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(Huffington Post UK)   And now for your daily WTF: Unheard voice messages from Nick Nolte during the filming of "48 Hrs"   (huffingtonpost.co.uk) divider line 28
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2014-02-06 01:17:33 PM
He's a parody of himself!
 
2014-02-06 02:07:11 PM
The one where he asks for a ham sandwich, brown shoe polish, and a pair of boxers...
 
2014-02-06 02:10:27 PM
That's close, but it doesn't really sound like him.
 
2014-02-06 02:16:15 PM
I get the feeling that there should be a Tom Waits song playing in the background
 
2014-02-06 02:19:34 PM

Barfmaker: The one where he asks for a ham sandwich, brown shoe polish, and a pair of boxers...


I swear, it's like the joke Judd Nelson is telling in The Breakfast Club when he falls through the ceiling, I will not die happy until I hear the punchline.
 
2014-02-06 02:27:52 PM
Meh.

As fake as Jackie Stallone's face.
 
2014-02-06 02:35:49 PM
I bet whoever this is also does an uninspired Gary Busey impersonation.
 
2014-02-06 02:56:25 PM
Yeah I know he's a head case.

But man, 48 Hours is still one of my favorites movies.  For me it's Eddie's best role.
 
2014-02-06 03:00:49 PM
That sounded more like Johnny Knoxville than Nick Nolte. And it wasn't a very good Knoxville at that.
 
2014-02-06 03:23:11 PM
birds of a feather
 
2014-02-06 03:25:22 PM
Godparticle damnit.... wrong farking thread
 
2014-02-06 03:26:35 PM
I'm 99% sure that's not Nolte.
 
2014-02-06 03:37:51 PM
img2u.info
 
2014-02-06 04:20:47 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: That sounded more like Johnny Knoxville than Nick Nolte. And it wasn't a very good Knoxville at that.


I was going to say Kevin Pollack.
 
2014-02-06 04:38:38 PM
That's an impersonator.
 
2014-02-06 04:40:15 PM
fake, but kind of funny. the brown shoe polish bit was pretty good.
 
2014-02-06 05:09:10 PM

doctor wu: That's an impersonator.


Yes, and what an incredibly lame thing to fake.
 
2014-02-06 05:11:21 PM
shiat impression.
 
2014-02-06 05:27:23 PM
any link that dont have autoplay commercials?
 
2014-02-06 05:28:15 PM

Mikey1969: Barfmaker: The one where he asks for a ham sandwich, brown shoe polish, and a pair of boxers...

I swear, it's like the joke Judd Nelson is telling in The Breakfast Club when he falls through the ceiling, I will not die happy until I hear the punchline.


Be prepared to spend eternity unhappy.

The joke in "The Breakfast Club" goes: "A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says,'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' Naked lady says..."

The joke was made up by Judd Nelson on the spot, and never had a punchline (the idea was to get people to try to figure it out on their own).
 
2014-02-06 05:29:29 PM
umm.. did someone break the link since Subby submitted?  its just.. wow... uhh.. completely and totally not funny.
 
2014-02-06 05:51:23 PM

Lodger: Mikey1969: Barfmaker: The one where he asks for a ham sandwich, brown shoe polish, and a pair of boxers...

I swear, it's like the joke Judd Nelson is telling in The Breakfast Club when he falls through the ceiling, I will not die happy until I hear the punchline.

Be prepared to spend eternity unhappy.

The joke in "The Breakfast Club" goes: "A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says,'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' Naked lady says..."

The joke was made up by Judd Nelson on the spot, and never had a punchline (the idea was to get people to try to figure it out on their own).


I know... It's more of an inside joke, I guess. It's just one of the great unfinished moments of my life. :-)
 
2014-02-06 06:52:11 PM
How lame is this greenlighter, to think that it's either real or funny?
 
2014-02-06 06:55:02 PM
The clip actually says it's from "Another 48 Hrs."
I can remember just about every line from the first movie and I haven't seen it in 20 years.
All I remember from the sequel was there was a ridiculous amount of broken glass that had to hold some kind of world record up until the most recent "Die Hard" turd.

Roxanne and I are on the "fake" side of the fence.
 
2014-02-06 07:45:54 PM
there was some nice boobies and funny jokes in 48 hours

what more can anyone ask for?
 
2014-02-07 12:18:43 AM

OnlyM3: birds of a feather


Ya know, because Johnny Knoxville and Gary Busey were referenced before this post I just figured they hung together before I saw the "wrong thread" post!
 
2014-02-07 01:57:39 AM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-02-07 07:48:15 AM
fake and stupid
 
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