2014-02-07 04:46:23 PM

amaras: Mitch Taylor's Bro: That report's tough to swallow.

FTFA: 6.8 per cent of sexually active females aged 14 to 19 become infected annually anally.


Personally I don't understand the appeal of farking a woman up the butt, nor do I understand why a woman would prefer that. (Unless they leave the prostate in after "reassignment," and then I'd wonder why she bothered, given that there's no easier way to get somebody off than cock sucking.)

I lived for 2 years with a chick that loved anal because that's what her Daddy did for 4 years till she told her mom at age 14; he supposedly did that because it left her "virginity" intact. That made me feel too creepy to keep doing, besides the lack of spontaneity involved in aesthetically pleasant rectal ramming.

Despite that she was one of the sanest women I ever had to do with. The absolute sanest, the one I miss most and most regret not trying harder to keep, was also the smartest: her father never molested her or her sister, he'd just get drunk and beat up their mother.

But anyway.
 
2014-02-07 04:50:48 PM

The One True TheDavid: amaras: Mitch Taylor's Bro: That report's tough to swallow.

FTFA: 6.8 per cent of sexually active females aged 14 to 19 become infected annually anally.

Personally I don't understand the appeal of farking a woman up the butt, nor do I understand why a woman would prefer that. (Unless they leave the prostate in after "reassignment," and then I'd wonder why she bothered, given that there's no easier way to get somebody off than cock sucking.)

I lived for 2 years with a chick that loved anal because that's what her Daddy did for 4 years till she told her mom at age 14; he supposedly did that because it left her "virginity" intact. That made me feel too creepy to keep doing, besides the lack of spontaneity involved in aesthetically pleasant rectal ramming.

Despite that she was one of the sanest women I ever had to do with. The absolute sanest, the one I miss most and most regret not trying harder to keep, was also the smartest: her father never molested her or her sister, he'd just get drunk and beat up their mother.

But anyway.


so you are saying you are a magnet for women that have daddy issues...
 
2014-02-07 04:55:19 PM

brap: Student health had a brochure entitled Chlamydia: It's Not A Flower.

It was always great fun handing it to the doctor and saying "If it were Doc, you would be thoroughly impressed with the urethra bouquet I am about to present you."

They never really found that amusing.


Very nice!

/gave you a funny for that
 
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