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(CNN) NewsFlash Attempted hijacking of Ukrainian plane fails to stick the landing in Sochi, diverted to Turkey. That's going to cost him with the judges   (cnn.com) divider line 140
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2014-02-07 12:39:36 PM  
www.balettie.com
 
2014-02-07 01:24:48 PM  
HOTY material here, folks.


This is a top shelf headline.
 
2014-02-07 01:35:59 PM  

Rev.K: HOTY material here, folks.


This is a top shelf headline.


Nice try, Subby.

;)
 
2014-02-07 01:36:18 PM  
My God, we couldn't even get through the Opening Ceremony without a terrorist threat? :-(
 
2014-02-07 01:36:20 PM  
Sounds like a crazy person, not a legit terrorist.
 
2014-02-07 01:37:36 PM  

Captain Steroid: My God, we couldn't even get through the Opening Ceremony without a terrorist threat? :-(


Putin on the ritz already?  Silly muslims, don't you know he's looking for a reason to go full Stalin on your ass?
 
2014-02-07 01:37:45 PM  
10.0  subby
 
2014-02-07 01:37:46 PM  
That must be how they do it in Turkey,  search the plane with the passengers still on it.
 
2014-02-07 01:38:13 PM  

TFMR

 
2014-02-07 01:38:18 PM  
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2014-02-07 01:38:21 PM  
There is no gymnastics in the Winter Olympics!!!!!!
 
2014-02-07 01:38:29 PM  
The French judge still gave him a 9.7, 10 million Euro, and a plane to Dakar.
 
2014-02-07 01:38:32 PM  
His score will be multiplied by the degree of difficulty ...
 
2014-02-07 01:38:41 PM  
It being the Russians, I'm surprised that they didn't drop him off at Sochi, and I mean from about 10,000 feet.
 
2014-02-07 01:38:42 PM  
Let the games begin!
 
2014-02-07 01:38:50 PM  
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2014-02-07 01:39:22 PM  
These Olympics are going to hell earlier than I expected.

www.cinemabuilder.com
 
2014-02-07 01:40:04 PM  

VivianVivisect: There is no gymnastics in the Winter Olympics!!!!!!


No but there is the Ski Jump so...
 
2014-02-07 01:40:26 PM  
Why are the passengers still on the plane while they search for the bomb?
Shouldn't it be:
Step 1: GET THE PASSENGERS OFF OF THE PLANE
Step 2:  Search for the bomb
 
2014-02-07 01:40:38 PM  

zimbomba63: It being the Russians, I'm surprised that they didn't drop him off at Sochi, and I mean from about 10,000 feet.


That comes later.
 
2014-02-07 01:40:53 PM  
They're obviously not capable of handling the security at an event of this magnitude which means the Games are forfeited, the men's hockey gold medal goes to USA and Dennis Rodman is now President of North Korea.
 
2014-02-07 01:41:10 PM  
The alleged hijacker is of Ukrainian nationality, Soluk said.

While Russia was busy getting all worked up about the Islamist threat, the Ukrainians snuck one in.  Smart move.
 
2014-02-07 01:41:27 PM  
I'm waiting for the day that some jack handle decides to hijack a plane, they tell him(her) they are landing at the airport of his(her) choice, and then land at a military base, or somewhere like that, picking one with similar enough terrain that it fools the dumbass...
 
2014-02-07 01:41:36 PM  
How much you wanna bet there wasn't actually a bomb on the plane? Why would a real terrorist make that announcement?
 
2014-02-07 01:41:44 PM  

Buggar: VivianVivisect: There is no gymnastics in the Winter Olympics!!!!!!

No but there is the Ski Jump so...


That's kinda like flying....

I like it, let's go with that.
 
2014-02-07 01:41:55 PM  

VivianVivisect: There is no gymnastics in the Winter Olympics!!!!!!


Figure skating buddy. But the jokes are endless.

The guess they will have to sweep the plane now

This plane will be put on a podium

Istanbul is just a stone slide away from Sochi
 
2014-02-07 01:41:59 PM  
Wonder what they cut off in Turkey when you steal a plane?
 
2014-02-07 01:42:05 PM  
From TFA: The 110 passengers are still on board the plane, a public diplomacy officer said Friday night in Turkey. Security officers were searching for a bomb aboard the plane, the transportation official said.

So you suspect a bomb is on the plane and keep everyone on board while you search it?!?  I think I might want a word with someone if I was a passenger.
 
2014-02-07 01:42:27 PM  

VivianVivisect: There is no gymnastics in the Winter Olympics!!!!!!


Faulty subject-verb agreement aside, landings are part of ski jumping, half-pipe and slope-style events. Possibly others, too.
 
2014-02-07 01:43:05 PM  

GalFriday: Why are the passengers still on the plane while they search for the bomb?
Shouldn't it be:
Step 1: GET THE PASSENGERS OFF OF THE PLANE
Step 2:  Search for the bomb


Duh, what if one of the passengers IS the bomb?
 
2014-02-07 01:43:05 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Sounds like a crazy drunk person, not a legit terrorist.

 
2014-02-07 01:43:35 PM  

L.D. Ablo: These Olympics are going to hell earlier than I expected.


Yes, you so dearly hope it does, so you have to clutch to straws.

Posting pictures of popcorn? Mods.?
 
2014-02-07 01:44:13 PM  
After 9/11 airplane hijackings are virtually impossible.  I'm sure they have fortified their cockpit doors as well.  And nobody will believe that they're just going to land somewhere.  "I have a bomb!"   "Oh yeah?  Well you better set it off right now motherfarker cause we're gonna kick your ass"
 
2014-02-07 01:44:31 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Captain Steroid: My God, we couldn't even get through the Opening Ceremony without a terrorist threat? :-(

Putin on the ritz already?  Silly muslims, don't you know he's looking for a reason to go full Stalin on your ass?


Long-term strategic planning doesn't seem to be the forte of terrorists.  Just ask Osama.
 
2014-02-07 01:44:34 PM  
This is why I never fly Jetblue.
 
2014-02-07 01:44:53 PM  
A turkey wing and a prayer.
 
2014-02-07 01:45:00 PM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: VivianVivisect: There is no gymnastics in the Winter Olympics!!!!!!

Faulty subject-verb agreement aside, landings are part of ski jumping, half-pipe and slope-style events. Possibly others, too.


Figure skating.
 
2014-02-07 01:45:13 PM  
Dude wanted to see the women's figure skating bad.
 
2014-02-07 01:45:15 PM  

GalFriday: Why are the passengers still on the plane while they search for the bomb?
Shouldn't it be:
Step 1: GET THE PASSENGERS OFF OF THE PLANE
Step 2:  Search for the bomb


You're not the boss of me.
 
2014-02-07 01:45:17 PM  
Must have snapped after the hotel lost his reservation.
 
2014-02-07 01:45:31 PM  

VivianVivisect: There is no gymnastics in the Winter Olympics!!!!!!


Figure skating, arial stunt skiing and snowboarding, and ski jumping all have landings you need to stick.
 
2014-02-07 01:46:43 PM  

BalugaJoe: This is why I never fly Jetblue.


JetBlue only does short flights... Like Los Angeles to Vegas
 
2014-02-07 01:47:10 PM  

maudibjr: [www.balettie.com image 500x222]


That inapropiate use of that meme.   It's supposed to be funny.  Not dead serious accurate.
 
2014-02-07 01:47:18 PM  
They never got over Macho Grande.
 
2014-02-07 01:47:37 PM  

spawn73: L.D. Ablo: These Olympics are going to hell earlier than I expected.

Yes, you so dearly hope it does, so you have to clutch to straws.

Posting pictures of popcorn? Mods.?


i290.photobucket.com

/oblig
 
2014-02-07 01:49:01 PM  
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2014-02-07 01:49:01 PM  
I'll need a lot of popcorn to watch this disaster. It could go on for days.

media.giphy.com
 
2014-02-07 01:49:27 PM  
I had the Lasagna.
 
2014-02-07 01:49:56 PM  

Tziva: GalFriday: Why are the passengers still on the plane while they search for the bomb?
Shouldn't it be:
Step 1: GET THE PASSENGERS OFF OF THE PLANE
Step 2:  Search for the bomb

You're not the boss of me.


Oh yes I am.  I am the boss of everybody.  I called it in 1989.
 
2014-02-07 01:50:33 PM  
I don't have a passport.  How else was I going to get to see my country's hockey team win the games?

Russ1642: Figure skating, arial stunt skiing and snowboarding, and ski jumping all have landings you need to stick.


my lack of sleep and slouched distance from my monitor read this as "anal stunt skiing."  Just thought I'd pass it along.
 
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