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(Everlasting GOPstoppers)   Hey Utards, this is how you do it. "Houston man pays delinquent lunch accounts for 60 elementary school kids"   (theeverlastinggopstoppers.com) divider line 47
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2014-02-06 03:55:18 PM
3 votes:

kimwim: bluenovaman: a socialist

And, what's wrong with being a socialist? When I was first dating my now husband, he told me he was a socialist at heart, I rolled my eyes, not knowing even what one was. Thinking he was a nutter. Now, I don't even know what would be wrong with being one, inclined to becoming one myself, taking myself off the dem rolls in town, and join the socialist party. Because it's clear what we've got now really isn't working.


1.bp.blogspot.comSocialism didn't work in Russia, Socialism didn't work in Europe, and Socialism won't work in America.
2014-02-06 03:53:52 PM
3 votes:

TomD9938: what_now: A kid cannot learn if he's hungry


Why do we take this oft-repeated line as some sort of gospel?

I happen to work better and am more alert on an empty stomach than I am after eating a large meal.

So long as nutrients are had at some point of the day, it's all good.


Yeah, it's almost like you're trying to push your anecdote as data. It's also like you don't recognize that children are growing, and if they don't get the nutrition they need, it's going to cause them health problems later on down the road.

On a scale of 1 to 10, I rate your post a 10, as in, eat 10 bowls of dicks. I'm sure that'll make you less hungry.
2014-02-06 03:15:08 PM
3 votes:

SubBass49: BTW...the school where I teach feeds over 2,000 kids per day breakfast & lunch for free (entire school population), but the kids waste so much of it that the seagulls fly about 20+ miles from the coast at lunch time to scavenge the utter waste-field that is left.

/BTW, most of the kids have smart-phones
//Many of the kids have BEATS headphones


Neither of my boys (ages 19 and 12) has a cellphone. They don't need them. My oldest, a senior in high school, has maybe 3 friends that he talks to at home and he does that on Xbox or Skype. My youngest uses my phone. When I was a kid, we had *one* phone line in the house and I managed to survive - I didn't even *gasp* have a phone in my room until after I graduated high school.

A couple months ago, I called the high school to let them know my husband was going to pick up my son. The boy is absentminded so I asked the girl on the other end (a student aid at the office) if she could get a message to him. "Can't you just text him?" she asked. When I said that he didn't have a cell, she said, "Are you serious??? He really doesn't have a cell?" Nevermind the fact that students aren't supposed to be using their damn phones during class anyway.

Yeah, I'm old. So what. The onion on my belt is all the company I need.
2014-02-06 02:58:15 PM
3 votes:

Nemo's Brother: 60 parents that would rather spend their money on cable, 40s and smokes instead of pay for their children to eat.


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2014-02-06 02:55:33 PM
3 votes:
Subby, please. Utah is consistently surveyed as the most religious state in the country. You really think people like that feel any responsibility to help others? Don't be naïve.
2014-02-06 02:55:06 PM
3 votes:

Nemo's Brother: 60 parents that would rather spend their money on cable, 40s and smokes instead of pay for their children to eat.


www.nonlintec.com
2014-02-06 02:50:46 PM
3 votes:
60 parents that would rather spend their money on cable, 40s and smokes instead of pay for their children to eat.
2014-02-06 04:31:31 PM
2 votes:

KidneyStone: Nice gesture, but now the parents will just wait until someone else pays off the account.


Yeah, the parents won't learn anything!  Starve their kids some more until the parents learn!  That seams totally reasonable.
2014-02-06 04:29:56 PM
2 votes:
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Hey u-tards!
2014-02-06 04:26:56 PM
2 votes:
Why don't they just teach the f*ckin' kids how to fish?
2014-02-06 04:01:18 PM
2 votes:
ITT:

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2014-02-06 03:17:39 PM
2 votes:

urbangirl: oldfarthenry: Holy sh*t! How did a feel-good article on feeding poor kids lunches turn into a "f**k you - me first - hate the poor" thread?
Some of y'all have to go to the gun-range and fire off some rounds of hostility or sumpin'.

Got ugly real quick, didn't it?


I'm afraid half the peeps in this thread are going to jack-boot it down to the salvation army and start kicking po' folk in the jimmies.
I thought I accidentally logged on to a Free Republic forum.
2014-02-06 03:10:22 PM
2 votes:
Thanks for the dramatic video re-enactment Click2Houston, I was having difficulty visualizing what a man taking out his wallet and paying for something looks like.
2014-02-06 03:07:33 PM
2 votes:
SubBass49:

- What alternatives should be offered up to deal with deadbeat parents CAPABLE of paying for their own damn food who choose not to?

Forced sterilization and removal of the kids from the parents, and then send the parents into the desert to dig ditches.

I'm kidding about one of the three options.
2014-02-06 03:04:23 PM
2 votes:
Oh, for f***'s sake. Yes, the decision to follow policy rather than think about how their actions would look was ridiculous. But the histrionics that have followed have lost all sense of perspective, and calling this guy a "hero" for ostentatiously paying the bills is beyond idiotic.
2014-02-06 03:03:32 PM
2 votes:
What do they do for the poor snowflake with no money who is lactose intolerant and has a gluten sensitivity?
2014-02-06 03:02:35 PM
2 votes:
this is all so crazy to me. IDK how their school systems can't afford the bill. I mean, I don't have kids but doesn't your taxes pay for lunches at schools? Or maybe just tell aramark or whoever is supplying the food that they have to support these kids too to get the contract.
2014-02-06 02:55:34 PM
2 votes:

rkiller1: The nutritional horror of cheese sandwiches?   Come to think of it, where can I get mine?


Get an only clothes iron from a garage sale for a quarter, charge kids a nickel to grill their sandwiches, profit.
2014-02-06 02:54:22 PM
2 votes:

Nemo's Brother: 60 parents that would rather spend their money on cable, 40s and smokes instead of pay for their children to eat.


So vote republican.

And BTW, you're still a piece of shiat.
2014-02-06 10:08:12 PM
1 votes:

Chach: bluenovaman: kimwim: bluenovaman: a socialist

And, what's wrong with being a socialist? When I was first dating my now husband, he told me he was a socialist at heart, I rolled my eyes, not knowing even what one was. Thinking he was a nutter. Now, I don't even know what would be wrong with being one, inclined to becoming one myself, taking myself off the dem rolls in town, and join the socialist party. Because it's clear what we've got now really isn't working.

My friends call me one all the time (along with dirty hippie among other amusing labels), I wouldn't go so far as to agree with them on that, but I'm not ashamed of the label.  I'm happy to support my fellow working class Americans against the tyranny of the GOP.

The libs do as much as the GOP to fark the working class.


I don't consider myself a lib, I am pretty much in the middle. But BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2014-02-06 06:57:31 PM
1 votes:
I know I'm late.  Did he buy them bootstraps?
2014-02-06 05:57:50 PM
1 votes:

TomD9938: rkiller1: So even though the kids had received, continued to receive and will in the future receive free lunches, there is outrage here about military spending and the GOP.
Interesting logic.


Yeah, this thread took a weird turn right out of the gate.

/ my dad would rather have died than to have a stranger pay for my lunch.


Wow, what a guy.
2014-02-06 05:27:36 PM
1 votes:

Pitabred: FarkedOver: dpzum1: Put everything into one big pile and then dole it out...From those according to their ability, to those according to their need.
Karl Marx, a really successful chap.

You've never really read much Marx, have you?

Conservatives like that have never really had much use for "facts" or "reality" or "research", not when they've got a really good gut feeling to go with...


Like Marxism=Stalinism=Best Koreaism
2014-02-06 05:22:02 PM
1 votes:

Death Whisper: kimwim: bluenovaman: a socialist

And, what's wrong with being a socialist? When I was first dating my now husband, he told me he was a socialist at heart, I rolled my eyes, not knowing even what one was. Thinking he was a nutter. Now, I don't even know what would be wrong with being one, inclined to becoming one myself, taking myself off the dem rolls in town, and join the socialist party. Because it's clear what we've got now really isn't working.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 600x300]Socialism didn't work in Russia, Socialism didn't work in Europe, and Socialism won't work in America.


It's also not very Christian either. Jesus/God didn't want us to be kind to each other and do all that loving each other shiat. He wanted us to build bombs and guns and planes and to use them on brown people who don't speak American. He wanted us to go home and rape our wives after praying to him in church. He wants children who's lunch accounts run dry to starve because not having money is un-Christian. Jesus/God wants us all to be rich no matter what it takes to get there.

/am I doing it right?
2014-02-06 04:49:18 PM
1 votes:

SubBass49: I'm a liberal who has taught for the past 13 years in a low-income urban school, and I am a bit annoyed by a lack of points being made here...

- ALL public school students whose families meet income guidelines can get free or reduced-price lunches from school.

- In order for the kids to have negative balances on their lunch accounts, it means their families CAN afford to feed them OR pay for their food, but they chose not to.

- What alternatives should be offered up to deal with deadbeat parents CAPABLE of paying for their own damn food who choose not to?


BUT EVIL GOP AND DERP!!!!!
2014-02-06 04:32:33 PM
1 votes:
The horror of a cheese sandwich! When my son was in elementary school, that's what he TOOK from home for his lunch. He wouldn't eat anything from the cafeteria and hated lunch meat or even PB&J. I suppose I was abusing him by sending food he would actually eat. Bad mom.
2014-02-06 04:28:07 PM
1 votes:
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Marge, I agree with you -- in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory.
2014-02-06 04:27:28 PM
1 votes:

Dadburns: Dirtybird971: damphool

Whatchoo Talkinbout: utard


LOL. Subby must be from Wyoming. That is the only place where I have heard the term "Utards." In case you guys are serious about not getting the reference, it's a derogatory reference to the residents of Utah. It's like those of us in the great State of Kansas referring to the bastard land to our east as "Misery" or the "Show Me... How to Drive" State.

Those of us from civilization call all those states "fly over" states.

/jk

Joplin Mo. resident here; "You be trollin'...  I be goin' for the hook!" lol


DirtyBird971: Definitely better to fly over than drive through (I-70 from Salina, Ks to Denver, Co is like being trapped in a 7 hour animated gif of farm land).  Besides, we gotta keeps all you foreigners offs our land!
Dadburns: Hehe, ya caught me trollin there.  I love Missouri... Every time I go I feel so much less depressed about living in Kansas. =)
2014-02-06 04:20:38 PM
1 votes:

rkiller1: FarkedOver: iheartscotch: If you can overcome the whole selfishness thing; I'll start sowing red flags with stars, hammers and sickles. Until then, I'll stick with the current version of capitalism.

Translated: "I like my stature in life.  I know the planet is capable of feeding everyone, but if some people have to go hungry in order for me to have a quality life, fark 'em."

Hunger? Is there a hunger problem anymore?


Yes, yes it is.  At this point I'm confident you're just being a contrary a-hole, but I'll beat my head against the wall anyway.
2014-02-06 04:16:08 PM
1 votes:

ongbok: Why can't the schools just provide free lunch and breakfast to all students? I'm sure the money is there for it. Wouldn't this be better than having hungry kids or school officials punishing kids by embarrassing them because they have poor parents or parents that are inattentive assholes? Trust me, you take it out on a kid because their parent is an asshole, you will end up with a kid who is an asshole.


Because, by God, we had to trudge to school with our lunches and our dads would rather literally cut their own heads off than let us have a lunch paid for by the state god damn it!  If you give kids free healthy, warm breakfasts and lunches with a variety of foods, protein and fresh produce, they'll most definitely decide to drop out of school and go on welfare and get everything for free! Study it out!  It's the parents responsibility and if they drop the ball on that responsibility, why then, the kids should definitely pay the price!
2014-02-06 04:09:51 PM
1 votes:
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2014-02-06 03:51:15 PM
1 votes:

TomD9938: I suppose you're one of those "breakfast is the most important meal of the day" people.


You mean...one of those people who understands how nutrition works?
2014-02-06 03:41:14 PM
1 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: I AM a selfish asshole, and I too, believe in funding our schools. My reasoning is that it's worth the money to not have a bunch of uneducated retards running around. Stupid people are funny for a short while...then they get annoying.


This thread has certainly proven that statement.
2014-02-06 03:38:46 PM
1 votes:

Ed Grubermann: I don't even have kids and I'm okay with my taxes being used to pay for school lunches for all students. And I'm even okay with paying more taxes to make sure that schools get the funding they need for all programs. But I'm not a selfish asshole.


I AM a selfish asshole, and I too, believe in funding our schools. My reasoning is that it's worth the money to not have a bunch of uneducated retards running around. Stupid people are funny for a short while...then they get annoying.
2014-02-06 03:33:47 PM
1 votes:

what_now: dpzum1: me wanting to keep what I've earned, not give it to you or the government,

Oh this bullshiat.

You know how you've never been attacked by Vikings? Why do you think that is?


Mainly because Vikings use oaken galleys and we have cruise missiles?

Also, it's a long sail from Norway to the US.

Also Vikings, as a raiding force, haven't existed for 800-500 ish years.

Also, the discovery of steel greatly inhibited the ability of the Vikings armed with iron in the whole plundering thing.
2014-02-06 03:33:39 PM
1 votes:
My conservative friends like to use the phrase "personal responsibility" quite a lot lately. Clearly, these children are not personally responsible, and no amount of charity will make them so. If they don't want cold cheese sandwiches, then they need to get themselves an education in any number of applied, vocational disciplines.
2014-02-06 03:17:18 PM
1 votes:

TomD9938: what_now: TomD9938: / my dad would rather have died than to have a stranger pay for my lunch.

Oh. Well than all dad's must be like yours.

A kid cannot learn if he's hungry, and a kid that doesn't learn will never be any benefit to society.


As subbass49 pointed out, these are families who can afford the school lunches (otherwise they'd be getting the free / reduced rate) and just don't bother to pay.

You defend that?


YES!!

I want my tax dollars to feed hungry children. I can't think of a BETTER use of my tax dollars, than to feed hungry children.


If I have to pay more in taxes because someone is gaming the system, but the result is that we don't have hungry children, I am ok with paying higher taxes.


My God, the USS Gerald Ford is scheduled to cost around $35,000,000,000. That's a waste. A farking turkey sandwich is not.
2014-02-06 03:12:20 PM
1 votes:

oldfarthenry: Some of y'all have to go to the gun-range and fire off some rounds of hostility or sumpin'.


I'm pretty sure most of their moms were downrange when someone was shooting of an M-16, and they're all the babies of the left-over sperm on the barrel after their carefully inbred fathers finished jacking off on their extra large magazines.
2014-02-06 03:10:25 PM
1 votes:

limboslam: So the parents can't affor $8 bucks a month? I woder if they have smart phones.


Why do you woder that?
2014-02-06 03:08:10 PM
1 votes:

jedikinkoid: Oh, for f***'s sake. Yes, the decision to follow policy rather than think about how their actions would look was ridiculous. But the histrionics that have followed have lost all sense of perspective, and calling this guy a "hero" for ostentatiously paying the bills is beyond idiotic.


Well, get Drew to make a "Damn nice fellow" tag and we can use that next time. Ok?
2014-02-06 03:07:07 PM
1 votes:
Feed them Sochi Dogs

/JK guy is a Real American Hero
2014-02-06 03:03:55 PM
1 votes:

Dirtybird971: this is all so crazy to me. IDK how their school systems can't afford the bill. I mean, I don't have kids but doesn't your taxes pay for lunches at schools? Or maybe just tell aramark or whoever is supplying the food that they have to support these kids too to get the contract.


You know how I can tell you DNRTFA?
2014-02-06 03:00:44 PM
1 votes:
maybe if it weren't for the burden of administrative costs a little bit of the money pumped into our schools could go to feeding the students and more to our teachers!

we feed our soldiers, why not feed our future soldiers?
2014-02-06 02:56:25 PM
1 votes:
I'm a liberal who has taught for the past 13 years in a low-income urban school, and I am a bit annoyed by a lack of points being made here...

- ALL public school students whose families meet income guidelines can get free or reduced-price lunches from school.

- In order for the kids to have negative balances on their lunch accounts, it means their families CAN afford to feed them OR pay for their food, but they chose not to.

- What alternatives should be offered up to deal with deadbeat parents CAPABLE of paying for their own damn food who choose not to?
2014-02-06 02:54:07 PM
1 votes:

Nemo's Brother: 60 parents that would rather spend their money on cable, 40s and smokes instead of pay for their children to eat.


Yup, and nothing will ever change this.  So do you want to just look the other way and do nothing about it?
2014-02-06 02:52:26 PM
1 votes:
Nice gesture, but now the parents will just wait until someone else pays off the account.
2014-02-06 02:49:12 PM
1 votes:
So even though the kids had received, continued to receive and will in the future receive free lunches, there is outrage here about military spending and the GOP.
Interesting logic.
 
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