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(The Smoking Gun)   Noah's urine fell onto the head and face of a cop, and he was pleased. He was also arrested   (thesmokinggun.com ) divider line
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2014-02-06 05:43:48 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

You gonna get raped...
 
2014-02-06 05:49:04 PM  
Hahaha elevated snipers nest.
 
2014-02-06 05:49:39 PM  
'Hero' and/or 'Dumbass' tags could also have been used here.
 
2014-02-06 05:49:48 PM  
knuckledraggin.com

A friend once spent 5 minutes at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green.
 
2014-02-06 05:52:01 PM  
Oh, that's one of those 'i felt like a good idea at the time' moments.
 
2014-02-06 05:52:40 PM  
♫ It's like rai-i-ai-i-aiiinnnn.... ♫
 
2014-02-06 06:00:56 PM  
I'm surprised he looked ok in the mugshot. I expected two black eyes, a missing ear, and a cracked skull.
 
2014-02-06 06:04:32 PM  
I wonder how much of an arc he had on that shot?
 
2014-02-06 06:08:46 PM  
Bet the cop pays good money for that same kind of service on weekends off.
 
2014-02-06 06:14:07 PM  
Urine trouble now noah....hahaha
 
2014-02-06 06:18:51 PM  
I'm a LEO. Kudos to the officers for remaining calm in the line of duty. I have to be honest in saying I probably would have reacted in an angry, yet restrained manner. Maybe some pepper spray or a rough take down on hard pavement is always fun. My favorite thing to do is to taser young punks like this frat boy. It wipes their drunk smiles right off their face, and they learn a lesson not to pee on you ever again.
 
2014-02-06 06:22:13 PM  

Mark Ratner: I'm a LEO. Kudos to the officers for remaining calm in the line of duty. I have to be honest in saying I probably would have reacted in an angry, yet restrained manner. Maybe some pepper spray or a rough take down on hard pavement is always fun. My favorite thing to do is to taser young punks like this frat boy. It wipes their drunk smiles right off their face, and they learn a lesson not to pee on you ever again.


We got a badass over here...
 
2014-02-06 06:30:07 PM  

Mark Ratner: I'm a LEO. Kudos to the officers for remaining calm in the line of duty. I have to be honest in saying I probably would have reacted in an angry, yet restrained manner. Maybe some pepper spray or a rough take down on hard pavement is always fun. My favorite thing to do is to taser young punks like this frat boy. It wipes their drunk smiles right off their face, and they learn a lesson not to pee on you ever again.


and you wonder why anyone would piss on you.
 
2014-02-06 06:40:00 PM  
The officer in question?

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2014-02-06 06:43:44 PM  

some_beer_drinker: Mark Ratner: I'm a LEO. Kudos to the officers for remaining calm in the line of duty. I have to be honest in saying I probably would have reacted in an angry, yet restrained manner. Maybe some pepper spray or a rough take down on hard pavement is always fun. My favorite thing to do is to taser young punks like this frat boy. It wipes their drunk smiles right off their face, and they learn a lesson not to pee on you ever again.

and you wonder why anyone would piss on you.


It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on
 
2014-02-06 06:52:08 PM  
Frat bro

die
 
2014-02-06 06:53:46 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Mark Ratner: I'm a LEO. Kudos to the officers for remaining calm in the line of duty. I have to be honest in saying I probably would have reacted in an angry, yet restrained manner. Maybe some pepper spray or a rough take down on hard pavement is always fun. My favorite thing to do is to taser young punks like this frat boy. It wipes their drunk smiles right off their face, and they learn a lesson not to pee on you ever again.

We got a badass over here...


I see you're from St. Louis. I'll keep an eye out for a perp with the last name of Shabooboo. You just made the list, pal. ;-)
 
2014-02-06 07:08:50 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: I wonder how much of an arc he had on that shot?


300 cubits.
 
2014-02-06 07:11:36 PM  
Cop 1: What's the weather like outside?

Cop 2: It's pissing* down.

Cop 1: Who's the perp and what is he charged with?

Cop 2: Noah. I'm charging him with creating a public nuisance and pissing into the wind. Who's on the bench this morning?

Cop 1: Judge Judy.

Cop 2: Perfect


*In Swahili, the word for raining is literally "pissing". But of course, the rain down in Africa is a lot warmer and tends to be coloured by dust.

This has been another police procedural sitcom by Brantgoose. Bless you Bull, wherever you are!
 
2014-02-06 07:36:42 PM  
God bless that frat bro
 
2014-02-06 08:08:59 PM  

Mark Ratner: Mr. Shabooboo: Mark Ratner: I'm a LEO. Kudos to the officers for remaining calm in the line of duty. I have to be honest in saying I probably would have reacted in an angry, yet restrained manner. Maybe some pepper spray or a rough take down on hard pavement is always fun. My favorite thing to do is to taser young punks like this frat boy. It wipes their drunk smiles right off their face, and they learn a lesson not to pee on you ever again.

We got a badass over here...

I see you're from St. Louis. I'll keep an eye out for a perp with the last name of Shabooboo. You just made the list, pal. ;-)


HA!
 
2014-02-06 08:20:29 PM  
cheaperthantherapy.me
 
2014-02-06 08:22:49 PM  
Outlaw Fraternity!

They are walking the walk.
 
2014-02-06 08:33:02 PM  
I don't know why, but the headline made me laugh louder than it should have.

Kudos, subby
 
2014-02-06 08:38:49 PM  

Russ1642: I'm surprised he looked ok in the mugshot. I expected two black eyes, a missing ear, and a cracked skull.


Yeah, he didn't die, so he should be glad with whatever sentence he gets, really.
 
2014-02-06 09:07:38 PM  
Cops must have learned no to beat suspects where it shows.
 
2014-02-06 09:15:47 PM  

Mark Ratner: I'm a LEO. Kudos to the officers for remaining calm in the line of duty. I have to be honest in saying I probably would have reacted in an angry, yet restrained manner. Maybe some pepper spray or a rough take down on hard pavement is always fun. My favorite thing to do is to taser young punks like this frat boy. It wipes their drunk smiles right off their face, and they learn a lesson not to pee on you ever again.


Get pissed on often, but never by the same bro twice?
 
2014-02-06 09:32:21 PM  
I'm not really a LEO. I'm a Pisces. I troll for the lulz.
 
2014-02-06 10:00:54 PM  

Mark Ratner: I'm not really a LEO. I'm a Pisces. I troll for the lulz.


i am beginning to like you mark ratner...lol
 
2014-02-06 11:08:25 PM  
Back stairs are a good place to piss. The cop might have walked into the stream with neither party seeing the other. This could account for the intact nature of the kid's face.
 
2014-02-07 01:38:10 AM  
FTA: "...a cop, who subsequently received treatment at a local hospital for "bodily fluid exposure..."

Lame.
 
2014-02-07 01:55:32 AM  

some_beer_drinker: Mark Ratner: I'm not really a LEO. I'm a Pisces. I troll for the lulz.

i am beginning to like you mark ratner...lol


was it believable? :-) I like you too...impressive amount of green lights! (your post in the black history month lunch menu made me laugh...brilliant, dude)
 
2014-02-07 03:08:03 AM  
If I was the cop he would have "accidentally" fallen off the balcony trying to resist arrest.
 
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