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(BBC)   Afghan Taliban release footage of captured military dog. The poor bastards don't realize the hell they've unleashed, seeing as what Americans will do to rescue a dog   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 75
    More: Interesting, Taliban, american special forces, coalitions, Kabul  
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2014-02-06 02:52:55 PM  

Torchsong: Not a dog...a military dog...it knows its duty and it'll go down pissing on those camel jockeys.

The rest of you fancy lads can go back to your Mountain Dews and ergonomic keyboards and your Bruno Mars songs and maybe, just maybe, when you take a knee tonight, you can throw a little prayer up for a dog willing to do more than you ever did for your country.


HERE HERE.

Bravo Zulu Colonel
 
2014-02-06 03:00:08 PM  
I salute this brave dog.

I would laugh my ass off if the dog escaped and got back to his master/handler.
 
2014-02-06 03:18:06 PM  
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2014-02-06 03:27:05 PM  
I suspect the Afghani Taliban  will never tire of raping it.
 
2014-02-06 03:42:02 PM  

grimlock1972: I salute this brave dog.

I would laugh my ass off if the dog escaped and got back to his master/handler.


actually given his military training, the dog is probably now the smartest 'being' in the Taliban... he should rise to a leadership position within a matter of weeks and eventually teach the rest of them how to read and write and eventually bring about a stable democracy in that shiathole within a year or so.
 
2014-02-06 03:54:21 PM  
Speaking as someone who just had a Basset Hound put to sleep this afternoon...


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2014-02-06 03:54:24 PM  
MOAB authorization finally going to happen now
 
2014-02-06 04:00:56 PM  

Sofa King Smart: grimlock1972: I salute this brave dog.

I would laugh my ass off if the dog escaped and got back to his master/handler.

actually given his military training, the dog is probably now the smartest 'being' in the Taliban... he should rise to a leadership position within a matter of weeks and eventually teach the rest of them how to read and write and eventually bring about a stable democracy in that shiathole within a year or so.


LOL! you sir win an internets.
 
2014-02-06 04:11:05 PM  

Torchsong: Not a dog...a military dog...it knows its duty and it'll go down pissing on those camel jockeys.

The rest of you fancy lads can go back to your Mountain Dews and ergonomic keyboards and your Bruno Mars songs and maybe, just maybe, when you take a knee tonight, you can throw a little prayer up for a dog willing to do more than you ever did for your country.


Those bastards will try to torture him for information but he'll never speak. He'll never roll over, he'll sit up and beg for more.
 
2014-02-06 04:24:24 PM  
Sadly, that dog will probably be eaten, if it hasn't been already.
 
2014-02-06 04:47:26 PM  

Son of Thunder: Complexity is hard.


I dunno.
Maybe  cshepnyc's post will stop farking people from throwing acid in women's faces.
 
2014-02-06 04:57:29 PM  

The Evil Home Brewer: Well....

It is a dog.... But a "coalition dog." It deserves better than to be in the possession of Taliban ragheads.....

Since it has a GPS locator? One well placed cruise missile.......


Screw that. When they release the kill video just to taunt the West, break out Big Bertha.
 
2014-02-06 05:08:31 PM  
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2014-02-06 05:21:58 PM  
If that dog gets hurt by those sand jockeys, we should parade the illegal sand jockeys into a stadium and the crowd be allowed to pick one and butcher them in there own way.  GADDAMN I F*CKING HATE THOSE PEOPLE,

/ AND YES TO ME ONE DOG IS WORTH A MILLION OF THOSE WORTHLESS TRASH.

// IF ANY OF YOU LIBERAL TYPES THAT THINK WE NEED TO BE SUCKING THIER D*CKS SO THAT WE DON'T "OFFEND THEM" F*CK YOU
 
2014-02-06 05:52:19 PM  

tampaflacouple: If that dog gets hurt by those sand jockeys, we should parade the illegal sand jockeys into a stadium and the crowd be allowed to pick one and butcher them in there own way.  GADDAMN I F*CKING HATE THOSE PEOPLE,

/ AND YES TO ME ONE DOG IS WORTH A MILLION OF THOSE WORTHLESS TRASH.

// IF ANY OF YOU LIBERAL TYPES THAT THINK WE NEED TO BE SUCKING THIER D*CKS SO THAT WE DON'T "OFFEND THEM" F*CK YOU


As a liberal type, and a friend of many liberal types, I can assure you our outrage is larger. The Russian desertions in World War Z comes to mind. Gather them up into groups of 10. Then each group must kill one of them.
 
2014-02-06 06:44:22 PM  
US military sources say the dog belonged to a coalition partner and the BBC understands it was working for British forces.

The Taliban earlier released footage of what they claimed was a dog they captured from US troops.



Backward morons can't even tell the difference between a British and American accent.
 
2014-02-06 07:06:51 PM  
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2014-02-06 07:32:26 PM  

Torchsong: Not a dog...a military dog...it knows its duty and it'll go down pissing on those camel jockeys.


It's a dog. It does what it's trained to do.

The rest of you fancy lads can go back to your Mountain Dews and ergonomic keyboards and your Bruno Mars songs and maybe, just maybe, when you take a knee tonight, you can throw a little prayer up for a dog willing to do more than you ever did for your country.

I know plenty of dogs that work harder than me. That's why we've trained them over the past umpty-thousand years to do stuff for us.

I dunno, I kind of get your point that most Americans pay lip service to patriotism, while refusing to serve for their country; but we've bred dogs to do whatever we need them to.

This dog is closer to a slave than a patriot.

nb: I'm no PETArd or anything; my brother has spaniels for his gun dogs, I have a lurcher and my bro's missus has kennels of various collies and other working dogs. But anthropomorphising dogs is silly. They don't like it.
 
2014-02-06 08:25:06 PM  

tampaflacouple: If that dog gets hurt by those sand jockeys, we should parade the illegal sand jockeys into a stadium and the crowd be allowed to pick one and butcher them in there own way.  GADDAMN I F*CKING HATE THOSE PEOPLE,

/ AND YES TO ME ONE DOG IS WORTH A MILLION OF THOSE WORTHLESS TRASH.

// IF ANY OF YOU LIBERAL TYPES THAT THINK WE NEED TO BE SUCKING THIER D*CKS SO THAT WE DON'T "OFFEND THEM" F*CK YOU


And while you sit there shaking with impotent rage, an elite squad of PETA members is actually on their way to storm the stronghold. Will you cheer them in their valor, Mr. Conservative ITG, or do you only throw laurels to freedom fighters who vote Republican?
 
2014-02-06 09:05:16 PM  

Sofa King Smart: actually given his military training, the dog is probably now the smartest 'being' in the Taliban


They're so dumb they defeated the US military.
 
2014-02-06 09:22:33 PM  

Torchsong: Not a dog...a military dog...it knows its duty and it'll go down pissing on those camel jockeys.


According to the video, the dog came across to their side after troops raided their base.

So yeah, not so much.

And I think if they wanted to torture it to get us angry they'd have done it already and showed the injuries in the video. That dog doesn't look hurt, just kind of confused. They'll probably just abandon it somewhere or shoot it quick when they're done showing it off.
 
2014-02-06 09:56:17 PM  
Rescue cat ready.
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2014-02-06 11:23:08 PM  
Launch the Inter-Continental Ballistic Sarah MacLaughlans!
 
2014-02-07 08:52:39 AM  

jaytkay: Sofa King Smart: actually given his military training, the dog is probably now the smartest 'being' in the Taliban

They're so dumb they defeated the US military.


define 'defeat'.

from what I can tell from dick and dubya's original plans... the objective was to 'spend a lot of money (mostly with Halliburton and or their affiliates), but don't take over the country or anything'... and given that as an objective I'd say 'Mission Accomplished'.
 
2014-02-07 09:08:37 PM  

gshepnyc: vudukungfu: Sad, but it would take a dog to piss some off.
Acid in a woman's face? Not so much.

God, I hate people who do what you just did. Most people are pissed off about both. There is a human tendency to feel a different kind of sympathy for animals because they can't speak, among other reasons, including because they serve us loyally with little regard to their own well-being. Acknowledging that in no way dimishes how we feel about what these scum do to women and other people.

What you did reminds me of the maudlin facebook posts that say things like "everyone's upset an actor dies but no one cares aboud the soldiers." Maybe it made you feel good, in which case you are easy and cheap, but it didn't add anything to the conversation and only showed you to be going through life with blinders on, unaware of the many positive human activities that might disappointingly mitigate the righteous indignation you hold so dear.


Thank you
 
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