Torchsong: Not a dog...a military dog...it knows its duty and it'll go down pissing on those camel jockeys.The rest of you fancy lads can go back to your Mountain Dews and ergonomic keyboards and your Bruno Mars songs and maybe, just maybe, when you take a knee tonight, you can throw a little prayer up for a dog willing to do more than you ever did for your country.
what_now: Americans are FAR more outraged by claims that the mayor of Sochi is rounding up and shooting stray dogs than they are about the imprisoned gay people.
Walker: You didn't read the article at all did you subby?
vudukungfu: Sad, but it would take a dog to piss some off.Acid in a woman's face? Not so much.
machoprogrammer: Story said it had a GPS tracking device in it. Taliban aren't too smart, are they?
gshepnyc: vudukungfu: Sad, but it would take a dog to piss some off.Acid in a woman's face? Not so much.God, I hate people who do what you just did. Most people are pissed off about both. There is a human tendency to feel a different kind of sympathy for animals because they can't speak, among other reasons, including because they serve us loyally with little regard to their own well-being. Acknowledging that in no way dimishes how we feel about what these scum do to women and other people.What you did reminds me of the maudlin facebook posts that say things like "everyone's upset an actor dies but no one cares aboud the soldiers." Maybe it made you feel good, in which case you are easy and cheap, but it didn't add anything to the conversation and only showed you to be going through life with blinders on, unaware of the many positive human activities that might disappointingly mitigate the righteous indignation you hold so dear.
Amish Tech Support: The dog is actually a brilliantly disguised British operative. Those guys are good.
Wrath of Heaven: What I want to know is where the hell was Dog Fort through all this??Dog Fort?Come in Dog Fort?
JerkyMeat: Hello? It's a farking dog. It's expendable.
b2theory: It may be time to start pulling B-52s out of desert storage./Bark bark
grimlock1972: I salute this brave dog.I would laugh my ass off if the dog escaped and got back to his master/handler.
Sofa King Smart: grimlock1972: I salute this brave dog.I would laugh my ass off if the dog escaped and got back to his master/handler.actually given his military training, the dog is probably now the smartest 'being' in the Taliban... he should rise to a leadership position within a matter of weeks and eventually teach the rest of them how to read and write and eventually bring about a stable democracy in that shiathole within a year or so.
Son of Thunder: Complexity is hard.
The Evil Home Brewer: Well....It is a dog.... But a "coalition dog." It deserves better than to be in the possession of Taliban ragheads.....Since it has a GPS locator? One well placed cruise missile.......
tampaflacouple: If that dog gets hurt by those sand jockeys, we should parade the illegal sand jockeys into a stadium and the crowd be allowed to pick one and butcher them in there own way. GADDAMN I F*CKING HATE THOSE PEOPLE,/ AND YES TO ME ONE DOG IS WORTH A MILLION OF THOSE WORTHLESS TRASH.// IF ANY OF YOU LIBERAL TYPES THAT THINK WE NEED TO BE SUCKING THIER D*CKS SO THAT WE DON'T "OFFEND THEM" F*CK YOU
Torchsong: Not a dog...a military dog...it knows its duty and it'll go down pissing on those camel jockeys.
Sofa King Smart: actually given his military training, the dog is probably now the smartest 'being' in the Taliban
jaytkay: Sofa King Smart: actually given his military training, the dog is probably now the smartest 'being' in the TalibanThey're so dumb they defeated the US military.
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