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(Yahoo)   Researchers at the University of Glasgow have discovered that the human face is capable of displaying only four basic emotions-except for Kristen Stewart, of course, who only has just the one   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 19
    More: Interesting, Glasgow University, Kristen Stewart, Glasgow, emotions, evolutionary pressure, Current Biology, Lyle Denniston  
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2014-02-06 01:02:02 PM
University of Glasgow, eh?

So the basic emotions are:
- angry
- drunk
- really drunk
- really really fuggin' drunk
 
2014-02-06 01:04:26 PM
And you can show a whole rainbow of colors with just red, green, and blue.
 
2014-02-06 01:05:18 PM
There's more than four emotions?
 
2014-02-06 01:15:17 PM
Has to be better than Fitz or is it Simmons on agents of shield.
 
2014-02-06 01:16:26 PM
I thought anger was the only valid human emotion.
 
2014-02-06 01:17:39 PM

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Boom! Kristen Stewart SLAM!

 
2014-02-06 01:22:26 PM
FTFA:
Forget how you're really feeling, you might look happy, sad, afraid/surprised or angry/disgusted -- that's it

From an article about how many emotions are generally accepted:
The six emotions that are thought to be universal are happiness, surprise, anger, fear, disgust, and sadness

So the linked article is retarded. It lists all six emotions, but pairs some up as if they're exactly the same. Voila, now we can only have 4 emotions!

I'll go one better. In my study, I have painstakingly deduced that the human face can show only TWO emotions! They are, obviously: Happy/surprise/fear and anger/disgust/sadness.

My study makes just as much sense.
 
2014-02-06 02:03:32 PM
They made some "barbie" type dolls that had buttons on their backs that when pushed, they'd make faces (surprised, smile, frown...)

I bough a few of them for the kids, and we had so much fun with them... probably would still if they were taken out.

Found them: My Scene Fab Expressions

Absolutely some of the best dolls ever made.
 
2014-02-06 02:16:23 PM
I'm an expressive guy, emotions that will be plain to anyone looking at me are happy, sad, anger, surprise, disgust, fear, horny, bored, love, exasperation, smug, thoughtful, and gas.

It sound more to me like their CG faces are only capable of showing four emotions. Hire a pro (but unknown) actor, and shoot video or stills of them emoting, then run your test again.
 
2014-02-06 02:37:40 PM
Who are the Dunyain?

/the next book needs to be released, dammit
 
2014-02-06 02:51:12 PM
"Happy, smile! Sad, frown! Use the corresponding face with the corresponding emotion!"

/obscure?
 
2014-02-06 03:49:29 PM

imfallen_angel: They made some "barbie" type dolls that had buttons on their backs that when pushed, they'd make faces (surprised, smile, frown...)

I bough a few of them for the kids, and we had so much fun with them... probably would still if they were taken out.

Found them: My Scene Fab Expressions

Absolutely some of the best dolls ever made.



And a video of them in action. Kind of creepy.

Watch your volume, as the video is auto-play.
 
2014-02-06 04:21:18 PM
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2014-02-06 05:42:30 PM
Kristen Stewart is credited with one emotion in the same respect that zero is considered a number.
 
2014-02-06 05:49:35 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: And a video of them in action. Kind of creepy.

Watch your volume, as the video is auto-play.


These are the type of dolls that ANYONE can have a riot of fun with.

Playing, ask the doll if she'll eat anything (have some of that dog poop?), and have her go ...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (with the smile)...., then do the munching motion.


Childish? heck yes, but  dang... so hilarious.
 
2014-02-06 07:36:35 PM
Happy...sad...happy...sad...intrigued!

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This study bores me!!!
 
2014-02-06 07:39:40 PM

imfallen_angel: They made some "barbie" type dolls that had buttons on their backs that when pushed, they'd make faces (surprised, smile, frown...)

I bough a few of them for the kids, and we had so much fun with them... probably would still if they were taken out.

Found them: My Scene Fab Expressions

Absolutely some of the best dolls ever made.


Sort of the mirror image of Botox injections.
 
2014-02-06 11:28:41 PM

JolobinSmokin: Has to be better than Fitz or is it Simmons on agents of shield.


You obviously haven't been watching lately.  Simmons' role-playing is hilarious.
 
2014-02-07 12:01:41 PM
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/obscure?
//nope, not on Fark
 
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