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(The Raw Story)   Did you know the Beatles were responsible for Katy Perry's satanic pagan twerking orgy? That's what the preacher man on the TV said, and a man of God would never stoop so low as to lie to us, would he?   (rawstory.com ) divider line
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2014-02-07 10:57:58 AM  
tom baker's scarf:

Does this mean we could finally be done with this Jesus crap in my lifetime!?  I'm going to start working out and eating better.  THAT is something worth living for.

/either that or he is at bad at math as he is at pop culture references


Rid of? Unlikely.

Reduced to a minority without the political clout to push through religious-based laws ... there is hope!
 
2014-02-07 11:08:12 AM  

Sniffers Row: 'm not much of a Beatles fan, but if it leads to a Katy Perry twerking video.....


So you have lousy taste for two reasons.
 
2014-02-07 11:09:06 AM  
hmm.. he might be right.. I see her pictures or videos and my thoughts are pretty full of the sins that I'd do with her.
 
2014-02-07 11:09:22 AM  
Mell of a Hess:

I...I whuh...don't...caught sayof...mother of god.
 
2014-02-07 11:10:03 AM  
"Katy Perry and all her friends, apostates from faith, they move gradually out of the Christian faith and into a secular, demonic approach to things and they move out of the Christian - this is how you get from a 55 percent church attendance ratio for the Silent Generation to 18 percent for the Millennial Generation down to 4 percent in the year 2025," Swanson said.

Yes, Katy Perry's dance moves are responsible for this. Not you guys being a bunch of bigoted homophobic pricks.
 
2014-02-07 11:40:04 AM  
I didn't notice anything objectionable, but then again I watched it with the sound off.
 
2014-02-07 11:43:25 AM  
DRTFA...

Is it the farting one?
 
2014-02-07 11:51:26 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-07 11:53:10 AM  

Valiente: zimbomba63: Valiente: Tr0mBoNe: Satanic pagan twerking orgy? I don't care about anything else any more. This is Awesome.

Where do I sign up? And do I first have to grease up?

If you have to ask that question, the invitation is revoked!  Unless, you know Lesbian Satan and bring her with.

Sounds like a date! Her nickname is "Peggy".

[dimpost.files.wordpress.com image 350x560]


firstin.files.wordpress.com

Peggy disagrees.
 
2014-02-07 11:54:04 AM  

zimbomba63: Valiente: zimbomba63: Valiente: Tr0mBoNe: Satanic pagan twerking orgy? I don't care about anything else any more. This is Awesome.

Where do I sign up? And do I first have to grease up?

If you have to ask that question, the invitation is revoked!  Unless, you know Lesbian Satan and bring her with.

Sounds like a date! Her nickname is "Peggy".

[dimpost.files.wordpress.com image 350x560]

Looks more like, "Satan was a Hipster".  Which, of course, was even worse.


So you're saying Satan is only a lesbian ironically?
 
2014-02-07 11:55:30 AM  
The Beatles were and are Satanic

I mean, sweet blabbering Bertha, have you never heard the god-awful noise they made?
 
2014-02-07 12:01:37 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: The Beatles were and are Satanic

I mean, sweet blabbering Bertha, have you never heard the god-awful noise they made?


I Wanna Hold Your Hand played backwards plainly states "Satan commands you to kill for pleasure."
 
2014-02-07 12:02:50 PM  
The 2014 Grammy celebration was a celebration of fornication, twerking, stripping (and) satanic rituals topped off with about 34 [inaudible] weddings conducted by a lesbian with music provided by Madonna...

Wow, and here I thought the Grammys were supposed to be boring and irrelevant. I would have tuned in for this kind of next level shiat.
 
2014-02-07 12:11:17 PM  

HeartBurnKid: I don't know what bizarre alternate reality these people live in, but it certainly sounds more interesting than our own.


Actually, it's a deranged, frightening one. And what makes it all the more horrific is that the want to impose that reality upon all of us through force of law whether we want it or not.
 
2014-02-07 12:16:44 PM  

exparrot: Mell of a Hess:

I...I whuh...don't...caught sayof...mother of god.


Yes. Indeed. What is she doing? BAKING a lemon?
 
2014-02-07 12:17:29 PM  

varmitydog: Yeah, "all you need is love" sounds real satanic.


A lot of Christians got upset over the "more popular than Jesus" comment, but that was a long time ago.  i think there was also a fair bit of outrage over "Imagine", and while that was technically a solo effort the kind of people who would get outraged aren't going to care about that distinction.

So anyway, yes, among the sort of Christians who get upset over incidents like that, and who still harbor resentment decades afterward, the Beatles are "Satanic" ---- in the sense that anything critical of Christianity is "Satanic."
 
2014-02-07 12:29:18 PM  
This person is one of many examples of why many of us think religious people are morons.
 
2014-02-07 12:32:42 PM  
Satanic pagan rituals?

www.smartfellowspress.com
 
2014-02-07 12:38:16 PM  
Hell just keeps sounding better and better each and every day.
 
2014-02-07 12:50:03 PM  

ciberido: zimbomba63: Valiente: zimbomba63: Valiente: Tr0mBoNe: Satanic pagan twerking orgy? I don't care about anything else any more. This is Awesome.

Where do I sign up? And do I first have to grease up?

If you have to ask that question, the invitation is revoked!  Unless, you know Lesbian Satan and bring her with.

Sounds like a date! Her nickname is "Peggy".

[dimpost.files.wordpress.com image 350x560]

Looks more like, "Satan was a Hipster".  Which, of course, was even worse.

So you're saying Satan is only a lesbian ironically?


I think hipster hell would be warm PBR, but frankly cold PBR isn't much better. Also, hipsters seem to have a pretty low rate of reproduction.
 
2014-02-07 01:17:50 PM  
Hail Satan! I mean, Katy Perry's music sucks, but if it helps usher in the Age of Light, I am all for it! Satanism seems a lot more fun/open minded/ effective, compared to the sexual prison/repressed spirit/fairy tale shiat of Christianity. Let's aim to make the 4% even smaller! Hail Satan, and his "Satanic pagan twerking orgies!"
 
2014-02-07 01:48:43 PM  
Preacherman talkin' on the TV
Puttin' down the rock and roll
Want's me to send a donation
'cause he's worried about my soul

He said Jesus walked on the water
And I know that it's true
But sometimes I think that preacherman
Better do a little walkin' too
 
2014-02-07 01:50:02 PM  

mutterfark: ♪ Preacher man talkin' on TV
Puttin' down the rock and roll
Wants me to send a donation
'Cause he's worried about my soul... ♪


DAMMIT!  I need to stop working and start spending more time on Fark.
 
2014-02-07 01:57:15 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: The Beatles were and are Satanic

I mean, sweet blabbering Bertha, have you never heard the god-awful noise they made?


Get off my planet you neanderthal!
 
2014-02-07 01:59:01 PM  

Mell of a Hess: [thecrat.com image 575x780]


If that's what sin looks like, I'm going to sin as often as humanly possible.
 
2014-02-07 02:05:24 PM  

deniable_increlidibity: exparrot: Mell of a Hess:

I...I whuh...don't...caught sayof...mother of god.

Yes. Indeed. What is she doing? BAKING a lemon?


She can squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg.
 
2014-02-07 02:05:26 PM  

deniable_increlidibity: exparrot: Mell of a Hess:

I...I whuh...don't...caught sayof...mother of god.

Yes. Indeed. What is she doing? BAKING a lemon?


You have to bake some lemons if you're going to make an omelette.
 
2014-02-07 02:33:23 PM  

Rindred: deniable_increlidibity: exparrot: Mell of a Hess:

I...I whuh...don't...caught sayof...mother of god.

Yes. Indeed. What is she doing? BAKING a lemon?

She can squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg.


What a sourpuss
 
2014-02-07 02:40:24 PM  

busy chillin': Clemkadidlefark: The Beatles were and are Satanic

I mean, sweet blabbering Bertha, have you never heard the god-awful noise they made?

I Wanna Hold Your Hand played backwards plainly states "Satan commands you to kill for pleasure."


CSB:  Years ago when Mama macaroni!! was working in the public school system, one of the teachers loaned her a book which turned out to be chock full of the most bizarre conspiracy theories, which he evidently believed every word of.  One of these basically stated that the Beatles were a lie - their whole backstory was fiction and they were in fact formed by the Illuminati/Bilderbergers/choose-your-fave-rave.  The goal was, through their discordant, mindless "music" which No One In Their Right Mind Could Possibly Enjoy, they would corrupt the world's youth on a global scale via mind control and usher in a worldwide atheistic dictatorship or some such drivel.  (Bonus: the teacher in question was a Rasta.)
 
2014-02-07 03:24:31 PM  

Farking Canuck: FTFA: "Katy Perry and all her friends, apostates from faith, they move gradually out of the Christian faith and into a secular, demonic approach to things and they move out of the Christian - this is how you get from a 55 percent church attendance ratio for the Silent Generation to 18 percent for the Millennial Generation down to 4 percent in the year 2025," Swanson said.

Yay! Best news I've heard all week.


He is actually addressing an issue that the religious people are interested in - why do they lose so many of their congregations when they hit 20?

His explanation is that it's due to external factors. "It's not our fault, it's bc of Satan and his minions"

My explanation is that it's due to internal factors. You try to indoctrinate yr kids about things like world being only 6000 years old etc, but when they get outside the bubble they realize you've been feeding them BS. Then they start to question the other stuff you've taught them, and they wind up dumping all their beliefs.

I wish Bill Nye had attempted something like that in the debate. Instead of talking past each other, Nye could have engaged Ham directly - "What you are teaching is actually harming your church, bc most people eventually figure out that you've been lying to/misleading them with your fake arguments, and then they leave your church"
 
2014-02-07 03:55:21 PM  

mjjt: Farking Canuck: FTFA: "Katy Perry and all her friends, apostates from faith, they move gradually out of the Christian faith and into a secular, demonic approach to things and they move out of the Christian - this is how you get from a 55 percent church attendance ratio for the Silent Generation to 18 percent for the Millennial Generation down to 4 percent in the year 2025," Swanson said.

Yay! Best news I've heard all week.

He is actually addressing an issue that the religious people are interested in - why do they lose so many of their congregations when they hit 20?

His explanation is that it's due to external factors. "It's not our fault, it's bc of Satan and his minions"

My explanation is that it's due to internal factors. You try to indoctrinate yr kids about things like world being only 6000 years old etc, but when they get outside the bubble they realize you've been feeding them BS. Then they start to question the other stuff you've taught them, and they wind up dumping all their beliefs.

I wish Bill Nye had attempted something like that in the debate. Instead of talking past each other, Nye could have engaged Ham directly - "What you are teaching is actually harming your church, bc most people eventually figure out that you've been lying to/misleading them with your fake arguments, and then they leave your church"


They are never getting that genie back in the bottle.

The fact is that all religions spew out large amounts of silly, ridiculous, demonstrably false claims. In the age of the internet these things just don't fly.

Sure, the young earth and Noah's ark crap is the easiest to poke holes in but none of the rest holds up to any kind of rigor either. So then you have people saying "just look to it for moral guidance ... don't take it literally". Well that worked when nobody actually read the book. With the internet all of the horrific "morals" have been picked out and are on display: incest, murder of family members, stoning of teenagers, slavery. Who in their right minds can look at this book and call it moral?

Next look at the availability of "current events" news. Now for every good act by a religious organization there is a complementing child rape. Every time the pope says "love each other" a priest is on the news saying "hate the gays". All the dirty laundry of all the religions is on display ... why would anyone knowingly give money to a group that is going to use it to protect pedophiles from prosecution, etc.?

Availability of information will be the undoing of the church ... plain and simple.
 
2014-02-07 04:29:21 PM  

ciberido: varmitydog: Yeah, "all you need is love" sounds real satanic.

A lot of Christians got upset over the "more popular than Jesus" comment, but that was a long time ago.  i think there was also a fair bit of outrage over "Imagine", and while that was technically a solo effort the kind of people who would get outraged aren't going to care about that distinction.

So anyway, yes, among the sort of Christians who get upset over incidents like that, and who still harbor resentment decades afterward, the Beatles are "Satanic" ---- in the sense that anything critical of Christianity is "Satanic."


I've always thought that they did that for the publicity, in particular, to be view as a little more rebellious.  At that time, the Beatles were the band that your parents approved of, as opposed to say the Stones.  Thus, they needed a little anti-mainstream gravitas, to be representative of the "Youth Rebellion", that was going on.  They were always very calculating (up to creating Apple records), and I was amused by the fact, that the religious groups were buying their records, so that they could burn them.  "That'll show them!  Buy some more of their records, Jethro, and will burn those, too!"
 
2014-02-07 04:30:51 PM  

DarkVader: Oh, and where was the twerking? I didn't see any.


2:58-3:01
 
2014-02-07 04:31:39 PM  

Farking Canuck: mjjt: Farking Canuck: FTFA: "Katy Perry and all her friends, apostates from faith, they move gradually out of the Christian faith and into a secular, demonic approach to things and they move out of the Christian - this is how you get from a 55 percent church attendance ratio for the Silent Generation to 18 percent for the Millennial Generation down to 4 percent in the year 2025," Swanson said.

Yay! Best news I've heard all week.

He is actually addressing an issue that the religious people are interested in - why do they lose so many of their congregations when they hit 20?

His explanation is that it's due to external factors. "It's not our fault, it's bc of Satan and his minions"

My explanation is that it's due to internal factors. You try to indoctrinate yr kids about things like world being only 6000 years old etc, but when they get outside the bubble they realize you've been feeding them BS. Then they start to question the other stuff you've taught them, and they wind up dumping all their beliefs.

I wish Bill Nye had attempted something like that in the debate. Instead of talking past each other, Nye could have engaged Ham directly - "What you are teaching is actually harming your church, bc most people eventually figure out that you've been lying to/misleading them with your fake arguments, and then they leave your church"

They are never getting that genie back in the bottle.

The fact is that all religions spew out large amounts of silly, ridiculous, demonstrably false claims. In the age of the internet these things just don't fly.

Sure, the young earth and Noah's ark crap is the easiest to poke holes in but none of the rest holds up to any kind of rigor either. So then you have people saying "just look to it for moral guidance ... don't take it literally". Well that worked when nobody actually read the book. With the internet all of the horrific "morals" have been picked out and are on display: incest, murder of family members, stoning of teenagers, sla ...


50 Simple Questions For Christians
 
2014-02-07 04:39:32 PM  
The broadcaster blamed pop star Katy Perry, who had previously released a Christian-themed album under her given name, Katy Hudson, for inspiring young people to abandon their faith.

Her breasts have tempted many a young man and woman.

static2.smackjuice.com
 
2014-02-07 05:16:50 PM  

wambu: The broadcaster blamed pop star Katy Perry, who had previously released a Christian-themed album under her given name, Katy Hudson, for inspiring young people to abandon their faith.

Her breasts have tempted many a young man and woman.

[static2.smackjuice.com image 615x340]


If my appreciation of that (or those, to be more specific) justify my eternity in Hell, then please reserve a window seat for me so I can enjoy the sights on the way down...
 
2014-02-07 06:24:50 PM  
They have never been responsible for anything close to "music" so at least they have this going for them...

/not sure who suxors more, da beatles or u2
 
2014-02-07 08:05:13 PM  
oi58.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-07 08:44:46 PM  

deniable_increlidibity: exparrot: Mell of a Hess:

I...I whuh...don't...caught sayof...mother of god.

Yes. Indeed. What is she doing? BAKING a lemon?


She can bake my lemon anytime, if you know what I mean.
 
2014-02-07 08:49:55 PM  

Rindred: deniable_increlidibity: exparrot: Mell of a Hess:

I...I whuh...don't...caught sayof...mother of god.

Yes. Indeed. What is she doing? BAKING a lemon?

She can squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg.


Be careful.  You might fall right out of bed.
 
2014-02-07 11:32:03 PM  

wambu: The broadcaster blamed pop star Katy Perry, who had previously released a Christian-themed album under her given name, Katy Hudson, for inspiring young people to abandon their faith.

Her breasts have tempted many a young man and woman.
img.fark.net


"Penis goes where?"
 
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