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(Independent)   The latest dire threat to our economy is ... *spins wheel* ... dressing your daughter in pink   (independent.co.uk) divider line 10
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2014-02-06 02:06:17 PM
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vudukungfu: The problem with encouraging girls to wear pink is they grow up to be women.
Women should not wear pink.
It only encourages fat women to wear pink.
When fat women wear pink, they look like sows, bleached hippos, those dancing hippo ballerinas from that Disney movie. Babby elephants.
No one wants to see that.
Stop encouraging girls to wear pink.


Dont' get me started on purple.
Both colors are indications there is something fraked up between her ears.
Purple is more stabby than pink, but both are daddy issue colors.


CSB: We did the whole "teach the baby sign language" thing with my daughter. It worked amazingly well... Anyway, at the end of your street is what used to be a Sinclair gas station, complete with the dinosaur pout on the corner... For whatever reason, it was pink, so we always pointed out to my daughter the we lived by 'The Pink Dinosaur', complete with the sign for 'dinosaur'.

One day, when she was about a year and a half old, she was going somewhere with my brother in law, and they passed a huge woman on the sidewalk in a pink Mu-Mu. Out of nowhere, my daughter looks at the woman and starts making the 'dinosaur' sign over and over... She had mistaken this fat woman for a pink brontosaurus...
2014-02-06 03:40:59 PM
1 votes:
i58.tinypic.com
What the fark are you wearing, Kimber? Is that a pink tutu?
Jesus Christ I almost pinned you to my chest to support breast cancer...
2014-02-06 02:20:06 PM
1 votes:
My kids didn't have toys while they were growing up. As soon as they could walk I put them to work in the coal mines. And they liked it!
2014-02-06 02:16:29 PM
1 votes:
I don't see how it could be harming the economy, I buy lots of lotion and I make my own cloths
2014-02-06 02:12:55 PM
1 votes:
I dunno. My 6 year old daughter absolutely loves pink, although we've never pushed her in that direction. Maybe it was friends that had pink or something. We've basically let her make the color choices. We put an addition on our house so each kid would have their own room and you can probably guess what color she wanted her room to be. It looks like a 55-gallon drum of pepto-bismol exploded in there and she could not be happier.

If that's what she wants, so be it. I think it would cause more problems to work on subverting that desire in order to get her to want a lesser girly style than to just keep offering options and let her pick what she wants (within reason, of course)
2014-02-06 02:09:08 PM
1 votes:

iheartscotch: Really? So, were gonna force girls to play with trucks and boys to play with dolls, or something?

/ let the kids decide what they want to play with.

// my mom dressed me in pink when I was small; and I turned into a steak eating, beer drinking, deer hunting guy just fine.



But you were born a female.
2014-02-06 02:08:05 PM
1 votes:
Society has officially reverted to a sad, sick parody of itself.
2014-02-06 01:54:07 PM
1 votes:
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Yeah, because if you're not a girly girl in pink, you grow up to be a rough-housing tomboy lesbian.

Obviously.
2014-02-06 01:47:59 PM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: The problem with encouraging girls to wear pink is they grow up to be women.
Women should not wear pink.
It only encourages fat women to wear pink.
When fat women wear pink, they look like sows, bleached hippos, those dancing hippo ballerinas from that Disney movie. Babby elephants.
No one wants to see that.
Stop encouraging girls to wear pink.

Dont' get me started on purple.
Both colors are indications there is something fraked up between her ears.
Purple is more stabby than pink, but both are daddy issue colors.


Is this a Direct TV commercial?
2014-02-06 01:42:40 PM
1 votes:
Harpies love to pretend that gender isn't something defined by genetics.
 
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