Rev.K: HOTY material here, folks.This is a top shelf headline.
Dr Jack Badofsky: zimbomba63: It being the Russians, I'm surprised that they didn't drop him off at Sochi, and I mean from about 10,000 feet.
"When you have a fire in an aircraft, there's no place to go, exactly, there's no - and you can't find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don't open. I don't know why they don't do that. It's a real problem."
Captain Steroid: My God, we couldn't even get through the Opening Ceremony without a terrorist threat? :-(
ElLoco: Wonder what they cut off in Turkey when you steal a plane?
supershaft: "The passenger was believed to have drunk alcohol and was calmed down by the crew and persuaded to let the plane, a Boeing 737-800, land in Istanbul at 6:02 pm (1602 GMT), according to Dogan news agency."Too much vodak.http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/02/07/us-turkey-plane-idUSBREA161 E 720140207">http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/02/07/us-turkey-plane- idUSBREA16 1E720140207
spawn73: ElLoco: spawn73: L.D. Ablo: These Olympics are going to hell earlier than I expected.Yes, you so dearly hope it does, so you have to clutch to straws.Posting pictures of popcorn? Mods.?[i290.photobucket.com image 600x450]/obligYeah, but come on, the popcorn.
Russ1642: Figure skating, arial stunt skiing and snowboarding, and ski jumping all have landings you need to stick.
Tziva: GalFriday: Why are the passengers still on the plane while they search for the bomb?Shouldn't it be:Step 1: GET THE PASSENGERS OFF OF THE PLANEStep 2: Search for the bombYou're not the boss of me.
spawn73: L.D. Ablo: These Olympics are going to hell earlier than I expected.Yes, you so dearly hope it does, so you have to clutch to straws.Posting pictures of popcorn? Mods.?
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