CygnusDarius: cgraves67: AngryDragon: Do Detroit. That would be amusingThey tried but after eliminating "for their lives" and "from police", it was just a blank sheet.There's always "scrounging".
The Dog Ate My Homework: Bullshiat. No one in Dallas runs.
The Googles Do Nothing: You sound fat.
Magorn: I was very surprised that one night when I was out late looking for a meteor shower, that apparently single young women think nothing of using those jogging trails by themselves even at 4 am without so much as a can of mace by their sides
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