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(AZCentral)   Somewhere between "Whoops, I got drunk and took a whiz on the wall of the Alamo" and "You owe us $4,000 for damage to the limestone" lies the truth. Maybe in the basement   (azcentral.com) divider line 8
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2014-02-07 01:54:07 PM
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nuqneh: The fine and jail time aren't surprising, Texans are very proud of the Alamo.  The guy was from El Paso, he should have known better.


I agree.  But $4,000 for repairs?  Does he piss limestone-etching acid?
2014-02-07 03:56:30 PM
1 votes:
keithgabryelski:

settlers paid by Mexico to stay in the area (paid to citizens of Mexico -- their only job was to say "I'm Mexican" if anyone came around and asked)

they ended up reneging on the deal and said "this is america now" -- and santa ana kicked their ass for it.

so, yeah -- remember that a bunch of assholes stole land and pay from Mexico, then, when attacked for it, they ran into the church to hide, forgetting to spike their cannons, which were turned on them and they were obliterated.


You don't know shiat about Texas history. The 'Texians' didn't have issues with the Mexican govt. and considered themselves part of Mexico, until hardliners took over the Mexican government and threw out the Mexican constitution, dissolved congress and installed a military dictatorship, led by Santa Anna. Several mexican states also revolted, but Texas is the only one that succeeded.

How is it any different than how this entire farking country was formed? It's not! But this is Fark and bashing Texas makes you cool and witty, even if you don't know what the f*ck you're talking about, right?
2014-02-07 02:25:17 PM
1 votes:

nuqneh: The fine and jail time aren't surprising, Texans are very proud of the Alamo.  The guy was from El Paso, he should have known better.


He was from El Paso. That's not really Texas. Ask anyone from there.
2014-02-07 02:05:14 PM
1 votes:
They're just trying to stick him with the tab for the damage the Mexican army caused.
2014-02-07 02:02:36 PM
1 votes:

KidneyStone: nuqneh: The fine and jail time aren't surprising, Texans are very proud of the Alamo.  The guy was from El Paso, he should have known better.

I agree.  But $4,000 for repairs?  Does he piss limestone-etching acid?


It's a Libertarian state so they have to make a profit off it.
2014-02-07 01:59:31 PM
1 votes:

KidneyStone: nuqneh: The fine and jail time aren't surprising, Texans are very proud of the Alamo.  The guy was from El Paso, he should have known better.

I agree.  But $4,000 for repairs?  Does he piss limestone-etching acid?


Cop Math + Government contract rates = $4000 to hose some piss off of a wall
2014-02-07 01:50:14 PM
1 votes:
blog.stackoverflow.com

No one hipped me to that, dude!
2014-02-07 01:26:09 PM
1 votes:
Did that get Ozzy banned from the state?
 
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