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(Huffington Post)   AOL CEO: "I know you're upset that I cut retirement benefits after our best year ever, but my hand was forced after Obama used his time machine to make us insure a couple of babies two years ago for $7M"   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, Obama, obamacare, CEO, reinsurance, benefit cost, AOL, financial risk, parent company  
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2839 clicks; posted to Business » on 07 Feb 2014 at 9:40 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-07 08:21:49 AM  
4 votes:
what the CEO actually means is: 'hey the company is doing fine, but I think I need an extra hundred million in my bank account because well..f*ck you.  so anyways, I can't just up and snarf all yer money without a reason so i'm blaming obamacare and hope that y'all will be pissed off at the black guy while I quietly loot your retirement funds.  oh, and pretend I said something about Jesus, capitalism and waved the flag real hard.  thanks guys and get back to work!"
2014-02-07 09:59:39 AM  
2 votes:
My Xbox 360 showed up with the RROD last week.

2014-02-07 10:06:33 AM  
1 vote:

kittyhas1000legs: Nothing stating that HuffPo is an AOL-owned website?

"Part of HuffPost Business - AOL Money & Finance "

Nope, nothing at all.
2014-02-07 09:33:01 AM  
1 vote:
Here's a fun idea: Instead of insuring retirement security with state-run non-profit mandatory defined-benefit pensions, let's idolize this douchebag for his "business acumen" and ridicule the employees for their foolishness.
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