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(BBC)   Afghan Taliban release footage of captured military dog. The poor bastards don't realize the hell they've unleashed, seeing as what Americans will do to rescue a dog   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 21
    More: Interesting, Taliban, american special forces, coalitions, Kabul  
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2014-02-06 12:09:30 PM  
7 votes:
www.funnymisfit.com
2014-02-06 01:05:01 PM  
5 votes:
Not a dog...a military dog...it knows its duty and it'll go down pissing on those camel jockeys.

The rest of you fancy lads can go back to your Mountain Dews and ergonomic keyboards and your Bruno Mars songs and maybe, just maybe, when you take a knee tonight, you can throw a little prayer up for a dog willing to do more than you ever did for your country.
2014-02-06 01:46:31 PM  
4 votes:

Torchsong: Not a dog...a military dog...it knows its duty and it'll go down pissing on those camel jockeys.

The rest of you fancy lads can go back to your Mountain Dews and ergonomic keyboards and your Bruno Mars songs and maybe, just maybe, when you take a knee tonight, you can throw a little prayer up for a dog willing to do more than you ever did for your country.


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2014-02-06 01:21:42 PM  
3 votes:
What I want to know is where the hell was Dog Fort through all this??

Dog Fort?

Come in Dog Fort?
2014-02-06 04:11:05 PM  
2 votes:

Torchsong: Not a dog...a military dog...it knows its duty and it'll go down pissing on those camel jockeys.

The rest of you fancy lads can go back to your Mountain Dews and ergonomic keyboards and your Bruno Mars songs and maybe, just maybe, when you take a knee tonight, you can throw a little prayer up for a dog willing to do more than you ever did for your country.


Those bastards will try to torture him for information but he'll never speak. He'll never roll over, he'll sit up and beg for more.
2014-02-06 02:27:23 PM  
2 votes:

Wrath of Heaven: What I want to know is where the hell was Dog Fort through all this??
Dog Fort?
Come in Dog Fort?


imbapic.com
2014-02-06 01:47:20 PM  
2 votes:
maybe it's a 'trojan' dog... and Lancelot, Galahad and I will wait until the Taliban bring him into their cave and then leap out, surprising them...
2014-02-06 11:23:08 PM  
1 votes:
Launch the Inter-Continental Ballistic Sarah MacLaughlans!
2014-02-06 06:44:22 PM  
1 votes:
US military sources say the dog belonged to a coalition partner and the BBC understands it was working for British forces.

The Taliban earlier released footage of what they claimed was a dog they captured from US troops.



Backward morons can't even tell the difference between a British and American accent.
2014-02-06 03:42:02 PM  
1 votes:

grimlock1972: I salute this brave dog.

I would laugh my ass off if the dog escaped and got back to his master/handler.


actually given his military training, the dog is probably now the smartest 'being' in the Taliban... he should rise to a leadership position within a matter of weeks and eventually teach the rest of them how to read and write and eventually bring about a stable democracy in that shiathole within a year or so.
2014-02-06 03:27:05 PM  
1 votes:
I suspect the Afghani Taliban  will never tire of raping it.
2014-02-06 02:51:01 PM  
1 votes:
Now what I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros:  said was "Chopper, sic balls."
But what I heard was:  "Actually, send a bunch of choppers. And some drones."
2014-02-06 02:50:03 PM  
1 votes:
Bomb them with those damn Sarah McLachlan commercials.
2014-02-06 01:49:47 PM  
1 votes:
The dog's name is "Colonel"? I would have guessed it was "Havoc".
2014-02-06 01:43:53 PM  
1 votes:

Amish Tech Support: The dog is actually a brilliantly disguised British operative. Those guys are good.


Teddy Salad, truly the best evar.

/I gotta go walkies
2014-02-06 01:32:52 PM  
1 votes:

gshepnyc: vudukungfu: Sad, but it would take a dog to piss some off.
Acid in a woman's face? Not so much.

God, I hate people who do what you just did. Most people are pissed off about both. There is a human tendency to feel a different kind of sympathy for animals because they can't speak, among other reasons, including because they serve us loyally with little regard to their own well-being. Acknowledging that in no way dimishes how we feel about what these scum do to women and other people.

What you did reminds me of the maudlin facebook posts that say things like "everyone's upset an actor dies but no one cares aboud the soldiers." Maybe it made you feel good, in which case you are easy and cheap, but it didn't add anything to the conversation and only showed you to be going through life with blinders on, unaware of the many positive human activities that might disappointingly mitigate the righteous indignation you hold so dear.


Complexity is hard.
2014-02-06 01:28:57 PM  
1 votes:

Torchsong: Not a dog...a military dog...it knows its duty and it'll go down pissing on those camel jockeys.

The rest of you fancy lads can go back to your Mountain Dews and ergonomic keyboards and your Bruno Mars songs and maybe, just maybe, when you take a knee tonight, you can throw a little prayer up for a dog willing to do more than you ever did for your country.


That...is an amazing collection of words.
2014-02-06 01:14:43 PM  
1 votes:
TFA says dog was wearing GPS device, so how did they lose the dog in the first place?
2014-02-06 01:11:25 PM  
1 votes:
*the* dog.

I was trying to make a serious point but now it sounds like a retarded meme.
2014-02-06 01:09:51 PM  
1 votes:
The dog is actually a brilliantly disguised British operative. Those guys are good.
2014-02-06 01:08:32 PM  
1 votes:
Good thing they didn't abduct a reasonably half-assed health care reform.
 
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