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(International Business Times)   Elizabeth Hurley: "I did not have sexual relations with that man, Bill Clinton"   (ibtimes.com) divider line 37
    More: Followup, Elizabeth Hurley, Bill Clinton, U.S. President Bill Clinton, Tom Sizemore, u.s. secretary of state  
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2014-02-06 01:55:05 PM
4 votes:
The grossest part of this story is that Tom Sizemore used to bang Liz Hurley.
2014-02-06 10:25:12 AM
4 votes:
And....

"We walk in [and he said] Did you go with Liz Hurley for four years? Do you still see her?" Sizemore admits on the recording, adding that the politician became hostile when he was hesitant to cooperate. "Give it to me... You dumb motherf-ker. I'm the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number," Sizemore later added regarding Clinton's alleged reaction, also added claims that the former President immediately called the model after recieving her contact information.

No one's dumb enough to believe that account.  For one, Clinton's much smoother than that.  Secondly, I doubt he needed to go through Sizemore to get Hurley's digits.

/ok, freepers would believe that account
2014-02-06 09:45:56 AM
4 votes:
So far Bill has not denied it.  On the other hand, who would?
2014-02-06 03:44:20 PM
3 votes:
I feel this needs to be shared:

www.youthedesigner.com
2014-02-06 12:04:54 PM
3 votes:

Diogenes: And....

"We walk in [and he said] Did you go with Liz Hurley for four years? Do you still see her?" Sizemore admits on the recording, adding that the politician became hostile when he was hesitant to cooperate. "Give it to me... You dumb motherf-ker. I'm the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number," Sizemore later added regarding Clinton's alleged reaction, also added claims that the former President immediately called the model after recieving her contact information.

No one's dumb enough to believe that account.  For one, Clinton's much smoother than that.  Secondly, I doubt he needed to go through Sizemore to get Hurley's digits.

/ok, freepers would believe that account


I have a hard time believe Clinton would be that ineloquent.  Reads like the beginning of a bad Clinton fanfic.
2014-02-06 03:11:21 PM
2 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: What's the big deal? Who among us hasn't banged Liz Hurley?


Your mom is Liz Hurley?

.

KIDDING.  KIDDING.  TOTALLY uncalled for.

/so sorry, low hanging fruit
2014-02-06 01:47:40 PM
2 votes:
Even the Republicans would have to give him that one.
2014-02-06 12:41:59 PM
2 votes:
It should have been "I did not have sexual relations with that man, Mr. Clinton."

So close, subby.
2014-02-06 12:11:46 PM
2 votes:

meat0918: Diogenes: And....

"We walk in [and he said] Did you go with Liz Hurley for four years? Do you still see her?" Sizemore admits on the recording, adding that the politician became hostile when he was hesitant to cooperate. "Give it to me... You dumb motherf-ker. I'm the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number," Sizemore later added regarding Clinton's alleged reaction, also added claims that the former President immediately called the model after recieving her contact information.

No one's dumb enough to believe that account.  For one, Clinton's much smoother than that.  Secondly, I doubt he needed to go through Sizemore to get Hurley's digits.

/ok, freepers would believe that account

I have a hard time believe Clinton would be that ineloquent.  Reads like the beginning of a bad Clinton fanfic.


Agreed.
2014-02-06 12:11:30 PM
2 votes:
Ok, this is all total bullshiat. Not that Clinton and Liz Hurley had sex- they might have- but that Tom Fng Sizemore had to set them up.

Also, if I'm Liz Hurley and I hadn't made a movie in a while, I'd probably be more coy about this.
2014-02-06 11:29:07 AM
2 votes:
As much as I'd like to believe it happened because Austin-Powers-era Liz Hurley was painfully hot, Sizemore's account of the whole thing reads like terrible dialogue from an even worse screenplay written by someone who was actually born in 1998.
2014-02-06 11:16:22 AM
2 votes:
The former President, when asked for a reply comment, simply stated, "Yet."
2014-02-06 04:44:30 PM
1 votes:
It's only "cheating" if your spouse has a problem with it.  Not only doesn't Mrs. Clinton give a single shiat, the promiscuity is actually pretty much an intentionally-crafted part of the pair's image designed to boost Bill's 'everyman' appeal to voters that they've put a lot of work into building.

Honestly, Mrs. Clinton probably smiles a little inside every time her husband gets accused of just being irrationally charming and appealing to every woman in the world, same as she probably snickers a bit every time the birther thing she started comes up for Obama.  Sort of a tribute to her skill as a political manipulator.
2014-02-06 03:30:47 PM
1 votes:
photos.posh24.com
2014-02-06 03:28:58 PM
1 votes:
If true, bravo for him.

The real crime in the whole Starr report/impeachment nonsense was that if the POTUS wanted some strange he couldn't pull in better then some chubby, big mouth nobody.
2014-02-06 03:28:01 PM
1 votes:
Nekkid

NSFW
2014-02-06 03:24:50 PM
1 votes:
This may be a repeat too...

www.plusthings.com
2014-02-06 03:10:10 PM
1 votes:
Clinton always reminded me of Eddie Haskell
2014-02-06 02:57:53 PM
1 votes:
If I were Clinton, and had hit that, I"d have had it videotaped, and played during my State of the Union Address....
2014-02-06 02:53:50 PM
1 votes:
us.cdn001.fansshare.com
2014-02-06 02:51:36 PM
1 votes:
"I did not have sexual relations with Bill Clinton" ~Shia LaBeouf
2014-02-06 02:51:25 PM
1 votes:
"and they always assume it was Bill..."

64.13.149.200
2014-02-06 02:36:58 PM
1 votes:
Of course Hurley is denying the affair and Sizemore is backtracking,  look at the track record of people who crossed Hillary Clinton.

Vince Foster, Ron Brown, Barbara Wise, Johnny Lawhorn Jr, Jeff Rhodes , James Milan, Jordan Kettleson, Major General William Robertson,
Spec. Gary Rhodes , Steve Willis.

That's just a short list....
2014-02-06 02:30:24 PM
1 votes:

Nabb1: The former President, when asked for a reply comment, simply stated, "Yet."



Harry Freakstorm: [img.fark.net image 634x467]

... Anyhoo, I looked out the winder and ...


I can't stop myself from laughing at these comments. These are why I spend my time on Fark.

/lurking, that is
//thanks guys!
2014-02-06 02:28:24 PM
1 votes:
2014-02-06 02:19:45 PM
1 votes:
If I'm Liz Hurley I would actually be more embarrassed by the fact that I was banged by Tom Sizemore than Big daddy Clinton.
2014-02-06 02:11:43 PM
1 votes:
www.toptenz.net


Linda Tripp sorta looks like John Goodman
2014-02-06 02:06:08 PM
1 votes:
In other news, Tom Sizemore now admits he made up the whole thing.

Spoiler alert: he blames teh drugz.
2014-02-06 02:02:00 PM
1 votes:
She's not even his type, she looks fantastic.
2014-02-06 01:58:09 PM
1 votes:

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: The grossest part of this story is that Tom Sizemore used to bang Liz Hurley.


I can see how to some that's a deal breaker, but I can look beyond it.
2014-02-06 01:53:06 PM
1 votes:

Nemo's Brother: Before there was Anthony Weiner, there was Bill Clinton.


Hmm...bone the wrong woman, or invade the wrong country...decisions, decisions.

/think I'll stick with the Dems...their mistakes are cheaper and much more entertaining.
2014-02-06 01:51:21 PM
1 votes:
Her tits are so fine, even gay men want to motorboat them.

media.santabanta.com
2014-02-06 01:26:00 PM
1 votes:
I'm not prepared to take her word for it.

I'll have to inspect her body for any evidence... with my tongue.... twice.
2014-02-06 12:55:25 PM
1 votes:
Somewhere out there, Kenneth Starr is masturbating furiously.
2014-02-06 12:46:50 PM
1 votes:

Descartes: " I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."


~~RAND PAUL
2014-02-06 12:25:22 PM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk
Sometimes a cigar is just a hot chick.
2014-02-06 10:22:31 AM
1 votes:
This isn't the first time Clinton has made headlines for allegedly cheating on his wife of 39 years. In 1998 Clinton was accused of having an affair with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. The politician originally denied the rumored tryst with the White House worker, telling the press, "I did not have sexual realtions with that woman." Several months later, Clinton admitted to their affair, saying, "I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate."

Holy shiat!  When did that happen?!?
 
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