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(New York Daily News)   Bank of America sends credit card offer to 'Lisa Is A Slut McIntire', then acknowledges their error and sends credit card offer to 'Lisa Is Not A Slut McIntire'   (nydailynews.com) divider line 113
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2014-02-07 11:26:19 AM
Maybe she is a slut?  She did leave her zip+4 on the picture for all the world to know where she lives.
 
2014-02-07 11:27:57 AM
She actually does look kinda slutty, like your standard sportf*cking chick from 10 years ago.
This also aligns with the timeframe in TFA. Hmmm.

lisamcintire.com
 
2014-02-07 11:31:07 AM
Lisa is a slut.
BofA is a dunce.
They both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades.

/got nothin'
//perhaps I'll die
 
2014-02-07 11:35:49 AM
This made me LAUGH:

"So it's possible that I've been sluttin' it up in a honor society's database for almost 10 years," McIntire wrote.
 
2014-02-07 11:43:13 AM
Santos L. Halper
 
2014-02-07 11:44:25 AM
Lots of girls have that phase.
 
2014-02-07 11:49:59 AM
So THAT was Lisa's last name.

l.yimg.com
 
2014-02-07 11:50:25 AM
I dunno maybe it's because I am a guy but I would have got the card and used it with pride.

The "WTF" look from people who actually check would be priceless.
 
2014-02-07 11:51:38 AM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Is she single? What's her number?


Try 867-5309. If that biatch Jenny answers, try 634-5789.
 
2014-02-07 11:54:55 AM

aevorea: I also knew of at least one tech who kept notepad open and would record the names and addresses of truly dickish customers and sign them up for free trial subscriptions to embarrassing magazines.


I've has to renew a few times but I'm still getting those subscriptions.  Sometimes they are delivered to the neighbors house but I tell them that I work with polymers and that is why I read so many publications about latex
 
2014-02-07 11:54:59 AM
"They haven't been able to pinpoint how 'Is A Slut' became my middle name, but they're still investigating."

Probably happened the day after she turned down a date with that guy in BofA IT.
 
2014-02-07 11:59:44 AM

Stephen_Falken: She actually does look kinda slutty, like your standard sportf*cking chick from 10 years ago.
This also aligns with the timeframe in TFA. Hmmm.


images.thehollywoodgossip.com
 
2014-02-07 12:01:14 PM
FTA: "I don't know what is going on, but having my mom receive mail addressed to 'Lisa Is A Slut McIntire' is wildly not acceptable," she tweeted on Thursday.

The freelance California writer immediately looped in Bank of America and the Golden Key International Honour Society which appeared to be partnering with the bank on the offer.

No wonder she turned to sluttin'!
 
2014-02-07 12:04:31 PM
I wonder if that's why she needs braces.
 
2014-02-07 12:07:11 PM
That's what you get for paying data entry techs minimum wage in tiny sweatshop offices.
 
2014-02-07 12:07:44 PM

Wrath of Heaven: Read that as "Lisa is a Slut Machine"


Me too. In fact when I read your comment I had to scroll and up and figure out why it wasn't Machine, which took me a few seconds. It's weird that our brains play similar weird tricks on each of us.
 
2014-02-07 12:08:20 PM
I would like to meet this Lisa.
 
2014-02-07 12:09:16 PM
It could've been worse.  They could have sent: "Lisa looks fat in every dress McIntire".
 
2014-02-07 12:12:44 PM

Anastacya: And this is why you need to sanitize the inputs for the name fields.


imgs.xkcd.com
 
2014-02-07 12:13:15 PM

Wrath of Heaven: Read that as "Lisa is a Slut Machine"


And she won't work for nobody but you
Oo-oo-oo-ooo-yeahhhh
 
2014-02-07 12:18:18 PM

Pangit: FTFA: "Hi  . My mom opened this credit card offer addressed to "Lisa Is A Slut McIntire."

If your mom is opening mail on your behalf for you, especially financial services mails, you have a bigger problem than being a slut.


And this is where we all ask, what's her Fark name.
 
2014-02-07 12:20:46 PM
Hope this helps....

www.xojane.co.uk
 
2014-02-07 12:22:06 PM

Victoly: Anastacya: And this is why you need to sanitize the inputs for the name fields.

[imgs.xkcd.com image 666x205]


Haha, I thought about posting that one too, but I decided to let someone else handle that one. :)

/oblig
 
2014-02-07 12:29:09 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: This is not a surprise

/CSB Time

Back in 1997 I was living with a couple of friends and we got one of those random shopper surveys that get delivered in the mail. We filled it out with the name Buck Knuckler and started receiving all sorts of offers within months for credit cards and even phone calls for Buck. To this day it would not surprise me if he is still getting mail there.


If you want to try an interesting experiment, next time you sign up for something, misspell your name in a distinctive way.  Then watch as all the junk mail rolls in with that same misspelling.
 
2014-02-07 12:29:30 PM
 
2014-02-07 12:29:59 PM
All Lisas are sluts, but less so than Debbies.
 
2014-02-07 12:30:38 PM

aevorea: Anastacya: Wrath of Heaven: Read that as "Lisa is a Slut Machine"

Me too.

And this is why you need to sanitize the inputs for the name fields. Or make it so that only certain people are able to correct them. I know that when I worked for Charter One many moons ago, those fields were locked. Sure, it defeats the purpose if the prankster (or asshole, in this case)  is one of the higher-ups, but being forced to submit something like that for approval and/or having a software flag for certain word combinations would have prevented this in the first place.

That was a big issue at the ISP call center where I briefly worked at several years ago. The middle name field didn't appear on customer statements so the technicians or account services employees would type in comments describing the customer's demeanor. I also knew of at least one tech who kept notepad open and would record the names and addresses of truly dickish customers and sign them up for free trial subscriptions to embarrassing magazines.

I'm truly grateful I was among those who was laid-off when the company down-sized. Yes, it resulted in me being unemployed for fifteen months during the height of the economic crisis, but it also saved me from any further potentially illegal activities that upper management was doing.

/the stories I could tell of that place ...
//and the potential lawsuits that place set itself up for ...


Looks like something like that happened here

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-07 12:36:47 PM

Banned on the Run: Random Anonymous Blackmail: This is not a surprise

/CSB Time

Back in 1997 I was living with a couple of friends and we got one of those random shopper surveys that get delivered in the mail. We filled it out with the name Buck Knuckler and started receiving all sorts of offers within months for credit cards and even phone calls for Buck. To this day it would not surprise me if he is still getting mail there.

If you want to try an interesting experiment, next time you sign up for something, misspell your name in a distinctive way.  Then watch as all the junk mail rolls in with that same misspelling.


I deliberately mispelled my street name for the phone book.
I can tell who got my address from there.
 
2014-02-07 12:49:01 PM

Banned on the Run: Random Anonymous Blackmail: This is not a surprise

/CSB Time

Back in 1997 I was living with a couple of friends and we got one of those random shopper surveys that get delivered in the mail. We filled it out with the name Buck Knuckler and started receiving all sorts of offers within months for credit cards and even phone calls for Buck. To this day it would not surprise me if he is still getting mail there.

If you want to try an interesting experiment, next time you sign up for something, misspell your name in a distinctive way.  Then watch as all the junk mail rolls in with that same misspelling.


I always do this.... problem is done it so many times forget which fake name us from where.

Post Office lady probably wonders why so many people with strange names live in one small house.

About a decade or so ago... the office joined together to send as many "internet freebies" asas we could to one of our coworkers as a joke. Each of us taking a different mispelling of his name. Wally. Someone picked Wooly and sent off for a free copy of book of Mormon not knowing that it would be hand delivered.

Wally had a surprise one day when he opened his door andheard "Hello, are you Wooly, wmy name is eldar xxxxx we have brought you your book of Mormonyou requested."

He actually got some pretty neat stuff from our free-crap bombardment.

Mugs, t shirts.

He was less impressed with the panties sent to Walsey.
 
2014-02-07 12:51:41 PM

Radak: Nice of them to black out the street address, yet leave the ZIP+4, which is enough information to find the street address.


That one.
 
2014-02-07 01:00:45 PM

ransack.: Radak: Nice of them to black out the street address, yet leave the ZIP+4, which is enough information to find the street address.

That's actually more information than the street address. It designates a specific apartment inside a building, for example.


Well, sometimes. Most of the time, it designates a range of addresses on a street, and in the case of apartment/business complexes, a range of apartments/suites/whatever. Apartments sometimes even get three: one for the street address, another for the complex, and a third for the range of mailboxes that apartment is part of.  It's fairly rare that a Z+4 can be traced back to a single specific location, though. Not impossible, just rare.

All that said, though, it's still not bright to post it, since you're narrowing your location down to a handful of addresses.
 
2014-02-07 01:25:06 PM
When I first saw this, I thought it read "Lisa Is A Slut Machine" and then I thought, "it's SLOT machine, you morons."
 
2014-02-07 01:25:58 PM
lisa is a slut machine
and she won't work for nobody but you
 
2014-02-07 01:27:35 PM
IS that Cherry 2000's real name?
 
2014-02-07 01:28:09 PM

vudukungfu: Banned on the Run: Random Anonymous Blackmail: This is not a surprise

/CSB Time

Back in 1997 I was living with a couple of friends and we got one of those random shopper surveys that get delivered in the mail. We filled it out with the name Buck Knuckler and started receiving all sorts of offers within months for credit cards and even phone calls for Buck. To this day it would not surprise me if he is still getting mail there.

If you want to try an interesting experiment, next time you sign up for something, misspell your name in a distinctive way.  Then watch as all the junk mail rolls in with that same misspelling.

I deliberately mispelled my street name for the phone book.
I can tell who got my address from there.


I make use of the "Address Line 2" field on forms for this sort of tracking purpose.

I regularly get all sorts of crap addressed to

My Name
STEVE JOBS IS A DILDO
123 My Street
Mytown, MY 00000
 
2014-02-07 01:30:03 PM

altside: lisa is a slut machine
and she won't work for nobody but you


....."oooooooOOOOOOOOOYEAH!!!!"

img.fark.net

Oh, wait.  Now I'm all confused...
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-07 01:30:13 PM
It took me LESS than 3 minutes to find the exact address. Posting that zip+4  (or even the town) was REALLY stuuuuuuuuuupid.
Some people need the "internets" thing 'splained to them.

So much facepalm.
 
2014-02-07 01:37:40 PM
Lisa is not a slut, she is just very outgoing and makes friends easily.

//lude
 
2014-02-07 01:39:44 PM

Cheron: aevorea: I also knew of at least one tech who kept notepad open and would record the names and addresses of truly dickish customers and sign them up for free trial subscriptions to embarrassing magazines.

I've has to renew a few times but I'm still getting those subscriptions.  Sometimes they are delivered to the neighbors house but I tell them that I work with polymers and that is why I read so many publications about latex



we did something like that to a college friend. I used to print junkmail in college and we had a seed file that was inserted on every job we ran. We put his name on the seed file and he got bags of mail from then on. We took it off after about 5 months. But it was fun going to his place and seeing all the bags and bins of mail.

But her middle name is the same as my Ex girlfriend.....weird
 
2014-02-07 01:50:08 PM
I was really hoping the correcting themselves and instead sending it to "Lisa Is Not A Slut McIntire" was also true, but alas.
 
2014-02-07 02:32:47 PM

Diogenes: The inappropriately addressed letter is the second to make news since last month.

In January, a Chicago couple who lost their 17-year-old daughter in a car crash received a piece of mail from OfficeMax addressed to Mike Seay, "Daughter Killed in Car Crash."

OfficeMax, which is based in Naperville, Ill., blamed a "third-party mailing list provider" for the insensitive mix-up.

I think their manual data entry people are Farking while inputting.


You'd probably drink a lot on the job if you had that job too!
 
2014-02-07 03:29:04 PM

InterruptingQuirk: I used to have a .flv which showcased the kind of data mining world we are entering in to.


'Data Mining' huh?

Guy called up for a pizza to be delivered.

I may have seen this .flv...

Had additional charges added based on health report, etc.

Your post ended like this thread.
 
2014-02-07 03:31:15 PM

vudukungfu: I'm confuesed. Is Lisa McIntyre a slut or is Lisa McIntyre not a slut?


We'll need to know if she used her credit card to pay for her birth control pills.  Yes = SLUT.
 
2014-02-07 03:34:05 PM

Havokmon: InterruptingQuirk: I used to have a .flv which showcased the kind of data mining world we are entering in to.

'Data Mining' huh?

Guy called up for a pizza to be delivered.

I may have seen this .flv...

Had additional charges added based on health report, etc.

Your post ended like this thread.


Couldn't remember the rest. You could see the order takers screen, it was mostly blue, like you had the POV of the person taking the order and you could hear both persons talking.

I was hoping somebody had a name and/or a Youtube link.
 
2014-02-07 03:37:42 PM

InterruptingQuirk: Havokmon: InterruptingQuirk: I used to have a .flv which showcased the kind of data mining world we are entering in to.

'Data Mining' huh?

Guy called up for a pizza to be delivered.

I may have seen this .flv...

Had additional charges added based on health report, etc.

Your post ended like this thread.

Couldn't remember the rest. You could see the order takers screen, it was mostly blue, like you had the POV of the person taking the order and you could hear both persons talking.

I was hoping somebody had a name and/or a Youtube link.


*FP* Apparently I'm too subtle.  IMHO, this is a "Lisa is a Slut Machine" thread, that is clearly not delivering.
 
2014-02-07 03:51:52 PM
I get a fair amount of junk mail addressed to Mr. Nathan P. Hole - which could be my actual name if I write sloppy and you squint just right as you try to decipher it.
 
2014-02-07 04:13:08 PM
InterruptingQuirk:

[img.fark.net image 600x404]

As much as I hate to say this, bro, I think that 3rd one is coming down.

Kind of looks like an ex GF of mine, though.
 
2014-02-07 04:29:23 PM
She is NOT shamed . . .
 
2014-02-07 04:36:26 PM

DoBeDoBeDo: Journalism is failing anymore.


Journalism is failing any longer.

FTFY
 
2014-02-07 04:59:17 PM

Dr Jack Badofsky: I wonder if that's why she needs braces.


Dental plan.
 
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