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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   Man charges at police with scissors while stating "I win. I am stronger than you." Officers make the mistake of responding with a Taser rather than rocks   (ramblingbeachcat.com) divider line 22
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2014-02-07 06:49:54 AM
Scissors cut paper, rock breaks scissors, taser tases rock.
 
2014-02-07 06:55:04 AM
But what about Spock and the lizard?
 
2014-02-07 06:56:38 AM
I'm surprised at how good the police were in that situation.
 
2014-02-07 06:58:18 AM

CivicMindedFive: I'm surprised at how good the police were in that situation.


you used 'good' and 'police' in the same sentence. Meth?
 
2014-02-07 07:11:33 AM
I have some cheese in my fridge that's stronger than him...
 
2014-02-07 07:13:33 AM
That was one of the worst blogs I've ever partially read.
 
2014-02-07 07:15:51 AM
Just another round of rock, taser, scissors, God, marijuana.
 
2014-02-07 07:18:14 AM
what a funny little website
 
2014-02-07 07:19:59 AM
Police didn't use pen missle?

Or at least tigerhand?
 
2014-02-07 07:26:26 AM

CivicMindedFive: I'm surprised at how good the police were in that situation.


Guy charges in a confined space with a pair of scissors?

I would have been ok if they shot him.
 
2014-02-07 07:27:52 AM

MythDragon: Police didn't use pen missle?

Or at least tigerhand?


They should have used the pen missile, because everyone knows the pen is mightier
 
2014-02-07 07:33:52 AM
dnrta/blog whatever.

+1 internets subby I lol'd
 
2014-02-07 07:36:46 AM
Lizard and Spock unavailable for comment.
 
2014-02-07 07:37:41 AM
Rock paper scissors lizard cop?
 
2014-02-07 07:40:56 AM
Bless your heart, Nick Nafpliotis. You're trying so hard!
 
2014-02-07 07:43:04 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-02-07 07:49:44 AM
This kid is going to be a frat president one day.
 
2014-02-07 08:45:21 AM
And that's why you don't run with scissors.
 
2014-02-07 08:51:03 AM

Mad Scientist: But what about Spock and the lizard?


You want to play Spock against scissors; lizard is decapitated by scissors...
 
2014-02-07 09:09:26 AM

FirstNationalBastard: MythDragon: Police didn't use pen missle?

Or at least tigerhand?

They should have used the pen missile, because everyone knows the pen is mightier


That's why I tried to invent an album cover.
Failing to do so is my greatest regret.
 
2014-02-07 09:57:55 AM
Rock is good against scissors.

pleatedjeans.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-07 05:51:33 PM

ifky: [upload.wikimedia.org image 314x317]


Darn you beat me to it.  Oh well, you get a vote anyway.
 
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