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(KIRO TV)   You never had a female math teacher, let alone a hottie that wants to extrapolate your outlying segments   (kirotv.com) divider line 135
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2014-02-07 04:46:07 AM  

Pribar: CruiserTwelve: I had a female math teacher in high school. Her name was Sister Mary Francine.


Now that's farkin funny!

/went to Catholic school
 
2014-02-07 04:50:22 AM  
I hafta ask - if this happened to your daughters, not sons, wouldn't this thread have a whole different tone?

/knows the answer
//accepts that guys are guys
///need proof? I'm on farkin Fark, for cryin out loud
 
2014-02-07 04:50:57 AM  
According to pr0n that was a perfectly cromulent age spread, although trends suggest she should be at least 30 for market reasons.
 
2014-02-07 04:53:55 AM  

lindalouwho: Pribar: CruiserTwelve: I had a female math teacher in high school. Her name was Sister Mary Francine.

Now that's farkin funny!

/went to Catholic school


Hey! What happened to the comic Pribar posted, that I made the comment on?
 
2014-02-07 04:54:34 AM  

doglover:But it's a decent age of consent. 6 billion people can't be wrong. or Do you really want to emulate Islamic law in 2014?

drop the strawman.

gaspode: You would be wrong on all biological and historic grounds.


I'm sorry, but "breeding age" is not the same as "adult".
 
2014-02-07 04:59:42 AM  

log_jammin: doglover:But it's a decent age of consent. 6 billion people can't be wrong. or Do you really want to emulate Islamic law in 2014?

drop the strawman.

gaspode: You would be wrong on all biological and historic grounds.

I'm sorry, but "breeding age" is not the same as "adult".


It's not. But there's better use of human resources than finding every possible way to throw other people in jail. There's other ways to deal with problems.

Who are you, Sheriff Joe?
 
2014-02-07 04:59:52 AM  
 
2014-02-07 05:00:27 AM  

doglover: Who are you, Sheriff Joe?


ok. I'm done trying to talk to you.
 
2014-02-07 05:05:32 AM  
I had a hot nun (true story) in an English lit class in my freshman year of college.  She was just a student in the class like me.  She knew me from the church where I got my confirmation 3 years before (it's a Catholic thing, supposed to make you better than all the rest of the decrepit bastards).  I porked her for a few months until the semester was over and then took of the Ocean City Maryland for summer work.

I liked it and she liked it.

I found out 2 years later that she left the left the nunhood and became a professional stripper in NYC.  To this day, I'm not sure that what I did was a good thing or a bad thing.
 
2014-02-07 05:06:00 AM  
FTFA:

Tacoma schools spokesman Dan Voelpel said the district received an anonymous tip about allegations of sexual activity with students at Lincoln High on Tuesday and immediately passed that information along to the Tacoma Police Department.

Seems somebody got a bad grade in math and is out for revenge...
 
2014-02-07 05:10:54 AM  
I had a scaldingly hot 23 year old geometry teacher and for some, and who could guess why, reason it was the only class in the entirety of my highschool career that I got straight A'a in.
 
2014-02-07 05:32:05 AM  
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2014-02-07 05:37:31 AM  

log_jammin: doglover: Who are you, Sheriff Joe?

ok. I'm done trying to talk to you.


Good. Now you can listen.

upload.wikimedia.org

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Do you not see the problem here?

These "Female teacher on teenage boy" non stories that are cherrypicked from literally MILLIONS of student-teacher relationships that are professional and in no way questionable each year are growing stale as the bread I was gonna give to ducks tomorrow.
 
2014-02-07 05:40:52 AM  

Varkoth: I wish I was her derivative.  That way, I could lie tangent to her curves.


Wolfman sez

If you've got da curves, baby
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I've got da angles.
 
2014-02-07 05:45:50 AM  

doglover: Good. Now you can listen.


*plonk*
 
2014-02-07 06:08:59 AM  
I had an Algebra teacher who was a little light in the loafers, if you get my drift.  <*wink* *nudge*> Don't think he ever crossed the line, sine, or cosine with a student, though.
 
2014-02-07 06:11:53 AM  
My seventh and eighth grade math teacher was my ideal type of woman. She was a BBW with gigantic breasts, long flowing dark brown hair and incredably beautiful. I always hoped she would teach me more that algebra, but alas, she insisted that for my ninth grade year, I be placed in the advanced high school calculus program. I never saw her again.
Where did you go, Mrs. Thompson?
 
2014-02-07 06:13:13 AM  

acad1228: My seventh and eighth grade math teacher was my ideal type of woman. She was a BBW with gigantic breasts, long flowing dark brown hair and incredably beautiful. I always hoped she would teach me more that algebra, but alas, she insisted that for my ninth grade year, I be placed in the advanced high school calculus program. I never saw her again.
Where did you go, Mrs. Thompson?


To Jenny Craig
 
2014-02-07 06:15:27 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Gawdzila: Nice.  Never had any hot math teachers, sadly.
I'd totally integrate with her inverted manifold, though!

I never had a teacher who was even remotely attractive.


That sucks.  I never had any hot math teachers, but had English, Art, and Chemistry teachers in HS who were totally fap-worthy.
 
2014-02-07 06:17:30 AM  
Meh... didn't live in America. High school math teacher was bangable (doggie style definitely, tolerable ass but face like an unmasked alien from "V"), serious issues, a guy from my class got lucky. Psych teacher also bangable, caught her and a friend doing the "if this van's rockin'..." thing in her VW Bus. Me? Nah, both hated my guts and were hated back, personalities about as incompatible as they come, enough to make even an oversexed teenager say "I wouldn't touch ya with someone else's dick". First semester economics teacher was (is!) an angel, shining personality, hot like an exposed plutonium core, owe her everything I understand about economics today >=) [She was engaged. DAMN!]. No "damage" sustained by my 2 classmates, both are stable, conventional family men today. Maybe America will come around on sex like it's coming around on weed. Maybe.
 
2014-02-07 06:32:19 AM  
I don't think I ever had a female maths teacher. They were almost all angry old men. I wouldn't have minded a crack at one of my French teachers, though. She was alright, maybe the latin teacher as well.
 
2014-02-07 06:37:24 AM  
High school boys banging this 24 y/o? child rape? Really?  C'mon man.

pbs.twimg.com

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2014-02-07 06:38:14 AM  
When the republicker deam of bringing back slavery is fulfilled, this won't be a problem any more.

/Plus, she has hipster glasses and a puppy! Let her fark!
 
2014-02-07 06:39:27 AM  

Fubini: dletter: Honestly though... they probably should make it so you have to be at least 30 to teach in high school.... not that it would stop all of these cases, but, 24 isn't really THAT far away from 16-18 year olds that this should be shocking at all.  Especially if she isn't married or in a relationship.

So 24 year old women are so sex-crazed that they're unable to refrain from boinking 16-18 year olds? You're a classy person.

I'm pretty sure that 99.99% of women who graduate from college and start teaching at the age of 22-23 somehow avoid sexing up their students.


Just because first year teachers usually start in elementary. The rest go straight to banging students.
 
2014-02-07 06:42:56 AM  

doglover: Good. Now you can listen


Bravo.  People do entirely too little of that around here any more.

Basing it(the law) on "in a position of power" is absurd.  Basing it on an "abuse of a position of power"(ie coercion) could possibly be amended.

Teens are known the world over to be sexually active and have their own desires and fairly actively seek them out.  If they are grateful for what they received, people finding a problem with it have issues.

If they were threatened/coerced/forced into it, it should be like any other rape.(all of which should have higher punishments, from "authority" or no).
[Disclaimer: actual rape, not convictions based upon accusation alone, which there are far too many of]

/Niiiiiice
 
2014-02-07 06:43:58 AM  
Critics have lambasted the United States for incarcerating a large number of non-violent and victimless offenders;[117][118] half of all persons incarcerated under state jurisdiction are for non-violent offenses, and 20% are incarcerated for drug offenses (in state prisons, federal prison percentages are higher).[41][119] "Human Rights Watch believes the extraordinary rate of incarceration in the United States wreaks havoc on individuals, families and communities, and saps the strength of the nation as a whole."[117] The population of inmates housed in prisons and jails in the United States exceeds 2 million, with the per capita incarceration population higher than that officially reported by any other country.[104] Criminal justice policy in the United States has also been criticized for a number of other reasons.[120] Critics such as Angela Davis have argued that prisons in the U.S. have "become venues of profit as well as punishment;" as mass incarceration has increased, the prison system has become more about economic factors than criminality.[121]
 
2014-02-07 06:46:30 AM  
I like how some people in this thread REALLY want to bang a 16yr old kid.
 
2014-02-07 06:50:01 AM  

Jyster: FTFA:

Tacoma schools spokesman Dan Voelpel said the district received an anonymous tip about allegations of sexual activity with students at Lincoln High on Tuesday and immediately passed that information along to the Tacoma Police Department.

Seems somebody got a bad grade in math and is out for revenge...


Can't believe you are the only one in the thread to point this out. Man, if anyone can just call in an anonymous tip and have the police come knocking, that's messed up. It's even more messed up that news organizations are allowed to publish stories on individuals that have yet to be charged with a crime. Even if she is 100% innocent, a quick Google search by future employers / students / friends will now show the top hit as "Tacoma Teacher Accused of Sex with Students."

Lawyer farkers, does she have any legal recourse against the stations/press if it turns out that this was all a retaliation-type accusation?
 
2014-02-07 06:51:14 AM  
Semi cute.

I seen better.
 
2014-02-07 06:52:39 AM  
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2014-02-07 06:56:04 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: My math teacher was also my tutor and I jack off to her and the dance teacher double teaming me to this day. Often.



letterstotwilight.com
 
2014-02-07 07:03:55 AM  

CruiserTwelve: I had a female math teacher in high school. Her name was Sister Mary Francine Elephant..


/obscure
 
2014-02-07 07:16:55 AM  

JoieD'Zen: CruiserTwelve: I had a female math teacher in high school. Her name was Sister Mary Francine Elephant..

/obscure


SHUTUP
 
2014-02-07 07:23:32 AM  
I just save time and assume all public school teachers are rapists. It really cuts down on the amount of Fark stories I need to read.
 
2014-02-07 07:24:47 AM  
Cute, but I get the sneaking suspicion that there's a big ole bucket of crazy hiding behind those Buddy Hollys.
 
2014-02-07 07:25:50 AM  
images.askmen.com

Subby might want to re-evaluate his definition of "hot math teacher"
 
2014-02-07 07:28:55 AM  

ChrisDe: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 375x500]


Better than 55378008
 
2014-02-07 07:29:51 AM  
I'd divide her 0.

/got nothing
 
2014-02-07 07:35:16 AM  
My seventh grade math teacher was a former playboy model.
 
2014-02-07 07:39:54 AM  

doglover: log_jammin: doglover: Who are you, Sheriff Joe?

ok. I'm done trying to talk to you.

Good. Now you can listen.







Do you not see the problem here?

These "Female teacher on teenage boy" non stories that are cherrypicked from literally MILLIONS of student-teacher relationships that are professional and in no way questionable each year are growing stale as the bread I was gonna give to ducks tomorrow.


It's true that the number of incarcerations for nonviolent crime us a problem, but I doubt teacher- student sex is a huge contributor.

Teachers exploiting children that way deserve jail time regardless.
 
2014-02-07 07:41:58 AM  

Jyster: FTFA:

Tacoma schools spokesman Dan Voelpel said the district received an anonymous tip about allegations of sexual activity with students at Lincoln High on Tuesday and immediately passed that information along to the Tacoma Police Department.

Seems somebody got a bad grade in math and is out for revenge...


This, or somebody's boyfriend was flirting with the teacher; regardless of any truth in the matter, the teacher's life is ruined and whoever phoned it in has no worries.
 
2014-02-07 07:56:39 AM  
Thanks for making me remember my smoking hot math teacher from college, Subby.

I would have integrated myself into that all day.
 
2014-02-07 07:59:58 AM  

Animatronik: It's true that the number of incarcerations for nonviolent crime us a problem, but I doubt teacher- student sex is a huge contributor.


Not per se, but it's indicative of a widespread cultural problem. Namely:

Animatronik: (insert small, nonviolent group here) deserve jail time regardless.


That's what's killing America. It used to be we could deal with our problems. Now we just want to throw everyone in jail for everything and pretend like we're not insane. The problem is that no small group of nonviolent criminals is the majority. But each group adds up.

The idiom the straw that broke the camel's back is from an Arabic proverb about how a camel is loaded beyond its capacity to move or stand.[1] This is a reference to any process by which cataclysmic failure (a broken back) is achieved by a seemingly inconsequential addition, a single straw.


We focus wholesale on a juicy story like this, devoting time and resources of government to deal with what is essentially a civil matter. Meanwhile we could be letting people sort their own shiat out and using those legal resources on tackling actual societal problems like patent trolling, outsourcing, Detroit, and any number of things.
 
2014-02-07 08:00:16 AM  

Langdon_777: drgloryboy: The school stated the victims will receive counseling....

Tearful "Why oh why did somoene have to rat her out" crying, sobbing

hehe and i agree with doglover and other sensible people in this thread.

PS - consentual sexual relations are meant to be fun, not a sin that will put you in jail or hell.


No, they aren't "meant" to be anything.
 
2014-02-07 08:05:06 AM  
Let's react the way the progressives/socialist react to every shooting.
Ban women as teachers for the safety of our children.
 
2014-02-07 08:10:22 AM  

lindalouwho: I hafta ask - if this happened to your daughters, not sons, wouldn't this thread have a whole different tone?

/knows the answer
//accepts that guys are guys
///need proof? I'm on farkin Fark, for cryin out loud


Well.. I can admit this is a touchy topic, but I witnessed this scenario back when I was in high school. A girl who was my age, the sister of my brother's best friend, who lived on the street next to mine was having an affair with our school's gym coach. She didn't tell us who the man was, but she described what they did and how she loved him. I had no idea who it was until it made the news, but I can't tell you she was hardly a 'victim'. We were seniors and he was 23.
 
2014-02-07 08:19:54 AM  
So, uh, how many times did 16 go into 24?
 
2014-02-07 08:23:21 AM  
If one of the charges against you includes the word "immoral" you should be instantly acquitted just on general principal...
 
2014-02-07 08:24:21 AM  
Good grief, another one of these?  I don't know how these teachers are trained when they start teaching high school, but it was made very clear to me when I was first hired to teach college 15 years ago that your students are off limits no matter how hot they are.  And when I started I was barely older than most of my students (I was 23), so it was tough enough being an authority figure.  Of course, I've found that it's a lot easier to keep it in your pants when a decent paycheck comes along every couple of weeks.

Never had an attractive female teacher at any level...I don't even think my high school had a female teacher under 55.  My sophomore year English teacher's old geezer perfume made it a challenge to keep from vomiting every day.
 
2014-02-07 08:32:40 AM  

Technoir: So, uh, how many times did 16 go into 24?


1.5 could be very close, the very first time an individual performs the equation.
 
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