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(Toronto Star)   T.A.T.u., to perform at Sochi opening ceremony. Apparently it's not gay if it's hot women   (thestar.com) divider line 118
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2014-02-07 09:21:39 AM
i277.photobucket.com
IT'S SPELLED TATOOINE!!1!
 
2014-02-07 09:24:02 AM
i45.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-07 09:30:41 AM
They're not actually gay, y'know.
 
2014-02-07 09:33:57 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: They're not actually gay, y'know.


SHUT UP!
 
2014-02-07 11:14:17 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: They're not actually gay, y'know.


Welcome to the joke.
 
2014-02-07 11:15:08 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: They're not actually gay, y'know.


We'll we now know who the ugly lesbian is.
 
2014-02-07 11:15:16 AM
Can we start to complain about being sick of the 1% Olympics already?
 
2014-02-07 11:15:39 AM
Where all da free live feeds at?
 
2014-02-07 11:17:12 AM
Well, balls are definitely not touching, so there.
 
2014-02-07 11:17:16 AM
Uh- are they still like teenage young-adult looking anymore? That was farking years ago
 
2014-02-07 11:20:04 AM
I'm not sure they've aged well.
 
2014-02-07 11:20:21 AM

Wrath of Heaven: Uh- are they still like teenage young-adult looking anymore? That was farking years ago


Here's a recent photo:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-07 11:20:41 AM
I always knew they had a special relationship.

jessicaalfieri.com
 
2014-02-07 11:21:28 AM
In other news, t.A.T.u. are still around.
 
2014-02-07 11:21:39 AM
Hello there..

www4.images.coolspotters.com
 
2014-02-07 11:22:18 AM
Also, does anyone have the Conservapedia screengrab that says "lesbianism is totally hot"?
 
2014-02-07 11:22:31 AM
Russia, always right on the cutting edge of current music.
 
2014-02-07 11:23:20 AM

MemeSlave: I'm not sure they've aged well.


dismagazine.com
 
2014-02-07 11:23:21 AM
I like this one too

NSFW for nipple slippage.
 
2014-02-07 11:24:10 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: They're not actually gay, y'know.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-07 11:24:53 AM
I remember when... I think it was the VMAs, everybody started shedding clothing, and you can see Puff Daddy waving like, "Keep stripping!"
 
2014-02-07 11:25:04 AM

69gnarkill69: MemeSlave: I'm not sure they've aged well.

[dismagazine.com image 600x837]


Well, that was a boner killer....

museonline.co.za

Much better
 
2014-02-07 11:25:26 AM
Incomprehensible lyrics, cold and snow.

Meh
 
2014-02-07 11:25:31 AM
I've gotta be the only person who think the redhead is the hotter of the two.
 
2014-02-07 11:27:23 AM
I'll link this one too.

NSFWish.  Don't want the banhammer
 
2014-02-07 11:27:49 AM

UltimaCS: I've gotta be the only person who think the redhead is the hotter of the two.


You are on Fark, redheads are always the hottest.
 
2014-02-07 11:28:37 AM

UltimaCS: I've gotta be the only person who think the redhead is the hotter of the two.


Nope.

But . . . either one, really, would be A-ok.
 
2014-02-07 11:32:06 AM

UltimaCS: I've gotta be the only person who think the redhead is the hotter of the two.


Are you kidding?  With all the love for redheads on Fark?

ilarge.listal.com

userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2014-02-07 11:32:50 AM
Really? I thought that band broke up years ago.

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-02-07 11:33:10 AM
Now this I can sexually pleasure myself to
 
2014-02-07 11:33:20 AM

jonas opines: UltimaCS: I've gotta be the only person who think the redhead is the hotter of the two.

Nope.

But . . . either one, really, would be A-ok.


Yeah, I for one wouldn't be choosy if only one of 'em came knocking on my door...
 
2014-02-07 11:34:04 AM

Cytokine Storm: Rev. Skarekroe: They're not actually gay, y'know.

[i.imgur.com image 320x240]


Speaking of which, this is all I remember them from.

/all I got
 
2014-02-07 11:34:33 AM

supershaft: Where all da free live feeds at?


Point your C-band dish to 133W (SatMex 6). If you only have Ku and you're on the east coast, try 15W, 20W, 22W. If you have a 4:2:2 receiver, try 107.5W Ku band. Of course, there's always the NBC feeds on 103W with the odd skew.

/you meant satellite, right?
 
2014-02-07 11:35:01 AM
And let's look up with what the guy who created the act was going for:

According to Shapovalov, he admitted in numerous interviews that he came up with the image of the group by visiting pornographic websites and other sites relating to pedophilia. He explained; "I saw that most people look up pornography on the Internet and of those, most are looking for underage sex, I saw their needs weren't fulfilled. Later, it turned out, I was right. This is the same as my own desires. I prefer underage girls."

Uh-huh. And this isn't against Russian law but being gay and talking to a minor about it is? OK.
 
2014-02-07 11:35:48 AM

"Apparently it's not gay if it's hot women"

image.guardian.co.uk

gamecola.net

tomnichols.net

s30.postimg.org

 
2014-02-07 11:36:05 AM
Ugh, just when I thought they were gone. I never saw the appeal.

Ooh, look! It's two girls making out! So edgy!

/belt, onion, etc
 
2014-02-07 11:37:11 AM
 
2014-02-07 11:38:58 AM
I thought they had changed their name to "Pussy Riot".
 
2014-02-07 11:40:35 AM
Uh, oh!!!
Sounds like someone in the "obsess over tha gays" office of the dept of culture or whatever didn't do their homework on the  one.
 
2014-02-07 11:42:17 AM
i26.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-07 11:42:19 AM
Let's face it: for what it is -- two Russian teenagers singing about fake lesbian love in autotuned, broken phonetic English -- their album "200km/h In The Wrong Lane" is very well done.

Bravo, Trevor Horn.
 
2014-02-07 11:43:07 AM
TATu?

Yup, it's me.
 
2014-02-07 11:43:48 AM
well, they have nothing to worry about, because they're not going to get them (or whatever the line is to the only song of theirs i remember from the 90s)
 
2014-02-07 11:44:01 AM

mbillips: Really? I thought that band broke up years ago.

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


Oh, you're just jealous because you miss the raaaains down in.....uhh, where was it again?
 
2014-02-07 11:45:57 AM
I'd pay money to see Pussy Riot roll up on them with steel chairs WWE style.
 
2014-02-07 11:46:08 AM

Walker: And let's look up with what the guy who created the act was going for:

According to Shapovalov, he admitted in numerous interviews that he came up with the image of the group by visiting pornographic websites and other sites relating to pedophilia. He explained; "I saw that most people look up pornography on the Internet and of those, most are looking for underage sex, I saw their needs weren't fulfilled. Later, it turned out, I was right. This is the same as my own desires. I prefer underage girls."

Uh-huh. And this isn't against Russian law but being gay and talking to a minor about it is? OK.


Guess it's just as well I didn't notice them back then.  They looked pretty damned good at 24 in Beliy Plachik.
 
2014-02-07 11:46:23 AM

pxlboy: Ugh, just when I thought they were gone. I never saw the appeal.

Ooh, look! It's two girls making out! So edgy!


I actually like some of their songs.  I don't really care about the whole "(fake) lesbian" thing.

but then, I like The Monkees, too, so I guess I have no taste in music.
 
2014-02-07 11:46:48 AM

Dr Jack Badofsky: Oh, you're just jealous because you miss the raaaains down in.....uhh, where was it again?


AAaaaaaaaaaaaa-fri-caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
 
2014-02-07 11:48:26 AM

kittyhas1000legs: supershaft: Where all da free live feeds at?

Point your C-band dish to 133W (SatMex 6). If you only have Ku and you're on the east coast, try 15W, 20W, 22W. If you have a 4:2:2 receiver, try 107.5W Ku band. Of course, there's always the NBC feeds on 103W with the odd skew.

/you meant satellite, right?


that was a lot of fancy information, thank you. but, no I meant on the intranets.

the vipboxus links seemed to be blocked at work. oh well.
 
2014-02-07 11:49:10 AM
Is this the official opening ceremony thread?
 
2014-02-07 11:49:44 AM

kronicfeld: I'd pay money to see Pussy Riot roll up on them with steel chairs WWE style.


Dude, this.

fireclown: Dr Jack Badofsky: Oh, you're just jealous because you miss the raaaains down in.....uhh, where was it again?

AAaaaaaaaaaaaa-fri-caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


Don't be hatin'

distilleryimage7.ak.instagram.com
 
2014-02-07 11:49:50 AM
They were fake lesbians before it was not cool to be fake lesbians, so it's okay.  Sorry, Pussy Riot
 
2014-02-07 11:50:33 AM

poot_rootbeer: I thought they had changed their name to "Pussy Riot".


static.entertainmentwise.com

christians-in-recovery.org  2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-07 11:54:18 AM
The only ironic thing would have been if this hadn't gone green until they'd performed.
 
2014-02-07 11:56:52 AM
Full blown trance so far.
 
2014-02-07 12:02:58 PM

ciberido: pxlboy: Ugh, just when I thought they were gone. I never saw the appeal.

Ooh, look! It's two girls making out! So edgy!

I actually like some of their songs.  I don't really care about the whole "(fake) lesbian" thing.

but then, I like The Monkees, too, so I guess I have no taste in music.


Music? I just mute the TV whenever they come on.
 
2014-02-07 12:03:21 PM

69gnarkill69: MemeSlave: I'm not sure they've aged well.


Okay, so they're into fisting. That'll sure help when time for babby to come comes.
 
2014-02-07 12:11:39 PM

HypnozombieX: Uh, oh!!!
Sounds like someone in the "obsess over tha gays" office of the dept of culture or whatever didn't do their homework on the  one.


Women don't have souls, so it doesn't matter if they are sinners as long as they don't corrupt the menfolk.

/this is what Mr. Putin probably believes
 
2014-02-07 12:17:46 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-07 12:17:57 PM

69gnarkill69: MemeSlave: I'm not sure they've aged well.


Wow, its just like hanging around the council estates in Croydon.
 
2014-02-07 12:23:20 PM

OOBE Juan Kenobi: poot_rootbeer: I thought they had changed their name to "Pussy Riot".

[static.entertainmentwise.com image 585x385]

[christians-in-recovery.org image 250x377]  [2.bp.blogspot.com image 285x400]


What does John de Lancie have to do with this?
 
2014-02-07 12:38:16 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: They're not actually gay, y'know.


i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-02-07 12:42:31 PM

pute kisses like a man: well, they have nothing to worry about, because they're not going to get them (or whatever the line is to the only song of theirs i remember from the 90s)


Great, now that song is runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head.
 
2014-02-07 12:44:48 PM
img.fark.netmemberfiles.freewebs.com

Just saying.
 
2014-02-07 12:44:58 PM

Z-clipped: pute kisses like a man: well, they have nothing to worry about, because they're not going to get them (or whatever the line is to the only song of theirs i remember from the 90s)

Great, now that song is runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head.


All the things he said?
 
2014-02-07 12:47:10 PM
are they still relevant in russia?  are they still making music?
 
2014-02-07 12:53:06 PM
I would rather have Putin for president than Hillary... Just saying...
 
2014-02-07 12:54:19 PM

Z-clipped: pute kisses like a man: well, they have nothing to worry about, because they're not going to get them (or whatever the line is to the only song of theirs i remember from the 90s)

Great, now that song is runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head.


GOOD LORD, THAT'S VICTORIA'S MUSIC!

/like I said earlier, that's all I know about them
 
2014-02-07 12:54:28 PM
Is Gorky Park playing too?


/Tell me yes and let's feed the fire
 
2014-02-07 12:56:40 PM

69gnarkill69: MemeSlave: I'm not sure they've aged well.

[dismagazine.com image 600x837]


aaaand i'm done.
 
2014-02-07 12:59:50 PM

kronicfeld: I'd pay money to see Pussy Riot roll up on them with steel chairs WWE style.


www.troll.me
 
2014-02-07 01:00:29 PM

Flappyhead: Z-clipped: pute kisses like a man: well, they have nothing to worry about, because they're not going to get them (or whatever the line is to the only song of theirs i remember from the 90s)

Great, now that song is runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head.

All the things he said?


DAMNIIT
 
2014-02-07 01:11:47 PM

bhcompy: They were fake lesbians before it was not cool to be fake lesbians, so it's okay.  Sorry, Pussy Riot


Or, you know, they might be bisexual.

/Shocking theory, I know
//But it's not like they came out and said 'we're lesbian!' or 'we're straight!', so yes, bisexuality? Is a possibility.
 
2014-02-07 01:14:23 PM

svanmeter: I would rather have Putin for president than Hillary... Just saying...


Is what people in Russia say to avoid becoming political prisoners.
 
2014-02-07 01:20:45 PM
Yeah, he's dope on the floor and he's magic on the mic...

img.fark.net

//subby needs to learn to spel
 
2014-02-07 01:22:30 PM

PsiChick: bhcompy: They were fake lesbians before it was not cool to be fake lesbians, so it's okay.  Sorry, Pussy Riot

Or, you know, they might be bisexual.

/Shocking theory, I know
//But it's not like they came out and said 'we're lesbian!' or 'we're straight!', so yes, bisexuality? Is a possibility.


Teh gheys now say bisexuality is not a real thing; get with the times.
 
2014-02-07 01:32:23 PM

profplump: svanmeter: I would rather have Putin for president than Hillary... Just saying...

Is what people in Russia say to avoid becoming political prisoners.


I would rather have Putin for president than Obama.
 
2014-02-07 01:35:45 PM

Old Man Winter: PsiChick: bhcompy: They were fake lesbians before it was not cool to be fake lesbians, so it's okay.  Sorry, Pussy Riot

Or, you know, they might be bisexual.

/Shocking theory, I know
//But it's not like they came out and said 'we're lesbian!' or 'we're straight!', so yes, bisexuality? Is a possibility.

Teh gheys now say bisexuality is not a real thing; get with the times.


LGBTQ. Lesbian, Gay,  Bisexual, Transgender, Questioning.
 
2014-02-07 01:38:53 PM

PsiChick: Old Man Winter: PsiChick: bhcompy: They were fake lesbians before it was not cool to be fake lesbians, so it's okay.  Sorry, Pussy Riot

Or, you know, they might be bisexual.

/Shocking theory, I know
//But it's not like they came out and said 'we're lesbian!' or 'we're straight!', so yes, bisexuality? Is a possibility.

Teh gheys now say bisexuality is not a real thing; get with the times.

LGBTQ. Lesbian, Gay,  Bisexual, Transgender, Questioning.


Jesus Harold Christ. Nobody farking cares! We're here for pictures of hot chicks so we can imagine them doing nasty nasty things to each other.
 
2014-02-07 01:40:08 PM

PsiChick: Old Man Winter: PsiChick: bhcompy: They were fake lesbians before it was not cool to be fake lesbians, so it's okay.  Sorry, Pussy Riot

Or, you know, they might be bisexual.

/Shocking theory, I know
//But it's not like they came out and said 'we're lesbian!' or 'we're straight!', so yes, bisexuality? Is a possibility.

Teh gheys now say bisexuality is not a real thing; get with the times.

LGBTQ. Lesbian, Gay,  Bisexual, Transgender, Questioning.


It's the born that way folks that deny bisexuality through their definitions of born with it.  There are pockets of the gay community that sneer at bisexuals, in general, as well
 
2014-02-07 01:40:29 PM
image1.frequency.com
 
2014-02-07 01:43:49 PM

bhcompy: PsiChick: Old Man Winter: PsiChick: bhcompy: They were fake lesbians before it was not cool to be fake lesbians, so it's okay.  Sorry, Pussy Riot

Or, you know, they might be bisexual.

/Shocking theory, I know
//But it's not like they came out and said 'we're lesbian!' or 'we're straight!', so yes, bisexuality? Is a possibility.

Teh gheys now say bisexuality is not a real thing; get with the times.

LGBTQ. Lesbian, Gay,  Bisexual, Transgender, Questioning.

It's the born that way folks that deny bisexuality through their definitions of born with it.  There are pockets of the gay community that sneer at bisexuals, in general, as well


A) ...No. You're born bisexual just like you're born gay or straight--you're born with your own various sexuality, whatever it is.

B) Yes, and they're mostly saying 'if you aren't gay then people will attack us'. They're coming from positions of having experienced a lot of shiat in their lives, and I don't blame them, I blame the people who have been attacking LGBTQ people constantly.
 
2014-02-07 01:51:19 PM

PsiChick: B) Yes, and they're mostly saying 'if you aren't gay then people will attack us'. They're coming from positions of having experienced a lot of shiat in their lives, and I don't blame them, I blame the people who have been attacking LGBTQ people constantly.


Sounds like the international Jewish conspiracy explanation, but with Straight instead of Jewish.

/being the subject of persecution doesn't make bigotry right or blameless
 
2014-02-07 01:53:25 PM

bhcompy: PsiChick: B) Yes, and they're mostly saying 'if you aren't gay then people will attack us'. They're coming from positions of having experienced a lot of shiat in their lives, and I don't blame them, I blame the people who have been attacking LGBTQ people constantly.

Sounds like the international Jewish conspiracy explanation, but with Straight instead of Jewish.

/being the subject of persecution doesn't make bigotry right or blameless


If someone's been kicked out of their home, beaten up, the victim of a hate crime...yeah. It does bad things to you. That doesn't mean the LGBTQ community should support or endorse that position--we should, and do, work to fight it--but it does mean we have to understand why people think that, and be compassionate to people who have been hurt.
 
2014-02-07 01:55:51 PM

PsiChick: bhcompy: PsiChick: Old Man Winter: PsiChick: bhcompy: They were fake lesbians before it was not cool to be fake lesbians, so it's okay.  Sorry, Pussy Riot

Or, you know, they might be bisexual.

/Shocking theory, I know
//But it's not like they came out and said 'we're lesbian!' or 'we're straight!', so yes, bisexuality? Is a possibility.

Teh gheys now say bisexuality is not a real thing; get with the times.

LGBTQ. Lesbian, Gay,  Bisexual, Transgender, Questioning.

It's the born that way folks that deny bisexuality through their definitions of born with it.  There are pockets of the gay community that sneer at bisexuals, in general, as well

A) ...No. You're born bisexual just like you're born gay or straight--you're born with your own various sexuality, whatever it is.

B) Yes, and they're mostly saying 'if you aren't gay then people will attack us'. They're coming from positions of having experienced a lot of shiat in their lives, and I don't blame them, I blame the people who have been attacking LGBTQ people constantly.


I thought that research showed that bisexual women are actually just slutty, and bisexual men are gay. To put it less trollishly, men's wieners react to sexual content depending on their orientation (naked girls give straight guys boners, but not so much gay guys), while women get turned on by anything sexual, male or female. And in that latter study, the vast majority of self-reported bisexual dudes got physically turned on by men more than by women.

Whatever. I don't see a need to categorize people by what turns them on. You're married, or you're single, and you're attracted to somebody or you're not. There's such a spectrum that it seems silly to say some people are straight and others are LGBT, and there's a bright line between the two groups.

/I'm what I like to call culturally gay. I'm not attracted to dudes sexually, but I like musical theater, Judy Garland and dancing at gay bars (preferably with straight women; shirtless go-go boys get them really worked up).
 
2014-02-07 01:58:01 PM

PsiChick: If someone's been kicked out of their home, beaten up, the victim of a hate crime...yeah. It does bad things to you. That doesn't mean the LGBTQ community should support or endorse that position--we should, and do, work to fight it--but it does mean we have to understand why people think that, and be compassionate to people who have been hurt.


So what if someone is just a victim of a regular crime?  Or what about victim of circumstance?  As a ward of the state because I was a non-hate crime victim as a child, I have no compassion for people who suffer and take it out on other people.  Compassion must be earned.
 
2014-02-07 02:01:39 PM

OOBE Juan Kenobi: poot_rootbeer: I thought they had changed their name to "Pussy Riot".

[static.entertainmentwise.com image 585x385]

[christians-in-recovery.org image 250x377]  [2.bp.blogspot.com image 285x400]


img.fark.net

insanely hot.
 
2014-02-07 02:14:13 PM

bhcompy: PsiChick: If someone's been kicked out of their home, beaten up, the victim of a hate crime...yeah. It does bad things to you. That doesn't mean the LGBTQ community should support or endorse that position--we should, and do, work to fight it--but it does mean we have to understand why people think that, and be compassionate to people who have been hurt.

So what if someone is just a victim of a regular crime?  Or what about victim of circumstance?  As a ward of the state because I was a non-hate crime victim as a child, I have no compassion for people who suffer and take it out on other people.  Compassion must be earned.


To paraphrase a House episode, if someone had bronchitis I wouldn't let them cough on me, but I still wouldn't blame them for having bronchitis. If someone's been hurt and they're lashing out, that's not morally their fault--they need to seek help, and no one needs to listen, take what they say seriously, or let them hurt other people, but it's not like they chose to get hurt in the first place.

/To be clear, I really do not support people being assholes to other people, I just consider it a symptom of a lot of pain, not a personal attack or view.
 
2014-02-07 02:37:43 PM

FlashHarry: OOBE Juan Kenobi: poot_rootbeer: I thought they had changed their name to "Pussy Riot".

[static.entertainmentwise.com image 585x385]

[christians-in-recovery.org image 250x377]  [2.bp.blogspot.com image 285x400]

[img.fark.net image 620x349]

insanely hot.


What the hell is wrong with her mouth?
 
2014-02-07 02:47:44 PM

OhioUGrad: FlashHarry: OOBE Juan Kenobi: poot_rootbeer: I thought they had changed their name to "Pussy Riot".

[static.entertainmentwise.com image 585x385]

[christians-in-recovery.org image 250x377]  [2.bp.blogspot.com image 285x400]

[img.fark.net image 620x349]

insanely hot.

What the hell is wrong with her mouth?


She's in the middle of pronouncing a Russian word with 18 consonants and 1 vowel.
 
2014-02-07 02:48:37 PM

OhioUGrad: FlashHarry: OOBE Juan Kenobi: poot_rootbeer: I thought they had changed their name to "Pussy Riot".

[static.entertainmentwise.com image 585x385]

[christians-in-recovery.org image 250x377]  [2.bp.blogspot.com image 285x400]

[img.fark.net image 620x349]

insanely hot.

What the hell is wrong with her mouth?


She's got nothing in it...

/heh heh heh
 
2014-02-07 02:59:45 PM

Old Man Winter: PsiChick: bhcompy: They were fake lesbians before it was not cool to be fake lesbians, so it's okay.  Sorry, Pussy Riot

Or, you know, they might be bisexual.

/Shocking theory, I know
//But it's not like they came out and said 'we're lesbian!' or 'we're straight!', so yes, bisexuality? Is a possibility.

Teh gheys now say bisexuality is not a real thing; get with the times.


On the one hand, yes, bisexual erasure is a real thing.

On the other hand, no, not all gay people everywhere unanimously deny the existence of bisexuality.  It would be rather hard for them to do with a straight face (forgive the pun), since the majority of LBGTQ folk are bisexual.
 
2014-02-07 03:06:51 PM

mbillips: PsiChick: bhcompy: PsiChick: Old Man Winter: PsiChick: bhcompy: They were fake lesbians before it was not cool to be fake lesbians, so it's okay.  Sorry, Pussy Riot

Or, you know, they might be bisexual.

/Shocking theory, I know
//But it's not like they came out and said 'we're lesbian!' or 'we're straight!', so yes, bisexuality? Is a possibility.

Teh gheys now say bisexuality is not a real thing; get with the times.

LGBTQ. Lesbian, Gay,  Bisexual, Transgender, Questioning.

It's the born that way folks that deny bisexuality through their definitions of born with it.  There are pockets of the gay community that sneer at bisexuals, in general, as well

A) ...No. You're born bisexual just like you're born gay or straight--you're born with your own various sexuality, whatever it is.

B) Yes, and they're mostly saying 'if you aren't gay then people will attack us'. They're coming from positions of having experienced a lot of shiat in their lives, and I don't blame them, I blame the people who have been attacking LGBTQ people constantly.

I thought that research showed that bisexual women are actually just slutty, and bisexual men are gay. To put it less trollishly, men's wieners react to sexual content depending on their orientation (naked girls give straight guys boners, but not so much gay guys), while women get turned on by anything sexual, male or female. And in that latter study, the vast majority of self-reported bisexual dudes got physically turned on by men more than by women.


On the Kinsey scale 0 is exclusively heterosexual and 6 is exclusively homosexual.  If you fall anywhere in between those two extremes you are entitled to call yourself bisexual.  Even if you're only attracted to men 1 time in a 1,000, and the other 999 times you're attracted to women (or vice-versa), you qualify as bisexual if you wish to so identify.  Being attracted to one sex 999 out of a thousand doesn't make you "not a real bisexual."

The idea that a "real" bisexual is exactly equally attracted to men and women is poppycock.
 
2014-02-07 03:20:37 PM

Stile4aly: She's in the middle of pronouncing a Russian word with 18 consonants and 1 vowel.


HAHA

baconbeard: She's got nothing in it...

/heh heh heh


knew that was coming at some point
 
2014-02-07 03:27:02 PM
It's pretty well known that T.A.T.U. were not and were never lesbians...it was nothing more than marketing...but don't let that stand in the way of hot lesbian schoolgirl fantasies.
 
2014-02-07 03:56:32 PM

slayer199: It's pretty well known that T.A.T.U. were not and were never lesbians...it was nothing more than marketing...but don't let that stand in the way of hot lesbian schoolgirl fantasies.


Oh, there's no danger of that.
 
2014-02-07 04:02:35 PM

svanmeter: profplump: svanmeter: I would rather have Putin for president than Hillary... Just saying...

Is what people in Russia say to avoid becoming political prisoners.

I would rather have Putin for president than Obama.


Putin's not going to sleep with you.
 
2014-02-07 04:07:35 PM

svanmeter: I would rather have Putin for president than Hillary... Just saying...


Not surprising.

Classic conservative, in a thread about hot lesbians has to drag in presidential politics.

/ More likely you'd prefer toe-tapping with Putin. NTTIAWWT
 
2014-02-07 04:13:29 PM

mbillips: Really? I thought that band broke up years ago.


img.fark.net

Dude, it totally looks like he's strokin it under the table.
 
2014-02-07 04:26:47 PM
Lesbians are not hot. Lesbians are a fetish for involuntarily abstinent young men who have been desensitised to normal sexual imagery.
 
2014-02-07 04:28:41 PM
"We do not hate gays. Our prisons host many gays. They are good workers and really do wonders with he prison decor." -- V. Putin
 
2014-02-07 04:36:49 PM

letrole: Lesbians are not hot. Lesbians are a fetish for involuntarily abstinent young men who have been desensitised to normal sexual imagery.


I prefer troll sex... if you know what I mean.
/and I think you do
 
2014-02-07 04:43:12 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: They're not actually gay, y'know.


It's real to me, dammit!
 
2014-02-07 04:44:53 PM
And just as I got to this article in my trip down the FARK main page, what comes on my MP3 playlist?  "All The Things She Said" by Tatu.

Yeah, there's some real crap on my playlist, but it's my kind of crap.
 
2014-02-07 04:47:48 PM

69gnarkill69: MemeSlave: I'm not sure they've aged well.

[dismagazine.com image 600x837]


Both of those women are still insanely good looking.  Pregger body is a temporary condition, just like cornrow braids.
 
2014-02-07 05:05:37 PM

wambu: "We do not hate gays. Our prisons host many gays. They are good workers and really do wonders with he prison decor." -- V. Putin


I would rather have Putin for president than Hillary

I would rather have Rob Ford for president than Obama Hussein
 
2014-02-07 05:11:59 PM

OhioUGrad: Stile4aly: She's in the middle of pronouncing a Russian word with 18 consonants and 1 vowel.

HAHA

baconbeard: She's got nothing in it...

/heh heh heh

knew that was coming at some point


So does that mouth
 
2014-02-07 05:21:08 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: [img.fark.net image 285x400][memberfiles.freewebs.com image 450x600]

Just saying.


Well, he did tell Picard that he was really God in that episode where Picard's artificial heart gave out...

svanmeter: profplump: svanmeter: I would rather have Putin for president than Hillary... Just saying...

Is what people in Russia say to avoid becoming political prisoners.

I would rather have Putin for president than Obama.


Well, you could always move to Russia then... I doubt he has much chance of being elected over here, what with the not being a citizen thing and all... But, you can try to convince the GOP to run him if you like!
 
2014-02-07 06:10:08 PM

svanmeter: I would rather have Putin for president than Hillary... Just saying...


Why, what's wrong with Hillary?
 
2014-02-07 06:28:23 PM

69gnarkill69: MemeSlave: I'm not sure they've aged well.

[dismagazine.com image 600x837]


Bit of an understatement:
funlexia.com
 
2014-02-07 06:41:00 PM

Bob Falfa: 69gnarkill69: MemeSlave: I'm not sure they've aged well.

[dismagazine.com image 600x837]

Bit of an understatement:
[funlexia.com image 600x669]


I dunno, the redhead's still passable provided you keep her away from sharp objects.
 
2014-02-07 07:05:19 PM
i.imgur.com

I miss them.

Yes, we all knew it was fake, but we willingly suspended our disbelief.  We wanted it to be real.  it was so soon after NOIR, UTENA and READ OR DIE.  We wanted this.
 
2014-02-07 07:06:56 PM

poot_rootbeer: Let's face it: for what it is -- two Russian teenagers singing about fake lesbian love in autotuned, broken phonetic English -- their album "200km/h In The Wrong Lane" is very well done.

Bravo, Trevor Horn.


They are my guilty pleasure on my iPod.  I even purchased the follow-up album.

It's great for driving.
 
2014-02-07 08:23:23 PM

oldfarthenry: Can we start to complain about being sick of the 1% Olympics already?


You sound poor and black.

/you could always Bobsled, tool.
 
2014-02-07 08:44:13 PM

mbillips: PsiChick: bhcompy: PsiChick: Old Man Winter: PsiChick: bhcompy: They were fake lesbians before it was not cool to be fake lesbians, so it's okay.  Sorry, Pussy Riot

Or, you know, they might be bisexual.

/Shocking theory, I know
//But it's not like they came out and said 'we're lesbian!' or 'we're straight!', so yes, bisexuality? Is a possibility.

Teh gheys now say bisexuality is not a real thing; get with the times.

LGBTQ. Lesbian, Gay,  Bisexual, Transgender, Questioning.

It's the born that way folks that deny bisexuality through their definitions of born with it.  There are pockets of the gay community that sneer at bisexuals, in general, as well

A) ...No. You're born bisexual just like you're born gay or straight--you're born with your own various sexuality, whatever it is.

B) Yes, and they're mostly saying 'if you aren't gay then people will attack us'. They're coming from positions of having experienced a lot of shiat in their lives, and I don't blame them, I blame the people who have been attacking LGBTQ people constantly.

I thought that research showed that bisexual women are actually just slutty, and bisexual men are gay. To put it less trollishly, men's wieners react to sexual content depending on their orientation (naked girls give straight guys boners, but not so much gay guys), while women get turned on by anything sexual, male or female. And in that latter study, the vast majority of self-reported bisexual dudes got physically turned on by men more than by women.


So, all those guys who engage in situational homosexuality are just gay? Because that's pretty much every navy on earth and the entire British public (ie, private) school system. As for me, like the men in the study, I'm physically attracted more to men but emotionally more towards women. Since physical attraction a)comes in degrees and kinds and b) is only of supreme importance until you have an actual conversation, clearly I am only attracted to boys. Nevermind that I have been happily married to my unreasonably hot wife for over a decade. Obviously, I'm just waiting for the right man to come around.

/Which is good, because the guys I'm attracted to are almost exclusively pretty jerks.
//Like a teenage girl
//Almost said "pretty assholes", but the jokes are too obvious.
 
2014-02-07 09:06:28 PM

anfrind: svanmeter: profplump: svanmeter: I would rather have Putin for president than Hillary... Just saying...

Is what people in Russia say to avoid becoming political prisoners.

I would rather have Putin for president than Obama.

Putin's not going to sleep with you.


www.rawstory.com

www.rawstory.com

cbsnews2.cbsistatic.com

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2014-02-07 09:22:41 PM
i172.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-08 12:12:54 AM
I remember when they first gained notoriety as underaged pretend lesbians.  I had no idea they were still together.
 
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