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(The Raw Story)   Did you know the Beatles were responsible for Katy Perry's satanic pagan twerking orgy? That's what the preacher man on the TV said, and a man of God would never stoop so low as to lie to us, would he?   (rawstory.com) divider line 15
    More: Amusing, Man of God, Katy Perry, Beatles, pagan, pagan twerking, Saint Peter, Anglican Church, Silent Generation  
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2014-02-07 09:38:13 AM
4 votes:
FTFA: "Katy Perry and all her friends, apostates from faith, they move gradually out of the Christian faith and into a secular, demonic approach to things and they move out of the Christian - this is how you get from a 55 percent church attendance ratio for the Silent Generation to 18 percent for the Millennial Generation down to 4 percent in the year 2025," Swanson said.

Yay! Best news I've heard all week.
2014-02-07 09:29:48 AM
3 votes:
I thought Elvis started it with his lustful shaking of the hips and groin?
2014-02-07 08:47:23 AM
2 votes:
I'm not much of a Beatles fan, but if it leads to a Katy Perry twerking video.....

/where's the video?
//where's the damn(ed) video
///Bring her to me
2014-02-07 08:27:28 AM
2 votes:
Tell me more about how I can have this satanic twerking orgy with Katy Perry.
2014-02-07 12:29:18 PM
1 votes:
This person is one of many examples of why many of us think religious people are morons.
2014-02-07 12:17:29 PM
1 votes:

varmitydog: Yeah, "all you need is love" sounds real satanic.


A lot of Christians got upset over the "more popular than Jesus" comment, but that was a long time ago.  i think there was also a fair bit of outrage over "Imagine", and while that was technically a solo effort the kind of people who would get outraged aren't going to care about that distinction.

So anyway, yes, among the sort of Christians who get upset over incidents like that, and who still harbor resentment decades afterward, the Beatles are "Satanic" ---- in the sense that anything critical of Christianity is "Satanic."
2014-02-07 10:09:11 AM
1 votes:
People are memorializing the 50th anniversary of the Beatles coming to America because it supposedly led to a revolution in morals, mores, etc.  This guy is agreeing with that...he's just saying it's bad.

He is crazy, but I don't see how he is a liar.
2014-02-07 09:53:00 AM
1 votes:

Farking Canuck: FTFA: "Katy Perry and all her friends, apostates from faith, they move gradually out of the Christian faith and into a secular, demonic approach to things and they move out of the Christian - this is how you get from a 55 percent church attendance ratio for the Silent Generation to 18 percent for the Millennial Generation down to 4 percent in the year 2025," Swanson said.

Yay! Best news I've heard all week.


Does this mean we could finally be done with this Jesus crap in my lifetime!?  I'm going to start working out and eating better.  THAT is something worth living for.

/either that or he is at bad at math as he is at pop culture references
2014-02-07 09:52:26 AM
1 votes:
♪ Preacher man talkin' on TV
Puttin' down the rock and roll
Wants me to send a donation
'Cause he's worried about my soul... ♪
2014-02-07 09:49:32 AM
1 votes:
It's not a lie if he's crazy.
2014-02-07 09:45:31 AM
1 votes:
"The 2014 Grammy celebration was a celebration of fornication, twerking, stripping (and) satanic rituals topped off with about 34 [inaudible] weddings conducted by a lesbian with music provided by Madonna, so yeah, the homosexuals getting married and the tradition of the Caesar Nero, was basically a pagan, satanic orgy."

Pick one. It can be pagan, or it can be Satanic, but it can't be both, because Satan is a Christian deity.
2014-02-07 09:42:22 AM
1 votes:
This is the same asshole who said buying Girl Scout Cookies supported abortion.  Let me know when this guy says something we're not expecting him to say.
2014-02-07 09:37:01 AM
1 votes:
WTF did I just read?
2014-02-07 09:33:23 AM
1 votes:
I don't know what bizarre alternate reality these people live in, but it certainly sounds more interesting than our own.
2014-02-07 09:31:33 AM
1 votes:
Another entry in the Fark Big Book of awesome garage-band names.
 
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