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(The Raw Story)   Did you know the Beatles were responsible for Katy Perry's satanic pagan twerking orgy? That's what the preacher man on the TV said, and a man of God would never stoop so low as to lie to us, would he?   (rawstory.com) divider line 21
    More: Amusing, Man of God, Katy Perry, Beatles, pagan, pagan twerking, Saint Peter, Anglican Church, Silent Generation  
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2014-02-07 08:15:26 AM  
5 votes:
Satanic pagan twerking orgy? I don't care about anything else any more. This is Awesome.
2014-02-07 09:55:40 AM  
4 votes:
My ex would finger my apostate now and then.
2014-02-07 12:32:42 PM  
2 votes:
Satanic pagan rituals?

www.smartfellowspress.com
2014-02-07 09:49:32 AM  
2 votes:
It's not a lie if he's crazy.
2014-02-07 09:42:51 AM  
2 votes:

DeadMouseTails: http://www.vibe.com/article/watch-katy-perry-and-juicy-j-perform-dar k- horse-2014-grammys

There ya go, link goes to video of her Grammy's performance.


What's he complaining about? I mean, they burned her at the stake at the end and everything.
2014-02-07 09:42:04 AM  
2 votes:

Farking Canuck: FTFA: "Katy Perry and all her friends, apostates from faith, they move gradually out of the Christian faith and into a secular, demonic approach to things and they move out of the Christian - this is how you get from a 55 percent church attendance ratio for the Silent Generation to 18 percent for the Millennial Generation down to 4 percent in the year 2025," Swanson said.

Yay! Best news I've heard all week.


Maybe they'd get more people in the pews if Mary Magdalene hosted a twerking orgy.
2014-02-07 09:33:23 AM  
2 votes:
I don't know what bizarre alternate reality these people live in, but it certainly sounds more interesting than our own.
2014-02-07 08:27:28 AM  
2 votes:
Tell me more about how I can have this satanic twerking orgy with Katy Perry.
2014-02-07 02:05:26 PM  
1 votes:

deniable_increlidibity: exparrot: Mell of a Hess:

I...I whuh...don't...caught sayof...mother of god.

Yes. Indeed. What is she doing? BAKING a lemon?


You have to bake some lemons if you're going to make an omelette.
2014-02-07 11:08:12 AM  
1 votes:

Sniffers Row: 'm not much of a Beatles fan, but if it leads to a Katy Perry twerking video.....


So you have lousy taste for two reasons.
2014-02-07 10:36:52 AM  
1 votes:

lack of warmth: neversubmit: It's not a lie if he's crazy.

He's not a man of God if he's lying.  He is likely lying about his authority as well.


No True Man of God?
2014-02-07 10:32:07 AM  
1 votes:
FTFA- "They had to! They had to start there, friends. They had to work out the first bars of 'Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On' on the church piano at Saint Peter's Anglican Church."

And they had a TARDIS big enough to move everything back to the American South and write it under different names years before the Beatles were ever formed.

/rolls eyes, puts on Revolver
2014-02-07 10:25:07 AM  
1 votes:

neversubmit: It's not a lie if he's crazy.


He's not a man of God if he's lying.  He is likely lying about his authority as well.
2014-02-07 09:52:54 AM  
1 votes:

Tr0mBoNe: Satanic pagan twerking orgy? I don't care about anything else any more. This is Awesome.


Where do I sign up? And do I first have to grease up?
2014-02-07 09:52:26 AM  
1 votes:
♪ Preacher man talkin' on TV
Puttin' down the rock and roll
Wants me to send a donation
'Cause he's worried about my soul... ♪
2014-02-07 09:50:10 AM  
1 votes:
i1.ytimg.com

Pres. Bartlett :CJ  Katie Perry didn't twerk because she likes Satanic gay weddings with music by Madonna.  You know why she twerked CJ?

CJ: Because the Beatles were on Ed Sullivan

Pres. Bartlett: Go figure

/yes i know it wasn't KP twerking.
2014-02-07 09:43:53 AM  
1 votes:
well if Jesus hadn't upset the Roman Empire status quo the Beatles wouldn't have ever gotten together so this is really His fault.
2014-02-07 09:38:13 AM  
1 votes:
FTFA: "Katy Perry and all her friends, apostates from faith, they move gradually out of the Christian faith and into a secular, demonic approach to things and they move out of the Christian - this is how you get from a 55 percent church attendance ratio for the Silent Generation to 18 percent for the Millennial Generation down to 4 percent in the year 2025," Swanson said.

Yay! Best news I've heard all week.
2014-02-07 09:31:33 AM  
1 votes:
Another entry in the Fark Big Book of awesome garage-band names.
2014-02-07 09:29:48 AM  
1 votes:
I thought Elvis started it with his lustful shaking of the hips and groin?
2014-02-07 09:27:25 AM  
1 votes:

Gulper Eel: Tell me more about how I can have this satanic twerking orgy with Katy Perry.


FAP?!?!?
 
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