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(KIRO TV)   You never had a female math teacher, let alone a hottie that wants to extrapolate your outlying segments   (kirotv.com) divider line 135
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2014-02-06 08:36:34 PM
You never had a female math teacher,

I've had more female math teachers than male math teachers.
 
2014-02-06 08:46:50 PM
You never had a female

I've had more females than males.
 
2014-02-06 09:21:02 PM
I had a hot chemistry teacher. Chemistry is a kind of math ...
 
2014-02-06 10:57:44 PM
I had a sexy as hell female math teacher.
 
2014-02-06 11:29:59 PM
My math teacher was also my tutor and I jack off to her and the dance teacher double teaming me to this day. Often.
 
2014-02-06 11:33:33 PM
Honestly though... they probably should make it so you have to be at least 30 to teach in high school.... not that it would stop all of these cases, but, 24 isn't really THAT far away from 16-18 year olds that this should be shocking at all.  Especially if she isn't married or in a relationship.
 
2014-02-07 01:15:58 AM

dletter: Honestly though... they probably should make it so you have to be at least 30 to teach in high school.... not that it would stop all of these cases, but, 24 isn't really THAT far away from 16-18 year olds that this should be shocking at all.  Especially if she isn't married or in a relationship.


So 24 year old women are so sex-crazed that they're unable to refrain from boinking 16-18 year olds? You're a classy person.

I'm pretty sure that 99.99% of women who graduate from college and start teaching at the age of 22-23 somehow avoid sexing up their students.
 
2014-02-07 01:37:00 AM

Fubini: dletter: Honestly though... they probably should make it so you have to be at least 30 to teach in high school.... not that it would stop all of these cases, but, 24 isn't really THAT far away from 16-18 year olds that this should be shocking at all.  Especially if she isn't married or in a relationship.

So 24 year old women are so sex-crazed that they're unable to refrain from boinking 16-18 year olds? You're a classy person.

I'm pretty sure that 99.99% of women who graduate from college and start teaching at the age of 22-23 somehow avoid sexing up their students.


And pretty much every country but Saudi Arabia and America have better things to do than worry about 00.01% of very young teachers having sex. 24/16 was common even in America up till recently. Meanwhile, Rebulicans are still trying to fight Democrats and both parties sacrifice the poor for lobbyist money in the retarded war on drugs. We have real problems. This? It can be settled privately.
 
2014-02-07 02:12:41 AM

doglover: 24/16 was common even in America up till recently.


so was child labor, slavery, blaming rape victims for being raped, and not allowing women to vote.
 
2014-02-07 03:12:31 AM
She should have rationalized her behavior long before dividing by increasingly shrinking values.

/math teacher
//need to extrapolate another drink
 
2014-02-07 03:13:30 AM
I'd bisect her angle.
 
2014-02-07 03:15:53 AM

powhound: She should have rationalized her behavior long before dividing by increasingly shrinking values.

/math teacher
//need to extrapolate another drink


What really matters is whether her behavior was shrinking faster than her values as her values approached zero. Clearly not, or there wouldn't have been a problem.
 
2014-02-07 03:18:19 AM

log_jammin: doglover: 24/16 was common even in America up till recently.

so was child labor, slavery, blaming rape victims for being raped, and not allowing women to vote.


Rape culture?
 
2014-02-07 03:21:36 AM

Fubini: dletter: Honestly though... they probably should make it so you have to be at least 30 to teach in high school.... not that it would stop all of these cases, but, 24 isn't really THAT far away from 16-18 year olds that this should be shocking at all.  Especially if she isn't married or in a relationship.

So 24 year old women are so sex-crazed that they're unable to refrain from boinking 16-18 year olds? You're a classy person.

I'm pretty sure that 99.99% of women who graduate from college and start teaching at the age of 22-23 somehow avoid sexing up their students.


I am 100% sure that your math is very, very  wrong.
 
2014-02-07 03:22:03 AM
Nice.  Never had any hot math teachers, sadly.
I'd totally integrate with her inverted manifold, though!
 
2014-02-07 03:23:45 AM

Enigmamf: powhound: She should have rationalized her behavior long before dividing by increasingly shrinking values.

/math teacher
//need to extrapolate another drink

What really matters is whether her behavior was shrinking faster than her values as her values approached zero. Clearly not, or there wouldn't have been a problem.


She  clearly thought of bananas when she should have been thinking of limes.
 
2014-02-07 03:25:00 AM
I wish I was her derivative.  That way, I could lie tangent to her curves.
 
2014-02-07 03:26:51 AM

log_jammin: doglover: 24/16 was common even in America up till recently.

so was child labor, slavery, blaming rape victims for being raped, and not allowing women to vote.



So was dumping resources into mindlessly wasteful prosecution of minor issues while major problems strained society to breaking.

Here's a few choice issues that weren't properly addressed in a timely fashion:

3.bp.blogspot.com

lh4.googleusercontent.com

tokesignals.com

farrit.lili.org

This is not the past so much as the SOP of the American government. Shake the shiny keys of the small shiat and hope the peasants don't notice the big problems. The internet's not actually helping as much as it could. It's actually just making it easier to get bogged down in minutia. Similar issues exist today. The for profit prison system, the banks, the failed "war on drugs" that's still ruining lives, healtcare, poverty... There's actual social issues we should all be dealing with RIGHT NOW.

Instead, every other day, it's countless resources going to stories likes this: tiny problems made giant because ZOMG YOUNG PEOPLE LIKE SEX! or ZOMG PIT BULLS! or ZOMG LOOKING AT CIGARETTES CAUSES EYE CANCER!

It's just draining.
 
2014-02-07 03:28:38 AM

doglover: Fubini: dletter: Honestly though... they probably should make it so you have to be at least 30 to teach in high school.... not that it would stop all of these cases, but, 24 isn't really THAT far away from 16-18 year olds that this should be shocking at all.  Especially if she isn't married or in a relationship.

So 24 year old women are so sex-crazed that they're unable to refrain from boinking 16-18 year olds? You're a classy person.

I'm pretty sure that 99.99% of women who graduate from college and start teaching at the age of 22-23 somehow avoid sexing up their students.

And pretty much every country but Saudi Arabia and America have better things to do than worry about 00.01% of very young teachers having sex. 24/16 was common even in America up till recently. Meanwhile, Rebulicans are still trying to fight Democrats and both parties sacrifice the poor for lobbyist money in the retarded war on drugs. We have real problems. This? It can be settled privately.


They should just ditch the special laws for teachers.  Let them play by the normal ages of consent.  Sexing a student up may make sense as a career ending mistake and the employment contracts should be written as such, but i'm not sure you need a long prison sentence when if you did the same shiat with the neighbor's daughter it be entirely legal though.
 
2014-02-07 03:32:29 AM

Enigmamf: powhound: She should have rationalized her behavior long before dividing by increasingly shrinking values.

/math teacher
//need to extrapolate another drink

What really matters is whether her behavior was shrinking faster than her values as her values approached zero. Clearly not, or there wouldn't have been a problem.


She will need to be interviewed more closely to determine the characteristics of B and v.
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-07 03:32:33 AM

log_jammin: doglover: 24/16 was common even in America up till recently.

so was child labor, slavery, blaming rape victims for being raped, and not allowing women to vote.


Difference is, those things are wrong. sex between adults is not.

Of course a teacher who gets it on with students should be fired immediately but it isnt a damned felony if they are past 16, not in sane countries.
 
2014-02-07 03:32:48 AM

rzrwiresunrise: Rape culture?


Rebecca Watson? is that you?
 
2014-02-07 03:33:05 AM

Fubini: I'm pretty sure that 99.99% of women who graduate from college and start teaching at the age of 22-23 somehow avoid sexing up their students.


Yes, but you know they are thinking about it. Human nature.
 
2014-02-07 03:35:13 AM

doglover: Fubini: dletter: Honestly though... they probably should make it so you have to be at least 30 to teach in high school.... not that it would stop all of these cases, but, 24 isn't really THAT far away from 16-18 year olds that this should be shocking at all.  Especially if she isn't married or in a relationship.

So 24 year old women are so sex-crazed that they're unable to refrain from boinking 16-18 year olds? You're a classy person.

I'm pretty sure that 99.99% of women who graduate from college and start teaching at the age of 22-23 somehow avoid sexing up their students.

And pretty much every country but Saudi Arabia and America have better things to do than worry about 00.01% of very young teachers having sex. 24/16 was common even in America up till recently. Meanwhile, Rebulicans are still trying to fight Democrats and both parties sacrifice the poor for lobbyist money in the retarded war on drugs. We have real problems. This? It can be settled privately.


But....don't these teacher ever read the new and see how many of them get busted? Or is it just the "it can't /won't happen to me" mentality most of us had when we were young. Or just the same arrogance of people like, I dunno.....polititions?
 
2014-02-07 03:36:40 AM

gaspode: Difference is, those things are wrong. sex between adults is not.


I would argue that a 16 year old isn't an adult.

gaspode: Of course a teacher who gets it on with students should be fired immediately but it isnt a damned felony if they are past 16, not in sane countries.


age of consent varies by state, but I would say that her being in a position of authority over the kids is a bigger deal than whether or not they were a month past, or under, the age of consent.
 
2014-02-07 03:38:03 AM

powhound: She will need to be interviewed more closely to determine the characteristics of B and v.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-07 03:41:58 AM

log_jammin: I would argue that a 16 year old isn't an adult.


But it's a decent age of consent. 6 billion people can't be wrong. or Do you really want to emulate Islamic law in 2014?
 
2014-02-07 03:43:13 AM

log_jammin: gaspode: Difference is, those things are wrong. sex between adults is not.

I would argue that a 16 year old isn't an adult.

gaspode: Of course a teacher who gets it on with students should be fired immediately but it isnt a damned felony if they are past 16, not in sane countries.

age of consent varies by state, but I would say that her being in a position of authority over the kids is a bigger deal than whether or not they were a month past, or under, the age of consent.


You would be wrong on all biological and historic grounds. You have of course the right to this opinion but it is hogwash in mine.

As I said, fire her ass
 
2014-02-07 03:44:23 AM
The only teacher I would have been interested in boinking in high school was my math teacher. Many kittens have died on her account. *sigh*
 
2014-02-07 03:47:55 AM
My 9th grade creative lit teacher got busted for farking around with a student( a few years after I'd finished). Ms. Hausel. She looked like a young Teri Hatcher, but prettier.
 
2014-02-07 03:49:27 AM
She wont be the last one.
 
2014-02-07 03:50:40 AM

dletter: Honestly though... they probably should make it so you have to be at least 30 to teach in high school.... not that it would stop all of these cases, but, 24 isn't really THAT far away from 16-18 year olds that this should be shocking at all.  Especially if she isn't married or in a relationship.


Yep. Back in high school ('87 or '88) I had a 25 year old math teacher. She was a red headed fox with a British accent and she liked wearing tight skirts. I always hoped for a Penthouse Letters situation with her, as did every boy in school, but it wasn't meant to be.
 
2014-02-07 03:51:35 AM
if the pic is any indication, doggie style is in order.
 
2014-02-07 03:55:01 AM

log_jammin: rzrwiresunrise: Rape culture?

Rebecca Watson? is that you?


Actually, I think I was replying to her.
 
2014-02-07 03:58:01 AM
There were three victims.

/thatword.jpg
 
2014-02-07 03:58:52 AM
Whatever. I had a substitute English TA who helped me conjugate some irregular verbs. In my mother tongue.
 
2014-02-07 04:03:36 AM

NickelP: doglover: Fubini: dletter: Honestly though... they probably should make it so you have to be at least 30 to teach in high school.... not that it would stop all of these cases, but, 24 isn't really THAT far away from 16-18 year olds that this should be shocking at all.  Especially if she isn't married or in a relationship.

So 24 year old women are so sex-crazed that they're unable to refrain from boinking 16-18 year olds? You're a classy person.

I'm pretty sure that 99.99% of women who graduate from college and start teaching at the age of 22-23 somehow avoid sexing up their students.

And pretty much every country but Saudi Arabia and America have better things to do than worry about 00.01% of very young teachers having sex. 24/16 was common even in America up till recently. Meanwhile, Rebulicans are still trying to fight Democrats and both parties sacrifice the poor for lobbyist money in the retarded war on drugs. We have real problems. This? It can be settled privately.

They should just ditch the special laws for teachers.  Let them play by the normal ages of consent.  Sexing a student up may make sense as a career ending mistake and the employment contracts should be written as such, but i'm not sure you need a long prison sentence when if you did the same shiat with the neighbor's daughter it be entirely legal though.


Being in a position of power puts it in a different category of crime.
 
2014-02-07 04:05:02 AM
In 8th grade we had a math/computer teacher who was so insanely hot that I think about her to this day.

She was Indian and wore suede skirts with fluffy sweaters. In the computer lab there where Apple IIEs around the outside, and an island with four Macs in the center (private school), leaving very little room to get around people. It was my most favorite thing in the world to squeeze by behind her.
 
2014-02-07 04:14:25 AM
The school stated the victims will receive counseling....

Tearful "Why oh why did somoene have to rat her out" crying, sobbing
 
2014-02-07 04:15:09 AM
I had a female math teacher in high school. Her name was Sister Mary Francine.
 
2014-02-07 04:17:37 AM

Gawdzila: Nice.  Never had any hot math teachers, sadly.
I'd totally integrate with her inverted manifold, though!


I never had a teacher who was even remotely attractive.
 
2014-02-07 04:18:17 AM

CruiserTwelve: I had a female math teacher in high school. Her name was Sister Mary Francine.


Nuns, so hot. did you know that under their habits they're naked.
 
2014-02-07 04:20:42 AM

CruiserTwelve: I had a female math teacher in high school. Her name was Sister Mary Francine.


i135.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-07 04:22:16 AM

CruiserTwelve: I had a female math teacher in high school. Her name was Sister Mary Francine.


Was she hot?
 
2014-02-07 04:23:31 AM

drgloryboy: The school stated the victims will receive counseling....

Tearful "Why oh why did somoene have to rat her out" crying, sobbing


hehe and i agree with doglover and other sensible people in this thread.

PS - consentual sexual relations are meant to be fun, not a sin that will put you in jail or hell.
 
2014-02-07 04:24:41 AM

lindalouwho: NickelP: doglover: Fubini: dletter: Honestly though... they probably should make it so you have to be at least 30 to teach in high school.... not that it would stop all of these cases, but, 24 isn't really THAT far away from 16-18 year olds that this should be shocking at all.  Especially if she isn't married or in a relationship.

So 24 year old women are so sex-crazed that they're unable to refrain from boinking 16-18 year olds? You're a classy person.

I'm pretty sure that 99.99% of women who graduate from college and start teaching at the age of 22-23 somehow avoid sexing up their students.

And pretty much every country but Saudi Arabia and America have better things to do than worry about 00.01% of very young teachers having sex. 24/16 was common even in America up till recently. Meanwhile, Rebulicans are still trying to fight Democrats and both parties sacrifice the poor for lobbyist money in the retarded war on drugs. We have real problems. This? It can be settled privately.

They should just ditch the special laws for teachers.  Let them play by the normal ages of consent.  Sexing a student up may make sense as a career ending mistake and the employment contracts should be written as such, but i'm not sure you need a long prison sentence when if you did the same shiat with the neighbor's daughter it be entirely legal though.

Being in a position of power puts it in a different category of crime.


why? we manage to deal with abuse of authority problems civilly in every other context.
 
2014-02-07 04:28:02 AM
I'd graph her asymptotes.
 
2014-02-07 04:29:52 AM

NickelP: why? we manage to deal with abuse of authority problems civilly in every other context.


Well, in "civil" court is usually the opposite of behaving "civilly", but still you're right.
 
2014-02-07 04:33:08 AM
My high school math teacher married a student right after she graduated. Before then, he was known to spend a lot of time "tutoring" her.
 
2014-02-07 04:41:27 AM

NickelP: lindalouwho: NickelP: doglover: Fubini: dletter: Honestly though... they probably should make it so you have to be at least 30 to teach in high school.... not that it would stop all of these cases, but, 24 isn't really THAT far away from 16-18 year olds that this should be shocking at all.  Especially if she isn't married or in a relationship.

So 24 year old women are so sex-crazed that they're unable to refrain from boinking 16-18 year olds? You're a classy person.

I'm pretty sure that 99.99% of women who graduate from college and start teaching at the age of 22-23 somehow avoid sexing up their students.

And pretty much every country but Saudi Arabia and America have better things to do than worry about 00.01% of very young teachers having sex. 24/16 was common even in America up till recently. Meanwhile, Rebulicans are still trying to fight Democrats and both parties sacrifice the poor for lobbyist money in the retarded war on drugs. We have real problems. This? It can be settled privately.

They should just ditch the special laws for teachers.  Let them play by the normal ages of consent.  Sexing a student up may make sense as a career ending mistake and the employment contracts should be written as such, but i'm not sure you need a long prison sentence when if you did the same shiat with the neighbor's daughter it be entirely legal though.

Being in a position of power puts it in a different category of crime.

why? we manage to deal with abuse of authority problems civilly in every other context.


Minors makes it different. And with that, if they are in a state where the kid *is* the age of consent it doesn't matter. Come to think of it, would still be a "special victim crime" if the kid was an 18yr old senior. Sorry, don't know all the details.
 
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