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(New York Daily News)   Now I'm not saying Mia Farrow is nuts or anything, but this 1992 "Valentine's" card she sent Woody Allen after they broke up strongly suggests that Woody is lucky he didn't own any pet rabbits   (nydailynews.com ) divider line
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2014-02-07 01:25:58 PM  
I'll go on record saying she is crazy since you won't commit.
 
2014-02-07 01:29:44 PM  
I'm going to go out on a limb and say there's not a one of 'em in that clusterfark of an extended family who isn't crazier than a box o' rocks.
 
2014-02-07 01:35:11 PM  
92 eh

They're really going all out to defend this guy.
 
2014-02-07 01:35:19 PM  
When Frank Sinatra, Jr comes across as teh sanest person involved in a situation, that situation is a clusterfark.
 
2014-02-07 01:36:07 PM  
To be fair, I don't know how much of my sanity I could keep hold of if I found out my lover was having an affair with my daughter. Doesn't matter whether they had a parent-child relationship, it's still weird.
 
2014-02-07 01:36:32 PM  
Well if nothing else, this story shows Woody ALlen still have a few friends in the press as this 1992 interview is suddenly "rediscovered"   but , sorry MIA based on that card alone you ARE crazier than a shiathouse rat
 
2014-02-07 01:37:36 PM  
Not for nothing, but I HATE Mia Farrow... Jesus, she's always driven my nuts, right alongside farking Shelley Duvall. Both of those women made me root for the evil entity in their respective horror movies.

Note: This has nothing to do with whether or not Woody Allen is into young girls, I just can't stand that woman.
 
2014-02-07 01:41:11 PM  
They're all nuts.  Lets move along....nothing to see here....
 
2014-02-07 01:43:45 PM  
Whether or not Mia Farrow is insane isn't really the issue here.  She can be (and likely is) 100% nuts and Dylan could be 100% right at the same time.
 
2014-02-07 01:45:19 PM  
See, your honor?  Mia Farrow is crazy, so clearly my client Woody Allen didn't molest a completely different person.  And now, as a character witness, I'd like to call Soon-Yi Previn.

Put them all in a cage and let the last one standing out.
 
2014-02-07 01:53:25 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: 92 eh

They're really going all out to defend this guy.


isn't that the year the original charges were made? seems germane to the issue at hand. just sayin'
 
2014-02-07 01:55:22 PM  

FlashHarry: HotWingConspiracy: 92 eh

They're really going all out to defend this guy.

isn't that the year the original charges were made? seems germane to the issue at hand. just sayin'


So does Woody farking his adopted daughter, but people always say that has nothing to do with anything.
 
2014-02-07 01:56:22 PM  

Mikey1969: Not for nothing, but I HATE Mia Farrow... Jesus, she's always driven my nuts, right alongside farking Shelley Duvall. Both of those women made me root for the evil entity in their respective horror movies.

Note: This has nothing to do with whether or not Woody Allen is into young girls, I just can't stand that woman.


And I thought I was the only one...

/are you reading my thoughts??
//tinfoil
 
2014-02-07 01:57:20 PM  
I hope Woody didn't also drive an Audi.

/won't be ignored, Dan.
 
2014-02-07 02:00:50 PM  

namegoeshere: I'm going to go out on a limb and say there's not a one of 'em in that clusterfark of an extended family who isn't crazier than a box o' rocks.


The whole scenario is full of crazy people. He's amusing, though, "Ohmygorsh, I got with this crazy lady and then I started screwing her adopted teenage daughter and she got all crazy angry at me! How unexpected! Why would she do such a thing?"
 
2014-02-07 02:05:31 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: 92 eh

They're really going all out to defend this guy.


Yeah, seems kind of pertinent, considering that the Soon-Yi thing was the first bombshell in this that gave the story legs in the first place.

In the revealing one-on-one, Allen recalled the disturbing Valentine's Day card his ex-lover gave to him after she found out about his relationship with Soon-Yi the month before.
 
2014-02-07 02:07:29 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: So does Woody farking his adopted daughter,


he never adopted her. i'm not saying his relationship wasn't (and isn't) creepy... but it helps to get your facts straight.
 
2014-02-07 02:08:06 PM  

FunkOut: namegoeshere: I'm going to go out on a limb and say there's not a one of 'em in that clusterfark of an extended family who isn't crazier than a box o' rocks.

The whole scenario is full of crazy people. He's amusing, though, "Ohmygorsh, I got with this crazy lady and then I started screwing her adopted teenage daughter and she got all crazy angry at me! How unexpected! Why would she do such a thing?"


The biggest travesty in this whole mess is that someone thought giving those two a bunch of kids to raise was a good idea.
 
2014-02-07 02:08:48 PM  

Mikey1969: Not for nothing, but I HATE Mia Farrow... Jesus, she's always driven my nuts, right alongside farking Shelley Duvall. Both of those women made me root for the evil entity in their respective horror movies.

Note: This has nothing to do with whether or not Woody Allen is into young girls, I just can't stand that woman.


To be fair, King Haggard is played to perfection by Christopher Lee. You almost root for him to keep all the unicorns so he can have the only thing that makes him happy. I mean, the people of Hagsgate are all bastards.
 
2014-02-07 02:09:33 PM  
Wake me if Woody Allen confesses, Dylan Farrow recants, or Mia Farrow is staring into my window mouthing obscenities.
 
2014-02-07 02:11:52 PM  
I.

ah.

goddamn it.  I can't do it anymore.  I can't claim we should give her the benefit of the doubt.  I always figured Woody did some stuff that he should not have, possibly illegal stuff.

I don't think I can feel that way any longer.

Fark, you guys are right.  Mia is goddamned crazy.  I bet Woody didn't do anything illegal and all the accusations were manufactured.
 
2014-02-07 02:12:41 PM  
FTA: the Valentine's Day card Mia Farrow sent him after she discovered his affair with her adopted daughter Soon-Yi Previn the previous month.

While I'm not a fan of either of their stuff, I'm willing to give her a pass on this one.

Not so much crazy or threatening IMO as it is:

s2.quickmeme.com

/adopted or not, that's just skeevy
 
2014-02-07 02:21:32 PM  
Um, he had sex with their daughter.

And Mia is the crazy one???
 
2014-02-07 02:24:24 PM  

meathome: While I'm not a fan of either of their stuff, I'm willing to give her a pass on this one.


sending someone something like that these days would probably warrant a visit from the police.

that thing is messed up.
 
2014-02-07 02:25:15 PM  

vernonFL: Um, he had sex with their daughter.


no he didn't. he had sex with her 20-year-old adopted daughter from a previous marriage. he never adopted her. she was never "their daughter."

he may be a creepy old man, but keep the facts straight.
 
2014-02-07 02:33:53 PM  

vernonFL: Um, he had sex with their daughter.

And Mia is the crazy one???


He MARRIED Mia's daughter and they've been together longer than Mia was ever married to anyone.

He never married Mia. Never lived with her (now you see why!) and never spent the night at Mia's house.

Soon-Yi was never Woody's daughter, step-daughter, adopted daughter, or even raised by him in any way.

And Dylan is the unfortunate victim of mental abuse by her mother. Her own brother Moses says so.
 
2014-02-07 02:34:00 PM  

FlashHarry: HotWingConspiracy: 92 eh

They're really going all out to defend this guy.

isn't that the year the original charges were made? seems germane to the issue at hand. just sayin'


What do the gole darned Germans got to do with anything?
 
2014-02-07 02:40:08 PM  

ZeroCorpse: vernonFL: Um, he had sex with their daughter.

And Mia is the crazy one???

He MARRIED Mia's daughter and they've been together longer than Mia was ever married to anyone.

He never married Mia. Never lived with her (now you see why!) and never spent the night at Mia's house.

Soon-Yi was never Woody's daughter, step-daughter, adopted daughter, or even raised by him in any way.

And Dylan is the unfortunate victim of mental abuse by her mother. Her own brother Moses says so.


You may be right.  She may be crazy.  But it just may be a lunatic he's looking for.
/turn out the lights.
 
2014-02-07 02:43:52 PM  

vernonFL: Um, he had sex with their daughter.

And Mia is the crazy one???


I wouldn't stop at one.
 
2014-02-07 02:44:03 PM  
She had Frank sinatras kid well after they split up and made woody raise it
 
2014-02-07 02:44:56 PM  

FlashHarry: vernonFL: Um, he had sex with their daughter.

no he didn't. he had sex with her 20-year-old adopted daughter from a previous marriage. he never adopted her. she was never "their daughter."

he may be a creepy old man, but keep the facts straight.


I thought she was (at most) 17 when the affair began? Or is that just an urban legend?
 
2014-02-07 02:49:08 PM  

gittlebass: She had Frank sinatras kid well after they split up and made woody raise it


He totally raised it.  He raised it so hard.
 
2014-02-07 02:50:53 PM  

Moopy Mac: FlashHarry: vernonFL: Um, he had sex with their daughter.

no he didn't. he had sex with her 20-year-old adopted daughter from a previous marriage. he never adopted her. she was never "their daughter."

he may be a creepy old man, but keep the facts straight.

I thought she was (at most) 17 when the affair began? Or is that just an urban legend?


Wiki (for what its worth) says she was around 19.
 
2014-02-07 02:53:19 PM  

Moopy Mac: FlashHarry: vernonFL: Um, he had sex with their daughter.

no he didn't. he had sex with her 20-year-old adopted daughter from a previous marriage. he never adopted her. she was never "their daughter."

he may be a creepy old man, but keep the facts straight.

I thought she was (at most) 17 when the affair began? Or is that just an urban legend?


She was adopted, and her exact age and birthday are not known.  All the sources I've scene said she was probably 19 or 20 when the affair began.
 
2014-02-07 02:57:02 PM  

udhq: She was adopted, and her exact age and birthday are not known. All the sources I've scene said she was probably 19 or 20 when the affair began.


And that it began because Mia kept encouraging Woody to spending time with Soon Yi. I imagine that sticks in Mia's craw more than anything else. That the affair never would have happened if she hadn't been pushing them to hang out together.
 
2014-02-07 03:01:42 PM  
Mia always set off my crazy alarm when she would do interviews and such. Dunno what it was she just set off my spidey sense. Granted Woody hooking up with her adoptive daughter probably didnt help her sanity much though.
 
2014-02-07 03:02:47 PM  
Geez, Woody.  Hell hath no fury like a Mother-in-law scorned.

Also, tell me Woody -- did you not notice she was maybe unstable when you were together with her for 11 years or so, adopted 2 children with her and maybe fathered another?  Did you not think she might lose it completely when you cast her aside for her daughter?

Yes, that Valentine is nuts.  But less crazy people than Mia have killed over lesser betrayals.
 
2014-02-07 03:05:06 PM  
Woody has no biological children, correct? I mean real ones; Frank's kid doesn't count.
 
2014-02-07 03:05:43 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Whether or not Mia Farrow is insane isn't really the issue here.  She can be (and likely is) 100% nuts and Dylan could be 100% right at the same time.


No matter what, Dylan is deserving of compassion. One or the other of her parents assaulted her. Either her father sexually molested her body, or her mother assaulted her mind. We really can not not which happened, but, either way, a parent did something horrific to her.
 
2014-02-07 03:07:03 PM  
Why are we talking about this?  Oh yeah, Dylan posted her story when Woody got an award.  I read her story, but it doesn't make sense to me. The timeline doesn't make sense, from what I know about molesters they don't usually act that way, and the children's caretaker has said it didn't happen.

Note, this drama is played out in the court of public opinion, NOT the court of law.  So, the point of all this is to vilify Woody.  It's a smear job.  There are a lot a pedophiles in Hollywood.  Roman Polanski actually had sex with a minor, and was convicted, so I don't think 'power and influence' stopped the law from prosecuting Woody.  It was investigated, and nothing happened.  You may argue justice was not served, but then why doesn't Mia, the mother of the alleged victim?  There is always a civil suit, just to prove a point!

Here's the timeline, as I understand it.

1. The big reveal that he is dating Mia's daughter. (not his daughter, he didn't live with Mia or her MANY kids)
2. The break-up of Woody and Mia.
3.  Mia hates Woody.
4.  He comes over to her house, which is full of people, and sneaks away to allegedly molest Dylan.
5.  He goes and marries Soon-Yi.

He already has a 19 yr old on his arm, so he goes and molests a child?  In a house full of people? The house owned by an ex-girlfriend that hates him?   While he is in the media spotlight for dating a younger woman?

He is sick enough that he couldn't control his urges in a house full of people, but he only did it once?  When he already had a 19 yr old, and risked public humiliation to be with her?

Think about that.  Dylan has my sympathies, but for different reasons.  I believe that Dylan believes it, but that doesn't make it the truth.  It sounds more like Mia's internal version of what she believes about Woody and Soon Yi's relationship.
 
2014-02-07 03:09:15 PM  
Circle the wagons! Cue the smear campaigns! Woody Allen's too weak and feeble and poor to defend himself!

I don't care if she's crazy or not, I don't care what movies he made. This is the same shiat that happens when people inconvenience the moneyed. Every. Time. That alone is enough to convince me he's probably guilty.
 
2014-02-07 03:09:37 PM  

FlashHarry: HotWingConspiracy: So does Woody farking his adopted daughter,

he never adopted her. i'm not saying his relationship wasn't (and isn't) creepy... but it helps to get your facts straight.


He was farking his pseudo-adopted daughter. There, is that better?  I gott say, I don't think it helps at all.
 
2014-02-07 03:12:41 PM  

Musikslayer: pseudo-adopted daughter.


"Pseudo" doesn't mean "not."
 
2014-02-07 03:14:48 PM  

DeaH: JohnAnnArbor: Whether or not Mia Farrow is insane isn't really the issue here.  She can be (and likely is) 100% nuts and Dylan could be 100% right at the same time.

No matter what, Dylan is deserving of compassion. One or the other of her parents assaulted her. Either her father sexually molested her body, or her mother assaulted her mind. We really can not not which happened, but, either way, a parent did something horrific to her.


Alternate third possibility: Dylan was sexually assaulted, but not by Woody. (Did I mention that Mia has a brother who is in prison for child molestation, and is buddies with at least one other convicted child sex offender?) Either a) Mia convinced her that it was her father who did it, or b) because Woody was hated beyond reason and openly slandered in the home at that time, probably using inappropriate sexualized language (he was so hated for the relationship with Soon-Yi) her own mind convinced her that he was the one who hurt her.

Either way, you're right, Dylan is a victim. I feel for the girl. I hope she can sort her shiat out and have some healing.
 
2014-02-07 03:18:38 PM  

Musikslayer: FlashHarry: HotWingConspiracy: So does Woody farking his adopted daughter,

he never adopted her. i'm not saying his relationship wasn't (and isn't) creepy... but it helps to get your facts straight.

He was farking his pseudo-adopted daughter. There, is that better?  I gott say, I don't think it helps at all.


They had no relationship when she was a child, and extremely limited contact. Now, if you said, "He was farking a crazy chick, and then dumped her for her daughter, whom he married and now his guanopsychotic ex is his mother in law" I would agree completely that this makes him a creepy, nasty man. And pretty damned stupid, as he is now reaping what he has sown.
 
2014-02-07 03:19:49 PM  
I see the Woody Allen Apologist Press Machine (WAAPM) is running at 105% of rated capacity. It was available, but not recommended by the engineer...
 
2014-02-07 03:23:27 PM  

A10Mechanic: I see the Woody Allen Apologist Press Machine (WAAPM) is running at 105% of rated capacity. It was available, but not recommended by the engineer...


I'm not defending Woody, I'm defending due process.  This whole case comes down to a prosecutor saying "We could have convicted him, but we chose not to prosecute because reasons."

Sorry, that's not how due process works.  If an accusation is all it takes to ruin a life, NOBODY is safe.
 
2014-02-07 03:27:29 PM  

namegoeshere: Woody has no biological children, correct? I mean real ones; Frank's kid doesn't count.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woody_Allen#Children
one natural born son, born to mia
two adopted kids with mia
two adopted kids with Soon-Yi
 
2014-02-07 03:27:34 PM  
My mother has told me many many times that I was never brainwashed. -Dylan Farrow
 
2014-02-07 03:27:53 PM  
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Did you get the card I sent you?
 
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