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(ESPN)   Denver Broncos extend Del Rio's contract. No word on when they'll actually be getting a defense for him to coordinate   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Jack Del Rio, Denver Broncos, Broncos, Von Miller, Kansas City Chiefs, Chargers, Bob LaMonte  
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319 clicks; posted to Sports » on 07 Feb 2014 at 1:42 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-07 01:45:16 PM  
3 votes:
He'll still be jobbing to Batista though.
2014-02-07 01:53:37 PM  
2 votes:
Stole this joke from Fark or Facebook:

Q:  How many Denver Broncos does it take to change a tire?

A:  One.  But if it's a blow-out, the whole team shows up.
2014-02-07 03:24:00 PM  
1 vote:

IAmRight: sotua: However, (an unexpectedly, I might say) Wilson torched them a few new assholes.

Perhaps some day people will notice that the Seahawks have a good passing offense - they just don't gun it 40x/game like other teams.'s a secret. We run the ball and are 1 dimensional.  Pass it on.
2014-02-07 03:18:18 PM  
1 vote:

jst3p: Mikey1969: Thanks guys... Not as bad as the headline states, but still overmatched. Although I think it was more that Seattle was able to keep Peyton off guard the whole time that set everything.

This was the biggest factor. When Manning has time he finds someplace to go with the ball. He had no time all game aside from the one drive where Seattle may have been feeling sorry for us.

We've secretly replaced the Broncos offensive line with Folgers Crystals.   Let's see if anyone notices.
2014-02-07 03:07:58 PM  
1 vote:

Ow! That was my feelings!: rjakobi: They got a nose tackle named Pork Chop. Pot Roast They're okay.

The Seahawks used to have a guy nicknamed Pork Chop (Floyd Womack), and for this reason alone I wish he were still there. Pork Chop blocking Pot Roast.

/even better if Denver still had Demetrin Veal
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