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(International Business Times)   Elizabeth Hurley: "I did not have sexual relations with that man, Bill Clinton"   (ibtimes.com ) divider line
    More: Followup, Elizabeth Hurley, Bill Clinton, U.S. President Bill Clinton, Tom Sizemore, u.s. secretary of state  
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2014-02-06 02:04:57 PM  

DarkJohnson: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x467]
Sometimes a cigar is just a hot chick.


She was and still is a hot chick, too. DAYUM
 
2014-02-06 02:06:08 PM  
In other news, Tom Sizemore now admits he made up the whole thing.

Spoiler alert: he blames teh drugz.
 
2014-02-06 02:07:36 PM  
Gee, Bill better deny this immediately. Sex with Elizabeth Hurley! Imagine what that can do to your reputation!
 
2014-02-06 02:07:52 PM  

oldernell: So far Bill has not denied it.  On the other hand, who would?


If it was rumoured that I tagged a girl as OMFG hawt as Hurley I wouldnt deny it even if it wasnt true.
 
2014-02-06 02:10:49 PM  
she is definitely his type.
 
2014-02-06 02:11:43 PM  
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Linda Tripp sorta looks like John Goodman
 
2014-02-06 02:11:53 PM  

DarkJohnson: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x467]
Sometimes a cigar is just a hot chick.


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"Why don't you come on up to the White House and I'll give you the private tour myself.

And by 'private tour' I mean a ride on the Presidential hobbyhorse.

And by 'Presidential hobbyhorse', I mean my penis."
 
2014-02-06 02:14:15 PM  
What's your point, Elizabeth?
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2014-02-06 02:16:15 PM  
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2014-02-06 02:16:32 PM  
I'm not saying he did have sex with her. But if he did, I'd understand. Much hotter than Monica.
 
2014-02-06 02:16:57 PM  
Pretty shiatty movie, but the scenery was nice..

movieboozer.com
 
2014-02-06 02:17:46 PM  
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This shirt? Oh, Ghaddafi was having a yard sale. We were flying by in Air Force One. I think we were going to one of those countries with lots of oil and no common sense. Anyhoo, I looked out the winder and saw Ghaddafi out there with a pretty big sign and some balloons. The sign said "Yard Sale" so I says to Hillary "Looks like Ghaddafi is selling some of his stuff. Wanna land and see what he's got?" Hillary sticks her jaw out and says "How will that promote peace in the middle east, Chuckleass?" Chuckleass is her pet name for me. "I dunno," says I. "But he's already tracking us on sideband radar so we have to land just to be neighborly."

So, we landed. He's got nuttin good out. Says if we stick around, he'll have some better stuff brought up from the basement. But Hillary says we gots to go. So I spied this shirt and waggled him down to $2 for it. There was some blood over here but that came right out. All in all, it's a nice shirt.
 
2014-02-06 02:17:54 PM  
have to give the Commander in Chief a big salute on this one
 
2014-02-06 02:17:55 PM  

nekom: Jesus wow. You'd think that would have made the news!


meh, reporting stuff like that is pure drudgery.  Maybe they just don't care.
 
2014-02-06 02:18:17 PM  
Now I'm just daydreaming about that one scene in Austin Powers.

You know the one.
 
2014-02-06 02:18:21 PM  
Didn't Tom Sizemore already come out and say "never listen to me, I'm on drugs."?
 
2014-02-06 02:18:41 PM  
Who cares?
 
2014-02-06 02:19:45 PM  
If I'm Liz Hurley I would actually be more embarrassed by the fact that I was banged by Tom Sizemore than Big daddy Clinton.
 
2014-02-06 02:20:07 PM  

blatz514: Pretty shiatty movie, but the scenery was nice..

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Yes, I also thought the sets were superb.
 
2014-02-06 02:20:19 PM  
I first misidentified the Elizabeth they were talking about as...

i76.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-06 02:20:31 PM  
You mean he was cheating on Old Pantsuit, with Liz Hurley?  Wonder why?

Probably ended when Hillary found out and jiggled her thighs in a threatening manner at Bill.
 
2014-02-06 02:20:34 PM  

GonzoNihilist: Didn't Tom Sizemore already come out and say "never listen to me, I'm on drugs."?


Should be the title of his memoir.
 
2014-02-06 02:21:14 PM  
Strong Independent women.

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2014-02-06 02:21:39 PM  

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A famous actress named in connection to a starring role in a sure-fire blockbuster bio-pic

about the scandalous Sarah Palin Presidency denies that she had sex with "that man"

and wishes not to be mentioned by name

Oops! Sorry, wrong thread!

Oops! Sorry, wrong President!

Oops! Sorry wrong universe!

 
2014-02-06 02:25:38 PM  
Y'all are slackin'...

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2014-02-06 02:26:11 PM  
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He (thinks): I'm sorry. Mistakes were made.

She (thinks): There'd be a lot fewer people feeling sorry for me right nowif they knew what I was going to do to you when we get home.
 
2014-02-06 02:26:32 PM  

brantgoose: [img.fark.net image 320x160]A famous actress named in connection to a starring role in a sure-fire blockbuster bio-picabout the scandalous Sarah Palin Presidency denies that she had sex with "that man"and wishes not to be mentioned by nameOops! Sorry, wrong thread!Oops! Sorry, wrong President!Oops! Sorry wrong universe!


Read your post, and thought, "Hurry, Watson, the dumbasses are afoot!"
 
2014-02-06 02:27:36 PM  
"Re-re-re-RELATIONS!"

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2014-02-06 02:28:24 PM  
 
2014-02-06 02:29:15 PM  
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2014-02-06 02:30:24 PM  

Nabb1: The former President, when asked for a reply comment, simply stated, "Yet."



Harry Freakstorm: [img.fark.net image 634x467]

... Anyhoo, I looked out the winder and ...


I can't stop myself from laughing at these comments. These are why I spend my time on Fark.

/lurking, that is
//thanks guys!
 
2014-02-06 02:30:49 PM  
Not sure what all the hate for Monica is about.  I thought she looked all right.
 
2014-02-06 02:31:05 PM  
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2014-02-06 02:31:36 PM  
Seems like it would be easy to check cell phone records.  Notice someone didn't deny ever talking to Mr Clinton......
 
2014-02-06 02:32:24 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: fishnetsandleatherboots.jpg


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2014-02-06 02:33:45 PM  
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2014-02-06 02:35:00 PM  
Clearly, there are not enough Liz Hurley pictures in this thread ...

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2014-02-06 02:36:01 PM  

nekom: Diogenes: This isn't the first time Clinton has made headlines for allegedly cheating on his wife of 39 years. In 1998 Clinton was accused of having an affair with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. The politician originally denied the rumored tryst with the White House worker, telling the press, "I did not have sexual realtions with that woman." Several months later, Clinton admitted to their affair, saying, "I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate."

Holy shiat!  When did that happen?!?

Jesus wow.  You'd think that would have made the news!


In all fairness - there's a whole "generation" of folks out there who were too young, at the time, to really know / pay attention to national news and/or politics.
 
2014-02-06 02:36:35 PM  
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2014-02-06 02:36:58 PM  
Of course Hurley is denying the affair and Sizemore is backtracking,  look at the track record of people who crossed Hillary Clinton.

Vince Foster, Ron Brown, Barbara Wise, Johnny Lawhorn Jr, Jeff Rhodes , James Milan, Jordan Kettleson, Major General William Robertson,
Spec. Gary Rhodes , Steve Willis.

That's just a short list....
 
2014-02-06 02:37:31 PM  
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2014-02-06 02:39:06 PM  

Nemo's Brother: Before there was Anthony Weiner, there was Bill Clinton.


And before him - Kennedy.

And FDR, too, right?  And *perhaps* even his wife?

And probably up to a half of the Chief Executives in the country's history.
 
2014-02-06 02:39:20 PM  
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2014-02-06 02:40:20 PM  
WHAR STAINED BLUE SUIT! WHE-

/You just know she's a squirter.
 
2014-02-06 02:40:50 PM  
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2014-02-06 02:42:04 PM  
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2014-02-06 02:44:12 PM  
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2014-02-06 02:44:16 PM  

PunGent: Nemo's Brother: Before there was Anthony Weiner, there was Bill Clinton.

Hmm...bone the wrong woman, or invade the wrong country...decisions, decisions.

/think I'll stick with the Dems...their mistakes are cheaper and much more entertaining.


Yeah, plus, the dems had Marilyn Monroe.


mmmmm, sweet actress uh... kitty.  If you know what I mean, and you damn well do.
 
2014-02-06 02:46:05 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: [img.fark.net image 634x467]

This shirt? Oh, Ghaddafi was having a yard sale. We were flying by in Air Force One. I think we were going to one of those countries with lots of oil and no common sense. Anyhoo, I looked out the winder and saw Ghaddafi out there with a pretty big sign and some balloons. The sign said "Yard Sale" so I says to Hillary "Looks like Ghaddafi is selling some of his stuff. Wanna land and see what he's got?" Hillary sticks her jaw out and says "How will that promote peace in the middle east, Chuckleass?" Chuckleass is her pet name for me. "I dunno," says I. "But he's already tracking us on sideband radar so we have to land just to be neighborly."

So, we landed. He's got nuttin good out. Says if we stick around, he'll have some better stuff brought up from the basement. But Hillary says we gots to go. So I spied this shirt and waggled him down to $2 for it. There was some blood over here but that came right out. All in all, it's a nice shirt.


That was so easy to hear in his voice. It just sounded s natural.
Or was it Darrel Hammond?
 
2014-02-06 02:46:49 PM  
Thanks Spanky and Blatz.  You make life worth living.
 
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