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(International Business Times)   Elizabeth Hurley: "I did not have sexual relations with that man, Bill Clinton"   (ibtimes.com) divider line 48
    More: Followup, Elizabeth Hurley, Bill Clinton, U.S. President Bill Clinton, Tom Sizemore, u.s. secretary of state  
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2014-02-06 02:17:46 PM
9 votes:
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This shirt? Oh, Ghaddafi was having a yard sale. We were flying by in Air Force One. I think we were going to one of those countries with lots of oil and no common sense. Anyhoo, I looked out the winder and saw Ghaddafi out there with a pretty big sign and some balloons. The sign said "Yard Sale" so I says to Hillary "Looks like Ghaddafi is selling some of his stuff. Wanna land and see what he's got?" Hillary sticks her jaw out and says "How will that promote peace in the middle east, Chuckleass?" Chuckleass is her pet name for me. "I dunno," says I. "But he's already tracking us on sideband radar so we have to land just to be neighborly."

So, we landed. He's got nuttin good out. Says if we stick around, he'll have some better stuff brought up from the basement. But Hillary says we gots to go. So I spied this shirt and waggled him down to $2 for it. There was some blood over here but that came right out. All in all, it's a nice shirt.
2014-02-06 11:16:22 AM
9 votes:
The former President, when asked for a reply comment, simply stated, "Yet."
2014-02-06 01:59:18 PM
7 votes:
Good ol' Bubba!
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2014-02-06 10:22:31 AM
7 votes:
This isn't the first time Clinton has made headlines for allegedly cheating on his wife of 39 years. In 1998 Clinton was accused of having an affair with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. The politician originally denied the rumored tryst with the White House worker, telling the press, "I did not have sexual realtions with that woman." Several months later, Clinton admitted to their affair, saying, "I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate."

Holy shiat!  When did that happen?!?
2014-02-06 03:44:20 PM
6 votes:
I feel this needs to be shared:

www.youthedesigner.com
2014-02-06 05:14:12 PM
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-06 12:42:12 PM
5 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2014-02-06 02:51:25 PM
4 votes:
"and they always assume it was Bill..."

64.13.149.200
2014-02-06 02:21:14 PM
4 votes:
Strong Independent women.

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media.nbcnewyork.com
2014-02-06 12:55:25 PM
4 votes:
Somewhere out there, Kenneth Starr is masturbating furiously.
2014-02-06 09:45:56 AM
4 votes:
So far Bill has not denied it.  On the other hand, who would?
2014-02-06 03:31:14 PM
3 votes:
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it's enough to drive a guy to banging crackheads
2014-02-06 01:51:21 PM
3 votes:
Her tits are so fine, even gay men want to motorboat them.

media.santabanta.com
2014-02-06 10:30:53 AM
3 votes:

nekom: Diogenes: This isn't the first time Clinton has made headlines for allegedly cheating on his wife of 39 years. In 1998 Clinton was accused of having an affair with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. The politician originally denied the rumored tryst with the White House worker, telling the press, "I did not have sexual realtions with that woman." Several months later, Clinton admitted to their affair, saying, "I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate."

Holy shiat!  When did that happen?!?

Jesus wow.  You'd think that would have made the news!


I wonder if Hillary knows?
2014-02-06 03:44:45 PM
2 votes:

oldernell: So far Bill has not denied it.  On the other hand, who would?


It all depends on what the meaning of the word "Liz", is.

/"I did not go all reverse cowgirl to a 69 and finish with a blumpkin on that woman, Ms.Hurley".
2014-02-06 02:20:19 PM
2 votes:
I first misidentified the Elizabeth they were talking about as...

i76.photobucket.com
2014-02-06 02:19:45 PM
2 votes:
If I'm Liz Hurley I would actually be more embarrassed by the fact that I was banged by Tom Sizemore than Big daddy Clinton.
2014-02-06 02:11:53 PM
2 votes:

DarkJohnson: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x467]
Sometimes a cigar is just a hot chick.


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"Why don't you come on up to the White House and I'll give you the private tour myself.

And by 'private tour' I mean a ride on the Presidential hobbyhorse.

And by 'Presidential hobbyhorse', I mean my penis."
2014-02-06 02:11:43 PM
2 votes:
www.toptenz.net


Linda Tripp sorta looks like John Goodman
2014-02-06 01:50:34 PM
2 votes:

Cagey B: Somewhere out there, Kenneth Starr is masturbating furiously.


And Sandy Berger is stuffing the evidence into his pants.
2014-02-06 01:50:21 PM
2 votes:

Diogenes: nekom: Diogenes: This isn't the first time Clinton has made headlines for allegedly cheating on his wife of 39 years. In 1998 Clinton was accused of having an affair with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. The politician originally denied the rumored tryst with the White House worker, telling the press, "I did not have sexual realtions with that woman." Several months later, Clinton admitted to their affair, saying, "I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate."

Holy shiat!  When did that happen?!?

Jesus wow.  You'd think that would have made the news!

I wonder if Hillary knows?


Are you kidding?  Hillary was nailing her as well!
2014-02-06 01:45:10 PM
2 votes:

Cagey B: Somewhere out there, Kenneth Starr is masturbating furiously.


He's not the only one.
2014-02-06 01:26:00 PM
2 votes:
I'm not prepared to take her word for it.

I'll have to inspect her body for any evidence... with my tongue.... twice.
2014-02-06 12:46:50 PM
2 votes:

Descartes: " I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."


~~RAND PAUL
2014-02-06 12:25:22 PM
2 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk
Sometimes a cigar is just a hot chick.
2014-02-06 10:27:42 AM
2 votes:

Diogenes: This isn't the first time Clinton has made headlines for allegedly cheating on his wife of 39 years. In 1998 Clinton was accused of having an affair with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. The politician originally denied the rumored tryst with the White House worker, telling the press, "I did not have sexual realtions with that woman." Several months later, Clinton admitted to their affair, saying, "I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate."

Holy shiat!  When did that happen?!?


Jesus wow.  You'd think that would have made the news!
2014-02-07 05:34:40 AM
1 votes:

StoPPeRmobile:


It's easy to forget she was actually quite the looker back in the day. Had a Sarah Chalke look to her.
2014-02-06 03:52:36 PM
1 votes:

Ennuipoet: Didn't I read Sizemore stating he was fairly sure he was stoned out of his gourd when he said this on tape?


In other words, Sizemore doesn't matter.
2014-02-06 03:52:22 PM
1 votes:

special20: Sin_City_Superhero: What's the big deal? Who among us hasn't banged Liz Hurley?

Sadly, I only got to bang Jenny McCarthy.


I thought she was hard against injections?
2014-02-06 03:15:37 PM
1 votes:
fap,  fap,  fap,

/fappity fap
2014-02-06 03:11:21 PM
1 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: What's the big deal? Who among us hasn't banged Liz Hurley?


Your mom is Liz Hurley?

.

KIDDING.  KIDDING.  TOTALLY uncalled for.

/so sorry, low hanging fruit
2014-02-06 03:10:10 PM
1 votes:
Clinton always reminded me of Eddie Haskell
2014-02-06 03:08:24 PM
1 votes:
What's the big deal? Who among us hasn't banged Liz Hurley?
2014-02-06 02:57:53 PM
1 votes:
If I were Clinton, and had hit that, I"d have had it videotaped, and played during my State of the Union Address....
2014-02-06 02:53:50 PM
1 votes:
us.cdn001.fansshare.com
2014-02-06 02:36:58 PM
1 votes:
Of course Hurley is denying the affair and Sizemore is backtracking,  look at the track record of people who crossed Hillary Clinton.

Vince Foster, Ron Brown, Barbara Wise, Johnny Lawhorn Jr, Jeff Rhodes , James Milan, Jordan Kettleson, Major General William Robertson,
Spec. Gary Rhodes , Steve Willis.

That's just a short list....
2014-02-06 02:27:36 PM
1 votes:
"Re-re-re-RELATIONS!"

d75822.medialib.glogster.com
2014-02-06 02:17:54 PM
1 votes:
have to give the Commander in Chief a big salute on this one
2014-02-06 02:16:15 PM
1 votes:
vansunsportsblogs.com
2014-02-06 02:14:15 PM
1 votes:
What's your point, Elizabeth?
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2014-02-06 02:07:36 PM
1 votes:
Gee, Bill better deny this immediately. Sex with Elizabeth Hurley! Imagine what that can do to your reputation!
2014-02-06 02:01:29 PM
1 votes:
Paris1127:

/due to the context, I thought "subpeonas" was a dirty word

subpeonas:  small penises.


I would like to subpeona Liz Hurley.
2014-02-06 01:56:38 PM
1 votes:
The scaring thing is Clinton was probably doing Miley Cyrus back then too... that's why she has turned into the vomit worthy train wreck that she is.
2014-02-06 01:56:26 PM
1 votes:
You'd think the secret service guards standing there watching would say something or ruin the mood.
2014-02-06 01:56:03 PM
1 votes:
If he did bone her he moves up several spots in my presidential rankings.
2014-02-06 01:53:06 PM
1 votes:

Nemo's Brother: Before there was Anthony Weiner, there was Bill Clinton.


Hmm...bone the wrong woman, or invade the wrong country...decisions, decisions.

/think I'll stick with the Dems...their mistakes are cheaper and much more entertaining.
2014-02-06 01:52:07 PM
1 votes:

Diogenes: This isn't the first time Clinton has made headlines for allegedly cheating on his wife of 39 years. In 1998 Clinton was accused of having an affair with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. The politician originally denied the rumored tryst with the White House worker, telling the press, "I did not have sexual realtions with that woman." Several months later, Clinton admitted to their affair, saying, "I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate."

Holy shiat!  When did that happen?!?


I seem to have a vague recollection... Summer of '98, I was 8 and watching CNN Headline News religiously. Maybe I imagined it (you know how 8-year-olds are).

/due to the context, I thought "subpeonas" was a dirty word
2014-02-06 01:50:05 PM
1 votes:

Cagey B: Somewhere out there, Kenneth Starr is masturbating furiously.


I know I AM!

Damn, that president was hot.
 
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