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(CNN) NewsFlash Attempted hijacking of Ukrainian plane fails to stick the landing in Sochi, diverted to Turkey. That's going to cost him with the judges   (cnn.com) divider line 20
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2014-02-07 01:35:59 PM  
3 votes:

Rev.K: HOTY material here, folks.


This is a top shelf headline.


Nice try, Subby.

;)
2014-02-07 02:09:52 PM  
2 votes:

Dr Jack Badofsky: zimbomba63: It being the Russians, I'm surprised that they didn't drop him off at Sochi, and I mean from about 10,000 feet.


Meh.  Kinda hard to open airplane doors at altitude/speed.  Just sayin'.


www.timeforkids.com


"When you have a fire in an aircraft, there's no place to go, exactly, there's no - and you can't find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don't open. I don't know why they don't do that. It's a real problem."

Mitt, is that you?
2014-02-07 04:12:55 PM  
1 votes:

Captain Steroid: My God, we couldn't even get through the Opening Ceremony without a terrorist threat? :-(


Oh, you mean that wasn't part of the ceremony?
2014-02-07 04:12:41 PM  
1 votes:

ElLoco: Wonder what they cut off in Turkey when you steal a plane?


Your landing gear.
2014-02-07 03:29:43 PM  
1 votes:

supershaft: "The passenger was believed to have drunk alcohol and was calmed down by the crew and persuaded to let the plane, a Boeing 737-800, land in Istanbul at 6:02 pm (1602 GMT), according to Dogan news agency."
Too much vodak.

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Non-issue, over-zealous Ukrainian.
2014-02-07 02:00:26 PM  
1 votes:
So the plane was diverted to Constantinople?
2014-02-07 01:59:34 PM  
1 votes:

spawn73: ElLoco: spawn73: L.D. Ablo: These Olympics are going to hell earlier than I expected.

Yes, you so dearly hope it does, so you have to clutch to straws.

Posting pictures of popcorn? Mods.?

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/oblig

Yeah, but come on, the popcorn.


I prefer butter.
2014-02-07 01:50:33 PM  
1 votes:
I don't have a passport.  How else was I going to get to see my country's hockey team win the games?

Russ1642: Figure skating, arial stunt skiing and snowboarding, and ski jumping all have landings you need to stick.


my lack of sleep and slouched distance from my monitor read this as "anal stunt skiing."  Just thought I'd pass it along.
2014-02-07 01:49:56 PM  
1 votes:

Tziva: GalFriday: Why are the passengers still on the plane while they search for the bomb?
Shouldn't it be:
Step 1: GET THE PASSENGERS OFF OF THE PLANE
Step 2:  Search for the bomb

You're not the boss of me.


Oh yes I am.  I am the boss of everybody.  I called it in 1989.
2014-02-07 01:49:27 PM  
1 votes:
I had the Lasagna.
2014-02-07 01:47:37 PM  
1 votes:

spawn73: L.D. Ablo: These Olympics are going to hell earlier than I expected.

Yes, you so dearly hope it does, so you have to clutch to straws.

Posting pictures of popcorn? Mods.?


i290.photobucket.com

/oblig
2014-02-07 01:44:13 PM  
1 votes:
After 9/11 airplane hijackings are virtually impossible.  I'm sure they have fortified their cockpit doors as well.  And nobody will believe that they're just going to land somewhere.  "I have a bomb!"   "Oh yeah?  Well you better set it off right now motherfarker cause we're gonna kick your ass"
2014-02-07 01:41:59 PM  
1 votes:
Wonder what they cut off in Turkey when you steal a plane?
2014-02-07 01:41:27 PM  
1 votes:
I'm waiting for the day that some jack handle decides to hijack a plane, they tell him(her) they are landing at the airport of his(her) choice, and then land at a military base, or somewhere like that, picking one with similar enough terrain that it fools the dumbass...
2014-02-07 01:40:53 PM  
1 votes:
They're obviously not capable of handling the security at an event of this magnitude which means the Games are forfeited, the men's hockey gold medal goes to USA and Dennis Rodman is now President of North Korea.
2014-02-07 01:39:22 PM  
1 votes:
These Olympics are going to hell earlier than I expected.

www.cinemabuilder.com
2014-02-07 01:38:50 PM  
1 votes:
content.clickbooq.com
2014-02-07 01:38:21 PM  
1 votes:
There is no gymnastics in the Winter Olympics!!!!!!
2014-02-07 01:37:45 PM  
1 votes:
10.0  subby
2014-02-07 01:24:48 PM  
1 votes:
HOTY material here, folks.


This is a top shelf headline.
 
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