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(Toronto Star)   T.A.T.u., to perform at Sochi opening ceremony. Apparently it's not gay if it's hot women   (thestar.com ) divider line
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2014-02-07 04:28:41 PM  
"We do not hate gays. Our prisons host many gays. They are good workers and really do wonders with he prison decor." -- V. Putin
 
2014-02-07 04:36:49 PM  

letrole: Lesbians are not hot. Lesbians are a fetish for involuntarily abstinent young men who have been desensitised to normal sexual imagery.


I prefer troll sex... if you know what I mean.
/and I think you do
 
2014-02-07 04:43:12 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: They're not actually gay, y'know.


It's real to me, dammit!
 
2014-02-07 04:44:53 PM  
And just as I got to this article in my trip down the FARK main page, what comes on my MP3 playlist?  "All The Things She Said" by Tatu.

Yeah, there's some real crap on my playlist, but it's my kind of crap.
 
2014-02-07 04:47:48 PM  

69gnarkill69: MemeSlave: I'm not sure they've aged well.

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Both of those women are still insanely good looking.  Pregger body is a temporary condition, just like cornrow braids.
 
2014-02-07 05:05:37 PM  

wambu: "We do not hate gays. Our prisons host many gays. They are good workers and really do wonders with he prison decor." -- V. Putin


I would rather have Putin for president than Hillary

I would rather have Rob Ford for president than Obama Hussein
 
2014-02-07 05:11:59 PM  

OhioUGrad: Stile4aly: She's in the middle of pronouncing a Russian word with 18 consonants and 1 vowel.

HAHA

baconbeard: She's got nothing in it...

/heh heh heh

knew that was coming at some point


So does that mouth
 
2014-02-07 05:21:08 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: [img.fark.net image 285x400][memberfiles.freewebs.com image 450x600]

Just saying.


Well, he did tell Picard that he was really God in that episode where Picard's artificial heart gave out...

svanmeter: profplump: svanmeter: I would rather have Putin for president than Hillary... Just saying...

Is what people in Russia say to avoid becoming political prisoners.

I would rather have Putin for president than Obama.


Well, you could always move to Russia then... I doubt he has much chance of being elected over here, what with the not being a citizen thing and all... But, you can try to convince the GOP to run him if you like!
 
2014-02-07 06:10:08 PM  

svanmeter: I would rather have Putin for president than Hillary... Just saying...


Why, what's wrong with Hillary?
 
2014-02-07 06:28:23 PM  

69gnarkill69: MemeSlave: I'm not sure they've aged well.

[dismagazine.com image 600x837]


Bit of an understatement:
funlexia.com
 
2014-02-07 06:41:00 PM  

Bob Falfa: 69gnarkill69: MemeSlave: I'm not sure they've aged well.

[dismagazine.com image 600x837]

Bit of an understatement:
[funlexia.com image 600x669]


I dunno, the redhead's still passable provided you keep her away from sharp objects.
 
2014-02-07 07:05:19 PM  
i.imgur.com

I miss them.

Yes, we all knew it was fake, but we willingly suspended our disbelief.  We wanted it to be real.  it was so soon after NOIR, UTENA and READ OR DIE.  We wanted this.
 
2014-02-07 07:06:56 PM  

poot_rootbeer: Let's face it: for what it is -- two Russian teenagers singing about fake lesbian love in autotuned, broken phonetic English -- their album "200km/h In The Wrong Lane" is very well done.

Bravo, Trevor Horn.


They are my guilty pleasure on my iPod.  I even purchased the follow-up album.

It's great for driving.
 
2014-02-07 08:23:23 PM  

oldfarthenry: Can we start to complain about being sick of the 1% Olympics already?


You sound poor and black.

/you could always Bobsled, tool.
 
2014-02-07 08:44:13 PM  

mbillips: PsiChick: bhcompy: PsiChick: Old Man Winter: PsiChick: bhcompy: They were fake lesbians before it was not cool to be fake lesbians, so it's okay.  Sorry, Pussy Riot

Or, you know, they might be bisexual.

/Shocking theory, I know
//But it's not like they came out and said 'we're lesbian!' or 'we're straight!', so yes, bisexuality? Is a possibility.

Teh gheys now say bisexuality is not a real thing; get with the times.

LGBTQ. Lesbian, Gay,  Bisexual, Transgender, Questioning.

It's the born that way folks that deny bisexuality through their definitions of born with it.  There are pockets of the gay community that sneer at bisexuals, in general, as well

A) ...No. You're born bisexual just like you're born gay or straight--you're born with your own various sexuality, whatever it is.

B) Yes, and they're mostly saying 'if you aren't gay then people will attack us'. They're coming from positions of having experienced a lot of shiat in their lives, and I don't blame them, I blame the people who have been attacking LGBTQ people constantly.

I thought that research showed that bisexual women are actually just slutty, and bisexual men are gay. To put it less trollishly, men's wieners react to sexual content depending on their orientation (naked girls give straight guys boners, but not so much gay guys), while women get turned on by anything sexual, male or female. And in that latter study, the vast majority of self-reported bisexual dudes got physically turned on by men more than by women.


So, all those guys who engage in situational homosexuality are just gay? Because that's pretty much every navy on earth and the entire British public (ie, private) school system. As for me, like the men in the study, I'm physically attracted more to men but emotionally more towards women. Since physical attraction a)comes in degrees and kinds and b) is only of supreme importance until you have an actual conversation, clearly I am only attracted to boys. Nevermind that I have been happily married to my unreasonably hot wife for over a decade. Obviously, I'm just waiting for the right man to come around.

/Which is good, because the guys I'm attracted to are almost exclusively pretty jerks.
//Like a teenage girl
//Almost said "pretty assholes", but the jokes are too obvious.
 
2014-02-07 09:06:28 PM  

anfrind: svanmeter: profplump: svanmeter: I would rather have Putin for president than Hillary... Just saying...

Is what people in Russia say to avoid becoming political prisoners.

I would rather have Putin for president than Obama.

Putin's not going to sleep with you.


www.rawstory.com

www.rawstory.com

cbsnews2.cbsistatic.com

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2014-02-07 09:22:41 PM  
i172.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-08 12:12:54 AM  
I remember when they first gained notoriety as underaged pretend lesbians.  I had no idea they were still together.
 
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