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(International Business Times)   Elizabeth Hurley: "I did not have sexual relations with that man, Bill Clinton"   (ibtimes.com) divider line 214
    More: Followup, Elizabeth Hurley, Bill Clinton, U.S. President Bill Clinton, Tom Sizemore, u.s. secretary of state  
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2014-02-06 03:55:00 PM  

Valiente: braedan: I feel this needs to be shared:

[www.youthedesigner.com image 850x549]

The open fly is a nice touch.


That, and Ronald McDonald firing the bazooka.
 
2014-02-06 03:57:21 PM  

blatz514: Nekkid

NSFW


Gah what is that a mole on her rib cage? Do Not Want!

/ kidding
// I've loved her forever.
/// I'd eat that mole.
 
2014-02-06 04:04:25 PM  

Diogenes: And....

"We walk in [and he said] Did you go with Liz Hurley for four years? Do you still see her?" Sizemore admits on the recording, adding that the politician became hostile when he was hesitant to cooperate. "Give it to me... You dumb motherf-ker. I'm the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number," Sizemore later added regarding Clinton's alleged reaction, also added claims that the former President immediately called the model after recieving her contact information.

No one's dumb enough to believe that account.  For one, Clinton's much smoother than that.  Secondly, I doubt he needed to go through Sizemore to get Hurley's digits.

/ok, freepers would believe that account


He supposedly wasn't all that smooth when he was governor. I think there was a story about no pants / state troopers and that really really ugly woman Paula Jones.

"The impeachment saga of President Clinton has its origins in a sexual harassment lawsuit brought in Arkansas in May, 1994 by Paula Jones, a former Arkansas state employee.  In her suit, Jones alleged that on May 8, 1991, while she helped to staff a state-sponsored management conference at the Excelsior Hotel in Little Rock, a state trooper and member of Governor Clinton's security detail, Danny Ferguson, approached her and told her that the Governor would like to meet her in his hotel suite.  Minutes later, Jones, seeing this as an opportunity to advance her career, took the elevator to Clinton's suite.  There, according to her disputed account, Clinton made a series of increasingly aggressive moves, culminating in his dropping his pants exposing an erection--and then asking Jones to "kiss it." Jones claimed that she stood and told the Governor, "I'm not that kind of girl." As she left, Clinton stopped her by the door and said, "You're a smart girl, let's keep this between ourselves."  (There is strong reason to question Jones's story, as Clinton's security guard reported that Jones seemed pleased when she left the hotel room--and that anything that happened inside appeared to be consensual.)"
 
2014-02-06 04:06:14 PM  
I just want to say for the record that I deny having sex with either of the Clintons.

I most certainly was not involved in a three way with both of them at a fundraiser... and I did not let Hillary stick her finger up my bum hole.


Just wanted to get that out the way before anyone asked/accused me.
 
2014-02-06 04:06:26 PM  
What I find funny is all the people claiming Sizemore's story didn't sound like Bill Clinton, dude was not smooth, he had power and used it to keep the ladies he had coerced quiet. Of course, I'm just saying this to distract from all the Liz Hurley goodness. The things I would do to her would make a satyr blush.
 
2014-02-06 04:10:20 PM  

Far Cough: You know, blatz, just because her name's not on top doesn't mean Kelly Brook can't make a few appearances in this thread too.

/triple negative
/whar image search, whar


Geez, you guys are needy...

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-06 04:14:24 PM  

monoski: If he did bone her he moves up several spots in my presidential rankings.


No shiat. She might have been the hottest woman on the planet in the late 90s.
 
2014-02-06 04:17:45 PM  
It can't be true.Why? Because Clinton only seemed to sleep with skanks. Hurley is out of his league, even if he was POTUS.
 
2014-02-06 04:22:30 PM  
I'll just leve these here...

i3.mirror.co.uk

news247.gr

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-02-06 04:26:07 PM  
Meh, she's a British 6.
 
2014-02-06 04:26:15 PM  
Last one...unless there are more requests.

www.should-know.com
 
2014-02-06 04:37:57 PM  
I while back a friend of mine who's into these kind of things said that at one time Hurley could be bought for the night.
 
2014-02-06 04:39:08 PM  

uber humper: I while back a friend of mine who's into these kind of things said that at one time Hurley could be bought for the night.


What year, what price?
 
2014-02-06 04:43:49 PM  

uber humper: I while back a friend of mine who's into these kind of things said that at one time Hurley could be bought for the night.


memecrunch.com

/not surprised
 
2014-02-06 04:43:54 PM  
Well, I did her.
 
2014-02-06 04:44:30 PM  
It's only "cheating" if your spouse has a problem with it.  Not only doesn't Mrs. Clinton give a single shiat, the promiscuity is actually pretty much an intentionally-crafted part of the pair's image designed to boost Bill's 'everyman' appeal to voters that they've put a lot of work into building.

Honestly, Mrs. Clinton probably smiles a little inside every time her husband gets accused of just being irrationally charming and appealing to every woman in the world, same as she probably snickers a bit every time the birther thing she started comes up for Obama.  Sort of a tribute to her skill as a political manipulator.
 
2014-02-06 04:44:41 PM  

Slaxl: uber humper: I while back a friend of mine who's into these kind of things said that at one time Hurley could be bought for the night.

What year, what price?


and do you have a time machine?
 
2014-02-06 04:46:58 PM  

Slaxl: uber humper: I while back a friend of mine who's into these kind of things said that at one time Hurley could be bought for the night.

What year, what price?


I don't recall a year or a price, just that he said it. If I had to guess, I would SAY sometime around 2000-2005. Maybe much more recent??
 
2014-02-06 04:47:12 PM  

Slaxl: uber humper: I while back a friend of mine who's into these kind of things said that at one time Hurley could be bought for the night.

What year, what price?


How do you think the States got into such a big deficit since the mid-90's??
 
2014-02-06 05:02:24 PM  
"Give it to me... You dumb motherf-ker. I'm the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number."

I read that in Edward G. Robinson's voice.
 
2014-02-06 05:05:08 PM  

zimbomba63: You mean he was cheating on Old Pantsuit, with Liz Hurley?  Wonder why?

Probably ended when Hillary found out and jiggled her thighs in a threatening manner at Bill.


Yes, because if you wife is isn't a young, sex symbol you should totally cheat on her. Oh, and a 66 year old should wear short, revealing dresses like the Fox news, stepford whores. Spending decades with your husband, supporting him as he makes is way to become the leader of a nation and having your own very successful political career MEANS NOTHING!

That is really how Republicans think of women. I wish it was a joke.
 
2014-02-06 05:06:24 PM  

gar1013: I'll just leve these here...

[i3.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]

[news247.gr image 660x439]

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x651]


Who is the starving chick on the other side?
 
2014-02-06 05:14:12 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-06 05:18:55 PM  
I just came here to say that I have nothing to say.
 
2014-02-06 05:27:12 PM  
She's a conniving biatch.  Just look at her showing her tits everywhere like she owns the place.
 
2014-02-06 05:27:57 PM  
"We walk in [and he said] Did you go with Liz Hurley for four years? Do you still see her?" Sizemore admits on the recording, adding that the politician became hostile when he was hesitant to cooperate. "Give it to me... You dumb motherf-ker. I'm the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number," Sizemore later added regarding Clinton's alleged reaction, also added claims that the former President immediately called the model after recieving her contact information.

If only the President had some sort of organisation or something that he could go to get information about people if he needed it.
 
2014-02-06 05:34:56 PM  
The only surprise in any of this is that Tom "Sort of Looks Like Bruce Willis If You Squint" Sizemore had any career at all.

/seriously that's why they cast him in that Wesley Snipes fake Die Hard movie
/I think his name was even something like "Sly" to cover the action star bases
 
2014-02-06 05:39:32 PM  

VladTheEmailer: "We walk in [and he said] Did you go with Liz Hurley for four years? Do you still see her?" Sizemore admits on the recording, adding that the politician became hostile when he was hesitant to cooperate. "Give it to me... You dumb motherf-ker. I'm the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number," Sizemore later added regarding Clinton's alleged reaction, also added claims that the former President immediately called the model after recieving her contact information.

If only the President had some sort of organisation or something that he could go to get information about people if he needed it.


The Hollywood Foreign Press Association?  The Daily Mail?  Her agent?
 
2014-02-06 05:42:32 PM  

cyberspacedout: Really? They have to mention her in connection with the movie "Austin Powers" as if we don't know her otherwise?


I'm very bad at knowing celebrities and that helped me here.
 
2014-02-06 05:43:11 PM  

Far Cough: VladTheEmailer: "We walk in [and he said] Did you go with Liz Hurley for four years? Do you still see her?" Sizemore admits on the recording, adding that the politician became hostile when he was hesitant to cooperate. "Give it to me... You dumb motherf-ker. I'm the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number," Sizemore later added regarding Clinton's alleged reaction, also added claims that the former President immediately called the model after recieving her contact information.

If only the President had some sort of organisation or something that he could go to get information about people if he needed it.

The Hollywood Foreign Press Association?  The Daily Mail?  Her agent?


Well, if I was President of the United States, Tom Sizemore wouldn't be at the top of the list.
 
2014-02-06 05:50:19 PM  

Savage Belief: WHAR STAINED BLUE SUIT! WHE-

/You just know she's a squirter.


Oh, God; did you have to go there?

/bunk
 
2014-02-06 05:52:20 PM  

blatz514:


Motorsport, indeed.

More like motorBOATsport.
 
2014-02-06 06:15:16 PM  

Slaxl: Meh, she's a British 6.


Too many teeth?

VladTheEmailer: If only the President had some sort of organisation or something that he could go to get information about people if he needed it.



Like the IRS?
 
2014-02-06 06:36:37 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: The grossest part of this story is that Tom Sizemore used to bang Liz Hurley.


^^^^^^^^This
 
2014-02-06 06:51:56 PM  

DarkVader: Diogenes: nekom: Diogenes: This isn't the first time Clinton has made headlines for allegedly cheating on his wife of 39 years. In 1998 Clinton was accused of having an affair with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. The politician originally denied the rumored tryst with the White House worker, telling the press, "I did not have sexual realtions with that woman." Several months later, Clinton admitted to their affair, saying, "I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate."

Holy shiat!  When did that happen?!?

Jesus wow.  You'd think that would have made the news!

I wonder if Hillary knows?

Does anybody still think Hillary cares who Bill is banging?

I mean, seriously, she doesn't strike me as the sort of woman who would get upset about that.  I'd suspect she's had her own flings too.


But what kind of people would that make both of them?
 
2014-02-06 06:56:07 PM  

sammyk: Following the release of the tape, Sizemore, 52, has since , claiming he made up the story of duo's affair during a "drug binge." "I'm not denying that I said these things," said the "Black Hawk Down" star, later adding, "I'd like to apologize to her for any hurt or BS I called [Liz] or the Clintons or anybody else I may have mentioned... They were the rantings of a drug-addicted actor."

How can anyone anywhere take any of this seriously? I'm sure they are out there. Rand Paul probably believes every word of it. He did claim it's the left that is waging a war on women less than a month ago because Clinton likes fat girls. Is this just the fevered brains riddled with ODS running with it?


He didn't want to end up killing himself with a shotgun wound on the back of his head.
 
2014-02-06 06:56:17 PM  

Mija: zimbomba63: You mean he was cheating on Old Pantsuit, with Liz Hurley?  Wonder why?

Probably ended when Hillary found out and jiggled her thighs in a threatening manner at Bill.

Yes, because if you wife is isn't a young, sex symbol you should totally cheat on her. Oh, and a 66 year old should wear short, revealing dresses like the Fox news, stepford whores. Spending decades with your husband, supporting him as he makes is way to become the leader of a nation and having your own very successful political career MEANS NOTHING!

That is really how Republicans think of women. I wish it was a joke.


I enjoy reading a good post chastising self generated opinions of women, while at the same time, calling women whores.
Keep up the good work.
 
2014-02-06 07:25:17 PM  
"Better put some ice on that." Bill Clinton to Juanita Broderick
 
2014-02-06 07:35:06 PM  

special20: Sin_City_Superhero: What's the big deal? Who among us hasn't banged Liz Hurley?

Sadly, I only got to bang Jenny McCarthy.


Hope the rash cleared up.
 
2014-02-06 07:45:59 PM  

Mija: zimbomba63: You mean he was cheating on Old Pantsuit, with Liz Hurley?  Wonder why?

Probably ended when Hillary found out and jiggled her thighs in a threatening manner at Bill.

Yes, because if you wife is isn't a young, sex symbol you should totally cheat on her. Oh, and a 66 year old should wear short, revealing dresses like the Fox news, stepford whores. Spending decades with your husband, supporting him as he makes is way to become the leader of a nation and having your own very successful political career MEANS NOTHING!

That is really how Republicans think of women. I wish it was a joke.


"Stepford whores"

The shameless misogyny of the left is astounding.

/just kidding, but not really you farking hypocrite.
 
2014-02-06 07:47:34 PM  

Far Cough: blatz514: Far Cough: Hurley's good looking and all, but the disparity between the number of photos here versus the Kelly Brook thread is a travesty.

Kelly Brook thread?

Point me in the right direction so can climb aboard and keep the natives happy!

Too farking late.  :(
http://www.fark.com/comments/8128206/Kelly-Brook-continues-to-look-a ma zing-in-a-tiny-bikini

But, you know, this thread is still open.


Hurley vs. Brook  This is no contest, Hurley!
 
2014-02-06 07:59:15 PM  

Mija: zimbomba63: You mean he was cheating on Old Pantsuit, with Liz Hurley?  Wonder why?

Probably ended when Hillary found out and jiggled her thighs in a threatening manner at Bill.

Yes, because if you wife is isn't a young, sex symbol you should totally cheat on her. Oh, and a 66 year old should wear short, revealing dresses like the Fox news, stepford whores. Spending decades with your husband, supporting him as he makes is way to become the leader of a nation and having your own very successful political career MEANS NOTHING!

That is really how Republicans think of women. I wish it was a joke.


So you like what I wrote.  Good, that gives me more confidence to post more.  Thanks!

/ Hillary looked her best, when they were still in Arkansas and she was wearing the big glasses.
// She looked like Atom Ant.  So hawt!
 
2014-02-06 08:10:26 PM  

zimbomba63: Far Cough: blatz514: Far Cough: Hurley's good looking and all, but the disparity between the number of photos here versus the Kelly Brook thread is a travesty.

Kelly Brook thread?

Point me in the right direction so can climb aboard and keep the natives happy!

Too farking late.  :(
http://www.fark.com/comments/8128206/Kelly-Brook-continues-to-look-a ma zing-in-a-tiny-bikini

But, you know, this thread is still open.

Hurley vs. Brook  This is no contest, Hurley!


[whynotboth.jpg]
 
2014-02-06 08:36:00 PM  
so ummm yeah......bookmark
 
2014-02-06 08:42:33 PM  
Anyone who has half a brain can tell that Hillary is living a sham of a marriage.
 
2014-02-06 08:43:09 PM  

VladTheEmailer: zimbomba63: Far Cough: blatz514: Far Cough: Hurley's good looking and all, but the disparity between the number of photos here versus the Kelly Brook thread is a travesty.

Kelly Brook thread?

Point me in the right direction so can climb aboard and keep the natives happy!

Too farking late.  :(
http://www.fark.com/comments/8128206/Kelly-Brook-continues-to-look-a ma zing-in-a-tiny-bikini

But, you know, this thread is still open.

Hurley vs. Brook  This is no contest, Hurley!

[whynotboth.jpg]


OK, I'm in a good mood, so you talked me into it.

/ Girls, I'm waiting!
 
2014-02-06 08:47:51 PM  
thanks for the mammaries
 
2014-02-06 09:28:42 PM  

Anayalator: He's had to tone it down for the last 2 decades for Hillary's political career, but the old stud had a great run.


Actually, he's already cheated once. It's old news.  I guess Hillary has the media squelched otherwise people would finally see how shallow she really is.
 
2014-02-06 09:28:52 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: "and they always assume it was Bill..."

[64.13.149.200 image 514x385]


You win this thread.  Well played, sir.
 
2014-02-06 10:18:35 PM  
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