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(The Raw Story)   Did you know the Beatles were responsible for Katy Perry's satanic pagan twerking orgy? That's what the preacher man on the TV said, and a man of God would never stoop so low as to lie to us, would he?   (rawstory.com) divider line 91
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2014-02-07 08:15:26 AM  
Satanic pagan twerking orgy? I don't care about anything else any more. This is Awesome.
 
2014-02-07 08:27:28 AM  
Tell me more about how I can have this satanic twerking orgy with Katy Perry.
 
2014-02-07 08:47:23 AM  
I'm not much of a Beatles fan, but if it leads to a Katy Perry twerking video.....

/where's the video?
//where's the damn(ed) video
///Bring her to me
 
2014-02-07 09:03:11 AM  
GIS for "Katy Perry's satanic pagan twerking orgy" is very disappointing.
 
2014-02-07 09:16:18 AM  
A guy I work with was going on about the illuminati, Jay z, Beyoncé and Lady Gaga the other day. He said something at one point about Katy but I was too busy trying not to laugh at that point. I guess there are some you tube videos out there his wife found. The truth is out there or something like that
 
2014-02-07 09:26:47 AM  
Satanic pagan twer...

Tr0mBoNe: Satanic pagan twerking orgy? I don't care about anything else any more. This is Awesome.

Oh...

Tell me more about how...

Gulper Eel: Tell me more about how I can have this satanic twerking orgy with Katy Perry.

Dammit.

Ok, well, I'm not much of a Beatles fan, but...

Sniffers Row: I'm not much of a Beatles fan, but if it leads to a Katy Perry twerking video.....

/where's the video?
//where's the damn(ed) video
///Bring her to me

This is getting silly...

GIS for "Katy Perry's satanic pagan twerking orgy" is very disappointing.

sammyk: GIS for "Katy Perry's satanic pagan twerking orgy" is very disappointing.


Well, it seems you guys have it alllllll covered don't you?!


/Peter, you're on your own.
 
2014-02-07 09:27:25 AM  

Gulper Eel: Tell me more about how I can have this satanic twerking orgy with Katy Perry.


FAP?!?!?
 
2014-02-07 09:29:48 AM  
I thought Elvis started it with his lustful shaking of the hips and groin?
 
2014-02-07 09:31:33 AM  
Another entry in the Fark Big Book of awesome garage-band names.
 
2014-02-07 09:32:57 AM  

Sniffers Row: I'm not much of a Beatles fan, but if it leads to a Katy Perry twerking video.....

/where's the video?
//where's the damn(ed) video
///Bring her to me


http://www.vibe.com/article/watch-katy-perry-and-juicy-j-perform-dar k- horse-2014-grammys

There ya go, link goes to video of her Grammy's performance.
 
2014-02-07 09:33:23 AM  
I don't know what bizarre alternate reality these people live in, but it certainly sounds more interesting than our own.
 
2014-02-07 09:34:13 AM  
What's the lie supposed to be?  That there was a satanic orgy with Katy Perry, or that the Beatles were responsible?
 
2014-02-07 09:37:01 AM  
WTF did I just read?
 
2014-02-07 09:38:13 AM  
FTFA: "Katy Perry and all her friends, apostates from faith, they move gradually out of the Christian faith and into a secular, demonic approach to things and they move out of the Christian - this is how you get from a 55 percent church attendance ratio for the Silent Generation to 18 percent for the Millennial Generation down to 4 percent in the year 2025," Swanson said.

Yay! Best news I've heard all week.
 
2014-02-07 09:40:20 AM  
FTFA: this is how you get from a 55 percent church attendance ratio for the Silent Generation to 18 percent for the Millennial Generation down to 4 percent in the year 2025," Swanson said.

Twerking, it's bad for business.

JC
 
2014-02-07 09:41:37 AM  
I don't know about all that stuff about the Beatles, but "satanic pagan twerking orgy " is a great band name!
\ Or it would at least get people to the show.
 
2014-02-07 09:42:04 AM  

Farking Canuck: FTFA: "Katy Perry and all her friends, apostates from faith, they move gradually out of the Christian faith and into a secular, demonic approach to things and they move out of the Christian - this is how you get from a 55 percent church attendance ratio for the Silent Generation to 18 percent for the Millennial Generation down to 4 percent in the year 2025," Swanson said.

Yay! Best news I've heard all week.


Maybe they'd get more people in the pews if Mary Magdalene hosted a twerking orgy.
 
2014-02-07 09:42:10 AM  

Farking Canuck: FTFA: "Katy Perry and all her friends, apostates from faith, they move gradually out of the Christian faith and into a secular, demonic approach to things and they move out of the Christian - this is how you get from a 55 percent church attendance ratio for the Silent Generation to 18 percent for the Millennial Generation down to 4 percent in the year 2025," Swanson said.

Yay! Best news I've heard all week.


I guess I'm in the 4%.
 
2014-02-07 09:42:22 AM  
This is the same asshole who said buying Girl Scout Cookies supported abortion.  Let me know when this guy says something we're not expecting him to say.
 
2014-02-07 09:42:51 AM  

DeadMouseTails: http://www.vibe.com/article/watch-katy-perry-and-juicy-j-perform-dar k- horse-2014-grammys

There ya go, link goes to video of her Grammy's performance.


What's he complaining about? I mean, they burned her at the stake at the end and everything.
 
2014-02-07 09:43:53 AM  
well if Jesus hadn't upset the Roman Empire status quo the Beatles wouldn't have ever gotten together so this is really His fault.
 
2014-02-07 09:45:31 AM  
"The 2014 Grammy celebration was a celebration of fornication, twerking, stripping (and) satanic rituals topped off with about 34 [inaudible] weddings conducted by a lesbian with music provided by Madonna, so yeah, the homosexuals getting married and the tradition of the Caesar Nero, was basically a pagan, satanic orgy."

Pick one. It can be pagan, or it can be Satanic, but it can't be both, because Satan is a Christian deity.
 
2014-02-07 09:49:32 AM  
It's not a lie if he's crazy.
 
2014-02-07 09:50:10 AM  
i1.ytimg.com

Pres. Bartlett :CJ  Katie Perry didn't twerk because she likes Satanic gay weddings with music by Madonna.  You know why she twerked CJ?

CJ: Because the Beatles were on Ed Sullivan

Pres. Bartlett: Go figure

/yes i know it wasn't KP twerking.
 
2014-02-07 09:52:26 AM  
♪ Preacher man talkin' on TV
Puttin' down the rock and roll
Wants me to send a donation
'Cause he's worried about my soul... ♪
 
2014-02-07 09:52:54 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: Satanic pagan twerking orgy? I don't care about anything else any more. This is Awesome.


Where do I sign up? And do I first have to grease up?
 
2014-02-07 09:53:00 AM  

DeadMouseTails: Sniffers Row: I'm not much of a Beatles fan, but if it leads to a Katy Perry twerking video.....

/where's the video?
//where's the damn(ed) video
///Bring her to me

http://www.vibe.com/article/watch-katy-perry-and-juicy-j-perform-dar k- horse-2014-grammys

There ya go, link goes to video of her Grammy's performance.


That was...  actually kind of stupid.

Her in the ball at the start was off-putting.  The strobes were ridiculous.  The rapping was awful.  And the song was really uninspired.

Oh, and where was the twerking?  I didn't see any.

Her dress was cool, though.  And the set was kind of nice.
 
2014-02-07 09:53:00 AM  

Farking Canuck: FTFA: "Katy Perry and all her friends, apostates from faith, they move gradually out of the Christian faith and into a secular, demonic approach to things and they move out of the Christian - this is how you get from a 55 percent church attendance ratio for the Silent Generation to 18 percent for the Millennial Generation down to 4 percent in the year 2025," Swanson said.

Yay! Best news I've heard all week.


Does this mean we could finally be done with this Jesus crap in my lifetime!?  I'm going to start working out and eating better.  THAT is something worth living for.

/either that or he is at bad at math as he is at pop culture references
 
2014-02-07 09:54:45 AM  

Facetious_Speciest: "The 2014 Grammy celebration was a celebration of fornication, twerking, stripping (and) satanic rituals topped off with about 34 [inaudible] weddings conducted by a lesbian with music provided by Madonna, so yeah, the homosexuals getting married and the tradition of the Caesar Nero, was basically a pagan, satanic orgy."

Pick one. It can be pagan, or it can be Satanic, but it can't be both, because Satan is a Christian deity.


The other white meat?
 
2014-02-07 09:55:40 AM  
My ex would finger my apostate now and then.
 
2014-02-07 09:55:43 AM  

Farking Canuck: FTFA: "Katy Perry and all her friends, apostates from faith, they move gradually out of the Christian faith and into a secular, demonic approach to things and they move out of the Christian - this is how you get from a 55 percent church attendance ratio for the Silent Generation to 18 percent for the Millennial Generation down to 4 percent in the year 2025," Swanson said.

Yay! Best news I've heard all week.


Yep.  If only it really drops that much, that would be amazing.
 
2014-02-07 10:08:18 AM  
Well, if Beatles were the cause of that, wtf did the Stones do when they arrived. I mean they were never that interested in just holding some girl's hand, they had other things in mind.

/ Saw the Beatle's Ed Sullivan Show performance as a kid.  Was not entertained.  Didn't get invited to the orgy, either.       // If I had been invited, I would have stolen and brought my mom's bottle of Mazola oil.
 
2014-02-07 10:08:21 AM  

JoeCowboy: FTFA: this is how you get from a 55 percent church attendance ratio for the Silent Generation to 18 percent for the Millennial Generation down to 4 percent in the year 2025," Swanson said.

Twerking, it's bad for business.

JC


The best thing about this post is the "JC" at the bottom makes me think it was written by Jesus.
 
2014-02-07 10:09:11 AM  
People are memorializing the 50th anniversary of the Beatles coming to America because it supposedly led to a revolution in morals, mores, etc.  This guy is agreeing with that...he's just saying it's bad.

He is crazy, but I don't see how he is a liar.
 
2014-02-07 10:12:06 AM  

Valiente: Tr0mBoNe: Satanic pagan twerking orgy? I don't care about anything else any more. This is Awesome.

Where do I sign up? And do I first have to grease up?


If you have to ask that question, the invitation is revoked!  Unless, you know Lesbian Satan and bring her with.
 
2014-02-07 10:16:10 AM  

DeadMouseTails: Sniffers Row: I'm not much of a Beatles fan, but if it leads to a Katy Perry twerking video.....

/where's the video?
//where's the damn(ed) video
///Bring her to me

http://www.vibe.com/article/watch-katy-perry-and-juicy-j-perform-dar k- horse-2014-grammys

There ya go, link goes to video of her Grammy's performance.


I failed to see any twerking or orgy-ing in that video, and believe me, I was looking for both.
 
2014-02-07 10:18:07 AM  

Facetious_Speciest: "The 2014 Grammy celebration was a celebration of fornication, twerking, stripping (and) satanic rituals topped off with about 34 [inaudible] weddings conducted by a lesbian with music provided by Madonna, so yeah, the homosexuals getting married and the tradition of the Caesar Nero, was basically a pagan, satanic orgy."

Pick one. It can be pagan, or it can be Satanic, but it can't be both, because Satan is a Christian deity.


I came here to ask if anyone else was bothered by that contradiction.  Glad to see I'm not the only one with that nit-pick.

I guess it's kinda how like Obama is an atheist Muslim.
 
2014-02-07 10:20:24 AM  
thecrat.com
 
2014-02-07 10:20:53 AM  
It is now one of my goals in life to someday be responsible for a Katy Perry satanic pagan twerking orgy.

(morally or full production credit, either way)
 
2014-02-07 10:21:35 AM  

mutterfark: ♪ Preacher man talkin' on TV
Puttin' down the rock and roll
Wants me to send a donation
'Cause he's worried about my soul... ♪


Do you believe in God
cos that's what I'm selling
and if you wanna get to heaven
I'll see you right
 
2014-02-07 10:25:07 AM  

neversubmit: It's not a lie if he's crazy.


He's not a man of God if he's lying.  He is likely lying about his authority as well.
 
2014-02-07 10:31:15 AM  

zimbomba63: Valiente: Tr0mBoNe: Satanic pagan twerking orgy? I don't care about anything else any more. This is Awesome.

Where do I sign up? And do I first have to grease up?

If you have to ask that question, the invitation is revoked!  Unless, you know Lesbian Satan and bring her with.


Sounds like a date! Her nickname is "Peggy".

dimpost.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-07 10:32:07 AM  
FTFA- "They had to! They had to start there, friends. They had to work out the first bars of 'Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On' on the church piano at Saint Peter's Anglican Church."

And they had a TARDIS big enough to move everything back to the American South and write it under different names years before the Beatles were ever formed.

/rolls eyes, puts on Revolver
 
2014-02-07 10:35:37 AM  
Thanks, Beatles!  Now, could you make her a rocker and not a Pop Star?  We need more of the first and less none of the second.
 
2014-02-07 10:36:52 AM  

lack of warmth: neversubmit: It's not a lie if he's crazy.

He's not a man of God if he's lying.  He is likely lying about his authority as well.


No True Man of God?
 
2014-02-07 10:37:42 AM  

milkyshirt: The best thing about this post is the "JC" at the bottom makes me think it was written by Jesus.


Are you Steinbeck's ghost's alt?
 
2014-02-07 10:47:39 AM  

Valiente: zimbomba63: Valiente: Tr0mBoNe: Satanic pagan twerking orgy? I don't care about anything else any more. This is Awesome.

Where do I sign up? And do I first have to grease up?

If you have to ask that question, the invitation is revoked!  Unless, you know Lesbian Satan and bring her with.

Sounds like a date! Her nickname is "Peggy".

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Looks more like, "Satan was a Hipster".  Which, of course, was even worse.
 
2014-02-07 10:55:48 AM  

mutterfark: ♪ Preacher man talkin' on TV
Puttin' down the rock and roll
Wants me to send a donation
'Cause he's worried about my soul... ♪




Well now a couple hours past, and I was sitting in my house
The day was winding down and coming to an end
And so I turned on the TV, and flipped it over to the news
And what I saw I almost couldn't comprehend
I saw a preacher man in cuffs, he'd taken money from the church
He'd stuffed his bank account with righteous dollar bills
But even still I can't say much because I know we're all the same
Oh yes we all seek out to satisfy those thrills
 
2014-02-07 10:56:29 AM  
Yeah, "all you need is love" sounds real satanic.

I don't want to spoil the party but you need help nowhere man.
 
2014-02-07 10:57:20 AM  
I have got to get into the god business, it seems like it would be a blast to preach crap at the ignorant and take their money.  You'd have to make it a game, like this guy does.  Let's see, we'll need a hotty, and a cultural icon.  Let's go with Perry and the Stones...no, the Rolling Stones are too obvious, let's go with the beatles.
 
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