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(KIRO TV)   You never had a female math teacher, let alone a hottie that wants to extrapolate your outlying segments   (kirotv.com) divider line 32
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2014-02-07 01:37:00 AM  
4 votes:

Fubini: dletter: Honestly though... they probably should make it so you have to be at least 30 to teach in high school.... not that it would stop all of these cases, but, 24 isn't really THAT far away from 16-18 year olds that this should be shocking at all.  Especially if she isn't married or in a relationship.

So 24 year old women are so sex-crazed that they're unable to refrain from boinking 16-18 year olds? You're a classy person.

I'm pretty sure that 99.99% of women who graduate from college and start teaching at the age of 22-23 somehow avoid sexing up their students.


And pretty much every country but Saudi Arabia and America have better things to do than worry about 00.01% of very young teachers having sex. 24/16 was common even in America up till recently. Meanwhile, Rebulicans are still trying to fight Democrats and both parties sacrifice the poor for lobbyist money in the retarded war on drugs. We have real problems. This? It can be settled privately.
2014-02-06 11:33:33 PM  
4 votes:
Honestly though... they probably should make it so you have to be at least 30 to teach in high school.... not that it would stop all of these cases, but, 24 isn't really THAT far away from 16-18 year olds that this should be shocking at all.  Especially if she isn't married or in a relationship.
2014-02-07 06:37:24 AM  
3 votes:
High school boys banging this 24 y/o? child rape? Really?  C'mon man.

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2014-02-07 10:42:05 AM  
2 votes:

RobSeace: HawgWild: I had a hot chemistry teacher. Chemistry is a kind of math ...


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2014-02-07 09:14:45 AM  
2 votes:

HawgWild: I had a hot chemistry teacher. Chemistry is a kind of math ...


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log_jammin: I would argue that a 16 year old isn't an adult.


Then, maybe we shouldn't let the little bastards have full control of fast-moving multi-ton death machines, either... Treating them as responsible enough to handle a very dangerous task like driving, while still considering them too irresponsible and immature to handle a much less deadly act like farking, is just schizophrenic...
2014-02-07 07:25:50 AM  
2 votes:
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Subby might want to re-evaluate his definition of "hot math teacher"
2014-02-07 03:28:38 AM  
2 votes:

doglover: Fubini: dletter: Honestly though... they probably should make it so you have to be at least 30 to teach in high school.... not that it would stop all of these cases, but, 24 isn't really THAT far away from 16-18 year olds that this should be shocking at all.  Especially if she isn't married or in a relationship.

So 24 year old women are so sex-crazed that they're unable to refrain from boinking 16-18 year olds? You're a classy person.

I'm pretty sure that 99.99% of women who graduate from college and start teaching at the age of 22-23 somehow avoid sexing up their students.

And pretty much every country but Saudi Arabia and America have better things to do than worry about 00.01% of very young teachers having sex. 24/16 was common even in America up till recently. Meanwhile, Rebulicans are still trying to fight Democrats and both parties sacrifice the poor for lobbyist money in the retarded war on drugs. We have real problems. This? It can be settled privately.


They should just ditch the special laws for teachers.  Let them play by the normal ages of consent.  Sexing a student up may make sense as a career ending mistake and the employment contracts should be written as such, but i'm not sure you need a long prison sentence when if you did the same shiat with the neighbor's daughter it be entirely legal though.
2014-02-07 03:26:51 AM  
2 votes:

log_jammin: doglover: 24/16 was common even in America up till recently.

so was child labor, slavery, blaming rape victims for being raped, and not allowing women to vote.



So was dumping resources into mindlessly wasteful prosecution of minor issues while major problems strained society to breaking.

Here's a few choice issues that weren't properly addressed in a timely fashion:

3.bp.blogspot.com

lh4.googleusercontent.com

tokesignals.com

farrit.lili.org

This is not the past so much as the SOP of the American government. Shake the shiny keys of the small shiat and hope the peasants don't notice the big problems. The internet's not actually helping as much as it could. It's actually just making it easier to get bogged down in minutia. Similar issues exist today. The for profit prison system, the banks, the failed "war on drugs" that's still ruining lives, healtcare, poverty... There's actual social issues we should all be dealing with RIGHT NOW.

Instead, every other day, it's countless resources going to stories likes this: tiny problems made giant because ZOMG YOUNG PEOPLE LIKE SEX! or ZOMG PIT BULLS! or ZOMG LOOKING AT CIGARETTES CAUSES EYE CANCER!

It's just draining.
2014-02-07 03:34:09 PM  
1 votes:
"Victims conflicted and confused about the teachers arrest."
Kids: Why did you arrest her? Who's a victim? Are you sure?

"Victims needing counseling for the accusations."
Kids: Why did you arrest her? Who's a victim? Are you sure?


If I was so lucky... "No Sir, nothing happened. It was just us kids wishing we could "do" her and someone overheard what they wanted to hear."
2014-02-07 03:23:45 PM  
1 votes:
Wouldn't it just be easier to have parent sign permission slips to let there snowflake bang there teacher?
2014-02-07 02:09:13 PM  
1 votes:
I think all the males that condone this activity and say stupid comments like "where were they when I was that young" or any of those other old idiotic comments should be pinged in the head with a metal baseball bat.
2014-02-07 01:22:01 PM  
1 votes:

JoieD'Zen: Jyster: FTFA:

Tacoma schools spokesman Dan Voelpel said the district received an anonymous tip about allegations of sexual activity with students at Lincoln High on Tuesday and immediately passed that information along to the Tacoma Police Department.

Seems somebody got a bad grade in math and is out for revenge...

This, or somebody's boyfriend was flirting with the teacher; regardless of any truth in the matter, the teacher's life is ruined and whoever phoned it in has no worries.


That happend to a teacher I had back in high school. It was a few years after I graduated and a couple girls were out in the hall making noise during classes. He went out there told them to STFU and get to class. They went to the office and told them that he had sex with them. It took a while but the truth finally came out, I think he sued the shiat out of the girls parents. His story even made it to 20/20.
2014-02-07 11:13:44 AM  
1 votes:
I very much want. Something about that lady really turns me over.
2014-02-07 10:06:20 AM  
1 votes:

log_jammin: RobSeace: Then, maybe we shouldn't let the little bastards have full control of fast-moving multi-ton death machines, either... Treating them as responsible enough to handle a very dangerous task like driving, while still considering them too irresponsible and immature to handle a much less deadly act like farking, is just schizophrenic...

let me know how schizophrenic it is when we let 16 year olds enter into contracts on their own. I mean, they can fark, so they may as well be able to sign up for a credit card on their own, right?


I think you read me wrong... I didn't say we should let them fark; I said we should not let them drive! But, more importantly, we shouldn't allow the latter (which is far more deadly) while disallowing the former... At least be consistent in whether we consider them immature, irresponsible children or not...
2014-02-07 09:33:19 AM  
1 votes:
I don't understand the poutrage. I had sex with my math, science, English and art teacher and I turned out ok.

/homeschooled.
2014-02-07 08:23:21 AM  
1 votes:
If one of the charges against you includes the word "immoral" you should be instantly acquitted just on general principal...
2014-02-07 06:50:01 AM  
1 votes:

Jyster: FTFA:

Tacoma schools spokesman Dan Voelpel said the district received an anonymous tip about allegations of sexual activity with students at Lincoln High on Tuesday and immediately passed that information along to the Tacoma Police Department.

Seems somebody got a bad grade in math and is out for revenge...


Can't believe you are the only one in the thread to point this out. Man, if anyone can just call in an anonymous tip and have the police come knocking, that's messed up. It's even more messed up that news organizations are allowed to publish stories on individuals that have yet to be charged with a crime. Even if she is 100% innocent, a quick Google search by future employers / students / friends will now show the top hit as "Tacoma Teacher Accused of Sex with Students."

Lawyer farkers, does she have any legal recourse against the stations/press if it turns out that this was all a retaliation-type accusation?
2014-02-07 06:42:56 AM  
1 votes:

doglover: Good. Now you can listen


Bravo.  People do entirely too little of that around here any more.

Basing it(the law) on "in a position of power" is absurd.  Basing it on an "abuse of a position of power"(ie coercion) could possibly be amended.

Teens are known the world over to be sexually active and have their own desires and fairly actively seek them out.  If they are grateful for what they received, people finding a problem with it have issues.

If they were threatened/coerced/forced into it, it should be like any other rape.(all of which should have higher punishments, from "authority" or no).
[Disclaimer: actual rape, not convictions based upon accusation alone, which there are far too many of]

/Niiiiiice
2014-02-07 05:37:31 AM  
1 votes:

log_jammin: doglover: Who are you, Sheriff Joe?

ok. I'm done trying to talk to you.


Good. Now you can listen.

upload.wikimedia.org

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upload.wikimedia.org

Do you not see the problem here?

These "Female teacher on teenage boy" non stories that are cherrypicked from literally MILLIONS of student-teacher relationships that are professional and in no way questionable each year are growing stale as the bread I was gonna give to ducks tomorrow.
2014-02-07 04:50:22 AM  
1 votes:
I hafta ask - if this happened to your daughters, not sons, wouldn't this thread have a whole different tone?

/knows the answer
//accepts that guys are guys
///need proof? I'm on farkin Fark, for cryin out loud
2014-02-07 04:24:41 AM  
1 votes:

lindalouwho: NickelP: doglover: Fubini: dletter: Honestly though... they probably should make it so you have to be at least 30 to teach in high school.... not that it would stop all of these cases, but, 24 isn't really THAT far away from 16-18 year olds that this should be shocking at all.  Especially if she isn't married or in a relationship.

So 24 year old women are so sex-crazed that they're unable to refrain from boinking 16-18 year olds? You're a classy person.

I'm pretty sure that 99.99% of women who graduate from college and start teaching at the age of 22-23 somehow avoid sexing up their students.

And pretty much every country but Saudi Arabia and America have better things to do than worry about 00.01% of very young teachers having sex. 24/16 was common even in America up till recently. Meanwhile, Rebulicans are still trying to fight Democrats and both parties sacrifice the poor for lobbyist money in the retarded war on drugs. We have real problems. This? It can be settled privately.

They should just ditch the special laws for teachers.  Let them play by the normal ages of consent.  Sexing a student up may make sense as a career ending mistake and the employment contracts should be written as such, but i'm not sure you need a long prison sentence when if you did the same shiat with the neighbor's daughter it be entirely legal though.

Being in a position of power puts it in a different category of crime.


why? we manage to deal with abuse of authority problems civilly in every other context.
2014-02-07 04:20:42 AM  
1 votes:

CruiserTwelve: I had a female math teacher in high school. Her name was Sister Mary Francine.


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2014-02-07 03:50:40 AM  
1 votes:

dletter: Honestly though... they probably should make it so you have to be at least 30 to teach in high school.... not that it would stop all of these cases, but, 24 isn't really THAT far away from 16-18 year olds that this should be shocking at all.  Especially if she isn't married or in a relationship.


Yep. Back in high school ('87 or '88) I had a 25 year old math teacher. She was a red headed fox with a British accent and she liked wearing tight skirts. I always hoped for a Penthouse Letters situation with her, as did every boy in school, but it wasn't meant to be.
2014-02-07 03:41:58 AM  
1 votes:

log_jammin: I would argue that a 16 year old isn't an adult.


But it's a decent age of consent. 6 billion people can't be wrong. or Do you really want to emulate Islamic law in 2014?
2014-02-07 03:36:40 AM  
1 votes:

gaspode: Difference is, those things are wrong. sex between adults is not.


I would argue that a 16 year old isn't an adult.

gaspode: Of course a teacher who gets it on with students should be fired immediately but it isnt a damned felony if they are past 16, not in sane countries.


age of consent varies by state, but I would say that her being in a position of authority over the kids is a bigger deal than whether or not they were a month past, or under, the age of consent.
2014-02-07 03:32:33 AM  
1 votes:

log_jammin: doglover: 24/16 was common even in America up till recently.

so was child labor, slavery, blaming rape victims for being raped, and not allowing women to vote.


Difference is, those things are wrong. sex between adults is not.

Of course a teacher who gets it on with students should be fired immediately but it isnt a damned felony if they are past 16, not in sane countries.
2014-02-07 03:32:29 AM  
1 votes:

Enigmamf: powhound: She should have rationalized her behavior long before dividing by increasingly shrinking values.

/math teacher
//need to extrapolate another drink

What really matters is whether her behavior was shrinking faster than her values as her values approached zero. Clearly not, or there wouldn't have been a problem.


She will need to be interviewed more closely to determine the characteristics of B and v.
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2014-02-07 03:25:00 AM  
1 votes:
I wish I was her derivative.  That way, I could lie tangent to her curves.
2014-02-07 03:21:36 AM  
1 votes:

Fubini: dletter: Honestly though... they probably should make it so you have to be at least 30 to teach in high school.... not that it would stop all of these cases, but, 24 isn't really THAT far away from 16-18 year olds that this should be shocking at all.  Especially if she isn't married or in a relationship.

So 24 year old women are so sex-crazed that they're unable to refrain from boinking 16-18 year olds? You're a classy person.

I'm pretty sure that 99.99% of women who graduate from college and start teaching at the age of 22-23 somehow avoid sexing up their students.


I am 100% sure that your math is very, very  wrong.
2014-02-07 02:12:41 AM  
1 votes:

doglover: 24/16 was common even in America up till recently.


so was child labor, slavery, blaming rape victims for being raped, and not allowing women to vote.
2014-02-06 11:29:59 PM  
1 votes:
My math teacher was also my tutor and I jack off to her and the dance teacher double teaming me to this day. Often.
2014-02-06 08:36:34 PM  
1 votes:
You never had a female math teacher,

I've had more female math teachers than male math teachers.
 
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