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(KIRO TV)   You never had a female math teacher, let alone a hottie that wants to extrapolate your outlying segments   (kirotv.com) divider line 135
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2014-02-06 08:36:34 PM  
You never had a female math teacher,

I've had more female math teachers than male math teachers.
 
2014-02-06 08:46:50 PM  
You never had a female

I've had more females than males.
 
2014-02-06 09:21:02 PM  
I had a hot chemistry teacher. Chemistry is a kind of math ...
 
2014-02-06 10:57:44 PM  
I had a sexy as hell female math teacher.
 
2014-02-06 11:29:59 PM  
My math teacher was also my tutor and I jack off to her and the dance teacher double teaming me to this day. Often.
 
2014-02-06 11:33:33 PM  
Honestly though... they probably should make it so you have to be at least 30 to teach in high school.... not that it would stop all of these cases, but, 24 isn't really THAT far away from 16-18 year olds that this should be shocking at all.  Especially if she isn't married or in a relationship.
 
2014-02-07 01:15:58 AM  

dletter: Honestly though... they probably should make it so you have to be at least 30 to teach in high school.... not that it would stop all of these cases, but, 24 isn't really THAT far away from 16-18 year olds that this should be shocking at all.  Especially if she isn't married or in a relationship.


So 24 year old women are so sex-crazed that they're unable to refrain from boinking 16-18 year olds? You're a classy person.

I'm pretty sure that 99.99% of women who graduate from college and start teaching at the age of 22-23 somehow avoid sexing up their students.
 
2014-02-07 01:37:00 AM  

Fubini: dletter: Honestly though... they probably should make it so you have to be at least 30 to teach in high school.... not that it would stop all of these cases, but, 24 isn't really THAT far away from 16-18 year olds that this should be shocking at all.  Especially if she isn't married or in a relationship.

So 24 year old women are so sex-crazed that they're unable to refrain from boinking 16-18 year olds? You're a classy person.

I'm pretty sure that 99.99% of women who graduate from college and start teaching at the age of 22-23 somehow avoid sexing up their students.


And pretty much every country but Saudi Arabia and America have better things to do than worry about 00.01% of very young teachers having sex. 24/16 was common even in America up till recently. Meanwhile, Rebulicans are still trying to fight Democrats and both parties sacrifice the poor for lobbyist money in the retarded war on drugs. We have real problems. This? It can be settled privately.
 
2014-02-07 02:12:41 AM  

doglover: 24/16 was common even in America up till recently.


so was child labor, slavery, blaming rape victims for being raped, and not allowing women to vote.
 
2014-02-07 03:12:31 AM  
She should have rationalized her behavior long before dividing by increasingly shrinking values.

/math teacher
//need to extrapolate another drink
 
2014-02-07 03:13:30 AM  
I'd bisect her angle.
 
2014-02-07 03:15:53 AM  

powhound: She should have rationalized her behavior long before dividing by increasingly shrinking values.

/math teacher
//need to extrapolate another drink


What really matters is whether her behavior was shrinking faster than her values as her values approached zero. Clearly not, or there wouldn't have been a problem.
 
2014-02-07 03:18:19 AM  

log_jammin: doglover: 24/16 was common even in America up till recently.

so was child labor, slavery, blaming rape victims for being raped, and not allowing women to vote.


Rape culture?
 
2014-02-07 03:21:36 AM  

Fubini: dletter: Honestly though... they probably should make it so you have to be at least 30 to teach in high school.... not that it would stop all of these cases, but, 24 isn't really THAT far away from 16-18 year olds that this should be shocking at all.  Especially if she isn't married or in a relationship.

So 24 year old women are so sex-crazed that they're unable to refrain from boinking 16-18 year olds? You're a classy person.

I'm pretty sure that 99.99% of women who graduate from college and start teaching at the age of 22-23 somehow avoid sexing up their students.


I am 100% sure that your math is very, very  wrong.
 
2014-02-07 03:22:03 AM  
Nice.  Never had any hot math teachers, sadly.
I'd totally integrate with her inverted manifold, though!
 
2014-02-07 03:23:45 AM  

Enigmamf: powhound: She should have rationalized her behavior long before dividing by increasingly shrinking values.

/math teacher
//need to extrapolate another drink

What really matters is whether her behavior was shrinking faster than her values as her values approached zero. Clearly not, or there wouldn't have been a problem.


She  clearly thought of bananas when she should have been thinking of limes.
 
2014-02-07 03:25:00 AM  
I wish I was her derivative.  That way, I could lie tangent to her curves.
 
2014-02-07 03:26:51 AM  

log_jammin: doglover: 24/16 was common even in America up till recently.

so was child labor, slavery, blaming rape victims for being raped, and not allowing women to vote.



So was dumping resources into mindlessly wasteful prosecution of minor issues while major problems strained society to breaking.

Here's a few choice issues that weren't properly addressed in a timely fashion:

3.bp.blogspot.com

lh4.googleusercontent.com

tokesignals.com

farrit.lili.org

This is not the past so much as the SOP of the American government. Shake the shiny keys of the small shiat and hope the peasants don't notice the big problems. The internet's not actually helping as much as it could. It's actually just making it easier to get bogged down in minutia. Similar issues exist today. The for profit prison system, the banks, the failed "war on drugs" that's still ruining lives, healtcare, poverty... There's actual social issues we should all be dealing with RIGHT NOW.

Instead, every other day, it's countless resources going to stories likes this: tiny problems made giant because ZOMG YOUNG PEOPLE LIKE SEX! or ZOMG PIT BULLS! or ZOMG LOOKING AT CIGARETTES CAUSES EYE CANCER!

It's just draining.
 
2014-02-07 03:28:38 AM  

doglover: Fubini: dletter: Honestly though... they probably should make it so you have to be at least 30 to teach in high school.... not that it would stop all of these cases, but, 24 isn't really THAT far away from 16-18 year olds that this should be shocking at all.  Especially if she isn't married or in a relationship.

So 24 year old women are so sex-crazed that they're unable to refrain from boinking 16-18 year olds? You're a classy person.

I'm pretty sure that 99.99% of women who graduate from college and start teaching at the age of 22-23 somehow avoid sexing up their students.

And pretty much every country but Saudi Arabia and America have better things to do than worry about 00.01% of very young teachers having sex. 24/16 was common even in America up till recently. Meanwhile, Rebulicans are still trying to fight Democrats and both parties sacrifice the poor for lobbyist money in the retarded war on drugs. We have real problems. This? It can be settled privately.


They should just ditch the special laws for teachers.  Let them play by the normal ages of consent.  Sexing a student up may make sense as a career ending mistake and the employment contracts should be written as such, but i'm not sure you need a long prison sentence when if you did the same shiat with the neighbor's daughter it be entirely legal though.
 
2014-02-07 03:32:29 AM  

Enigmamf: powhound: She should have rationalized her behavior long before dividing by increasingly shrinking values.

/math teacher
//need to extrapolate another drink

What really matters is whether her behavior was shrinking faster than her values as her values approached zero. Clearly not, or there wouldn't have been a problem.


She will need to be interviewed more closely to determine the characteristics of B and v.
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-07 03:32:33 AM  

log_jammin: doglover: 24/16 was common even in America up till recently.

so was child labor, slavery, blaming rape victims for being raped, and not allowing women to vote.


Difference is, those things are wrong. sex between adults is not.

Of course a teacher who gets it on with students should be fired immediately but it isnt a damned felony if they are past 16, not in sane countries.
 
2014-02-07 03:32:48 AM  

rzrwiresunrise: Rape culture?


Rebecca Watson? is that you?
 
2014-02-07 03:33:05 AM  

Fubini: I'm pretty sure that 99.99% of women who graduate from college and start teaching at the age of 22-23 somehow avoid sexing up their students.


Yes, but you know they are thinking about it. Human nature.
 
2014-02-07 03:35:13 AM  

doglover: Fubini: dletter: Honestly though... they probably should make it so you have to be at least 30 to teach in high school.... not that it would stop all of these cases, but, 24 isn't really THAT far away from 16-18 year olds that this should be shocking at all.  Especially if she isn't married or in a relationship.

So 24 year old women are so sex-crazed that they're unable to refrain from boinking 16-18 year olds? You're a classy person.

I'm pretty sure that 99.99% of women who graduate from college and start teaching at the age of 22-23 somehow avoid sexing up their students.

And pretty much every country but Saudi Arabia and America have better things to do than worry about 00.01% of very young teachers having sex. 24/16 was common even in America up till recently. Meanwhile, Rebulicans are still trying to fight Democrats and both parties sacrifice the poor for lobbyist money in the retarded war on drugs. We have real problems. This? It can be settled privately.


But....don't these teacher ever read the new and see how many of them get busted? Or is it just the "it can't /won't happen to me" mentality most of us had when we were young. Or just the same arrogance of people like, I dunno.....polititions?
 
2014-02-07 03:36:40 AM  

gaspode: Difference is, those things are wrong. sex between adults is not.


I would argue that a 16 year old isn't an adult.

gaspode: Of course a teacher who gets it on with students should be fired immediately but it isnt a damned felony if they are past 16, not in sane countries.


age of consent varies by state, but I would say that her being in a position of authority over the kids is a bigger deal than whether or not they were a month past, or under, the age of consent.
 
2014-02-07 03:38:03 AM  

powhound: She will need to be interviewed more closely to determine the characteristics of B and v.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-07 03:41:58 AM  

log_jammin: I would argue that a 16 year old isn't an adult.


But it's a decent age of consent. 6 billion people can't be wrong. or Do you really want to emulate Islamic law in 2014?
 
2014-02-07 03:43:13 AM  

log_jammin: gaspode: Difference is, those things are wrong. sex between adults is not.

I would argue that a 16 year old isn't an adult.

gaspode: Of course a teacher who gets it on with students should be fired immediately but it isnt a damned felony if they are past 16, not in sane countries.

age of consent varies by state, but I would say that her being in a position of authority over the kids is a bigger deal than whether or not they were a month past, or under, the age of consent.


You would be wrong on all biological and historic grounds. You have of course the right to this opinion but it is hogwash in mine.

As I said, fire her ass
 
2014-02-07 03:44:23 AM  
The only teacher I would have been interested in boinking in high school was my math teacher. Many kittens have died on her account. *sigh*
 
2014-02-07 03:47:55 AM  
My 9th grade creative lit teacher got busted for farking around with a student( a few years after I'd finished). Ms. Hausel. She looked like a young Teri Hatcher, but prettier.
 
2014-02-07 03:49:27 AM  
She wont be the last one.
 
2014-02-07 03:50:40 AM  

dletter: Honestly though... they probably should make it so you have to be at least 30 to teach in high school.... not that it would stop all of these cases, but, 24 isn't really THAT far away from 16-18 year olds that this should be shocking at all.  Especially if she isn't married or in a relationship.


Yep. Back in high school ('87 or '88) I had a 25 year old math teacher. She was a red headed fox with a British accent and she liked wearing tight skirts. I always hoped for a Penthouse Letters situation with her, as did every boy in school, but it wasn't meant to be.
 
2014-02-07 03:51:35 AM  
if the pic is any indication, doggie style is in order.
 
2014-02-07 03:55:01 AM  

log_jammin: rzrwiresunrise: Rape culture?

Rebecca Watson? is that you?


Actually, I think I was replying to her.
 
2014-02-07 03:58:01 AM  
There were three victims.

/thatword.jpg
 
2014-02-07 03:58:52 AM  
Whatever. I had a substitute English TA who helped me conjugate some irregular verbs. In my mother tongue.
 
2014-02-07 04:03:36 AM  

NickelP: doglover: Fubini: dletter: Honestly though... they probably should make it so you have to be at least 30 to teach in high school.... not that it would stop all of these cases, but, 24 isn't really THAT far away from 16-18 year olds that this should be shocking at all.  Especially if she isn't married or in a relationship.

So 24 year old women are so sex-crazed that they're unable to refrain from boinking 16-18 year olds? You're a classy person.

I'm pretty sure that 99.99% of women who graduate from college and start teaching at the age of 22-23 somehow avoid sexing up their students.

And pretty much every country but Saudi Arabia and America have better things to do than worry about 00.01% of very young teachers having sex. 24/16 was common even in America up till recently. Meanwhile, Rebulicans are still trying to fight Democrats and both parties sacrifice the poor for lobbyist money in the retarded war on drugs. We have real problems. This? It can be settled privately.

They should just ditch the special laws for teachers.  Let them play by the normal ages of consent.  Sexing a student up may make sense as a career ending mistake and the employment contracts should be written as such, but i'm not sure you need a long prison sentence when if you did the same shiat with the neighbor's daughter it be entirely legal though.


Being in a position of power puts it in a different category of crime.
 
2014-02-07 04:05:02 AM  
In 8th grade we had a math/computer teacher who was so insanely hot that I think about her to this day.

She was Indian and wore suede skirts with fluffy sweaters. In the computer lab there where Apple IIEs around the outside, and an island with four Macs in the center (private school), leaving very little room to get around people. It was my most favorite thing in the world to squeeze by behind her.
 
2014-02-07 04:14:25 AM  
The school stated the victims will receive counseling....

Tearful "Why oh why did somoene have to rat her out" crying, sobbing
 
2014-02-07 04:15:09 AM  
I had a female math teacher in high school. Her name was Sister Mary Francine.
 
2014-02-07 04:17:37 AM  

Gawdzila: Nice.  Never had any hot math teachers, sadly.
I'd totally integrate with her inverted manifold, though!


I never had a teacher who was even remotely attractive.
 
2014-02-07 04:18:17 AM  

CruiserTwelve: I had a female math teacher in high school. Her name was Sister Mary Francine.


Nuns, so hot. did you know that under their habits they're naked.
 
2014-02-07 04:20:42 AM  

CruiserTwelve: I had a female math teacher in high school. Her name was Sister Mary Francine.


i135.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-07 04:22:16 AM  

CruiserTwelve: I had a female math teacher in high school. Her name was Sister Mary Francine.


Was she hot?
 
2014-02-07 04:23:31 AM  

drgloryboy: The school stated the victims will receive counseling....

Tearful "Why oh why did somoene have to rat her out" crying, sobbing


hehe and i agree with doglover and other sensible people in this thread.

PS - consentual sexual relations are meant to be fun, not a sin that will put you in jail or hell.
 
2014-02-07 04:24:41 AM  

lindalouwho: NickelP: doglover: Fubini: dletter: Honestly though... they probably should make it so you have to be at least 30 to teach in high school.... not that it would stop all of these cases, but, 24 isn't really THAT far away from 16-18 year olds that this should be shocking at all.  Especially if she isn't married or in a relationship.

So 24 year old women are so sex-crazed that they're unable to refrain from boinking 16-18 year olds? You're a classy person.

I'm pretty sure that 99.99% of women who graduate from college and start teaching at the age of 22-23 somehow avoid sexing up their students.

And pretty much every country but Saudi Arabia and America have better things to do than worry about 00.01% of very young teachers having sex. 24/16 was common even in America up till recently. Meanwhile, Rebulicans are still trying to fight Democrats and both parties sacrifice the poor for lobbyist money in the retarded war on drugs. We have real problems. This? It can be settled privately.

They should just ditch the special laws for teachers.  Let them play by the normal ages of consent.  Sexing a student up may make sense as a career ending mistake and the employment contracts should be written as such, but i'm not sure you need a long prison sentence when if you did the same shiat with the neighbor's daughter it be entirely legal though.

Being in a position of power puts it in a different category of crime.


why? we manage to deal with abuse of authority problems civilly in every other context.
 
2014-02-07 04:28:02 AM  
I'd graph her asymptotes.
 
2014-02-07 04:29:52 AM  

NickelP: why? we manage to deal with abuse of authority problems civilly in every other context.


Well, in "civil" court is usually the opposite of behaving "civilly", but still you're right.
 
2014-02-07 04:33:08 AM  
My high school math teacher married a student right after she graduated. Before then, he was known to spend a lot of time "tutoring" her.
 
2014-02-07 04:41:27 AM  

NickelP: lindalouwho: NickelP: doglover: Fubini: dletter: Honestly though... they probably should make it so you have to be at least 30 to teach in high school.... not that it would stop all of these cases, but, 24 isn't really THAT far away from 16-18 year olds that this should be shocking at all.  Especially if she isn't married or in a relationship.

So 24 year old women are so sex-crazed that they're unable to refrain from boinking 16-18 year olds? You're a classy person.

I'm pretty sure that 99.99% of women who graduate from college and start teaching at the age of 22-23 somehow avoid sexing up their students.

And pretty much every country but Saudi Arabia and America have better things to do than worry about 00.01% of very young teachers having sex. 24/16 was common even in America up till recently. Meanwhile, Rebulicans are still trying to fight Democrats and both parties sacrifice the poor for lobbyist money in the retarded war on drugs. We have real problems. This? It can be settled privately.

They should just ditch the special laws for teachers.  Let them play by the normal ages of consent.  Sexing a student up may make sense as a career ending mistake and the employment contracts should be written as such, but i'm not sure you need a long prison sentence when if you did the same shiat with the neighbor's daughter it be entirely legal though.

Being in a position of power puts it in a different category of crime.

why? we manage to deal with abuse of authority problems civilly in every other context.


Minors makes it different. And with that, if they are in a state where the kid *is* the age of consent it doesn't matter. Come to think of it, would still be a "special victim crime" if the kid was an 18yr old senior. Sorry, don't know all the details.
 
2014-02-07 04:46:07 AM  

Pribar: CruiserTwelve: I had a female math teacher in high school. Her name was Sister Mary Francine.


Now that's farkin funny!

/went to Catholic school
 
2014-02-07 04:50:22 AM  
I hafta ask - if this happened to your daughters, not sons, wouldn't this thread have a whole different tone?

/knows the answer
//accepts that guys are guys
///need proof? I'm on farkin Fark, for cryin out loud
 
2014-02-07 04:50:57 AM  
According to pr0n that was a perfectly cromulent age spread, although trends suggest she should be at least 30 for market reasons.
 
2014-02-07 04:53:55 AM  

lindalouwho: Pribar: CruiserTwelve: I had a female math teacher in high school. Her name was Sister Mary Francine.

Now that's farkin funny!

/went to Catholic school


Hey! What happened to the comic Pribar posted, that I made the comment on?
 
2014-02-07 04:54:34 AM  

doglover:But it's a decent age of consent. 6 billion people can't be wrong. or Do you really want to emulate Islamic law in 2014?

drop the strawman.

gaspode: You would be wrong on all biological and historic grounds.


I'm sorry, but "breeding age" is not the same as "adult".
 
2014-02-07 04:59:42 AM  

log_jammin: doglover:But it's a decent age of consent. 6 billion people can't be wrong. or Do you really want to emulate Islamic law in 2014?

drop the strawman.

gaspode: You would be wrong on all biological and historic grounds.

I'm sorry, but "breeding age" is not the same as "adult".


It's not. But there's better use of human resources than finding every possible way to throw other people in jail. There's other ways to deal with problems.

Who are you, Sheriff Joe?
 
2014-02-07 04:59:52 AM  
 
2014-02-07 05:00:27 AM  

doglover: Who are you, Sheriff Joe?


ok. I'm done trying to talk to you.
 
2014-02-07 05:05:32 AM  
I had a hot nun (true story) in an English lit class in my freshman year of college.  She was just a student in the class like me.  She knew me from the church where I got my confirmation 3 years before (it's a Catholic thing, supposed to make you better than all the rest of the decrepit bastards).  I porked her for a few months until the semester was over and then took of the Ocean City Maryland for summer work.

I liked it and she liked it.

I found out 2 years later that she left the left the nunhood and became a professional stripper in NYC.  To this day, I'm not sure that what I did was a good thing or a bad thing.
 
2014-02-07 05:06:00 AM  
FTFA:

Tacoma schools spokesman Dan Voelpel said the district received an anonymous tip about allegations of sexual activity with students at Lincoln High on Tuesday and immediately passed that information along to the Tacoma Police Department.

Seems somebody got a bad grade in math and is out for revenge...
 
2014-02-07 05:10:54 AM  
I had a scaldingly hot 23 year old geometry teacher and for some, and who could guess why, reason it was the only class in the entirety of my highschool career that I got straight A'a in.
 
2014-02-07 05:32:05 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-07 05:37:31 AM  

log_jammin: doglover: Who are you, Sheriff Joe?

ok. I'm done trying to talk to you.


Good. Now you can listen.

upload.wikimedia.org

upload.wikimedia.org

upload.wikimedia.org

Do you not see the problem here?

These "Female teacher on teenage boy" non stories that are cherrypicked from literally MILLIONS of student-teacher relationships that are professional and in no way questionable each year are growing stale as the bread I was gonna give to ducks tomorrow.
 
2014-02-07 05:40:52 AM  

Varkoth: I wish I was her derivative.  That way, I could lie tangent to her curves.


Wolfman sez

If you've got da curves, baby
s18.postimg.org
I've got da angles.
 
2014-02-07 05:45:50 AM  

doglover: Good. Now you can listen.


*plonk*
 
2014-02-07 06:08:59 AM  
I had an Algebra teacher who was a little light in the loafers, if you get my drift.  <*wink* *nudge*> Don't think he ever crossed the line, sine, or cosine with a student, though.
 
2014-02-07 06:11:53 AM  
My seventh and eighth grade math teacher was my ideal type of woman. She was a BBW with gigantic breasts, long flowing dark brown hair and incredably beautiful. I always hoped she would teach me more that algebra, but alas, she insisted that for my ninth grade year, I be placed in the advanced high school calculus program. I never saw her again.
Where did you go, Mrs. Thompson?
 
2014-02-07 06:13:13 AM  

acad1228: My seventh and eighth grade math teacher was my ideal type of woman. She was a BBW with gigantic breasts, long flowing dark brown hair and incredably beautiful. I always hoped she would teach me more that algebra, but alas, she insisted that for my ninth grade year, I be placed in the advanced high school calculus program. I never saw her again.
Where did you go, Mrs. Thompson?


To Jenny Craig
 
2014-02-07 06:15:27 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Gawdzila: Nice.  Never had any hot math teachers, sadly.
I'd totally integrate with her inverted manifold, though!

I never had a teacher who was even remotely attractive.


That sucks.  I never had any hot math teachers, but had English, Art, and Chemistry teachers in HS who were totally fap-worthy.
 
2014-02-07 06:17:30 AM  
Meh... didn't live in America. High school math teacher was bangable (doggie style definitely, tolerable ass but face like an unmasked alien from "V"), serious issues, a guy from my class got lucky. Psych teacher also bangable, caught her and a friend doing the "if this van's rockin'..." thing in her VW Bus. Me? Nah, both hated my guts and were hated back, personalities about as incompatible as they come, enough to make even an oversexed teenager say "I wouldn't touch ya with someone else's dick". First semester economics teacher was (is!) an angel, shining personality, hot like an exposed plutonium core, owe her everything I understand about economics today >=) [She was engaged. DAMN!]. No "damage" sustained by my 2 classmates, both are stable, conventional family men today. Maybe America will come around on sex like it's coming around on weed. Maybe.
 
2014-02-07 06:32:19 AM  
I don't think I ever had a female maths teacher. They were almost all angry old men. I wouldn't have minded a crack at one of my French teachers, though. She was alright, maybe the latin teacher as well.
 
2014-02-07 06:37:24 AM  
High school boys banging this 24 y/o? child rape? Really?  C'mon man.

pbs.twimg.com

pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-02-07 06:38:14 AM  
When the republicker deam of bringing back slavery is fulfilled, this won't be a problem any more.

/Plus, she has hipster glasses and a puppy! Let her fark!
 
2014-02-07 06:39:27 AM  

Fubini: dletter: Honestly though... they probably should make it so you have to be at least 30 to teach in high school.... not that it would stop all of these cases, but, 24 isn't really THAT far away from 16-18 year olds that this should be shocking at all.  Especially if she isn't married or in a relationship.

So 24 year old women are so sex-crazed that they're unable to refrain from boinking 16-18 year olds? You're a classy person.

I'm pretty sure that 99.99% of women who graduate from college and start teaching at the age of 22-23 somehow avoid sexing up their students.


Just because first year teachers usually start in elementary. The rest go straight to banging students.
 
2014-02-07 06:42:56 AM  

doglover: Good. Now you can listen


Bravo.  People do entirely too little of that around here any more.

Basing it(the law) on "in a position of power" is absurd.  Basing it on an "abuse of a position of power"(ie coercion) could possibly be amended.

Teens are known the world over to be sexually active and have their own desires and fairly actively seek them out.  If they are grateful for what they received, people finding a problem with it have issues.

If they were threatened/coerced/forced into it, it should be like any other rape.(all of which should have higher punishments, from "authority" or no).
[Disclaimer: actual rape, not convictions based upon accusation alone, which there are far too many of]

/Niiiiiice
 
2014-02-07 06:43:58 AM  
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2014-02-07 06:46:30 AM  
I like how some people in this thread REALLY want to bang a 16yr old kid.
 
2014-02-07 06:50:01 AM  

Jyster: FTFA:

Tacoma schools spokesman Dan Voelpel said the district received an anonymous tip about allegations of sexual activity with students at Lincoln High on Tuesday and immediately passed that information along to the Tacoma Police Department.

Seems somebody got a bad grade in math and is out for revenge...


Can't believe you are the only one in the thread to point this out. Man, if anyone can just call in an anonymous tip and have the police come knocking, that's messed up. It's even more messed up that news organizations are allowed to publish stories on individuals that have yet to be charged with a crime. Even if she is 100% innocent, a quick Google search by future employers / students / friends will now show the top hit as "Tacoma Teacher Accused of Sex with Students."

Lawyer farkers, does she have any legal recourse against the stations/press if it turns out that this was all a retaliation-type accusation?
 
2014-02-07 06:51:14 AM  
Semi cute.

I seen better.
 
2014-02-07 06:52:39 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-07 06:56:04 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: My math teacher was also my tutor and I jack off to her and the dance teacher double teaming me to this day. Often.



letterstotwilight.com
 
2014-02-07 07:03:55 AM  

CruiserTwelve: I had a female math teacher in high school. Her name was Sister Mary Francine Elephant..


/obscure
 
2014-02-07 07:16:55 AM  

JoieD'Zen: CruiserTwelve: I had a female math teacher in high school. Her name was Sister Mary Francine Elephant..

/obscure


SHUTUP
 
2014-02-07 07:23:32 AM  
I just save time and assume all public school teachers are rapists. It really cuts down on the amount of Fark stories I need to read.
 
2014-02-07 07:24:47 AM  
Cute, but I get the sneaking suspicion that there's a big ole bucket of crazy hiding behind those Buddy Hollys.
 
2014-02-07 07:25:50 AM  
images.askmen.com

Subby might want to re-evaluate his definition of "hot math teacher"
 
2014-02-07 07:28:55 AM  

ChrisDe: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 375x500]


Better than 55378008
 
2014-02-07 07:29:51 AM  
I'd divide her 0.

/got nothing
 
2014-02-07 07:35:16 AM  
My seventh grade math teacher was a former playboy model.
 
2014-02-07 07:39:54 AM  

doglover: log_jammin: doglover: Who are you, Sheriff Joe?

ok. I'm done trying to talk to you.

Good. Now you can listen.







Do you not see the problem here?

These "Female teacher on teenage boy" non stories that are cherrypicked from literally MILLIONS of student-teacher relationships that are professional and in no way questionable each year are growing stale as the bread I was gonna give to ducks tomorrow.


It's true that the number of incarcerations for nonviolent crime us a problem, but I doubt teacher- student sex is a huge contributor.

Teachers exploiting children that way deserve jail time regardless.
 
2014-02-07 07:41:58 AM  

Jyster: FTFA:

Tacoma schools spokesman Dan Voelpel said the district received an anonymous tip about allegations of sexual activity with students at Lincoln High on Tuesday and immediately passed that information along to the Tacoma Police Department.

Seems somebody got a bad grade in math and is out for revenge...


This, or somebody's boyfriend was flirting with the teacher; regardless of any truth in the matter, the teacher's life is ruined and whoever phoned it in has no worries.
 
2014-02-07 07:56:39 AM  
Thanks for making me remember my smoking hot math teacher from college, Subby.

I would have integrated myself into that all day.
 
2014-02-07 07:59:58 AM  

Animatronik: It's true that the number of incarcerations for nonviolent crime us a problem, but I doubt teacher- student sex is a huge contributor.


Not per se, but it's indicative of a widespread cultural problem. Namely:

Animatronik: (insert small, nonviolent group here) deserve jail time regardless.


That's what's killing America. It used to be we could deal with our problems. Now we just want to throw everyone in jail for everything and pretend like we're not insane. The problem is that no small group of nonviolent criminals is the majority. But each group adds up.

The idiom the straw that broke the camel's back is from an Arabic proverb about how a camel is loaded beyond its capacity to move or stand.[1] This is a reference to any process by which cataclysmic failure (a broken back) is achieved by a seemingly inconsequential addition, a single straw.


We focus wholesale on a juicy story like this, devoting time and resources of government to deal with what is essentially a civil matter. Meanwhile we could be letting people sort their own shiat out and using those legal resources on tackling actual societal problems like patent trolling, outsourcing, Detroit, and any number of things.
 
2014-02-07 08:00:16 AM  

Langdon_777: drgloryboy: The school stated the victims will receive counseling....

Tearful "Why oh why did somoene have to rat her out" crying, sobbing

hehe and i agree with doglover and other sensible people in this thread.

PS - consentual sexual relations are meant to be fun, not a sin that will put you in jail or hell.


No, they aren't "meant" to be anything.
 
2014-02-07 08:05:06 AM  
Let's react the way the progressives/socialist react to every shooting.
Ban women as teachers for the safety of our children.
 
2014-02-07 08:10:22 AM  

lindalouwho: I hafta ask - if this happened to your daughters, not sons, wouldn't this thread have a whole different tone?

/knows the answer
//accepts that guys are guys
///need proof? I'm on farkin Fark, for cryin out loud


Well.. I can admit this is a touchy topic, but I witnessed this scenario back when I was in high school. A girl who was my age, the sister of my brother's best friend, who lived on the street next to mine was having an affair with our school's gym coach. She didn't tell us who the man was, but she described what they did and how she loved him. I had no idea who it was until it made the news, but I can't tell you she was hardly a 'victim'. We were seniors and he was 23.
 
2014-02-07 08:19:54 AM  
So, uh, how many times did 16 go into 24?
 
2014-02-07 08:23:21 AM  
If one of the charges against you includes the word "immoral" you should be instantly acquitted just on general principal...
 
2014-02-07 08:24:21 AM  
Good grief, another one of these?  I don't know how these teachers are trained when they start teaching high school, but it was made very clear to me when I was first hired to teach college 15 years ago that your students are off limits no matter how hot they are.  And when I started I was barely older than most of my students (I was 23), so it was tough enough being an authority figure.  Of course, I've found that it's a lot easier to keep it in your pants when a decent paycheck comes along every couple of weeks.

Never had an attractive female teacher at any level...I don't even think my high school had a female teacher under 55.  My sophomore year English teacher's old geezer perfume made it a challenge to keep from vomiting every day.
 
2014-02-07 08:32:40 AM  

Technoir: So, uh, how many times did 16 go into 24?


1.5 could be very close, the very first time an individual performs the equation.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-02-07 08:32:44 AM  
I had a female math teacher in the sense I took a class from her. I had her daughter in the sense that I dated her.
 
2014-02-07 08:36:12 AM  

BMFPitt: Thanks for making me remember my smoking hot math teacher from college, Subby.

I would have integrated myself into that all day.


I had one of those in '82...a 23-year-old goddess, now a 55-year-old matron with upper-arm flab that slides halfway down the car door when she's driving in the summer.
 
2014-02-07 08:36:46 AM  

petec: JoieD'Zen: CruiserTwelve: I had a female math teacher in high school. Her name was Sister Mary Francine Elephant..


/obscure


SHUTUP



Thank you.
 
2014-02-07 08:37:36 AM  

log_jammin: doglover: Good. Now you can listen.

*plonk*


Now you done it, doglover.  He's going full usenet.  I never thought it would come to this.
 
2014-02-07 08:57:18 AM  
I had a smoking hot female math teacher. Had a hot German language teacher too.

Millions of "troops" died because of them.
 
2014-02-07 08:58:00 AM  
Don't tell me there's no Double Standard.

Hot 24yr old math teacher, probably tired of all the Older 24-28yr old Dickwads she was dating and here's  a bunch of Younger Guys all running around her with their tongues hanging out and a boner in their pants that would probably do anything she wanted just to get a shot at her. HMMM, Tough Choice!
 
2014-02-07 09:06:38 AM  
"penis, penis, penis; vagina, vagina, vagina...."
 
2014-02-07 09:14:45 AM  

HawgWild: I had a hot chemistry teacher. Chemistry is a kind of math ...


imgs.xkcd.com

log_jammin: I would argue that a 16 year old isn't an adult.


Then, maybe we shouldn't let the little bastards have full control of fast-moving multi-ton death machines, either... Treating them as responsible enough to handle a very dangerous task like driving, while still considering them too irresponsible and immature to handle a much less deadly act like farking, is just schizophrenic...
 
2014-02-07 09:14:47 AM  

Technoir: So, uh, how many times did 16 go into 24?


1.5

Do you even math, bro?
 
2014-02-07 09:15:16 AM  
"Victims"?! "VICTIMS"?!
 
2014-02-07 09:24:47 AM  

RobSeace: Then, maybe we shouldn't let the little bastards have full control of fast-moving multi-ton death machines, either... Treating them as responsible enough to handle a very dangerous task like driving, while still considering them too irresponsible and immature to handle a much less deadly act like farking, is just schizophrenic...


let me know how schizophrenic it is when we let 16 year olds enter into contracts on their own. I mean, they can fark, so they may as well be able to sign up for a credit card on their own, right?
 
2014-02-07 09:27:26 AM  

Spanky McStupid: [images.askmen.com image 376x490]

Subby might want to re-evaluate his definition of "hot math teacher"


Yes, clearly, the woman in the article is hideous...

The REAL difference between the math teacher and your submission is that one had make-up artists, a professional class camera, proper glass, lighting and a photo editor.
 
2014-02-07 09:27:37 AM  

Stinkyy: "Victims"?! "VICTIMS"?!


This is a local story for us and the 'news' is all over it, reporting the counselors that are rushing to make things worse be on hand for the confused and frightened 'children'.
 
2014-02-07 09:33:19 AM  
I don't understand the poutrage. I had sex with my math, science, English and art teacher and I turned out ok.

/homeschooled.
 
2014-02-07 09:37:34 AM  

log_jammin: RobSeace: Then, maybe we shouldn't let the little bastards have full control of fast-moving multi-ton death machines, either... Treating them as responsible enough to handle a very dangerous task like driving, while still considering them too irresponsible and immature to handle a much less deadly act like farking, is just schizophrenic...

let me know how schizophrenic it is when we let 16 year olds enter into contracts on their own. I mean, they can fark, so they may as well be able to sign up for a credit card on their own, right?


You sign up to credit cards with your junk?
 
2014-02-07 09:48:42 AM  
This teacher-student thing isn't going away.
I wonder if you could have a law that blocked texts coming from a teacher to the students. Have a data base from the school uploaded to the students/family phone and block them.I wonder how often this gets started via texting or instant messaging.
 
2014-02-07 09:48:47 AM  
That is a hard looking 24 years old. She looks late 30s
 
2014-02-07 09:55:19 AM  
Shows what you know, Subby.

My Freshman high school geometry teacher was HOT, and probably the best math teacher I had.  All the kids wanted to have a go (am I British now?) at that, and when she got pregnant near the end of the year, the jokes were pretty prolific that she had gotten knocked up by a student.

/the rest of my math teachers were either men or old women.  le sigh.
 
2014-02-07 10:06:20 AM  

log_jammin: RobSeace: Then, maybe we shouldn't let the little bastards have full control of fast-moving multi-ton death machines, either... Treating them as responsible enough to handle a very dangerous task like driving, while still considering them too irresponsible and immature to handle a much less deadly act like farking, is just schizophrenic...

let me know how schizophrenic it is when we let 16 year olds enter into contracts on their own. I mean, they can fark, so they may as well be able to sign up for a credit card on their own, right?


I think you read me wrong... I didn't say we should let them fark; I said we should not let them drive! But, more importantly, we shouldn't allow the latter (which is far more deadly) while disallowing the former... At least be consistent in whether we consider them immature, irresponsible children or not...
 
2014-02-07 10:24:07 AM  

HawgWild: I had a hot chemistry teacher. Chemistry is a kind of math ...


The worst kind
 
2014-02-07 10:40:54 AM  

machoprogrammer: That is a hard looking 24 years old. She looks late 30s


Get your eyes checked.
 
2014-02-07 10:42:05 AM  

RobSeace: HawgWild: I had a hot chemistry teacher. Chemistry is a kind of math ...


[imgs.xkcd.com image 740x308]


i.imgur.com

 
2014-02-07 11:13:44 AM  
I very much want. Something about that lady really turns me over.
 
2014-02-07 11:14:52 AM  

log_jammin: doglover: 24/16 was common even in America up till recently.

so was child labor, slavery, blaming rape victims for being raped, and not allowing women to vote.


We should have retained one of those folkways.
 
2014-02-07 11:36:48 AM  
I'd divide her by zero just to see what happens....
 
2014-02-07 11:47:38 AM  
I'd let Winnie Cooper teach me math, if you know what I mean.
 
2014-02-07 11:53:16 AM  

doglover: log_jammin: doglover: Who are you, Sheriff Joe?

ok. I'm done trying to talk to you.

Good. Now you can listen.

Do you not see the problem here?

These "Female teacher on teenage boy" non stories that are cherrypicked from literally MILLIONS of student-teacher relationships that are professional and in no way questionable each year are growing stale as the bread I was gonna give to ducks tomorrow.


I notice you say "Female teacher on teenage boy"  so if the sexes were reversed you wouldn't hold the same opinion?
 
2014-02-07 01:22:01 PM  

JoieD'Zen: Jyster: FTFA:

Tacoma schools spokesman Dan Voelpel said the district received an anonymous tip about allegations of sexual activity with students at Lincoln High on Tuesday and immediately passed that information along to the Tacoma Police Department.

Seems somebody got a bad grade in math and is out for revenge...

This, or somebody's boyfriend was flirting with the teacher; regardless of any truth in the matter, the teacher's life is ruined and whoever phoned it in has no worries.


That happend to a teacher I had back in high school. It was a few years after I graduated and a couple girls were out in the hall making noise during classes. He went out there told them to STFU and get to class. They went to the office and told them that he had sex with them. It took a while but the truth finally came out, I think he sued the shiat out of the girls parents. His story even made it to 20/20.
 
2014-02-07 02:09:13 PM  
I think all the males that condone this activity and say stupid comments like "where were they when I was that young" or any of those other old idiotic comments should be pinged in the head with a metal baseball bat.
 
2014-02-07 02:49:33 PM  

log_jammin: gaspode: Difference is, those things are wrong. sex between adults is not.

I would argue that a 16 year old isn't an adult.

gaspode: Of course a teacher who gets it on with students should be fired immediately but it isnt a damned felony if they are past 16, not in sane countries.

age of consent varies by state, but I would say that her being in a position of authority over the kids is a bigger deal than whether or not they were a month past, or under, the age of consent.



What happened to innocent until proven guilty?
 
2014-02-07 03:23:45 PM  
Wouldn't it just be easier to have parent sign permission slips to let there snowflake bang there teacher?
 
2014-02-07 03:34:09 PM  
"Victims conflicted and confused about the teachers arrest."
Kids: Why did you arrest her? Who's a victim? Are you sure?

"Victims needing counseling for the accusations."
Kids: Why did you arrest her? Who's a victim? Are you sure?


If I was so lucky... "No Sir, nothing happened. It was just us kids wishing we could "do" her and someone overheard what they wanted to hear."
 
2014-02-07 05:32:31 PM  

Gordon Bennett: RobSeace: HawgWild: I had a hot chemistry teacher. Chemistry is a kind of math ...


[imgs.xkcd.com image 740x308]


[i.imgur.com image 850x137]


Lol, that's the biggest load of BS I've ever seen.
 
2014-02-07 08:16:41 PM  

Gawdzila: Gordon Bennett: RobSeace: HawgWild: I had a hot chemistry teacher. Chemistry is a kind of math ...


[imgs.xkcd.com image 740x308]


[i.imgur.com image 850x137]

Lol, that's the biggest load of BS I've ever seen.


Take it you've never been to the politics tab.  A lot more BS there.
 
2014-02-07 11:47:16 PM  
Should have known something was off? I mean, c'mon. FEMALE MATH TEACHER? That's so unbelievable it should have set off alarms from the start.
 
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