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(International Business Times)   Elizabeth Hurley: "I did not have sexual relations with that man, Bill Clinton"   (ibtimes.com ) divider line
    More: Followup, Elizabeth Hurley, Bill Clinton, U.S. President Bill Clinton, Tom Sizemore, u.s. secretary of state  
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2014-02-06 10:37:08 PM  
www.newslop.com
 
2014-02-06 10:40:05 PM  
Wow, I didn't realize the 2016 presidential campaign had started already.
 
2014-02-06 11:16:32 PM  

JungleBoogie: Wow, I didn't realize the 2016 presidential campaign had started already.


What do you think Benghazi is about?
 
d3
2014-02-07 01:06:30 AM  
Am I the only one who believes he didn't do it purely based on the relative hotness of Liz Hurley being way too high compared to his average?
 
2014-02-07 01:43:10 AM  

d3: Am I the only one who believes he didn't do it purely based on the relative hotness of Liz Hurley being way too high compared to his average?


Yeah. While I want to give Bill the benefit of the doubt, and I really think he had the charisma to manage it, I also can't help but notice that Hurley didn't look like his type... She wasn't a fat chick.
 
2014-02-07 05:34:40 AM  
StoPPeRmobile:

It's easy to forget she was actually quite the looker back in the day. Had a Sarah Chalke look to her.
 
2014-02-07 06:27:59 AM  
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2014-02-07 08:48:02 AM  

special20: Sin_City_Superhero: What's the big deal? Who among us hasn't banged Liz Hurley?

Sadly, I only got to bang Jenny McCarthy.


Even sadder, despite the fact that she's guano-psychotic, I still would.

/hangs head in shame
//the big one
 
2014-02-07 10:23:34 AM  
This one needs to be posted twice.

blatz514: us.cdn001.fansshare.com

 
2014-02-07 03:43:38 PM  
FTA: ""We walk in [and he said] Did you go with Liz Hurley for four years? Do you still see her?" Sizemore admits on the recording, adding that the politician became hostile when he was hesitant to cooperate. "Give it to me... You dumb motherf-ker. I'm the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number,"  regarding Clinton's alleged reaction, also added claims that the former President immediately called the model after recieving her contact information."


Yeah. This totally sounds like something he would say.

/not really
 
2014-02-07 03:54:33 PM  
It just demonstrates Sizemore's intellect and his range as an actor and improviser.  Wait until you hear his Neil deGrasse Tyson impression.  It goes like this: "Give me the code to the supercollider.  You dumb motherfarker.  I'm the motherfarking Frederick P. Rose Director of the Hayden Planetarium.  I'm smart and stuff, the earth spins around me.  Give me the damn code."
 
2014-02-07 09:50:44 PM  

Valiente: special20: Sin_City_Superhero: What's the big deal? Who among us hasn't banged Liz Hurley?

Sadly, I only got to bang Jenny McCarthy.

I thought she was hard against injections?


Who knows what goes on behind that giant forehead.
 
2014-02-07 09:52:24 PM  

VladTheEmailer: special20: Sin_City_Superhero: What's the big deal? Who among us hasn't banged Liz Hurley?

Sadly, I only got to bang Jenny McCarthy.

Hope the rash cleared up.


Yes, but the smell still lingers. Oh, you can hear stories about banging Jenny McCarthy all day, you can read books about it, you might even see a movie of it - but the smell, man... you can't forget the smell.
 
2014-02-07 09:54:58 PM  

dpaul007: special20: Sin_City_Superhero: What's the big deal? Who among us hasn't banged Liz Hurley?

Sadly, I only got to bang Jenny McCarthy.

Even sadder, despite the fact that she's guano-psychotic, I still would.

/hangs head in shame
//the big one


Some say a man can't dig the same hole twice, but in her case, I would make an exception.... since she's multiportaled.
 
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