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(International Business Times)   Elizabeth Hurley: "I did not have sexual relations with that man, Bill Clinton"   (ibtimes.com) divider line 214
    More: Followup, Elizabeth Hurley, Bill Clinton, U.S. President Bill Clinton, Tom Sizemore, u.s. secretary of state  
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2014-02-06 02:47:01 PM  

Diogenes: nekom: Diogenes: This isn't the first time Clinton has made headlines for allegedly cheating on his wife of 39 years. In 1998 Clinton was accused of having an affair with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. The politician originally denied the rumored tryst with the White House worker, telling the press, "I did not have sexual realtions with that woman." Several months later, Clinton admitted to their affair, saying, "I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate."

Holy shiat!  When did that happen?!?

Jesus wow.  You'd think that would have made the news!

I wonder if Hillary knows?


Does anybody still think Hillary cares who Bill is banging?

I mean, seriously, she doesn't strike me as the sort of woman who would get upset about that.  I'd suspect she's had her own flings too.
 
2014-02-06 02:48:01 PM  
Bookmark? What's that?
 
2014-02-06 02:51:23 PM  
Is it too late to say I would sex Ms. Hurley to the point that I could be found dead in her apartment from poontang overload?
 
2014-02-06 02:51:25 PM  
"and they always assume it was Bill..."

64.13.149.200
 
2014-02-06 02:51:36 PM  
"I did not have sexual relations with Bill Clinton" ~Shia LaBeouf
 
2014-02-06 02:53:50 PM  
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2014-02-06 02:54:50 PM  
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2014-02-06 02:55:46 PM  
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2014-02-06 02:55:49 PM  
If you can't use the highest office in known universe to bag someone the caliber of Elizabeth Hurley, then there's really no point and you won't get very many worthwhile candidates.

It should be good to be the king.
 
2014-02-06 02:56:55 PM  
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2014-02-06 02:57:53 PM  
If I were Clinton, and had hit that, I"d have had it videotaped, and played during my State of the Union Address....
 
2014-02-06 02:59:26 PM  
Don't remember if I posted this one already...

us.cdn001.fansshare.com

And don't care if I did.
 
2014-02-06 03:02:47 PM  

MeatGazer: Nemo's Brother: Before there was Anthony Weiner, there was Bill Clinton.

And before him - Kennedy.

And FDR, too, right?  And *perhaps* even his wife?

And probably up to a half of the Chief Executives in the country's history.


"Up to?" I'd be surprised if it wasn't at least half.

/Also, you skipped Bush Senior.
 
2014-02-06 03:03:08 PM  
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2014-02-06 03:04:34 PM  
Hurley's good looking and all, but the disparity between the number of photos here versus the Kelly Brook thread is a travesty.
 
2014-02-06 03:06:32 PM  
www.celebheights.com
 
2014-02-06 03:08:24 PM  
What's the big deal? Who among us hasn't banged Liz Hurley?
 
2014-02-06 03:10:10 PM  
Clinton always reminded me of Eddie Haskell
 
2014-02-06 03:11:21 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: What's the big deal? Who among us hasn't banged Liz Hurley?


Your mom is Liz Hurley?

.

KIDDING.  KIDDING.  TOTALLY uncalled for.

/so sorry, low hanging fruit
 
2014-02-06 03:11:36 PM  
gigity gigity gigity gigity gigity.


/can't stand up for a while
 
2014-02-06 03:11:59 PM  

Far Cough: Hurley's good looking and all, but the disparity between the number of photos here versus the Kelly Brook thread is a travesty.


Kelly Brook thread?

Point me in the right direction so can climb aboard and keep the natives happy!
 
2014-02-06 03:13:42 PM  
Good for you, Liz. Have a cigar.
 
2014-02-06 03:15:37 PM  
fap,  fap,  fap,

/fappity fap
 
2014-02-06 03:15:46 PM  

blatz514: Far Cough: Hurley's good looking and all, but the disparity between the number of photos here versus the Kelly Brook thread is a travesty.

Kelly Brook thread?

Point me in the right direction so can climb aboard and keep the natives happy!


Too farking late.  :(
http://www.fark.com/comments/8128206/Kelly-Brook-continues-to-look-a ma zing-in-a-tiny-bikini

But, you know, this thread is still open.
 
2014-02-06 03:15:50 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: What's the big deal? Who among us hasn't banged Liz Hurley?


Sadly, I only got to bang Jenny McCarthy.
 
2014-02-06 03:20:25 PM  

Far Cough: blatz514: Far Cough: Hurley's good looking and all, but the disparity between the number of photos here versus the Kelly Brook thread is a travesty.

Kelly Brook thread?

Point me in the right direction so can climb aboard and keep the natives happy!

Too farking late.  :(
http://www.fark.com/comments/8128206/Kelly-Brook-continues-to-look-a ma zing-in-a-tiny-bikini

But, you know, this thread is still open.


Oh man, how the hell did I miss that?

That thread opened right when I got to work too.

/was a little hung over Tuesday.
 
2014-02-06 03:22:02 PM  
she looks amazing for her age.


would
 
2014-02-06 03:22:30 PM  
 
2014-02-06 03:22:54 PM  

Far Cough: Sin_City_Superhero: What's the big deal? Who among us hasn't banged Liz Hurley?


Your mom is Liz Hurley?


They don't call me a "mother-farker" for nothing...
 
2014-02-06 03:23:57 PM  
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2014-02-06 03:24:50 PM  
This may be a repeat too...

www.plusthings.com
 
2014-02-06 03:24:59 PM  
Well, I dunno.  Is her face rotting off yet?
 
2014-02-06 03:26:23 PM  
media.soletron.com
 
2014-02-06 03:27:02 PM  
media.screened.com
 
2014-02-06 03:28:01 PM  
Nekkid

NSFW
 
2014-02-06 03:28:21 PM  
I wonder if she just tossed his salad, like Monica.
 
2014-02-06 03:28:58 PM  
If true, bravo for him.

The real crime in the whole Starr report/impeachment nonsense was that if the POTUS wanted some strange he couldn't pull in better then some chubby, big mouth nobody.
 
2014-02-06 03:30:47 PM  
photos.posh24.com
 
2014-02-06 03:31:14 PM  
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it's enough to drive a guy to banging crackheads
 
2014-02-06 03:32:59 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: What's the big deal? Who among us hasn't banged Liz Hurley?


Damian, one would hope.

/i'm sure he was breast-aware, though
 
2014-02-06 03:36:03 PM  

Diogenes: And....

"We walk in [and he said] Did you go with Liz Hurley for four years? Do you still see her?" Sizemore admits on the recording, adding that the politician became hostile when he was hesitant to cooperate. "Give it to me... You dumb motherf-ker. I'm the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number," Sizemore later added regarding Clinton's alleged reaction, also added claims that the former President immediately called the model after recieving her contact information.

No one's dumb enough to believe that account.  For one, Clinton's much smoother than that.  Secondly, I doubt he needed to go through Sizemore to get Hurley's digits.

/ok, freepers would believe that account


2.bp.blogspot.com
Riiiiiiiiight...

/scoff
//not just smooth; BIG DAWG smooth
 
2014-02-06 03:44:20 PM  
I feel this needs to be shared:

www.youthedesigner.com
 
2014-02-06 03:44:45 PM  

oldernell: So far Bill has not denied it.  On the other hand, who would?


It all depends on what the meaning of the word "Liz", is.

/"I did not go all reverse cowgirl to a 69 and finish with a blumpkin on that woman, Ms.Hurley".
 
2014-02-06 03:48:11 PM  
You know, blatz, just because her name's not on top doesn't mean Kelly Brook can't make a few appearances in this thread too.

/triple negative
/whar image search, whar
 
2014-02-06 03:51:56 PM  

carrion_luggage: It all depends on what the meaning of the word "Liz", is.


Getting the lights.
 
2014-02-06 03:52:22 PM  

special20: Sin_City_Superhero: What's the big deal? Who among us hasn't banged Liz Hurley?

Sadly, I only got to bang Jenny McCarthy.


I thought she was hard against injections?
 
2014-02-06 03:52:36 PM  

Ennuipoet: Didn't I read Sizemore stating he was fairly sure he was stoned out of his gourd when he said this on tape?


In other words, Sizemore doesn't matter.
 
2014-02-06 03:52:40 PM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: Not sure what all the hate for Monica is about.  I thought she looked all right.


I dunno. Ran into her in the elevator a couple times when she lived in the... Eagle warehouse? Big red brick thing in sorta TriBeCa... She was sorta freshman year end of the party cute, but kinda sad. I feel horrible for writing that now. Sorry, Monica, I was in a relationship at the time.
 
2014-02-06 03:53:50 PM  

braedan: I feel this needs to be shared:

[www.youthedesigner.com image 850x549]


The open fly is a nice touch.
 
2014-02-06 03:54:51 PM  

give me doughnuts: Her tits are so fine, even gay men Hilary wants to motorboat them.

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