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(KIRO TV)   You never had a female math teacher, let alone a hottie that wants to extrapolate your outlying segments   (kirotv.com) divider line 135
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-02-07 08:32:44 AM  
I had a female math teacher in the sense I took a class from her. I had her daughter in the sense that I dated her.
 
2014-02-07 08:36:12 AM  

BMFPitt: Thanks for making me remember my smoking hot math teacher from college, Subby.

I would have integrated myself into that all day.


I had one of those in '82...a 23-year-old goddess, now a 55-year-old matron with upper-arm flab that slides halfway down the car door when she's driving in the summer.
 
2014-02-07 08:36:46 AM  

petec: JoieD'Zen: CruiserTwelve: I had a female math teacher in high school. Her name was Sister Mary Francine Elephant..


/obscure


SHUTUP



Thank you.
 
2014-02-07 08:37:36 AM  

log_jammin: doglover: Good. Now you can listen.

*plonk*


Now you done it, doglover.  He's going full usenet.  I never thought it would come to this.
 
2014-02-07 08:57:18 AM  
I had a smoking hot female math teacher. Had a hot German language teacher too.

Millions of "troops" died because of them.
 
2014-02-07 08:58:00 AM  
Don't tell me there's no Double Standard.

Hot 24yr old math teacher, probably tired of all the Older 24-28yr old Dickwads she was dating and here's  a bunch of Younger Guys all running around her with their tongues hanging out and a boner in their pants that would probably do anything she wanted just to get a shot at her. HMMM, Tough Choice!
 
2014-02-07 09:06:38 AM  
"penis, penis, penis; vagina, vagina, vagina...."
 
2014-02-07 09:14:45 AM  

HawgWild: I had a hot chemistry teacher. Chemistry is a kind of math ...


imgs.xkcd.com

log_jammin: I would argue that a 16 year old isn't an adult.


Then, maybe we shouldn't let the little bastards have full control of fast-moving multi-ton death machines, either... Treating them as responsible enough to handle a very dangerous task like driving, while still considering them too irresponsible and immature to handle a much less deadly act like farking, is just schizophrenic...
 
2014-02-07 09:14:47 AM  

Technoir: So, uh, how many times did 16 go into 24?


1.5

Do you even math, bro?
 
2014-02-07 09:15:16 AM  
"Victims"?! "VICTIMS"?!
 
2014-02-07 09:24:47 AM  

RobSeace: Then, maybe we shouldn't let the little bastards have full control of fast-moving multi-ton death machines, either... Treating them as responsible enough to handle a very dangerous task like driving, while still considering them too irresponsible and immature to handle a much less deadly act like farking, is just schizophrenic...


let me know how schizophrenic it is when we let 16 year olds enter into contracts on their own. I mean, they can fark, so they may as well be able to sign up for a credit card on their own, right?
 
2014-02-07 09:27:26 AM  

Spanky McStupid: [images.askmen.com image 376x490]

Subby might want to re-evaluate his definition of "hot math teacher"


Yes, clearly, the woman in the article is hideous...

The REAL difference between the math teacher and your submission is that one had make-up artists, a professional class camera, proper glass, lighting and a photo editor.
 
2014-02-07 09:27:37 AM  

Stinkyy: "Victims"?! "VICTIMS"?!


This is a local story for us and the 'news' is all over it, reporting the counselors that are rushing to make things worse be on hand for the confused and frightened 'children'.
 
2014-02-07 09:33:19 AM  
I don't understand the poutrage. I had sex with my math, science, English and art teacher and I turned out ok.

/homeschooled.
 
2014-02-07 09:37:34 AM  

log_jammin: RobSeace: Then, maybe we shouldn't let the little bastards have full control of fast-moving multi-ton death machines, either... Treating them as responsible enough to handle a very dangerous task like driving, while still considering them too irresponsible and immature to handle a much less deadly act like farking, is just schizophrenic...

let me know how schizophrenic it is when we let 16 year olds enter into contracts on their own. I mean, they can fark, so they may as well be able to sign up for a credit card on their own, right?


You sign up to credit cards with your junk?
 
2014-02-07 09:48:42 AM  
This teacher-student thing isn't going away.
I wonder if you could have a law that blocked texts coming from a teacher to the students. Have a data base from the school uploaded to the students/family phone and block them.I wonder how often this gets started via texting or instant messaging.
 
2014-02-07 09:48:47 AM  
That is a hard looking 24 years old. She looks late 30s
 
2014-02-07 09:55:19 AM  
Shows what you know, Subby.

My Freshman high school geometry teacher was HOT, and probably the best math teacher I had.  All the kids wanted to have a go (am I British now?) at that, and when she got pregnant near the end of the year, the jokes were pretty prolific that she had gotten knocked up by a student.

/the rest of my math teachers were either men or old women.  le sigh.
 
2014-02-07 10:06:20 AM  

log_jammin: RobSeace: Then, maybe we shouldn't let the little bastards have full control of fast-moving multi-ton death machines, either... Treating them as responsible enough to handle a very dangerous task like driving, while still considering them too irresponsible and immature to handle a much less deadly act like farking, is just schizophrenic...

let me know how schizophrenic it is when we let 16 year olds enter into contracts on their own. I mean, they can fark, so they may as well be able to sign up for a credit card on their own, right?


I think you read me wrong... I didn't say we should let them fark; I said we should not let them drive! But, more importantly, we shouldn't allow the latter (which is far more deadly) while disallowing the former... At least be consistent in whether we consider them immature, irresponsible children or not...
 
2014-02-07 10:24:07 AM  

HawgWild: I had a hot chemistry teacher. Chemistry is a kind of math ...


The worst kind
 
2014-02-07 10:40:54 AM  

machoprogrammer: That is a hard looking 24 years old. She looks late 30s


Get your eyes checked.
 
2014-02-07 10:42:05 AM  

RobSeace: HawgWild: I had a hot chemistry teacher. Chemistry is a kind of math ...


[imgs.xkcd.com image 740x308]


i.imgur.com

 
2014-02-07 11:13:44 AM  
I very much want. Something about that lady really turns me over.
 
2014-02-07 11:14:52 AM  

log_jammin: doglover: 24/16 was common even in America up till recently.

so was child labor, slavery, blaming rape victims for being raped, and not allowing women to vote.


We should have retained one of those folkways.
 
2014-02-07 11:36:48 AM  
I'd divide her by zero just to see what happens....
 
2014-02-07 11:47:38 AM  
I'd let Winnie Cooper teach me math, if you know what I mean.
 
2014-02-07 11:53:16 AM  

doglover: log_jammin: doglover: Who are you, Sheriff Joe?

ok. I'm done trying to talk to you.

Good. Now you can listen.

Do you not see the problem here?

These "Female teacher on teenage boy" non stories that are cherrypicked from literally MILLIONS of student-teacher relationships that are professional and in no way questionable each year are growing stale as the bread I was gonna give to ducks tomorrow.


I notice you say "Female teacher on teenage boy"  so if the sexes were reversed you wouldn't hold the same opinion?
 
2014-02-07 01:22:01 PM  

JoieD'Zen: Jyster: FTFA:

Tacoma schools spokesman Dan Voelpel said the district received an anonymous tip about allegations of sexual activity with students at Lincoln High on Tuesday and immediately passed that information along to the Tacoma Police Department.

Seems somebody got a bad grade in math and is out for revenge...

This, or somebody's boyfriend was flirting with the teacher; regardless of any truth in the matter, the teacher's life is ruined and whoever phoned it in has no worries.


That happend to a teacher I had back in high school. It was a few years after I graduated and a couple girls were out in the hall making noise during classes. He went out there told them to STFU and get to class. They went to the office and told them that he had sex with them. It took a while but the truth finally came out, I think he sued the shiat out of the girls parents. His story even made it to 20/20.
 
2014-02-07 02:09:13 PM  
I think all the males that condone this activity and say stupid comments like "where were they when I was that young" or any of those other old idiotic comments should be pinged in the head with a metal baseball bat.
 
2014-02-07 02:49:33 PM  

log_jammin: gaspode: Difference is, those things are wrong. sex between adults is not.

I would argue that a 16 year old isn't an adult.

gaspode: Of course a teacher who gets it on with students should be fired immediately but it isnt a damned felony if they are past 16, not in sane countries.

age of consent varies by state, but I would say that her being in a position of authority over the kids is a bigger deal than whether or not they were a month past, or under, the age of consent.



What happened to innocent until proven guilty?
 
2014-02-07 03:23:45 PM  
Wouldn't it just be easier to have parent sign permission slips to let there snowflake bang there teacher?
 
2014-02-07 03:34:09 PM  
"Victims conflicted and confused about the teachers arrest."
Kids: Why did you arrest her? Who's a victim? Are you sure?

"Victims needing counseling for the accusations."
Kids: Why did you arrest her? Who's a victim? Are you sure?


If I was so lucky... "No Sir, nothing happened. It was just us kids wishing we could "do" her and someone overheard what they wanted to hear."
 
2014-02-07 05:32:31 PM  

Gordon Bennett: RobSeace: HawgWild: I had a hot chemistry teacher. Chemistry is a kind of math ...


[imgs.xkcd.com image 740x308]


[i.imgur.com image 850x137]


Lol, that's the biggest load of BS I've ever seen.
 
2014-02-07 08:16:41 PM  

Gawdzila: Gordon Bennett: RobSeace: HawgWild: I had a hot chemistry teacher. Chemistry is a kind of math ...


[imgs.xkcd.com image 740x308]


[i.imgur.com image 850x137]

Lol, that's the biggest load of BS I've ever seen.


Take it you've never been to the politics tab.  A lot more BS there.
 
2014-02-07 11:47:16 PM  
Should have known something was off? I mean, c'mon. FEMALE MATH TEACHER? That's so unbelievable it should have set off alarms from the start.
 
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