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(KIRO TV)   You never had a female math teacher, let alone a hottie that wants to extrapolate your outlying segments   (kirotv.com) divider line 23
    More: Dumbass, sexual contact, child rape, market segment, Lincoln High  
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2014-02-07 04:20:42 AM  
6 votes:

CruiserTwelve: I had a female math teacher in high school. Her name was Sister Mary Francine.


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2014-02-06 08:46:50 PM  
4 votes:
You never had a female

I've had more females than males.
2014-02-07 09:33:19 AM  
3 votes:
I don't understand the poutrage. I had sex with my math, science, English and art teacher and I turned out ok.

/homeschooled.
2014-02-06 11:29:59 PM  
3 votes:
My math teacher was also my tutor and I jack off to her and the dance teacher double teaming me to this day. Often.
2014-02-07 07:03:55 AM  
2 votes:

CruiserTwelve: I had a female math teacher in high school. Her name was Sister Mary Francine Elephant..


/obscure
2014-02-07 06:56:04 AM  
2 votes:

PC LOAD LETTER: My math teacher was also my tutor and I jack off to her and the dance teacher double teaming me to this day. Often.



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2014-02-07 03:38:03 AM  
2 votes:

powhound: She will need to be interviewed more closely to determine the characteristics of B and v.


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2014-02-07 10:42:05 AM  
1 votes:

RobSeace: HawgWild: I had a hot chemistry teacher. Chemistry is a kind of math ...


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2014-02-07 09:14:45 AM  
1 votes:

HawgWild: I had a hot chemistry teacher. Chemistry is a kind of math ...


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log_jammin: I would argue that a 16 year old isn't an adult.


Then, maybe we shouldn't let the little bastards have full control of fast-moving multi-ton death machines, either... Treating them as responsible enough to handle a very dangerous task like driving, while still considering them too irresponsible and immature to handle a much less deadly act like farking, is just schizophrenic...
2014-02-07 08:57:18 AM  
1 votes:
I had a smoking hot female math teacher. Had a hot German language teacher too.

Millions of "troops" died because of them.
2014-02-07 08:19:54 AM  
1 votes:
So, uh, how many times did 16 go into 24?
2014-02-07 07:56:39 AM  
1 votes:
Thanks for making me remember my smoking hot math teacher from college, Subby.

I would have integrated myself into that all day.
2014-02-07 06:52:39 AM  
1 votes:
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2014-02-07 06:37:24 AM  
1 votes:
High school boys banging this 24 y/o? child rape? Really?  C'mon man.

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2014-02-07 06:13:13 AM  
1 votes:

acad1228: My seventh and eighth grade math teacher was my ideal type of woman. She was a BBW with gigantic breasts, long flowing dark brown hair and incredably beautiful. I always hoped she would teach me more that algebra, but alas, she insisted that for my ninth grade year, I be placed in the advanced high school calculus program. I never saw her again.
Where did you go, Mrs. Thompson?


To Jenny Craig
2014-02-07 05:05:32 AM  
1 votes:
I had a hot nun (true story) in an English lit class in my freshman year of college.  She was just a student in the class like me.  She knew me from the church where I got my confirmation 3 years before (it's a Catholic thing, supposed to make you better than all the rest of the decrepit bastards).  I porked her for a few months until the semester was over and then took of the Ocean City Maryland for summer work.

I liked it and she liked it.

I found out 2 years later that she left the left the nunhood and became a professional stripper in NYC.  To this day, I'm not sure that what I did was a good thing or a bad thing.
2014-02-07 04:15:09 AM  
1 votes:
I had a female math teacher in high school. Her name was Sister Mary Francine.
2014-02-07 04:14:25 AM  
1 votes:
The school stated the victims will receive counseling....

Tearful "Why oh why did somoene have to rat her out" crying, sobbing
2014-02-07 03:58:52 AM  
1 votes:
Whatever. I had a substitute English TA who helped me conjugate some irregular verbs. In my mother tongue.
2014-02-07 03:44:23 AM  
1 votes:
The only teacher I would have been interested in boinking in high school was my math teacher. Many kittens have died on her account. *sigh*
2014-02-07 03:32:29 AM  
1 votes:

Enigmamf: powhound: She should have rationalized her behavior long before dividing by increasingly shrinking values.

/math teacher
//need to extrapolate another drink

What really matters is whether her behavior was shrinking faster than her values as her values approached zero. Clearly not, or there wouldn't have been a problem.


She will need to be interviewed more closely to determine the characteristics of B and v.
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2014-02-07 01:37:00 AM  
1 votes:

Fubini: dletter: Honestly though... they probably should make it so you have to be at least 30 to teach in high school.... not that it would stop all of these cases, but, 24 isn't really THAT far away from 16-18 year olds that this should be shocking at all.  Especially if she isn't married or in a relationship.

So 24 year old women are so sex-crazed that they're unable to refrain from boinking 16-18 year olds? You're a classy person.

I'm pretty sure that 99.99% of women who graduate from college and start teaching at the age of 22-23 somehow avoid sexing up their students.


And pretty much every country but Saudi Arabia and America have better things to do than worry about 00.01% of very young teachers having sex. 24/16 was common even in America up till recently. Meanwhile, Rebulicans are still trying to fight Democrats and both parties sacrifice the poor for lobbyist money in the retarded war on drugs. We have real problems. This? It can be settled privately.
2014-02-06 08:36:34 PM  
1 votes:
You never had a female math teacher,

I've had more female math teachers than male math teachers.
 
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