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(BBC)   Afghan Taliban release footage of captured military dog. The poor bastards don't realize the hell they've unleashed, seeing as what Americans will do to rescue a dog   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 17
    More: Interesting, Taliban, american special forces, coalitions, Kabul  
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2014-02-06 01:23:38 PM  
13 votes:

vudukungfu: Sad, but it would take a dog to piss some off.
Acid in a woman's face? Not so much.


God, I hate people who do what you just did. Most people are pissed off about both. There is a human tendency to feel a different kind of sympathy for animals because they can't speak, among other reasons, including because they serve us loyally with little regard to their own well-being. Acknowledging that in no way dimishes how we feel about what these scum do to women and other people.

What you did reminds me of the maudlin facebook posts that say things like "everyone's upset an actor dies but no one cares aboud the soldiers." Maybe it made you feel good, in which case you are easy and cheap, but it didn't add anything to the conversation and only showed you to be going through life with blinders on, unaware of the many positive human activities that might disappointingly mitigate the righteous indignation you hold so dear.
2014-02-06 01:07:49 PM  
6 votes:
There's a dog handler out there somewhere with pure hate and black blood flowing in his heart.  If he has to cut through 50 of them with a dull knife to get that dog back, he will.
2014-02-06 01:09:12 PM  
4 votes:
Here's the deal. The dog didn't walk by an enlistment office, wiegh the dangers and decide to join up. He was thrown on a plane and told to obey the alpha with the leash.

He had no choice in any of this but is suffering the consequences. So yeah, I feel bad for dog.
2014-02-06 01:05:01 PM  
3 votes:
Not a dog...a military dog...it knows its duty and it'll go down pissing on those camel jockeys.

The rest of you fancy lads can go back to your Mountain Dews and ergonomic keyboards and your Bruno Mars songs and maybe, just maybe, when you take a knee tonight, you can throw a little prayer up for a dog willing to do more than you ever did for your country.
2014-02-06 12:13:22 PM  
3 votes:
Americans are FAR more outraged by claims that the mayor of Sochi is rounding up and shooting stray dogs than they are about the imprisoned gay people.
2014-02-06 01:49:47 PM  
2 votes:
The dog's name is "Colonel"? I would have guessed it was "Havoc".
2014-02-06 11:58:20 AM  
2 votes:
Sad, but it would take a dog to piss some off.
Acid in a woman's face? Not so much.
2014-02-06 08:25:06 PM  
1 votes:

tampaflacouple: If that dog gets hurt by those sand jockeys, we should parade the illegal sand jockeys into a stadium and the crowd be allowed to pick one and butcher them in there own way.  GADDAMN I F*CKING HATE THOSE PEOPLE,

/ AND YES TO ME ONE DOG IS WORTH A MILLION OF THOSE WORTHLESS TRASH.

// IF ANY OF YOU LIBERAL TYPES THAT THINK WE NEED TO BE SUCKING THIER D*CKS SO THAT WE DON'T "OFFEND THEM" F*CK YOU


And while you sit there shaking with impotent rage, an elite squad of PETA members is actually on their way to storm the stronghold. Will you cheer them in their valor, Mr. Conservative ITG, or do you only throw laurels to freedom fighters who vote Republican?
2014-02-06 05:52:19 PM  
1 votes:

tampaflacouple: If that dog gets hurt by those sand jockeys, we should parade the illegal sand jockeys into a stadium and the crowd be allowed to pick one and butcher them in there own way.  GADDAMN I F*CKING HATE THOSE PEOPLE,

/ AND YES TO ME ONE DOG IS WORTH A MILLION OF THOSE WORTHLESS TRASH.

// IF ANY OF YOU LIBERAL TYPES THAT THINK WE NEED TO BE SUCKING THIER D*CKS SO THAT WE DON'T "OFFEND THEM" F*CK YOU


As a liberal type, and a friend of many liberal types, I can assure you our outrage is larger. The Russian desertions in World War Z comes to mind. Gather them up into groups of 10. Then each group must kill one of them.
2014-02-06 05:21:58 PM  
1 votes:
If that dog gets hurt by those sand jockeys, we should parade the illegal sand jockeys into a stadium and the crowd be allowed to pick one and butcher them in there own way.  GADDAMN I F*CKING HATE THOSE PEOPLE,

/ AND YES TO ME ONE DOG IS WORTH A MILLION OF THOSE WORTHLESS TRASH.

// IF ANY OF YOU LIBERAL TYPES THAT THINK WE NEED TO BE SUCKING THIER D*CKS SO THAT WE DON'T "OFFEND THEM" F*CK YOU
2014-02-06 04:11:05 PM  
1 votes:

Torchsong: Not a dog...a military dog...it knows its duty and it'll go down pissing on those camel jockeys.

The rest of you fancy lads can go back to your Mountain Dews and ergonomic keyboards and your Bruno Mars songs and maybe, just maybe, when you take a knee tonight, you can throw a little prayer up for a dog willing to do more than you ever did for your country.


Those bastards will try to torture him for information but he'll never speak. He'll never roll over, he'll sit up and beg for more.
2014-02-06 03:54:21 PM  
1 votes:
Speaking as someone who just had a Basset Hound put to sleep this afternoon...


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2014-02-06 02:50:03 PM  
1 votes:
Bomb them with those damn Sarah McLachlan commercials.
2014-02-06 01:46:31 PM  
1 votes:

Torchsong: Not a dog...a military dog...it knows its duty and it'll go down pissing on those camel jockeys.

The rest of you fancy lads can go back to your Mountain Dews and ergonomic keyboards and your Bruno Mars songs and maybe, just maybe, when you take a knee tonight, you can throw a little prayer up for a dog willing to do more than you ever did for your country.


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2014-02-06 01:18:36 PM  
1 votes:
Poor dog, seeing how those mediaeval f*ckwits treat women what chyance they know jack about animals.
2014-02-06 01:08:32 PM  
1 votes:
Good thing they didn't abduct a reasonably half-assed health care reform.
2014-02-06 12:09:30 PM  
1 votes:
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